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2013-03-02 10:41:28 PM  

you are a puppet: [i.usatoday.net image 490x368]

R.I.P. BRETT FAVRE


I laughed
 
2013-03-02 10:41:28 PM  

Coastalgrl: Zarquon's Flat Tire: Geeze mom, maybe he was a grower, not a shower.

Grower not a shower?

I get the idea but completely new concept and saying to me.

Additional data to back up claim?


Also, after checking your profile, are you from Decatur, Ga, used to do lots of volunteer work at Zoo Atlanta, and had a really good friend named Caroline?
 
2013-03-02 10:41:29 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Ryker's Peninsula: Maybe it was just a really big clit?
And don't start with the whole "motion on the ocean" nonsense.
Every guy knows that it isn't the length or girth of the package that really matters to a woman.
What really matters to her is consent.The size of your bank account.

If your wallet is big enough, guys, we'll find a way to accommodate your tiny peener.


I thought it was confidence and a sense of humor?! Shiat...
 
2013-03-02 10:42:24 PM  

WhippingBoy: ACunningPlan: Don't know how to say f&cking bonkers in Indonesian but mother is definitely in that category, and should be aided off her mortal coil as soon as.

I see. If a man does something, it's Patriarchy and Rape Culture.
If a woman does something, it's "Crazy".


Huh?  Think you're whipping the wrong old lady here my dear.  If Dad had done the deed or if you prefer gender neutral is a parent had murdered off-spring, I'd still say they were f&cking bonkers & hope for the same retribution.
 
2013-03-02 10:42:29 PM  

Coco LaFemme: Coastalgrl: Zarquon's Flat Tire: Geeze mom, maybe he was a grower, not a shower.

Grower not a shower?

I get the idea but completely new concept and saying to me.

Additional data to back up claim?

Where are you from that you've never heard that expression before?


The coast? Duh.
 
2013-03-02 10:44:03 PM  

i upped my meds-up yours: Is there a 9yo that doesn't have a small pe...wait, don't answer that. Forget I even asked.


Ha Ha. Too Late. Next sound you hear will be the police knocking at your door to arrest you and confiscate your computer.
 
2013-03-02 10:47:24 PM  

Jument: Gyrfalcon: Ryker's Peninsula: Maybe it was just a really big clit?
And don't start with the whole "motion on the ocean" nonsense.
Every guy knows that it isn't the length or girth of the package that really matters to a woman.
What really matters to her is consent.The size of your bank account.

If your wallet is big enough, guys, we'll find a way to accommodate your tiny peener.

I thought it was confidence and a sense of humor?! Shiat...



We wish. It 's the girth of the wallet.
 
2013-03-02 10:47:37 PM  
Pfft, I knew it - women DO really care about size!

Really, though, at the age of 32, I feel like I've gotten rid of most of my concern about my penis size. It's average, and it works how it's supposed to. I'll take it! (that's what she said)
 
2013-03-02 10:49:17 PM  
Does that mean one less of these on the road in the future?

image.minitruckinweb.com
 
2013-03-02 10:50:43 PM  
Men are from Mars...

Women are from Penis.
 
2013-03-02 10:51:01 PM  
Well...how small WAS the kid's penis?
 
2013-03-02 10:52:24 PM  
What a great story and great thread! God, I love it.
 
2013-03-02 10:52:51 PM  

germ78: When dads go crazy, they kill adults. When moms go crazy, they kill kids.


There's actually been interesting studies that have found that mothers kill their kids with the same frequency relative to age as many other animals. Humans do it much less in general, but if you scale the graph it looks almost exactly the same with regards to maturity. The idea is that young mothers are more likely to kill their offspring when it 'goes wrong' because they still have many fertile years left with which to produce new offspring, while older mothers don't
 
2013-03-02 10:53:27 PM  

shotglasss: DownDaRiver: shotglasss: DownDaRiver: This really shouldn't seem so odd or sick.
As it seems, we are still not very far off from when the weak, small, sickly were regularily disposed of or dispersed from society.
It kept communities healthy and strong. Better ableing them to survive, thrive and grow.
Happened for thousands of years. Who are we to throw out the lessons learned that got us to where we are today.

I don't think small weeners was one of the reasons they used back then.

I should add to my Ha
Have you ever watched a tv show where a son was born into the family and the dad was all soo very proud of himself if the baby had a healthy sized penis?
That's not something that some shmuck sitcom writer came up with
That's society

Yeah, but really....killing the child because of a small weener? Imagine if we did that with 9 year old girls with small breasts....


I'm not saying that I think its a good thing to kill over what we, hopefully an enlightened, better educated more capable society would consider trivial.
But I do think that there still are pockets of societies that do believe in such things.
Take stuff we just heard about in Malaysia(sp?)
Poor girl was raped by her stepfather, he killed their child. And yet she is outcast and sentanced to lashes.
Sick frickin shiat to us. But it is normal to them.
Who's right? Who decided who is to be the judge?
Us because we consider ourselves better?
They think they are better.
Who's right? Who gets to judge? And why?
 
2013-03-02 10:55:29 PM  
FTA: Rikwanto said the woman was fully conscious of what she had done, but police ordered a psychological test to assess her mental condition.

If I ever feel like entering a life of crime, I'll go to Indonesia; where the police will offer you and your lawyer a "get out of jail free" card, before the trial.
 
2013-03-02 11:02:34 PM  

Philip J. Frylock: Well...how small WAS the kid's penis?


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2013-03-02 11:09:48 PM  
Maybe he had a condition called "buried penis".  GIS if you dare.  There is "micropenis" too.

/do they normally bathe their nine year olds in that part of the world?
 
2013-03-02 11:12:55 PM  

Teufelaffe: That's some seriously farked up shiat, so here's some pics of cute animals.
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But do they have small penises?
 
2013-03-02 11:14:09 PM  
 
2013-03-02 11:15:51 PM  

Virtuoso80: germ78: When dads go crazy, they kill adults. When moms go crazy, they kill kids.

There's actually been interesting studies that have found that mothers kill their kids with the same frequency relative to age as many other animals. Humans do it much less in general, but if you scale the graph it looks almost exactly the same with regards to maturity. The idea is that young mothers are more likely to kill their offspring when it 'goes wrong' because they still have many fertile years left with which to produce new offspring, while older mothers don't


That is interesting
I wonder if it could along with societies that have many children where there is a high mortality rate.
They insticntivly have many, because only the best of them will surive. And to get 2 maybe 3 strong and survivable out of 5-6 is acceptable.
 
2013-03-02 11:16:38 PM  
My girlfriend just caught me blow-drying my penis and asked what was I doing. Apparently, "heating your dinner" was not the right answer.
 
2013-03-02 11:19:13 PM  

ACunningPlan: WhippingBoy: ACunningPlan: Don't know how to say f&cking bonkers in Indonesian but mother is definitely in that category, and should be aided off her mortal coil as soon as.

I see. If a man does something, it's Patriarchy and Rape Culture.
If a woman does something, it's "Crazy".

Huh?  Think you're whipping the wrong old lady here my dear.  If Dad had done the deed or if you prefer gender neutral is a parent had murdered off-spring, I'd still say they were f&cking bonkers & hope for the same retribution.


Sorry. I wasn't addressing you specifically. I was just using your post as a vector for my wit and wisdom.
 
2013-03-02 11:21:30 PM  
Came for a South Park pic of Randy doing measurements...leaving disappointed.
 
2013-03-02 11:22:20 PM  

WhippingBoy: ACunningPlan: WhippingBoy: ACunningPlan: Don't know how to say f&cking bonkers in Indonesian but mother is definitely in that category, and should be aided off her mortal coil as soon as.

I see. If a man does something, it's Patriarchy and Rape Culture.
If a woman does something, it's "Crazy".

Huh?  Think you're whipping the wrong old lady here my dear.  If Dad had done the deed or if you prefer gender neutral is a parent had murdered off-spring, I'd still say they were f&cking bonkers & hope for the same retribution.

Sorry. I wasn't addressing you specifically. I was just using your post as a vector for my wit and wisdom.


Should I feel violated for being used?  I do hope so...:)
 
2013-03-02 11:32:23 PM  

PsiChick: germ78: PsiChick: germ78: When dads go crazy, they kill adults moms. When moms go crazy, they kill kids.

Well, a good saying is both catchy and roughly true. You got one right.

Better?

...No, they both kill the entire family when they go nuts, far as I can tell from reading internet headlines.

/But I see the dad doing the murder-suicide thing as often as the mom, it's not gender-related, it's crazy-related.


To be honest, I just kinda threw it out there without checking the facts of the matter (because, hey, it's Fark.com). Though I based it on an article I (think I) had read several years ago about how men were more likely to kill their wives in domestic disputes gone wrong, while women typically killed their kids. Though that said, my google-fu is quite weak, and the best I could do is this about.com article on women who killed their kids. Finding the crime statistics and how much they deviate from the mean though, is out of my league.

Virtuoso80: germ78: When dads go crazy, they kill adults. When moms go crazy, they kill kids.

There's actually been interesting studies that have found that mothers kill their kids with the same frequency relative to age as many other animals. Humans do it much less in general, but if you scale the graph it looks almost exactly the same with regards to maturity. The idea is that young mothers are more likely to kill their offspring when it 'goes wrong' because they still have many fertile years left with which to produce new offspring, while older mothers don't


Interesting, thanks.
 
2013-03-02 11:35:23 PM  

DownDaRiver: shotglasss: DownDaRiver: shotglasss: DownDaRiver: This really shouldn't seem so odd or sick.
As it seems, we are still not very far off from when the weak, small, sickly were regularily disposed of or dispersed from society.
It kept communities healthy and strong. Better ableing them to survive, thrive and grow.
Happened for thousands of years. Who are we to throw out the lessons learned that got us to where we are today.

I don't think small weeners was one of the reasons they used back then.

I should add to my Ha
Have you ever watched a tv show where a son was born into the family and the dad was all soo very proud of himself if the baby had a healthy sized penis?
That's not something that some shmuck sitcom writer came up with
That's society

Yeah, but really....killing the child because of a small weener? Imagine if we did that with 9 year old girls with small breasts....

I'm not saying that I think its a good thing to kill over what we, hopefully an enlightened, better educated more capable society would consider trivial.
But I do think that there still are pockets of societies that do believe in such things.
Take stuff we just heard about in Malaysia(sp?)
Poor girl was raped by her stepfather, he killed their child. And yet she is outcast and sentanced to lashes.
Sick frickin shiat to us. But it is normal to them.
Who's right? Who decided who is to be the judge?
Us because we consider ourselves better?
They think they are better.
Who's right? Who gets to judge? And why?


In cases like this, I usually defer to Zogg.
 
2013-03-02 11:37:30 PM  

germ78: PsiChick: germ78: PsiChick: germ78: When dads go crazy, they kill adults moms. When moms go crazy, they kill kids.

Well, a good saying is both catchy and roughly true. You got one right.

Better?

...No, they both kill the entire family when they go nuts, far as I can tell from reading internet headlines.

/But I see the dad doing the murder-suicide thing as often as the mom, it's not gender-related, it's crazy-related.

To be honest, I just kinda threw it out there without checking the facts of the matter (because, hey, it's Fark.com). Though I based it on an article I (think I) had read several years ago about how men were more likely to kill their wives in domestic disputes gone wrong, while women typically killed their kids. Though that said, my google-fu is quite weak, and the best I could do is this about.com article on women who killed their kids. Finding the crime statistics and how much they deviate from the mean though, is out of my league.


Fair enough.
 
2013-03-02 11:41:16 PM  
"She drowned her son in a bathtub filled with water. She then dressed him and laid him on a bed. After that, she went to a nearby police office to report her crime."

Well of course his penis was small.. bathub was full of cold water!!!
 
2013-03-02 11:49:47 PM  

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: ReapTheChaos: Jesus farking christ!  He was farking 9! They grow when you hit puberty you dumb biatch! I don't think there is such a thing as a well hung 9 year old.

Chick drowned her 9 year old son for having a small penis, and you seem to be expecting her to act with intelligence and rationality.


yup.. it's one thing to go on an uncontrollable rage and shoot someone or stab them.. but to actually hold your own kid down in the tub and continue to hold the child down while he struggles, hands and feet wailing, eyes wide open looking straight at you while bubbles coming out of his mouth and nostrils and to continue holding his head down submerged in the water until he body convulses and finally stops moving and the final bubble finally emerges from his nose a couple of long minutes later.

All because you think he has a small peepee.  WTF mom WTF!!!!!!
 
2013-03-02 11:55:04 PM  
Everybody's made the "grower, not a shower" comment, but this is just bizarre:

...police spokesman Rikwanto, who goes by one name, told AFP...

So the Indonesian police spokesman (spokeswoman, mayhaps?) is on the same level as, let's see here...

Sting, Rihanna, Fabio, Iman, Topol, Dubya, Beyonce, Rafalca (who is in fact a person, according to Ann Romney), The Donald, and everyone else who stupidly goes by one name

Great. I hope that Rikwanto isn't trusted with a gun, because then I wouldn't want to visit Indonesia. Although I don't want to visit there anyway. Whatever.
 
2013-03-02 11:58:51 PM  
Im not saying this would have worked, but she should have at least tried before killing the kid...

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-03 12:00:27 AM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-03 12:05:00 AM  

Pribar: germ78: When dads go crazy, they kill adults eat eyes. When moms go crazy, they kill kids.


SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT THE F**K UP
 
2013-03-03 12:06:55 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Ryker's Peninsula: Maybe it was just a really big clit?
And don't start with the whole "motion on the ocean" nonsense.
Every guy knows that it isn't the length or girth of the package that really matters to a woman.
What really matters to her is consent.The size of your bank account.

If your wallet is big enough, guys, we'll find a way to accommodate your tiny peener.


images.sodahead.com
 
2013-03-03 12:10:50 AM  

sno man: So I guess teaching the boy manual and oral alternatives to his *ahem* shortcomings would have been a worse choice?

/Whatever/however if you can get her there you're gold.  helps if you can also cook.


^this^
 
2013-03-03 12:16:37 AM  

megarian: sno man: So I guess teaching the boy manual and oral alternatives to his *ahem* shortcomings would have been a worse choice?

/Whatever/however if you can get her there you're gold.  helps if you can also cook.

^this^


You could say no penis is needed ; )
/Well works for me : P
 
2013-03-03 12:18:39 AM  

Zarquon's Flat Tire: Nina Haagen Dazs: Ahh jeez, nobody wins in a circumcision thread. Unless the Doc took too much off the top? Then she should've thought about killing the Doc....nevermind , maybe I should read the article...

By my calculations reading the article and the thread up to your post takes about 44 seconds.


44 seconds? I figure it took me 1.5 seconds to read the headline, which gave me the gist. sigh...ok, I confess, I'm horrible at reading articles ... hell, I haven't even seen if this thread has devolved into a circumcision thread. How about we just forget about this thread and have a beer, hmm? Yea. Let's do that.
 
m00
2013-03-03 12:23:09 AM  
I submitted this with a better headline: The reason why there are no Farkers from Indonesia.
 
2013-03-03 12:23:40 AM  

Nina Haagen Dazs: Zarquon's Flat Tire: Nina Haagen Dazs: Ahh jeez, nobody wins in a circumcision thread. Unless the Doc took too much off the top? Then she should've thought about killing the Doc....nevermind , maybe I should read the article...

By my calculations reading the article and the thread up to your post takes about 44 seconds.

44 seconds? I figure it took me 1.5 seconds to read the headline, which gave me the gist. sigh...ok, I confess, I'm horrible at reading articles ... hell, I haven't even seen if this thread has devolved into a circumcision thread. How about we just forget about this thread and have a beer, hmm? Yea. Let's do that.


Coincidentally, cracked the first one of the evening just a minute ago.  Cheers.
 
2013-03-03 12:25:05 AM  

Nina Haagen Dazs: Zarquon's Flat Tire: Nina Haagen Dazs: Ahh jeez, nobody wins in a circumcision thread. Unless the Doc took too much off the top? Then she should've thought about killing the Doc....nevermind , maybe I should read the article...

By my calculations reading the article and the thread up to your post takes about 44 seconds.

44 seconds? I figure it took me 1.5 seconds to read the headline, which gave me the gist. sigh...ok, I confess, I'm horrible at reading articles ... hell, I haven't even seen if this thread has devolved into a circumcision thread. How about we just forget about this thread and have a beer, hmm? Yea. Let's do that.


Beer is good : )
/Having one now
//after all the other ones I have had
///soon I will have more : )
 
2013-03-03 12:25:19 AM  

digitalrain: Dafuq? What 9 year old DOESN'T have a little willie?


Girls.
 
2013-03-03 12:26:04 AM  
Someone forgot the safe word.
 
2013-03-03 12:28:00 AM  

anfrind: DownDaRiver: shotglasss: DownDaRiver: shotglasss: DownDaRiver: ~ Is right? Who gets to judge? And why?

In cases like this, I usually defer to Zogg.


Uh, wow, uh, ok?¿ speaking only for myself. I have always considered myself open minded and willing to learn. And I have accepted sources to learn from with the same open mind.
But that was different. Toss the britand accent out and I might have been able to pay better attention.
Aside from that, sure it made great sense. But again, it comes down to how different societies view what they know as opposed to another society.
Right-vs-Wrong Good-vs-Bad
Who said, got to choose, made them them god, said they were better than others
Which is the right and the wrong across the board?
They say we are wrong
We say we are right
We are not them
They are not us
 
2013-03-03 12:31:25 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: megarian: sno man: So I guess teaching the boy manual and oral alternatives to his *ahem* shortcomings would have been a worse choice?

/Whatever/however if you can get her there you're gold.  helps if you can also cook.

^this^

You could say no penis is needed ; )
/Well works for me : P


^^^aaaand a lot of this!^^^
 
2013-03-03 12:35:13 AM  

Ghastly: Someone forgot the safe word.


But I wrote it down and everything...

www.comicbookmovie.com
 
2013-03-03 12:36:48 AM  

Zarquon's Flat Tire: Nina Haagen Dazs: Zarquon's Flat Tire: Nina Haagen Dazs: Ahh jeez, nobody wins in a circumcision thread. Unless the Doc took too much off the top? Then she should've thought about killing the Doc....nevermind , maybe I should read the article...

By my calculations reading the article and the thread up to your post takes about 44 seconds.

44 seconds? I figure it took me 1.5 seconds to read the headline, which gave me the gist. sigh...ok, I confess, I'm horrible at reading articles ... hell, I haven't even seen if this thread has devolved into a circumcision thread. How about we just forget about this thread and have a beer, hmm? Yea. Let's do that.

Coincidentally, cracked the first one of the evening just a minute ago.  Cheers.


Cheers indeed, and to tin-foil hat maggie as well..let's just drnk a few and forget for a while about ...what the hell is this thread about, anyway?
/ducks
/
/
 
2013-03-03 12:39:33 AM  

Nina Haagen Dazs: Zarquon's Flat Tire: Nina Haagen Dazs: Zarquon's Flat Tire: Nina Haagen Dazs: Ahh jeez, nobody wins in a circumcision thread. Unless the Doc took too much off the top? Then she should've thought about killing the Doc....nevermind , maybe I should read the article...

By my calculations reading the article and the thread up to your post takes about 44 seconds.

44 seconds? I figure it took me 1.5 seconds to read the headline, which gave me the gist. sigh...ok, I confess, I'm horrible at reading articles ... hell, I haven't even seen if this thread has devolved into a circumcision thread. How about we just forget about this thread and have a beer, hmm? Yea. Let's do that.

Coincidentally, cracked the first one of the evening just a minute ago.  Cheers.

Cheers indeed, and to tin-foil hat maggie as well..let's just drnk a few and forget for a while about ...what the hell is this thread about, anyway?
/ducks
/
/


This thread is now about ducks.

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dailydoseofanimals.com
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2013-03-03 12:45:25 AM  

Teufelaffe: Nina Haagen Dazs: Zarquon's Flat Tire: Nina Haagen Dazs: Zarquon's Flat Tire: Nina Haagen Dazs: Ahh jeez, nobody wins in a circumcision thread. Unless the Doc took too much off the top? Then she should've thought about killing the Doc....nevermind , maybe I should read the article...

By my calculations reading the article and the thread up to your post takes about 44 seconds.

44 seconds? I figure it took me 1.5 seconds to read the headline, which gave me the gist. sigh...ok, I confess, I'm horrible at reading articles ... hell, I haven't even seen if this thread has devolved into a circumcision thread. How about we just forget about this thread and have a beer, hmm? Yea. Let's do that.

Coincidentally, cracked the first one of the evening just a minute ago.  Cheers.

Cheers indeed, and to tin-foil hat maggie as well..let's just drnk a few and forget for a while about ...what the hell is this thread about, anyway?
/ducks
/
/

This thread is now about ducks.

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I like you. lemme know when it's about squirrels, 'cuz I got lots of squirrels in my bucket.
 
2013-03-03 12:48:49 AM  

Nina Haagen Dazs: Zarquon's Flat Tire: Nina Haagen Dazs: Zarquon's Flat Tire: Nina Haagen Dazs: Ahh jeez, nobody wins in a circumcision thread. Unless the Doc took too much off the top? Then she should've thought about killing the Doc....nevermind , maybe I should read the article...

By my calculations reading the article and the thread up to your post takes about 44 seconds.

44 seconds? I figure it took me 1.5 seconds to read the headline, which gave me the gist. sigh...ok, I confess, I'm horrible at reading articles ... hell, I haven't even seen if this thread has devolved into a circumcision thread. How about we just forget about this thread and have a beer, hmm? Yea. Let's do that.

Coincidentally, cracked the first one of the evening just a minute ago.  Cheers.

Cheers indeed, and to tin-foil hat maggie as well..let's just drnk a few and forget for a while about ...what the hell is this thread about, anyway?
/ducks
/
/


Does it mater now?
Let's get drunk(NSFW lyrics)
 
2013-03-03 12:50:03 AM  
She was trying to curry favor with Shiva.
 
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