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(Yahoo)   Woman kills her son because A) He attacked her. B) He murdered someone. C) He's a nine-year-old with no future because he has a small penis   (sg.news.yahoo.com) divider line 65
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2013-03-02 11:16:38 PM  
17 votes:
My girlfriend just caught me blow-drying my penis and asked what was I doing. Apparently, "heating your dinner" was not the right answer.
2013-03-02 09:03:57 PM  
10 votes:
I'm just glad I live in the U.S.where I can buy an AR-15 and loud pipes for my bike.
2013-03-02 08:59:41 PM  
9 votes:
That's one less Hummer sale.
2013-03-02 09:07:45 PM  
6 votes:
Somebody has to say it: "Dick move, mom."
2013-03-02 09:05:13 PM  
6 votes:
no future?

without people like her son, nobody would be buying $100,000 luxury cars
2013-03-02 10:36:30 PM  
5 votes:
i.usatoday.net

R.I.P. BRETT FAVRE
2013-03-02 09:03:02 PM  
5 votes:
And women say size doesn't matter.
2013-03-02 06:31:26 PM  
5 votes:
If only more mothers were so considerate.
2013-03-02 09:26:40 PM  
4 votes:

lantawa: Women, believe it, calculate what they can "take," and where they can take it. Some women. believe it, love a medium-medium-small-small cock in their ani.  Pleasure dome shiat, fer shure.

Disregard, uh, no---fark this woman's mentally ill murder of her son. It's a statistical anomaly, far beyond three standard deviations.

Different strokes for different folks.

SEXXXAY!


d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net
2013-03-02 09:01:08 PM  
4 votes:
*clicks on link*

24.media.tumblr.com
2013-03-02 06:27:55 PM  
4 votes:
And as it turns out, she was right.

He had no future.
2013-03-02 10:23:39 PM  
3 votes:
HE WAS IN THE POOL!!!
2013-03-02 09:08:45 PM  
3 votes:
one less NRA member
2013-03-02 08:59:46 PM  
3 votes:
That article wasn't very long.  O.o
2013-03-03 03:45:47 AM  
2 votes:
www.coldfusionvideo.com

She'd been listening to this guy too much.
2013-03-03 03:23:00 AM  
2 votes:
Too tired to photoshop right now:
photos1.blogger.com
2013-03-03 01:38:03 AM  
2 votes:
What a 9 year old boy in Indonesia might look like:

images.huffingtonpost.com

/surprised I got this first
//hope it's not obscure
2013-03-02 10:51:01 PM  
2 votes:
Well...how small WAS the kid's penis?
2013-03-02 10:50:43 PM  
2 votes:
Men are from Mars...

Women are from Penis.
2013-03-02 10:32:48 PM  
2 votes:
feastoffun.com
2013-03-02 10:32:21 PM  
2 votes:

skinink: So I guess the next Fark Party will not be in Indonesia, if the Farkers know what's good for them.


Speak for yourself. In the land of the squirrel-endowed, the skunk-endowed man is King.
2013-03-02 10:29:58 PM  
2 votes:
So I guess the next Fark Party will not be in Indonesia, if the Farkers know what's good for them.
2013-03-02 10:02:49 PM  
2 votes:
www.sprogblogger.com

"Dat's her, boys. Give 'er da woyks!"
2013-03-02 09:49:37 PM  
2 votes:
static.someecards.com
2013-03-02 09:32:34 PM  
2 votes:
One less gun owner to worry about.
2013-03-02 09:06:15 PM  
2 votes:
Dey eat da poo poo
2013-03-02 08:58:28 PM  
2 votes:
There would be no big penises without smallpenises
2013-03-02 08:58:07 PM  
2 votes:
Is there a 9yo that doesn't have a small pe...wait, don't answer that. Forget I even asked.
2013-03-02 07:28:05 PM  
2 votes:
2013-03-02 06:59:13 PM  
2 votes:

Nina Haagen Dazs: How did she know he wasn't a grower and not a shower. Jeez. Now she'll never know.


That'll teach me to read an article before posting.
2013-03-03 07:43:12 PM  
1 votes:

Harbinger of the Doomed Rat: the0ther: maybe she has a point. small dicked is no way to live your life.

I dunno, you seem to be doing fine.


I want to start a dating site that matches up people based on penis size and vagina tightness. We'll call it 'perfectfit.com'.
2013-03-03 06:28:05 PM  
1 votes:

the0ther: maybe she has a point. small dicked is no way to live your life.


I dunno, you seem to be doing fine.
2013-03-03 01:43:34 PM  
1 votes:

Valiente: Size does mater.


Huge

NSFW
gja
2013-03-03 09:36:36 AM  
1 votes:

skantea: There's vid on how to manually give a woman an orgasm in under two minutes (seen it, it appears real). So apparently it's not length or girth, but technique.


Being able to breath through your ears is a convenient skill as well.
2013-03-03 06:52:28 AM  
1 votes:
All I can say about this story is summarized in this one word:

Wow!

Maybe she was just worried that her whole life adventure of setting up a incest based relationship since before his birth for some good clean sex--devoid of feelings like a permanent brain-washed sex-buddy--just wasn't going to work out all that well anymore.  Especially when he only may've been as big as her 8" dildo WITHOUT the vibration (key point really; it'll come up in the trial...) and that certainly will just not cut it!  That or penis envy.

/window seat please; I like to watch the flames lapping at the plane and the scenery...
2013-03-03 02:18:49 AM  
1 votes:

skantea: Average Penis size by CountryUSA- Erect 12.9 cm. 5 in. Flaccid 8.8 cm. 3.4 in.
Germany- Erect 14.48 cm. 5.6 in. Flaccid 8.8 cm. 3.4 in.
Spain- Erect 13.58 cm. 5.3 in. Flaccid 8cm. 3.1 in.
UK- Erect 18.3 cm. 7.2 in. Flaccid 12.4 cm. 4.9 in.
France- Erect 16 cm. 6.2 in Flaccid 12 cm. 4.7 in
Japan- Erect 13 cm. 5.1 in Flaccid 8 cm. 3.1 in.
Brazil- Erect 12.4 cm. 4.8 in Flaccid 8cm. 3.1 in.
Italy- Erect 15 cm. 5.9 in Flaccid 10 cm. 3.9 in.
Mexico- Erect 14.9 cm. 5.87 in Flaccid 12 cm. 4.7 in.
Greece- Erect 12.1 cm. 4.8 in. Flaccid 8 cm. 3.1 in.
India- Erect 9.6 cm 3.8 in. Flaccid 9.6 cm. 3.8 in.
Saudi- Erect 12.4 cm. 4.8 in. Flaccid 8 cm. 3.1 in.
Chile- Erect 14 cm. 5.5 in Flaccid 10 cm. 3.9 in.
Columbia- Erect 13.9 cm. 5.4 in. Flaccid 8 cm. 3.1 in.
Korea- Erect 9.6 cm. 3.7 in Flaccid 6.1 cm 2.4 in.
Thailand- Erect 9.9 cm 3.9 in Flaccid 6.1 cm 2.4 in.
Nepal- Erect 9. 3 cm 3.7 in Flaccid 6.1 cm 2.4 in.
Africa- Erect 18.3 cm 7.2 in Flaccid 16.3 cm 6.4 in.
China- Erect 9.6 cm 3.7 in Flaccid 6.1 cm 2.4 in.
Indonesia- Erect 16.3 cm 6.4 in Flaccid 10 cm 3.9 in.
Australia- Erect 15.5 cm 6.1 in Flaccid 9.6 cm 3.8 in.

Top 5 for largest (erect)
Africa at 7.2 inches
Uk 7.2 inches
Indonesia 6.4 inches
France 6.2 Inches
Australia 6.1 inches.


Africa is not a country.

cl.jroo.me
2013-03-03 01:46:55 AM  
1 votes:
noticias.antesdelfin.com
2013-03-03 01:09:02 AM  
1 votes:

wambu: My girlfriend just caught me blow-drying my penis and asked what was I doing. Apparently, "heating your dinner" was not the right answer.


i.imgur.com
2013-03-03 01:03:42 AM  
1 votes:
i569.photobucket.com
2013-03-03 12:39:33 AM  
1 votes:

Nina Haagen Dazs: Zarquon's Flat Tire: Nina Haagen Dazs: Zarquon's Flat Tire: Nina Haagen Dazs: Ahh jeez, nobody wins in a circumcision thread. Unless the Doc took too much off the top? Then she should've thought about killing the Doc....nevermind , maybe I should read the article...

By my calculations reading the article and the thread up to your post takes about 44 seconds.

44 seconds? I figure it took me 1.5 seconds to read the headline, which gave me the gist. sigh...ok, I confess, I'm horrible at reading articles ... hell, I haven't even seen if this thread has devolved into a circumcision thread. How about we just forget about this thread and have a beer, hmm? Yea. Let's do that.

Coincidentally, cracked the first one of the evening just a minute ago.  Cheers.

Cheers indeed, and to tin-foil hat maggie as well..let's just drnk a few and forget for a while about ...what the hell is this thread about, anyway?
/ducks
/
/


This thread is now about ducks.

astrobioloblog.files.wordpress.com
dailydoseofanimals.com
us.123rf.com
2013-03-03 12:25:19 AM  
1 votes:

digitalrain: Dafuq? What 9 year old DOESN'T have a little willie?


Girls.
m00
2013-03-03 12:23:09 AM  
1 votes:
I submitted this with a better headline: The reason why there are no Farkers from Indonesia.
2013-03-03 12:18:39 AM  
1 votes:

Zarquon's Flat Tire: Nina Haagen Dazs: Ahh jeez, nobody wins in a circumcision thread. Unless the Doc took too much off the top? Then she should've thought about killing the Doc....nevermind , maybe I should read the article...

By my calculations reading the article and the thread up to your post takes about 44 seconds.


44 seconds? I figure it took me 1.5 seconds to read the headline, which gave me the gist. sigh...ok, I confess, I'm horrible at reading articles ... hell, I haven't even seen if this thread has devolved into a circumcision thread. How about we just forget about this thread and have a beer, hmm? Yea. Let's do that.
2013-03-03 12:10:50 AM  
1 votes:

sno man: So I guess teaching the boy manual and oral alternatives to his *ahem* shortcomings would have been a worse choice?

/Whatever/however if you can get her there you're gold.  helps if you can also cook.


^this^
2013-03-03 12:06:55 AM  
1 votes:

Gyrfalcon: Ryker's Peninsula: Maybe it was just a really big clit?
And don't start with the whole "motion on the ocean" nonsense.
Every guy knows that it isn't the length or girth of the package that really matters to a woman.
What really matters to her is consent.The size of your bank account.

If your wallet is big enough, guys, we'll find a way to accommodate your tiny peener.


images.sodahead.com
2013-03-03 12:05:00 AM  
1 votes:

Pribar: germ78: When dads go crazy, they kill adults eat eyes. When moms go crazy, they kill kids.


SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT THE F**K UP
2013-03-02 11:58:51 PM  
1 votes:
Im not saying this would have worked, but she should have at least tried before killing the kid...

1.bp.blogspot.com
2013-03-02 11:02:34 PM  
1 votes:

Philip J. Frylock: Well...how small WAS the kid's penis?


[haveaseatoverthere.jpg]
2013-03-02 10:37:12 PM  
1 votes:
....she said give me eight inches and make it hurt.

So I farked her twice and hit her in the head with a brick.


*slams down mic

*lights cig
2013-03-02 10:14:40 PM  
1 votes:

PsiChick: germ78: When dads go crazy, they kill adults. When moms go crazy, they kill kids.

Well, a good saying is both catchy and roughly true. You got one right.


Well, they're small and convenient.
2013-03-02 09:53:07 PM  
1 votes:

srhp29: Too bad my mom wasn't so stand up when I was nine.
This small penis makes life impossible.


Agreed. There is nothing like things really going well with a nice girl, a few dates, a great rapport, maybe even some great making out, and finally it's go all the way time, and you get to see her joy at a new crush crumble when she sees that you are hung like a Crayola crayon.

It's not ultimately "important" to live and be happy and successful, but at the same time, it kinda is.
2013-03-02 09:44:02 PM  
1 votes:
That's not Real Funny.
2013-03-02 09:42:31 PM  
1 votes:
Corvette dealers inconsolable...
2013-03-02 09:40:09 PM  
1 votes:
That's some seriously farked up shiat, so here's some pics of cute animals.
25.media.tumblr.com
24.media.tumblr.com
25.media.tumblr.com
2013-03-02 09:27:30 PM  
1 votes:
www.cinemabeach.com
2013-03-02 09:25:11 PM  
1 votes:
I like big penises.  I like small penises.  In fact, I like most all penises.  I can't imagine that women will only accept men with average to large penises.
2013-03-02 09:16:33 PM  
1 votes:
Too bad my mom wasn't so stand up when I was nine.
This small penis makes life impossible.
2013-03-02 09:14:53 PM  
1 votes:

Apos: *clicks on link*

[24.media.tumblr.com image 248x200]


I love the "nope" gif.
2013-03-02 09:11:21 PM  
1 votes:
Maybe it was just a really big clit?
And don't start with the whole "motion on the ocean" nonsense.
Every guy knows that it isn't the length or girth of the package that really matters to a woman.
What really matters to her is consent.
2013-03-02 09:10:05 PM  
1 votes:
Biatch probably had the thermostat turned down, too.
2013-03-02 09:03:07 PM  
1 votes:
Anyone say "grower not shower" yet?
2013-03-02 09:03:00 PM  
1 votes:
Wow, I wish my mom had done this. Because then I would have been given two additional lives!
2013-03-02 08:45:45 PM  
1 votes:

Nina Haagen Dazs: How did she know he wasn't a grower and not a shower. Jeez. Now she'll never know.


How the hell do you think?

A) She knows what the father was packing.
B) She carefully sequenced and analyzed his genome for the past 9 years.
C) ಠ_ಠ *redacted joke*
2013-03-02 06:48:35 PM  
1 votes:
Geeze mom, maybe he was a grower, not a shower.
2013-03-02 06:47:46 PM  
1 votes:
How did she know he wasn't a grower and not a shower. Jeez. Now she'll never know.
 
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