lantawa: Women, believe it, calculate what they can "take," and where they can take it. Some women. believe it, love a medium-medium-small-small cock in their ani. Pleasure dome shiat, fer shure.Disregard, uh, no---fark this woman's mentally ill murder of her son. It's a statistical anomaly, far beyond three standard deviations.Different strokes for different folks.SEXXXAY!
skinink: So I guess the next Fark Party will not be in Indonesia, if the Farkers know what's good for them.
Nina Haagen Dazs: How did she know he wasn't a grower and not a shower. Jeez. Now she'll never know.
Harbinger of the Doomed Rat: the0ther: maybe she has a point. small dicked is no way to live your life.I dunno, you seem to be doing fine.
the0ther: maybe she has a point. small dicked is no way to live your life.
Valiente: Size does mater.
skantea: There's vid on how to manually give a woman an orgasm in under two minutes (seen it, it appears real). So apparently it's not length or girth, but technique.
skantea: Average Penis size by CountryUSA- Erect 12.9 cm. 5 in. Flaccid 8.8 cm. 3.4 in.Germany- Erect 14.48 cm. 5.6 in. Flaccid 8.8 cm. 3.4 in.Spain- Erect 13.58 cm. 5.3 in. Flaccid 8cm. 3.1 in.UK- Erect 18.3 cm. 7.2 in. Flaccid 12.4 cm. 4.9 in.France- Erect 16 cm. 6.2 in Flaccid 12 cm. 4.7 inJapan- Erect 13 cm. 5.1 in Flaccid 8 cm. 3.1 in.Brazil- Erect 12.4 cm. 4.8 in Flaccid 8cm. 3.1 in.Italy- Erect 15 cm. 5.9 in Flaccid 10 cm. 3.9 in.Mexico- Erect 14.9 cm. 5.87 in Flaccid 12 cm. 4.7 in.Greece- Erect 12.1 cm. 4.8 in. Flaccid 8 cm. 3.1 in.India- Erect 9.6 cm 3.8 in. Flaccid 9.6 cm. 3.8 in.Saudi- Erect 12.4 cm. 4.8 in. Flaccid 8 cm. 3.1 in.Chile- Erect 14 cm. 5.5 in Flaccid 10 cm. 3.9 in.Columbia- Erect 13.9 cm. 5.4 in. Flaccid 8 cm. 3.1 in.Korea- Erect 9.6 cm. 3.7 in Flaccid 6.1 cm 2.4 in.Thailand- Erect 9.9 cm 3.9 in Flaccid 6.1 cm 2.4 in.Nepal- Erect 9. 3 cm 3.7 in Flaccid 6.1 cm 2.4 in.Africa- Erect 18.3 cm 7.2 in Flaccid 16.3 cm 6.4 in.China- Erect 9.6 cm 3.7 in Flaccid 6.1 cm 2.4 in.Indonesia- Erect 16.3 cm 6.4 in Flaccid 10 cm 3.9 in.Australia- Erect 15.5 cm 6.1 in Flaccid 9.6 cm 3.8 in.Top 5 for largest (erect)Africa at 7.2 inchesUk 7.2 inchesIndonesia 6.4 inchesFrance 6.2 InchesAustralia 6.1 inches.
wambu: My girlfriend just caught me blow-drying my penis and asked what was I doing. Apparently, "heating your dinner" was not the right answer.
Nina Haagen Dazs: Zarquon's Flat Tire: Nina Haagen Dazs: Zarquon's Flat Tire: Nina Haagen Dazs: Ahh jeez, nobody wins in a circumcision thread. Unless the Doc took too much off the top? Then she should've thought about killing the Doc....nevermind , maybe I should read the article...By my calculations reading the article and the thread up to your post takes about 44 seconds.44 seconds? I figure it took me 1.5 seconds to read the headline, which gave me the gist. sigh...ok, I confess, I'm horrible at reading articles ... hell, I haven't even seen if this thread has devolved into a circumcision thread. How about we just forget about this thread and have a beer, hmm? Yea. Let's do that.Coincidentally, cracked the first one of the evening just a minute ago. Cheers.Cheers indeed, and to tin-foil hat maggie as well..let's just drnk a few and forget for a while about ...what the hell is this thread about, anyway?/ducks//
digitalrain: Dafuq? What 9 year old DOESN'T have a little willie?
Zarquon's Flat Tire: Nina Haagen Dazs: Ahh jeez, nobody wins in a circumcision thread. Unless the Doc took too much off the top? Then she should've thought about killing the Doc....nevermind , maybe I should read the article...By my calculations reading the article and the thread up to your post takes about 44 seconds.
sno man: So I guess teaching the boy manual and oral alternatives to his *ahem* shortcomings would have been a worse choice?/Whatever/however if you can get her there you're gold. helps if you can also cook.
Gyrfalcon: Ryker's Peninsula: Maybe it was just a really big clit?And don't start with the whole "motion on the ocean" nonsense.Every guy knows that it isn't the length or girth of the package that really matters to a woman.What really matters to her is consent.The size of your bank account.If your wallet is big enough, guys, we'll find a way to accommodate your tiny peener.
Pribar: germ78: When dads go crazy, they kill adults eat eyes. When moms go crazy, they kill kids.
Philip J. Frylock: Well...how small WAS the kid's penis?
PsiChick: germ78: When dads go crazy, they kill adults. When moms go crazy, they kill kids.Well, a good saying is both catchy and roughly true. You got one right.
srhp29: Too bad my mom wasn't so stand up when I was nine.This small penis makes life impossible.
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