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2013-03-03 12:51:19 AM  

Nina Haagen Dazs: I like you. lemme know when it's about squirrels, 'cuz I got lots of squirrels in my bucket.


Squirrels in a bucket?
farm6.static.flickr.com
 
2013-03-03 12:52:41 AM  

Nina Haagen Dazs: Teufelaffe: Nina Haagen Dazs: Zarquon's Flat Tire: Nina Haagen Dazs: Zarquon's Flat Tire: Nina Haagen Dazs: Ahh jeez, nobody wins in a circumcision thread. Unless the Doc took too much off the top? Then she should've thought about killing the Doc....nevermind , maybe I should read the article...

By my calculations reading the article and the thread up to your post takes about 44 seconds.

44 seconds? I figure it took me 1.5 seconds to read the headline, which gave me the gist. sigh...ok, I confess, I'm horrible at reading articles ... hell, I haven't even seen if this thread has devolved into a circumcision thread. How about we just forget about this thread and have a beer, hmm? Yea. Let's do that.

Coincidentally, cracked the first one of the evening just a minute ago.  Cheers.

Cheers indeed, and to tin-foil hat maggie as well..let's just drnk a few and forget for a while about ...what the hell is this thread about, anyway?
/ducks
/
/

This thread is now about ducks.

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I like you. lemme know when it's about squirrels, 'cuz I got lots of squirrels in my bucket.


Squirrels I like them : )
farm8.staticflickr.com
I here they like to be around nuts....
 
2013-03-03 12:53:44 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: Nina Haagen Dazs: Zarquon's Flat Tire: Nina Haagen Dazs: Ahh jeez, nobody wins in a circumcision thread. Unless the Doc took too much off the top? Then she should've thought about killing the Doc....nevermind , maybe I should read the article...

By my calculations reading the article and the thread up to your post takes about 44 seconds.

44 seconds? I figure it took me 1.5 seconds to read the headline, which gave me the gist. sigh...ok, I confess, I'm horrible at reading articles ... hell, I haven't even seen if this thread has devolved into a circumcision thread. How about we just forget about this thread and have a beer, hmm? Yea. Let's do that.

Beer is good : )
/Having one now
//after all the other ones I have had
///soon I will have more : )


I'm pretty sure I'd love to have some beers with you. Let's doooooooooooooo eeeeeetttttttttttt......
 
2013-03-03 12:58:32 AM  
i569.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-03 01:00:54 AM  
" Rikwanto said the woman was fully conscious of what she had done, but police ordered a psychological test to assess her mental condition."

Doc: "yeah, done with those tests. Yep, bat shiat insane. Uh huh, no question, pure farking nightmare fuel. Ok, thanks." (hangs up phone)
 
2013-03-03 01:03:16 AM  
might have prudent to wait until a few years after the onset of puberty and little time for the testosterone to kick in.
 
2013-03-03 01:03:27 AM  

Nina Haagen Dazs: tinfoil-hat maggie: Nina Haagen Dazs: Zarquon's Flat Tire: Nina Haagen Dazs: Ahh jeez, nobody wins in a circumcision thread. Unless the Doc took too much off the top? Then she should've thought about killing the Doc....nevermind , maybe I should read the article...

By my calculations reading the article and the thread up to your post takes about 44 seconds.

44 seconds? I figure it took me 1.5 seconds to read the headline, which gave me the gist. sigh...ok, I confess, I'm horrible at reading articles ... hell, I haven't even seen if this thread has devolved into a circumcision thread. How about we just forget about this thread and have a beer, hmm? Yea. Let's do that.

Beer is good : )
/Having one now
//after all the other ones I have had
///soon I will have more : )

I'm pretty sure I'd love to have some beers with you. Let's doooooooooooooo eeeeeetttttttttttt......


Alright but...are okay with raccoons?
farm9.staticflickr.com
 
2013-03-03 01:03:42 AM  
i569.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-03 01:04:14 AM  

Nina Haagen Dazs: [i569.photobucket.com image 500x379]


Love the pic : )
 
2013-03-03 01:04:50 AM  
farm7.staticflickr.com
 
2013-03-03 01:07:07 AM  
It was a mercy killing.
 
2013-03-03 01:08:16 AM  

i upped my meds-up yours: Is there a 9yo that doesn't have a small pe...wait, don't answer that. Forget I even asked.


I checked my references and according to them, pretty much every man in India has a small penis.
 
2013-03-03 01:09:02 AM  

wambu: My girlfriend just caught me blow-drying my penis and asked what was I doing. Apparently, "heating your dinner" was not the right answer.


i.imgur.com

 
2013-03-03 01:11:08 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: Nina Haagen Dazs: tinfoil-hat maggie: Nina Haagen Dazs: Zarquon's Flat Tire: Nina Haagen Dazs: Ahh jeez, nobody wins in a circumcision thread. Unless the Doc took too much off the top? Then she should've thought about killing the Doc....nevermind , maybe I should read the article...

By my calculations reading the article and the thread up to your post takes about 44 seconds.

44 seconds? I figure it took me 1.5 seconds to read the headline, which gave me the gist. sigh...ok, I confess, I'm horrible at reading articles ... hell, I haven't even seen if this thread has devolved into a circumcision thread. How about we just forget about this thread and have a beer, hmm? Yea. Let's do that.

Beer is good : )
/Having one now
//after all the other ones I have had
///soon I will have more : )

I'm pretty sure I'd love to have some beers with you. Let's doooooooooooooo eeeeeetttttttttttt......

Alright but...are okay with raccoons?
[farm9.staticflickr.com image 640x480]


I once got drunk with a girl and a raccoon. The raccoon was in the heating ducts, his name was Jeeter. He was semi-tame...he was mostly tame when i met him
 
2013-03-03 01:11:12 AM  

Joe Peanut: [farm7.staticflickr.com image 375x563]


Bravo! Should have been much higher in the thread.
 
2013-03-03 01:16:26 AM  

Nina Haagen Dazs: I once got drunk with a girl and a raccoon. The raccoon was in the heating ducts, his name was Jeeter. He was semi-tame...he was mostly tame when i met him


Sounds like an interesting evening : )
 
2013-03-03 01:24:09 AM  

SuperNinjaToad: Suckmaster Burstingfoam: ReapTheChaos: Jesus farking christ!  He was farking 9! They grow when you hit puberty you dumb biatch! I don't think there is such a thing as a well hung 9 year old.

Chick drowned her 9 year old son for having a small penis, and you seem to be expecting her to act with intelligence and rationality.

yup.. it's one thing to go on an uncontrollable rage and shoot someone or stab them.. but to actually hold your own kid down in the tub and continue to hold the child down while he struggles, hands and feet wailing, eyes wide open looking straight at you while bubbles coming out of his mouth and nostrils and to continue holding his head down submerged in the water until he body convulses and finally stops moving and the final bubble finally emerges from his nose a couple of long minutes later.

All because you think he has a small peepee.  WTF mom WTF!!!!!!


Obviously, you have never drownded (sic) a 9 year old before. You do it face down, holding the neck and back of the head down.
Love, mom
 
2013-03-03 01:24:55 AM  
I came back to check on this thread...of all things, I was not expecting the conversation to devolve into pictures of squirrels.

/Gotta love FARK
 
2013-03-03 01:25:00 AM  
This is where a comprehensive education comes into play.  If she had only known there are a minority of people who are known as "late bloomers" who mature a bit later than all the others.

/she apparently didn't realize the little guy still had potential
 
2013-03-03 01:26:17 AM  

Coastalgrl: Zarquon's Flat Tire: Geeze mom, maybe he was a grower, not a shower.

Grower not a shower?

I get the idea but completely new concept and saying to me.

Additional data to back up claim?


Are you asking for WIE?

/I'm asking for a friend of mine...
 
2013-03-03 01:30:28 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: Nina Haagen Dazs: I once got drunk with a girl and a raccoon. The raccoon was in the heating ducts, his name was Jeeter. He was semi-tame...he was mostly tame when i met him

Sounds like an interesting evening : )


Well...heh...dem were the days :)
 
2013-03-03 01:32:17 AM  
Squirrels! I should take some pics of the squirrels up on campus tomorrow after work. Totally fearless little balls of nut-eating fur.
 
2013-03-03 01:36:17 AM  

Nina Haagen Dazs: tinfoil-hat maggie: Nina Haagen Dazs: I once got drunk with a girl and a raccoon. The raccoon was in the heating ducts, his name was Jeeter. He was semi-tame...he was mostly tame when i met him

Sounds like an interesting evening : )

Well...heh...dem were the days :)


I had days once they for years sometimes : )

You might like the Livington stapler show above this thread, check it out : )
/Make sure to have the music on ...
 
2013-03-03 01:38:03 AM  
What a 9 year old boy in Indonesia might look like:

images.huffingtonpost.com

/surprised I got this first
//hope it's not obscure
 
2013-03-03 01:43:19 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: Nina Haagen Dazs: tinfoil-hat maggie: Nina Haagen Dazs: I once got drunk with a girl and a raccoon. The raccoon was in the heating ducts, his name was Jeeter. He was semi-tame...he was mostly tame when i met him

Sounds like an interesting evening : )

Well...heh...dem were the days :)

I had days once they for years sometimes : )

You might like the Livington stapler show above this thread, check it out : )
/Make sure to have the music on ...


you're right,i need to check that out. I already have the headphones on....and I once lived in Alaska...though in Fairbanks.
 
2013-03-03 01:45:54 AM  

Nina Haagen Dazs: tinfoil-hat maggie: Nina Haagen Dazs: tinfoil-hat maggie: Nina Haagen Dazs: I once got drunk with a girl and a raccoon. The raccoon was in the heating ducts, his name was Jeeter. He was semi-tame...he was mostly tame when i met him

Sounds like an interesting evening : )

Well...heh...dem were the days :)

I had days once they for years sometimes : )

You might like the Livington stapler show above this thread, check it out : )
/Make sure to have the music on ...

you're right,i need to check that out. I already have the headphones on....and I once lived in Alaska...though in Fairbanks.


Welcome ; )
 
2013-03-03 01:46:55 AM  
noticias.antesdelfin.com
 
2013-03-03 01:50:14 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: Nina Haagen Dazs: tinfoil-hat maggie: Nina Haagen Dazs: tinfoil-hat maggie: Nina Haagen Dazs: I once got drunk with a girl and a raccoon. The raccoon was in the heating ducts, his name was Jeeter. He was semi-tame...he was mostly tame when i met him

Sounds like an interesting evening : )

Well...heh...dem were the days :)

I had days once they for years sometimes : )

You might like the Livington stapler show above this thread, check it out : )
/Make sure to have the music on ...

you're right,i need to check that out. I already have the headphones on....and I once lived in Alaska...though in Fairbanks.

Welcome ; )


you convinced me, I'm off to find soooshh :)
 
2013-03-03 01:53:47 AM  

Nina Haagen Dazs: tinfoil-hat maggie: Nina Haagen Dazs: tinfoil-hat maggie: Nina Haagen Dazs: tinfoil-hat maggie: Nina Haagen Dazs: I once got drunk with a girl and a raccoon. The raccoon was in the heating ducts, his name was Jeeter. He was semi-tame...he was mostly tame when i met him

Sounds like an interesting evening : )

Well...heh...dem were the days :)

I had days once they for years sometimes : )

You might like the Livington stapler show above this thread, check it out : )
/Make sure to have the music on ...

you're right,i need to check that out. I already have the headphones on....and I once lived in Alaska...though in Fairbanks.

Welcome ; )

you convinced me, I'm off to find soooshh :)


Don't be be shy ; )
 
2013-03-03 01:54:20 AM  

Coastalgrl: Zarquon's Flat Tire: Geeze mom, maybe he was a grower, not a shower.

Grower not a shower?

I get the idea but completely new concept and saying to me.

Additional data to back up claim?


My penis.  I made a deal with the devil to make it a grower so it would be small enough to fit in my pants when it's not hard.
 
2013-03-03 02:06:28 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: Nina Haagen Dazs: tinfoil-hat maggie: Nina Haagen Dazs: tinfoil-hat maggie: Nina Haagen Dazs: tinfoil-hat maggie: Nina Haagen Dazs: I once got drunk with a girl and a raccoon. The raccoon was in the heating ducts, his name was Jeeter. He was semi-tame...he was mostly tame when i met him

Sounds like an interesting evening : )

Well...heh...dem were the days :)

I had days once they for years sometimes : )

You might like the Livington stapler show above this thread, check it out : )
/Make sure to have the music on ...

you're right,i need to check that out. I already have the headphones on....and I once lived in Alaska...though in Fairbanks.

Welcome ; )

you convinced me, I'm off to find soooshh :)

Don't be be shy ; )


Shy? Aw, hell no, let's party! And listen to Soosh...
 
2013-03-03 02:07:03 AM  
Average Penis size by CountryUSA- Erect 12.9 cm. 5 in. Flaccid 8.8 cm. 3.4 in.
Germany- Erect 14.48 cm. 5.6 in. Flaccid 8.8 cm. 3.4 in.
Spain- Erect 13.58 cm. 5.3 in. Flaccid 8cm. 3.1 in.
UK- Erect 18.3 cm. 7.2 in. Flaccid 12.4 cm. 4.9 in.
France- Erect 16 cm. 6.2 in Flaccid 12 cm. 4.7 in
Japan- Erect 13 cm. 5.1 in Flaccid 8 cm. 3.1 in.
Brazil- Erect 12.4 cm. 4.8 in Flaccid 8cm. 3.1 in.
Italy- Erect 15 cm. 5.9 in Flaccid 10 cm. 3.9 in.
Mexico- Erect 14.9 cm. 5.87 in Flaccid 12 cm. 4.7 in.
Greece- Erect 12.1 cm. 4.8 in. Flaccid 8 cm. 3.1 in.
India- Erect 9.6 cm 3.8 in. Flaccid 9.6 cm. 3.8 in.
Saudi- Erect 12.4 cm. 4.8 in. Flaccid 8 cm. 3.1 in.
Chile- Erect 14 cm. 5.5 in Flaccid 10 cm. 3.9 in.
Columbia- Erect 13.9 cm. 5.4 in. Flaccid 8 cm. 3.1 in.
Korea- Erect 9.6 cm. 3.7 in Flaccid 6.1 cm 2.4 in.
Thailand- Erect 9.9 cm 3.9 in Flaccid 6.1 cm 2.4 in.
Nepal- Erect 9. 3 cm 3.7 in Flaccid 6.1 cm 2.4 in.
Africa- Erect 18.3 cm 7.2 in Flaccid 16.3 cm 6.4 in.
China- Erect 9.6 cm 3.7 in Flaccid 6.1 cm 2.4 in.
Indonesia- Erect 16.3 cm 6.4 in Flaccid 10 cm 3.9 in.
Australia- Erect 15.5 cm 6.1 in Flaccid 9.6 cm 3.8 in.

Top 5 for largest (erect)
Africa at 7.2 inches
Uk 7.2 inches
Indonesia 6.4 inches
France 6.2 Inches
Australia 6.1 inches.
 
2013-03-03 02:08:37 AM  

Nina Haagen Dazs: tinfoil-hat maggie: Nina Haagen Dazs: tinfoil-hat maggie: Nina Haagen Dazs: tinfoil-hat maggie: Nina Haagen Dazs: I once got drunk with a girl and a raccoon. The raccoon was in the heating ducts, his name was Jeeter. He was semi-tame...he was mostly tame when i met him

Sounds like an interesting evening : )

Well...heh...dem were the days :)

I had days once they for years sometimes : )

You might like the Livington stapler show above this thread, check it out : )
/Make sure to have the music on ...

you're right,i need to check that out. I already have the headphones on....and I once lived in Alaska...though in Fairbanks.

Welcome ; )

you convinced me, I'm off to find soooshh :)


Oh deer....
farm9.staticflickr.com
It just occurred to me you may have been listening all along.
 
2013-03-03 02:10:54 AM  
Damn screwed that up....
farm9.staticflickr.com
/Preview before posting duh :/
 
2013-03-03 02:12:36 AM  
Damn racoons sneak in everywhere : )
 
2013-03-03 02:15:43 AM  

DownDaRiver: anfrind: DownDaRiver: shotglasss: DownDaRiver: shotglasss: DownDaRiver: ~ Is right? Who gets to judge? And why?

In cases like this, I usually defer to Zogg.

Uh, wow, uh, ok?¿ speaking only for myself. I have always considered myself open minded and willing to learn. And I have accepted sources to learn from with the same open mind.
But that was different. Toss the britand accent out and I might have been able to pay better attention.
Aside from that, sure it made great sense. But again, it comes down to how different societies view what they know as opposed to another society.
Right-vs-Wrong Good-vs-Bad
Who said, got to choose, made them them god, said they were better than others
Which is the right and the wrong across the board?
They say we are wrong
We say we are right
We are not them
They are not us


FYI, all of Zogg's videos offer closed captions in case you have trouble with his Betelgeusian accent.

Personally, I tend to think that our sense of morality evolves over time, hence things that are considered evil in our society today (e.g. slavery, honor killings) might have been considered neutral or even good in less mature societies (e.g. medieval Europe, many Islamist states).  Thus, an honor killing in a society with a quasi-medieval culture isn't necessarily evil, but it is a sign of a more primitive sense of morality.

Although it might just be my own bias that makes it seem that way.
 
2013-03-03 02:16:49 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: Damn racoons sneak in everywhere : )


My cats seem to do a pretty good job at keeping the raccoons away.
 
2013-03-03 02:18:49 AM  

skantea: Average Penis size by CountryUSA- Erect 12.9 cm. 5 in. Flaccid 8.8 cm. 3.4 in.
Germany- Erect 14.48 cm. 5.6 in. Flaccid 8.8 cm. 3.4 in.
Spain- Erect 13.58 cm. 5.3 in. Flaccid 8cm. 3.1 in.
UK- Erect 18.3 cm. 7.2 in. Flaccid 12.4 cm. 4.9 in.
France- Erect 16 cm. 6.2 in Flaccid 12 cm. 4.7 in
Japan- Erect 13 cm. 5.1 in Flaccid 8 cm. 3.1 in.
Brazil- Erect 12.4 cm. 4.8 in Flaccid 8cm. 3.1 in.
Italy- Erect 15 cm. 5.9 in Flaccid 10 cm. 3.9 in.
Mexico- Erect 14.9 cm. 5.87 in Flaccid 12 cm. 4.7 in.
Greece- Erect 12.1 cm. 4.8 in. Flaccid 8 cm. 3.1 in.
India- Erect 9.6 cm 3.8 in. Flaccid 9.6 cm. 3.8 in.
Saudi- Erect 12.4 cm. 4.8 in. Flaccid 8 cm. 3.1 in.
Chile- Erect 14 cm. 5.5 in Flaccid 10 cm. 3.9 in.
Columbia- Erect 13.9 cm. 5.4 in. Flaccid 8 cm. 3.1 in.
Korea- Erect 9.6 cm. 3.7 in Flaccid 6.1 cm 2.4 in.
Thailand- Erect 9.9 cm 3.9 in Flaccid 6.1 cm 2.4 in.
Nepal- Erect 9. 3 cm 3.7 in Flaccid 6.1 cm 2.4 in.
Africa- Erect 18.3 cm 7.2 in Flaccid 16.3 cm 6.4 in.
China- Erect 9.6 cm 3.7 in Flaccid 6.1 cm 2.4 in.
Indonesia- Erect 16.3 cm 6.4 in Flaccid 10 cm 3.9 in.
Australia- Erect 15.5 cm 6.1 in Flaccid 9.6 cm 3.8 in.

Top 5 for largest (erect)
Africa at 7.2 inches
Uk 7.2 inches
Indonesia 6.4 inches
France 6.2 Inches
Australia 6.1 inches.


Africa is not a country.

cl.jroo.me
 
2013-03-03 02:19:51 AM  

skantea: Average Penis size by Country

Africa- Erect 18.3 cm 7.2 in, Flaccid 16.3 cm 6.4 in


not sure if the entire study is accurate.. so the average African has a erect/flaccid difference of less than 1"?
 
2013-03-03 02:21:02 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: Damn racoons sneak in everywhere : )


I don't have deer, only squirrels...but I can tell you this: I'm smiling right now :)
 
2013-03-03 02:22:13 AM  

GranoblasticMan: tinfoil-hat maggie: Damn racoons sneak in everywhere : )

My cats seem to do a pretty good job at keeping the raccoons away.


I can't let my kitty outside I lost one like that too many things like foxes, bobcats and coyotes.
I mean this is my backyard.
farm8.staticflickr.com
 
2013-03-03 02:25:11 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: GranoblasticMan: tinfoil-hat maggie: Damn racoons sneak in everywhere : )

My cats seem to do a pretty good job at keeping the raccoons away.

I can't let my kitty outside I lost one like that too many things like foxes, bobcats and coyotes.
I mean this is my backyard.
[farm8.staticflickr.com image 548x411]


That's MUCH prettier than the suburbs... *sigh*
 
2013-03-03 02:30:15 AM  

anfrind: skantea: Average Penis size by CountryUSA- Erect 12.9 cm. 5 in. Flaccid 8.8 cm. 3.4 in.
Germany- Erect 14.48 cm. 5.6 in. Flaccid 8.8 cm. 3.4 in.
Spain- Erect 13.58 cm. 5.3 in. Flaccid 8cm. 3.1 in.
UK- Erect 18.3 cm. 7.2 in. Flaccid 12.4 cm. 4.9 in.
France- Erect 16 cm. 6.2 in Flaccid 12 cm. 4.7 in
Japan- Erect 13 cm. 5.1 in Flaccid 8 cm. 3.1 in.
Brazil- Erect 12.4 cm. 4.8 in Flaccid 8cm. 3.1 in.
Italy- Erect 15 cm. 5.9 in Flaccid 10 cm. 3.9 in.
Mexico- Erect 14.9 cm. 5.87 in Flaccid 12 cm. 4.7 in.
Greece- Erect 12.1 cm. 4.8 in. Flaccid 8 cm. 3.1 in.
India- Erect 9.6 cm 3.8 in. Flaccid 9.6 cm. 3.8 in.
Saudi- Erect 12.4 cm. 4.8 in. Flaccid 8 cm. 3.1 in.
Chile- Erect 14 cm. 5.5 in Flaccid 10 cm. 3.9 in.
Columbia- Erect 13.9 cm. 5.4 in. Flaccid 8 cm. 3.1 in.
Korea- Erect 9.6 cm. 3.7 in Flaccid 6.1 cm 2.4 in.
Thailand- Erect 9.9 cm 3.9 in Flaccid 6.1 cm 2.4 in.
Nepal- Erect 9. 3 cm 3.7 in Flaccid 6.1 cm 2.4 in.
Africa- Erect 18.3 cm 7.2 in Flaccid 16.3 cm 6.4 in.
China- Erect 9.6 cm 3.7 in Flaccid 6.1 cm 2.4 in.
Indonesia- Erect 16.3 cm 6.4 in Flaccid 10 cm 3.9 in.
Australia- Erect 15.5 cm 6.1 in Flaccid 9.6 cm 3.8 in.

Top 5 for largest (erect)
Africa at 7.2 inches
Uk 7.2 inches
Indonesia 6.4 inches
France 6.2 Inches
Australia 6.1 inches.

Africa is not a country.

[cl.jroo.me image 446x354]


neither is Australia
it's a CONTINENT!
 
2013-03-03 02:36:32 AM  

GranoblasticMan: tinfoil-hat maggie: GranoblasticMan: tinfoil-hat maggie: Damn racoons sneak in everywhere : )

My cats seem to do a pretty good job at keeping the raccoons away.

I can't let my kitty outside I lost one like that too many things like foxes, bobcats and coyotes.
I mean this is my backyard.
[farm8.staticflickr.com image 548x411]

That's MUCH prettier than the suburbs... *sigh*


Those are about 100 to 150 yards from the house in my front yard.
 
HBK
2013-03-03 02:38:25 AM  

germ78: PsiChick: germ78: When dads go crazy, they kill adults moms. When moms go crazy, they kill kids.

Well, a good saying is both catchy and roughly true. You got one right.

Better?

 a2.ec-images.myspacecdn.com

And sometimes the kids too.

/hotlinked
 
2013-03-03 02:39:56 AM  
Looks like life handed that boy the short end of the dick...I mean, stick.
 
2013-03-03 02:47:41 AM  

Nina Haagen Dazs: tinfoil-hat maggie: Damn racoons sneak in everywhere : )

I don't have deer, only squirrels...but I can tell you this: I'm smiling right now :)


I'm glad. and distracted and um.... drinking, Cheers ; )
Multiple raccoons in the yard...
farm9.staticflickr.com
 
2013-03-03 02:50:23 AM  

Jon iz teh kewl: anfrind: skantea: Average Penis size by CountryUSA- Erect 12.9 cm. 5 in. Flaccid 8.8 cm. 3.4 in.
Germany- Erect 14.48 cm. 5.6 in. Flaccid 8.8 cm. 3.4 in.
Spain- Erect 13.58 cm. 5.3 in. Flaccid 8cm. 3.1 in.
UK- Erect 18.3 cm. 7.2 in. Flaccid 12.4 cm. 4.9 in.
France- Erect 16 cm. 6.2 in Flaccid 12 cm. 4.7 in
Japan- Erect 13 cm. 5.1 in Flaccid 8 cm. 3.1 in.
Brazil- Erect 12.4 cm. 4.8 in Flaccid 8cm. 3.1 in.
Italy- Erect 15 cm. 5.9 in Flaccid 10 cm. 3.9 in.
Mexico- Erect 14.9 cm. 5.87 in Flaccid 12 cm. 4.7 in.
Greece- Erect 12.1 cm. 4.8 in. Flaccid 8 cm. 3.1 in.
India- Erect 9.6 cm 3.8 in. Flaccid 9.6 cm. 3.8 in.
Saudi- Erect 12.4 cm. 4.8 in. Flaccid 8 cm. 3.1 in.
Chile- Erect 14 cm. 5.5 in Flaccid 10 cm. 3.9 in.
Columbia- Erect 13.9 cm. 5.4 in. Flaccid 8 cm. 3.1 in.
Korea- Erect 9.6 cm. 3.7 in Flaccid 6.1 cm 2.4 in.
Thailand- Erect 9.9 cm 3.9 in Flaccid 6.1 cm 2.4 in.
Nepal- Erect 9. 3 cm 3.7 in Flaccid 6.1 cm 2.4 in.
Africa- Erect 18.3 cm 7.2 in Flaccid 16.3 cm 6.4 in.
China- Erect 9.6 cm 3.7 in Flaccid 6.1 cm 2.4 in.
Indonesia- Erect 16.3 cm 6.4 in Flaccid 10 cm 3.9 in.
Australia- Erect 15.5 cm 6.1 in Flaccid 9.6 cm 3.8 in.

Top 5 for largest (erect)
Africa at 7.2 inches
Uk 7.2 inches
Indonesia 6.4 inches
France 6.2 Inches
Australia 6.1 inches.

Africa is not a country.

[cl.jroo.me image 446x354]

neither is Australia
it's a CONTINENT!


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2013-03-03 02:56:52 AM  

SuperNinjaToad: skantea: Average Penis size by Country

Africa- Erect 18.3 cm 7.2 in, Flaccid 16.3 cm 6.4 in

not sure if the entire study is accurate.. so the average African has a erect/flaccid difference of less than 1"?


That's just the way that  site aggregated the stats.  I've seen the numbers before and that 7.2 is actually for the Congo.  They only had input from a few Universities in a handful of African Countries.  The other graph I saw had the UK lower and a few other European countries much higher.
 
2013-03-03 03:19:42 AM  
tinfoil-hat maggie: Those are about 100 to 150 yards from the house in my front yard.

ahhh, trees...
 
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