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(Yahoo)   Woman kills her son because A) He attacked her. B) He murdered someone. C) He's a nine-year-old with no future because he has a small penis   (sg.news.yahoo.com ) divider line
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2013-03-02 10:05:30 PM  
6 votes:
When dads go crazy, they kill adults. When moms go crazy, they kill kids.
2013-03-02 09:40:09 PM  
4 votes:
That's some seriously farked up shiat, so here's some pics of cute animals.
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2013-03-02 09:47:52 PM  
3 votes:

ReapTheChaos: Jesus farking christ!  He was farking 9! They grow when you hit puberty you dumb biatch! I don't think there is such a thing as a well hung 9 year old.


Chick drowned her 9 year old son for having a small penis, and you seem to be expecting her to act with intelligence and rationality.
2013-03-02 09:27:10 PM  
3 votes:
Kid never had a chance.  I mean, if your mother is inspecting your penis, the damn thing is going to turtle on you immediately.
2013-03-02 09:11:21 PM  
3 votes:
Maybe it was just a really big clit?
And don't start with the whole "motion on the ocean" nonsense.
Every guy knows that it isn't the length or girth of the package that really matters to a woman.
What really matters to her is consent.
2013-03-02 09:01:20 PM  
3 votes:
...Mom?  Seriously, WTF Mom?  No really, WTF, beeyotch.  Seriously.
2013-03-02 09:00:50 PM  
3 votes:
So I guess teaching the boy manual and oral alternatives to his *ahem* shortcomings would have been a worse choice?

/Whatever/however if you can get her there you're gold.  helps if you can also cook.
2013-03-02 08:58:28 PM  
3 votes:
There would be no big penises without smallpenises
2013-03-02 06:27:55 PM  
3 votes:
And as it turns out, she was right.

He had no future.
2013-03-02 10:51:01 PM  
2 votes:
Well...how small WAS the kid's penis?
2013-03-02 09:52:56 PM  
2 votes:

Ryker's Peninsula: Maybe it was just a really big clit?
And don't start with the whole "motion on the ocean" nonsense.
Every guy knows that it isn't the length or girth of the package that really matters to a woman.
What really matters to her is consent.

The size of your bank account.

If your wallet is big enough, guys, we'll find a way to accommodate your tiny peener.
2013-03-02 09:49:26 PM  
2 votes:
"She told police investigators that she killed him as he would have a bleak future with his small penis," Rikwanto said.

And now mom has a bleak future without her son.
2013-03-02 09:45:15 PM  
2 votes:
Jesus farking christ!  He was farking 9! They grow when you hit puberty you dumb biatch! I don't think there is such a thing as a well hung 9 year old.
2013-03-02 09:25:11 PM  
2 votes:
I like big penises.  I like small penises.  In fact, I like most all penises.  I can't imagine that women will only accept men with average to large penises.
2013-03-02 09:22:21 PM  
2 votes:
What's a mother doing seeing her son's penis after he's learned to use the toilet on his own anyway?
2013-03-02 09:10:35 PM  
2 votes:
So it was small in the first place, they gave him an operation to make it smaller, and somehow the successful result was shameful enough to result in an honor killing? I don't get it.
2013-03-02 09:06:05 PM  
2 votes:
I can not post anything productive because this article broke my brain.

I'm just going to sit here and think about bunnies for a minute and hope I can forget I ever read this.
2013-03-02 09:03:02 PM  
2 votes:
And women say size doesn't matter.
2013-03-03 01:43:34 PM  
1 vote:

Valiente: Size does mater.


Huge

NSFW
2013-03-03 03:45:47 AM  
1 vote:
www.coldfusionvideo.com

She'd been listening to this guy too much.
HBK
2013-03-03 02:38:25 AM  
1 vote:

germ78: PsiChick: germ78: When dads go crazy, they kill adults moms. When moms go crazy, they kill kids.

Well, a good saying is both catchy and roughly true. You got one right.

Better?

 a2.ec-images.myspacecdn.com

And sometimes the kids too.

/hotlinked
2013-03-03 01:03:16 AM  
1 vote:
might have prudent to wait until a few years after the onset of puberty and little time for the testosterone to kick in.
2013-03-03 12:48:49 AM  
1 vote:

Nina Haagen Dazs: Zarquon's Flat Tire: Nina Haagen Dazs: Zarquon's Flat Tire: Nina Haagen Dazs: Ahh jeez, nobody wins in a circumcision thread. Unless the Doc took too much off the top? Then she should've thought about killing the Doc....nevermind , maybe I should read the article...

By my calculations reading the article and the thread up to your post takes about 44 seconds.

44 seconds? I figure it took me 1.5 seconds to read the headline, which gave me the gist. sigh...ok, I confess, I'm horrible at reading articles ... hell, I haven't even seen if this thread has devolved into a circumcision thread. How about we just forget about this thread and have a beer, hmm? Yea. Let's do that.

Coincidentally, cracked the first one of the evening just a minute ago.  Cheers.

Cheers indeed, and to tin-foil hat maggie as well..let's just drnk a few and forget for a while about ...what the hell is this thread about, anyway?
/ducks
/
/


Does it mater now?
Let's get drunk(NSFW lyrics)
2013-03-03 12:25:19 AM  
1 vote:

digitalrain: Dafuq? What 9 year old DOESN'T have a little willie?


Girls.
2013-03-03 12:05:00 AM  
1 vote:

Pribar: germ78: When dads go crazy, they kill adults eat eyes. When moms go crazy, they kill kids.


SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT THE F**K UP
2013-03-02 11:49:47 PM  
1 vote:

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: ReapTheChaos: Jesus farking christ!  He was farking 9! They grow when you hit puberty you dumb biatch! I don't think there is such a thing as a well hung 9 year old.

Chick drowned her 9 year old son for having a small penis, and you seem to be expecting her to act with intelligence and rationality.


yup.. it's one thing to go on an uncontrollable rage and shoot someone or stab them.. but to actually hold your own kid down in the tub and continue to hold the child down while he struggles, hands and feet wailing, eyes wide open looking straight at you while bubbles coming out of his mouth and nostrils and to continue holding his head down submerged in the water until he body convulses and finally stops moving and the final bubble finally emerges from his nose a couple of long minutes later.

All because you think he has a small peepee.  WTF mom WTF!!!!!!
2013-03-02 11:16:38 PM  
1 vote:
My girlfriend just caught me blow-drying my penis and asked what was I doing. Apparently, "heating your dinner" was not the right answer.
2013-03-02 11:09:48 PM  
1 vote:
Maybe he had a condition called "buried penis".  GIS if you dare.  There is "micropenis" too.

/do they normally bathe their nine year olds in that part of the world?
2013-03-02 10:55:29 PM  
1 vote:
FTA: Rikwanto said the woman was fully conscious of what she had done, but police ordered a psychological test to assess her mental condition.

If I ever feel like entering a life of crime, I'll go to Indonesia; where the police will offer you and your lawyer a "get out of jail free" card, before the trial.
2013-03-02 10:42:24 PM  
1 vote:

WhippingBoy: ACunningPlan: Don't know how to say f&cking bonkers in Indonesian but mother is definitely in that category, and should be aided off her mortal coil as soon as.

I see. If a man does something, it's Patriarchy and Rape Culture.
If a woman does something, it's "Crazy".


Huh?  Think you're whipping the wrong old lady here my dear.  If Dad had done the deed or if you prefer gender neutral is a parent had murdered off-spring, I'd still say they were f&cking bonkers & hope for the same retribution.
2013-03-02 10:39:37 PM  
1 vote:

Coastalgrl: Zarquon's Flat Tire: Geeze mom, maybe he was a grower, not a shower.

Grower not a shower?

I get the idea but completely new concept and saying to me.

Additional data to back up claim?


Where are you from that you've never heard that expression before?
2013-03-02 10:29:58 PM  
1 vote:
So I guess the next Fark Party will not be in Indonesia, if the Farkers know what's good for them.
2013-03-02 10:28:49 PM  
1 vote:

Coastalgrl: Zarquon's Flat Tire: Geeze mom, maybe he was a grower, not a shower.

Grower not a shower?

I get the idea but completely new concept and saying to me.

Additional data to back up claim?


Here's what the Kinsey institute says.

There is a much wider range of size in men's penises when flaccid, with the average ranging from 1 to 4 inches. In general, smaller flaccid penises lengthen at erection by a greater percentage than do larger flaccid penises, with most men reaching an average size of 5 to 7 inches, so the flaccid size of a penis is not a good predictor of erect size.

http://www.kinseyinstitute.org/resources/bib-penis.html

Here's what Wikipedia says citing Journal of Urology study that's subscription only.

Neither patient age nor size of the flaccid penis accurately predicted erectile length. Stretched length most closely correlated with erect length

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_size#Length
2013-03-02 10:11:47 PM  
1 vote:

germ78: When dads go crazy, they kill adults. When moms go crazy, they kill kids.


Well, a good saying is both catchy and roughly true. You got one right.
2013-03-02 10:00:45 PM  
1 vote:
Sadly, Darwin approves.
2013-03-02 10:00:05 PM  
1 vote:
This really shouldn't seem so odd or sick.
As it seems, we are still not very far off from when the weak, small, sickly were regularily disposed of or dispersed from society.
It kept communities healthy and strong. Better ableing them to survive, thrive and grow.
Happened for thousands of years. Who are we to throw out the lessons learned that got us to where we are today.
2013-03-02 09:53:07 PM  
1 vote:

srhp29: Too bad my mom wasn't so stand up when I was nine.
This small penis makes life impossible.


Agreed. There is nothing like things really going well with a nice girl, a few dates, a great rapport, maybe even some great making out, and finally it's go all the way time, and you get to see her joy at a new crush crumble when she sees that you are hung like a Crayola crayon.

It's not ultimately "important" to live and be happy and successful, but at the same time, it kinda is.
2013-03-02 09:53:07 PM  
1 vote:
The ultimate size queen.
2013-03-02 09:44:21 PM  
1 vote:

Nina Haagen Dazs: How did she know he wasn't a grower and not a shower. Jeez. Now she'll never know.


I hope she'd never know even if the kid lived!
2013-03-02 09:44:02 PM  
1 vote:
That's not Real Funny.
2013-03-02 09:26:40 PM  
1 vote:

lantawa: Women, believe it, calculate what they can "take," and where they can take it. Some women. believe it, love a medium-medium-small-small cock in their ani.  Pleasure dome shiat, fer shure.

Disregard, uh, no---fark this woman's mentally ill murder of her son. It's a statistical anomaly, far beyond three standard deviations.

Different strokes for different folks.

SEXXXAY!


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2013-03-02 09:08:45 PM  
1 vote:
one less NRA member
2013-03-02 09:07:45 PM  
1 vote:
Somebody has to say it: "Dick move, mom."
2013-03-02 09:03:57 PM  
1 vote:
I'm just glad I live in the U.S.where I can buy an AR-15 and loud pipes for my bike.
2013-03-02 09:01:08 PM  
1 vote:
*clicks on link*

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2013-03-02 08:13:42 PM  
1 vote:
Some are showers and others are growers, lady.
2013-03-02 06:48:35 PM  
1 vote:
Geeze mom, maybe he was a grower, not a shower.
2013-03-02 06:47:46 PM  
1 vote:
How did she know he wasn't a grower and not a shower. Jeez. Now she'll never know.
 
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