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2013-03-03 03:23:00 AM  
Too tired to photoshop right now:
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2013-03-03 03:26:21 AM  

ultraholland: tinfoil-hat maggie: Those are about 100 to 150 yards from the house in my front yard.

ahhh, trees...


Lot's of those here...
Oh and the trees with bogs.
farm7.staticflickr.com
 
2013-03-03 03:37:54 AM  

Kevin72: What a 9 year old boy in Indonesia might look like:

images.huffingtonpost.com


Well we understand we fartbama's ego comes from.
 \In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king
\\In the land of the baby carrots...
\\Can't do anything but make underarm noises because the FA is too horrible.
 
2013-03-03 03:44:18 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: ultraholland: tinfoil-hat maggie: Those are about 100 to 150 yards from the house in my front yard.

ahhh, trees...

Lot's of those here...
Oh and the trees with bogs.
[farm7.staticflickr.com image 640x480]


=D See, that's the kind of "forest" -I'm- used to. =P
 
2013-03-03 03:45:25 AM  

skantea: Average Penis size by CountryUSA- Erect 12.9 cm. 5 in. Flaccid 8.8 cm. 3.4 in.
Germany- Erect 14.48 cm. 5.6 in. Flaccid 8.8 cm. 3.4 in.
Spain- Erect 13.58 cm. 5.3 in. Flaccid 8cm. 3.1 in.
UK- Erect 18.3 cm. 7.2 in. Flaccid 12.4 cm. 4.9 in.
France- Erect 16 cm. 6.2 in Flaccid 12 cm. 4.7 in
Japan- Erect 13 cm. 5.1 in Flaccid 8 cm. 3.1 in.
Brazil- Erect 12.4 cm. 4.8 in Flaccid 8cm. 3.1 in.
Italy- Erect 15 cm. 5.9 in Flaccid 10 cm. 3.9 in.
Mexico- Erect 14.9 cm. 5.87 in Flaccid 12 cm. 4.7 in.
Greece- Erect 12.1 cm. 4.8 in. Flaccid 8 cm. 3.1 in.
India- Erect 9.6 cm 3.8 in. Flaccid 9.6 cm. 3.8 in.
Saudi- Erect 12.4 cm. 4.8 in. Flaccid 8 cm. 3.1 in.
Chile- Erect 14 cm. 5.5 in Flaccid 10 cm. 3.9 in.
Columbia- Erect 13.9 cm. 5.4 in. Flaccid 8 cm. 3.1 in.
Korea- Erect 9.6 cm. 3.7 in Flaccid 6.1 cm 2.4 in.
Thailand- Erect 9.9 cm 3.9 in Flaccid 6.1 cm 2.4 in.
Nepal- Erect 9. 3 cm 3.7 in Flaccid 6.1 cm 2.4 in.
Africa- Erect 18.3 cm 7.2 in Flaccid 16.3 cm 6.4 in.
China- Erect 9.6 cm 3.7 in Flaccid 6.1 cm 2.4 in.
Indonesia- Erect 16.3 cm 6.4 in Flaccid 10 cm 3.9 in.
Australia- Erect 15.5 cm 6.1 in Flaccid 9.6 cm 3.8 in.

Top 5 for largest (erect)
Africa at 7.2 inches
Uk 7.2 inches
Indonesia 6.4 inches
France 6.2 Inches
Australia 6.1 inches.


Again, when people talk about penis size, they always go to length. What do you really gain after a certain length? Are there really that many women that can orgasm from 7in but not 6? Add that inch to circumference, on the other hand, and you change the experience much more.
 
2013-03-03 03:45:47 AM  
www.coldfusionvideo.com

She'd been listening to this guy too much.
 
2013-03-03 04:04:52 AM  

GranoblasticMan: tinfoil-hat maggie: ultraholland: tinfoil-hat maggie: Those are about 100 to 150 yards from the house in my front yard.

ahhh, trees...

Lot's of those here...
Oh and the trees with bogs.
[farm7.staticflickr.com image 640x480]

=D See, that's the kind of "forest" -I'm- used to. =P


The kind with the water moccasins, huh?
 
2013-03-03 04:12:45 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: GranoblasticMan: tinfoil-hat maggie: ultraholland: tinfoil-hat maggie: Those are about 100 to 150 yards from the house in my front yard.

ahhh, trees...

Lot's of those here...
Oh and the trees with bogs.
[farm7.staticflickr.com image 640x480]

=D See, that's the kind of "forest" -I'm- used to. =P

The kind with the water moccasins, huh?


Hell yeah! That's what makes it fun ;)
 
2013-03-03 04:13:59 AM  

GranoblasticMan: tinfoil-hat maggie: GranoblasticMan: tinfoil-hat maggie: ultraholland: tinfoil-hat maggie: Those are about 100 to 150 yards from the house in my front yard.

ahhh, trees...

Lot's of those here...
Oh and the trees with bogs.
[farm7.staticflickr.com image 640x480]

=D See, that's the kind of "forest" -I'm- used to. =P

The kind with the water moccasins, huh?

Hell yeah! That's what makes it fun ;)


... And of course, any puddle deeper than a foot here in FL has at least one resident gator. Love it!
 
2013-03-03 04:20:27 AM  
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SY6GvTY7E5U

Dolph Lungren penis so biiiiig!
 
2013-03-03 04:43:09 AM  

Virtuoso80: skantea: Average Penis size by CountryUSA- Erect 12.9 cm. 5 in. Flaccid 8.8 cm. 3.4 in.
Germany- Erect 14.48 cm. 5.6 in. Flaccid 8.8 cm. 3.4 in.
Spain- Erect 13.58 cm. 5.3 in. Flaccid 8cm. 3.1 in.
UK- Erect 18.3 cm. 7.2 in. Flaccid 12.4 cm. 4.9 in.
France- Erect 16 cm. 6.2 in Flaccid 12 cm. 4.7 in
Japan- Erect 13 cm. 5.1 in Flaccid 8 cm. 3.1 in.
Brazil- Erect 12.4 cm. 4.8 in Flaccid 8cm. 3.1 in.
Italy- Erect 15 cm. 5.9 in Flaccid 10 cm. 3.9 in.
Mexico- Erect 14.9 cm. 5.87 in Flaccid 12 cm. 4.7 in.
Greece- Erect 12.1 cm. 4.8 in. Flaccid 8 cm. 3.1 in.
India- Erect 9.6 cm 3.8 in. Flaccid 9.6 cm. 3.8 in.
Saudi- Erect 12.4 cm. 4.8 in. Flaccid 8 cm. 3.1 in.
Chile- Erect 14 cm. 5.5 in Flaccid 10 cm. 3.9 in.
Columbia- Erect 13.9 cm. 5.4 in. Flaccid 8 cm. 3.1 in.
Korea- Erect 9.6 cm. 3.7 in Flaccid 6.1 cm 2.4 in.
Thailand- Erect 9.9 cm 3.9 in Flaccid 6.1 cm 2.4 in.
Nepal- Erect 9. 3 cm 3.7 in Flaccid 6.1 cm 2.4 in.
Africa- Erect 18.3 cm 7.2 in Flaccid 16.3 cm 6.4 in.
China- Erect 9.6 cm 3.7 in Flaccid 6.1 cm 2.4 in.
Indonesia- Erect 16.3 cm 6.4 in Flaccid 10 cm 3.9 in.
Australia- Erect 15.5 cm 6.1 in Flaccid 9.6 cm 3.8 in.

Top 5 for largest (erect)
Africa at 7.2 inches
Uk 7.2 inches
Indonesia 6.4 inches
France 6.2 Inches
Australia 6.1 inches.

Again, when people talk about penis size, they always go to length. What do you really gain after a certain length? Are there really that many women that can orgasm from 7in but not 6? Add that inch to circumference, on the other hand, and you change the experience much more.


There's vid on how to manually give a woman an orgasm in under two minutes (seen it, it appears real).   So apparently it's not length or girth, but technique.
 
2013-03-03 05:07:48 AM  

wambu: My girlfriend just caught me blow-drying my penis and asked what was I doing. Apparently, "heating your dinner" was not the right answer.


PFFFFFFT snort CACKLE

If post argument trauma leaves you single Ill buy you a beer and hire the hooker for that one.
 
2013-03-03 05:26:55 AM  

GranoblasticMan: GranoblasticMan: tinfoil-hat maggie: GranoblasticMan: tinfoil-hat maggie: ultraholland: tinfoil-hat maggie: Those are about 100 to 150 yards from the house in my front yard.

ahhh, trees...

Lot's of those here...
Oh and the trees with bogs.
[farm7.staticflickr.com image 640x480]

=D See, that's the kind of "forest" -I'm- used to. =P

The kind with the water moccasins, huh?

Hell yeah! That's what makes it fun ;)

... And of course, any puddle deeper than a foot here in FL has at least one resident gator. Love it!


You know, this brought up a childhood flashback. I grew up in Sarasota and there was a lake behind my house and I used to farking swim in the motherfarker.

Lucky I didn't catch polio, or malaria, or a parasite, or diphtheria or amoebas or get eaten by a gator, or snapping turtle, of which there were lots. Or leeches, good god I wish I had seen "Stand By Me" before I ever saw that lake.
 
2013-03-03 05:35:02 AM  

Slartibartfaster: wambu: My girlfriend just caught me blow-drying my penis and asked what was I doing. Apparently, "heating your dinner" was not the right answer.

PFFFFFFT snort CACKLE

If post argument trauma leaves you single Ill buy you a beer and hire the hooker for that one.


Why doesn't anyone deals like that I mean sure I've got plenty of people now around the country that wanna buy me a beer but no one has offered a hooker : (
 
2013-03-03 05:40:30 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: Slartibartfaster: wambu: My girlfriend just caught me blow-drying my penis and asked what was I doing. Apparently, "heating your dinner" was not the right answer.

PFFFFFFT snort CACKLE

If post argument trauma leaves you single Ill buy you a beer and hire the hooker for that one.

Why doesn't anyone deals like that I mean sure I've got plenty of people now around the country that wanna buy me a beer but no one has offered a hooker : (


Can I watch?
 
2013-03-03 05:43:19 AM  

100 Watt Walrus: tinfoil-hat maggie: Slartibartfaster: wambu: My girlfriend just caught me blow-drying my penis and asked what was I doing. Apparently, "heating your dinner" was not the right answer.

PFFFFFFT snort CACKLE

If post argument trauma leaves you single Ill buy you a beer and hire the hooker for that one.

Why doesn't anyone deals like that I mean sure I've got plenty of people now around the country that wanna buy me a beer but no one has offered a hooker : (

Can I watch?


Um I'm gonna say no, but it's really only because I wouldn't get with a hooker, I just wanted the offer : (
 
2013-03-03 06:18:40 AM  
I have a small penis too!
I put it on my key-chain.
Why have a rabbits foot  like everybody else?
My key-fob is probably real phookin lucky!
 
2013-03-03 06:29:15 AM  
size queen
 
2013-03-03 06:37:00 AM  

neongoats: GranoblasticMan: GranoblasticMan: tinfoil-hat maggie: GranoblasticMan: tinfoil-hat maggie: ultraholland: tinfoil-hat maggie: Those are about 100 to 150 yards from the house in my front yard.

ahhh, trees...

Lot's of those here...
Oh and the trees with bogs.
[farm7.staticflickr.com image 640x480]

=D See, that's the kind of "forest" -I'm- used to. =P

The kind with the water moccasins, huh?

Hell yeah! That's what makes it fun ;)

... And of course, any puddle deeper than a foot here in FL has at least one resident gator. Love it!

You know, this brought up a childhood flashback. I grew up in Sarasota and there was a lake behind my house and I used to farking swim in the motherfarker.

Lucky I didn't catch polio, or malaria, or a parasite, or diphtheria or amoebas or get eaten by a gator, or snapping turtle, of which there were lots. Or leeches, good god I wish I had seen "Stand By Me" before I ever saw that lake.


I grew up in East Naples. Not only did i swim in the nearby "lake" (a hole they dug for backfill and let accumulate water) and canals they regularly pulled gators from, every time there was a good flood i would go swimming in the street. How i didn't die of malaria, cholera, hepatitis or any other disease from swimming in that filth is anybody's guess.
 
2013-03-03 06:43:04 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: 100 Watt Walrus: tinfoil-hat maggie: Slartibartfaster: wambu: My girlfriend just caught me blow-drying my penis and asked what was I doing. Apparently, "heating your dinner" was not the right answer.

PFFFFFFT snort CACKLE

If post argument trauma leaves you single Ill buy you a beer and hire the hooker for that one.

Why doesn't anyone deals like that I mean sure I've got plenty of people now around the country that wanna buy me a beer but no one has offered a hooker : (

Can I watch?

Um I'm gonna say no, but it's really only because I wouldn't get with a hooker, I just wanted the offer : (


Ok, then. I hereby extend an offer of a beer and prostitute any time you feel like turning it down.
 
2013-03-03 06:52:28 AM  
All I can say about this story is summarized in this one word:

Wow!

Maybe she was just worried that her whole life adventure of setting up a incest based relationship since before his birth for some good clean sex--devoid of feelings like a permanent brain-washed sex-buddy--just wasn't going to work out all that well anymore.  Especially when he only may've been as big as her 8" dildo WITHOUT the vibration (key point really; it'll come up in the trial...) and that certainly will just not cut it!  That or penis envy.

/window seat please; I like to watch the flames lapping at the plane and the scenery...
 
2013-03-03 07:43:26 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: Why doesn't anyone deals like that I mean sure I've got plenty of people now around the country that wanna buy me a beer but no one has offered a hooker : (


Standing deal to tinfoil hat maggie (always a favourite)
 
2013-03-03 07:46:48 AM  

kceaton: All I can say about this story is summarized in this one word:

Wow!

Maybe she was just worried that her whole life adventure of setting up a incest based relationship since before his birth for some good clean sex--devoid of feelings like a permanent brain-washed sex-buddy--just wasn't going to work out all that well anymore.  Especially when he only may've been as big as her 8" dildo WITHOUT the vibration (key point really; it'll come up in the trial...) and that certainly will just not cut it!  That or penis envy.

/window seat please; I like to watch the flames lapping at the plane and the scenery...


maybe she was referring to girth
 
2013-03-03 07:59:18 AM  

lantawa: Women, believe it, calculate what they can "take," and where they can take it. Some women. believe it, love a medium-medium-small-small cock in their ani.  Pleasure dome shiat, fer shure.

Disregard, uh, no---fark this woman's mentally ill murder of her son. It's a statistical anomaly, far beyond three standard deviations.

Different strokes for different folks.

SEXXXAY!


After messing around with toys of various sizes I can say that this is true. I prefer average size. Big ones hurt.
 
2013-03-03 08:08:39 AM  
Size does mater.
 
2013-03-03 09:22:06 AM  

Coastalgrl: Zarquon's Flat Tire: Geeze mom, maybe he was a grower, not a shower.

Grower not a shower?

I get the idea but completely new concept and saying to me.

Additional data to back up claim?


How do you not know this? Have you just been born?
 
gja
2013-03-03 09:36:36 AM  

skantea: There's vid on how to manually give a woman an orgasm in under two minutes (seen it, it appears real). So apparently it's not length or girth, but technique.


Being able to breath through your ears is a convenient skill as well.
 
2013-03-03 09:41:15 AM  
Some sons of Tiger Moms probably read that with beads of sweat on their foreheads.   "Thlee inches?  Why no ten inches?  You die now!"
 
2013-03-03 09:51:00 AM  

12349876: Coastalgrl: Zarquon's Flat Tire: Geeze mom, maybe he was a grower, not a shower.

Grower not a shower?

I get the idea but completely new concept and saying to me.

Additional data to back up claim?

Here's what the Kinsey institute says.

There is a much wider range of size in men's penises when flaccid, with the average ranging from 1 to 4 inches. In general, smaller flaccid penises lengthen at erection by a greater percentage than do larger flaccid penises, with most men reaching an average size of 5 to 7 inches, so the flaccid size of a penis is not a good predictor of erect size.

http://www.kinseyinstitute.org/resources/bib-penis.html

Here's what Wikipedia says citing Journal of Urology study that's subscription only.

Neither patient age nor size of the flaccid penis accurately predicted erectile length. Stretched length most closely correlated with erect length

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_size#Length


Ah ha. Thanks.
 
2013-03-03 09:59:46 AM  

maram500: So the Indonesian police spokesman (spokeswoman, mayhaps?) is on the same level as, let's see here...

Sting, Rihanna, Fabio, Iman, Topol, Dubya, Beyonce, Rafalca (who is in fact a person, according to Ann Romney), The Donald, and everyone else who stupidly goes by one name


The concept of a "family name" is fairly new in Indonesia, and even today is used mostly for convenience in interaction with outside cultures that have different conventions for personal names.
 
2013-03-03 10:07:29 AM  

ACunningPlan: Don't know how to say f&cking bonkers in Indonesian but mother is definitely in that category, and should be aided off her mortal coil as soon as.


"Sialan gila" is as close as I can get.
 
2013-03-03 11:43:45 AM  
Jon iz teh kewl:

Africa is not a country.

It would be if they got their shiat together. C'mon Africa, you're full of deadly animals and surrounded by great white sharks. You could be bigger than continent-nation Australia!
 
2013-03-03 12:04:20 PM  
"Indonesian".

Says it all right there.
 
2013-03-03 12:11:12 PM  
He's a nine-year-old with no future because he has a small penis

So he was going to grow up to be a gun owner.  That's no reason to kill him.
 
2013-03-03 12:19:19 PM  

Benjimin_Dover: ACunningPlan: Don't know how to say f&cking bonkers in Indonesian but mother is definitely in that category, and should be aided off her mortal coil as soon as.

"Sialan gila" is as close as I can get.


Thank you:)
 
2013-03-03 12:51:21 PM  

sno man: So I guess teaching the boy manual and oral alternatives to his *ahem* shortcomings would have been a worse choice?

/Whatever/however if you can get her there you're gold.  helps if you can also cook.


I think I'd rather die than have my mother teach me oral sex techniques.
 
2013-03-03 01:34:39 PM  

skantea: There's vid on how to manually give a woman an orgasm in under two minutes (seen it, it appears real).   So apparently it's not length or girth, but technique.


YMMV.  Some women can have multiples with ease.  Some you'd be lucky to get off with maximum effort under ideal circumstances.
 
2013-03-03 01:43:34 PM  

Valiente: Size does mater.


Huge

NSFW
 
2013-03-03 02:03:02 PM  
I think we have found a solution for mass shootings and global warming.

/relax.
 
2013-03-03 02:14:55 PM  

shotglasss: DownDaRiver: shotglasss: DownDaRiver: This really shouldn't seem so odd or sick.
As it seems, we are still not very far off from when the weak, small, sickly were regularily disposed of or dispersed from society.
It kept communities healthy and strong. Better ableing them to survive, thrive and grow.
Happened for thousands of years. Who are we to throw out the lessons learned that got us to where we are today.

I don't think small weeners was one of the reasons they used back then.

I should add to my Ha
Have you ever watched a tv show where a son was born into the family and the dad was all soo very proud of himself if the baby had a healthy sized penis?
That's not something that some shmuck sitcom writer came up with
That's society

Yeah, but really....killing the child because of a small weener? Imagine if we did that with 9 year old girls with small breasts....


Women are naturally worth more than men. Men have to prove their worth. It's why when boys do poorly in primary school, they're given drugs to help them focus or disregarded as unintelligent. When girls do poorly, it's a big freaking deal and they get more attention.

Why was she circumcising the boy to begin? Why not chop off his ear?
 
2013-03-03 02:31:00 PM  

badgerb: Valiente: Size does mater.

Huge

NSFW


Heheh................................okay...here goes.....one of my ex-wives, yes "one of", called me "needle-dick" in the middle of one of our fiercer break-up arguments, so I called her "canyon c*nt.," me smiling like an idiot as we argued like children. And, yes, she was really juicy, large, and slippery.
 
2013-03-03 02:31:27 PM  

BMFPitt: skantea: There's vid on how to manually give a woman an orgasm in under two minutes (seen it, it appears real).   So apparently it's not length or girth, but technique.

YMMV.  Some women can have multiples with ease.  Some you'd be lucky to get off with maximum effort under ideal circumstances.


Well it's a rookie mistake to assume just mechanical technique is enough.  You can't just wave around stacks of cash; oral stimulation is also required.

First we'll spend $50,000 at Chanel and Louis Vuitton so you can be better dressed than all your girlfriends.
Then we'll spend the afternoon talking about our feelings and watching chick flicks and listening to Nora Jones.
 
2013-03-03 03:06:36 PM  
Half the population has no penis!
 
2013-03-03 04:16:11 PM  
1. maybe parents should be able to snuff their kids. who made them in the first place?

2. maybe she has a point. small dicked is no way to live your life.
 
2013-03-03 05:53:09 PM  

the0ther: maybe she has a point. small dicked is no way to live your life.


What if he grew up to be a ladyboy?
 
2013-03-03 06:28:05 PM  

the0ther: maybe she has a point. small dicked is no way to live your life.


I dunno, you seem to be doing fine.
 
2013-03-03 07:43:12 PM  

Harbinger of the Doomed Rat: the0ther: maybe she has a point. small dicked is no way to live your life.

I dunno, you seem to be doing fine.


I want to start a dating site that matches up people based on penis size and vagina tightness. We'll call it 'perfectfit.com'.
 
2013-03-03 08:36:38 PM  
is the water still in the bathtub? if so, bring the biatch here.
 
2013-03-03 11:49:02 PM  

Virtuoso80: Harbinger of the Doomed Rat: the0ther: maybe she has a point. small dicked is no way to live your life.

I dunno, you seem to be doing fine.

I want to start a dating site that matches up people based on penis size and vagina tightness. We'll call it 'perfectfit.com'.


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