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(Yahoo)   Woman kills her son because A) He attacked her. B) He murdered someone. C) He's a nine-year-old with no future because he has a small penis   (sg.news.yahoo.com) divider line 249
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2013-03-02 09:42:31 PM
Corvette dealers inconsolable...
 
2013-03-02 09:44:02 PM
That's not Real Funny.
 
2013-03-02 09:44:21 PM

Nina Haagen Dazs: How did she know he wasn't a grower and not a shower. Jeez. Now she'll never know.


I hope she'd never know even if the kid lived!
 
2013-03-02 09:45:15 PM
Jesus farking christ!  He was farking 9! They grow when you hit puberty you dumb biatch! I don't think there is such a thing as a well hung 9 year old.
 
2013-03-02 09:47:52 PM

ReapTheChaos: Jesus farking christ!  He was farking 9! They grow when you hit puberty you dumb biatch! I don't think there is such a thing as a well hung 9 year old.


Chick drowned her 9 year old son for having a small penis, and you seem to be expecting her to act with intelligence and rationality.
 
2013-03-02 09:49:26 PM
"She told police investigators that she killed him as he would have a bleak future with his small penis," Rikwanto said.

And now mom has a bleak future without her son.
 
2013-03-02 09:49:37 PM
static.someecards.com
 
2013-03-02 09:52:22 PM

TheDumbBlonde: If only more mothers were so considerate.


I laughed
 
2013-03-02 09:52:56 PM

Ryker's Peninsula: Maybe it was just a really big clit?
And don't start with the whole "motion on the ocean" nonsense.
Every guy knows that it isn't the length or girth of the package that really matters to a woman.
What really matters to her is consent.

The size of your bank account.

If your wallet is big enough, guys, we'll find a way to accommodate your tiny peener.
 
2013-03-02 09:53:07 PM
The ultimate size queen.
 
2013-03-02 09:53:07 PM

srhp29: Too bad my mom wasn't so stand up when I was nine.
This small penis makes life impossible.


Agreed. There is nothing like things really going well with a nice girl, a few dates, a great rapport, maybe even some great making out, and finally it's go all the way time, and you get to see her joy at a new crush crumble when she sees that you are hung like a Crayola crayon.

It's not ultimately "important" to live and be happy and successful, but at the same time, it kinda is.
 
2013-03-02 09:53:54 PM

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: Chick drowned her 9 year old son for having a small penis, and you seem to be expecting her to act with intelligence and rationality.


Clearly the fault of the rape culture.
 
2013-03-02 09:54:28 PM
Dafuq? What 9 year old DOESN'T have a little willie?
 
2013-03-02 09:56:01 PM
Facepalm, plain and simple.
 
2013-03-02 10:00:05 PM
This really shouldn't seem so odd or sick.
As it seems, we are still not very far off from when the weak, small, sickly were regularily disposed of or dispersed from society.
It kept communities healthy and strong. Better ableing them to survive, thrive and grow.
Happened for thousands of years. Who are we to throw out the lessons learned that got us to where we are today.
 
2013-03-02 10:00:45 PM
Sadly, Darwin approves.
 
2013-03-02 10:00:52 PM
Too bad for mediamatter.com, that's one less future member for them.
 
2013-03-02 10:01:23 PM
Darwin strikes again...
 
2013-03-02 10:01:48 PM

DownDaRiver: This really shouldn't seem so odd or sick.
As it seems, we are still not very far off from when the weak, small, sickly were regularily disposed of or dispersed from society.
It kept communities healthy and strong. Better ableing them to survive, thrive and grow.
Happened for thousands of years. Who are we to throw out the lessons learned that got us to where we are today.


I don't think small weeners was one of the reasons they used back then.
 
2013-03-02 10:02:49 PM
www.sprogblogger.com

"Dat's her, boys. Give 'er da woyks!"
 
2013-03-02 10:05:30 PM
When dads go crazy, they kill adults. When moms go crazy, they kill kids.
 
2013-03-02 10:08:14 PM

shotglasss: DownDaRiver: This really shouldn't seem so odd or sick.
As it seems, we are still not very far off from when the weak, small, sickly were regularily disposed of or dispersed from society.
It kept communities healthy and strong. Better ableing them to survive, thrive and grow.
Happened for thousands of years. Who are we to throw out the lessons learned that got us to where we are today.

I don't think small weeners was one of the reasons they used back then.


Ha!!!
 
2013-03-02 10:09:23 PM
Pretty farking harsh, Mom.

/should shut up the anti-circumcision people, anyway, right?
 
2013-03-02 10:09:58 PM
my mom tried this, once.
 
2013-03-02 10:11:47 PM

germ78: When dads go crazy, they kill adults. When moms go crazy, they kill kids.


Well, a good saying is both catchy and roughly true. You got one right.
 
2013-03-02 10:13:15 PM
Well, well, well. Look who will be getting all those virgins in heaven now!
 
2013-03-02 10:13:39 PM

shotglasss: DownDaRiver: This really shouldn't seem so odd or sick.
As it seems, we are still not very far off from when the weak, small, sickly were regularily disposed of or dispersed from society.
It kept communities healthy and strong. Better ableing them to survive, thrive and grow.
Happened for thousands of years. Who are we to throw out the lessons learned that got us to where we are today.

I don't think small weeners was one of the reasons they used back then.


I should add to my Ha
Have you ever watched a tv show where a son was born into the family and the dad was all soo very proud of himself if the baby had a healthy sized penis?
That's not something that some shmuck sitcom writer came up with
That's society
 
2013-03-02 10:14:40 PM

PsiChick: germ78: When dads go crazy, they kill adults. When moms go crazy, they kill kids.

Well, a good saying is both catchy and roughly true. You got one right.


Well, they're small and convenient.
 
2013-03-02 10:15:54 PM

germ78: When dads go crazy, they kill adults eat eyes. When moms go crazy, they kill kids.

 
2013-03-02 10:21:12 PM

PsiChick: germ78: When dads go crazy, they kill adults moms. When moms go crazy, they kill kids.

Well, a good saying is both catchy and roughly true. You got one right.


Better?
 
2013-03-02 10:22:09 PM

Ryker's Peninsula: And don't start with the whole "motion on the ocean" nonsense.


One does not put out to sea in a dingy.

\I'm sure my mom had to fight the urge to drown me at least once a week.
 
2013-03-02 10:23:21 PM

Zarquon's Flat Tire: Geeze mom, maybe he was a grower, not a shower.


Grower not a shower?

I get the idea but completely new concept and saying to me.

Additional data to back up claim?
 
2013-03-02 10:23:39 PM
HE WAS IN THE POOL!!!
 
2013-03-02 10:25:42 PM

sno man: Benjimin_Dover: sno man: So I guess teaching the boy manual and oral alternatives to his *ahem* shortcomings would have been a worse choice?

/Whatever/however if you can get her there you're gold.  helps if you can also cook.

With women from parts of the world that don't bathe daily? He is better off dead.

I did offer up manual, but I get where you are coming from...


I discounted manual as I chew my nails. LOL
 
2013-03-02 10:27:06 PM

DownDaRiver: shotglasss: DownDaRiver: This really shouldn't seem so odd or sick.
As it seems, we are still not very far off from when the weak, small, sickly were regularily disposed of or dispersed from society.
It kept communities healthy and strong. Better ableing them to survive, thrive and grow.
Happened for thousands of years. Who are we to throw out the lessons learned that got us to where we are today.

I don't think small weeners was one of the reasons they used back then.

I should add to my Ha
Have you ever watched a tv show where a son was born into the family and the dad was all soo very proud of himself if the baby had a healthy sized penis?
That's not something that some shmuck sitcom writer came up with
That's society


Yeah, but really....killing the child because of a small weener? Imagine if we did that with 9 year old girls with small breasts....
 
2013-03-02 10:27:13 PM

germ78: PsiChick: germ78: When dads go crazy, they kill adults moms. When moms go crazy, they kill kids.

Well, a good saying is both catchy and roughly true. You got one right.

Better?


...No, they both kill the entire family when they go nuts, far as I can tell from reading internet headlines.

/But I see the dad doing the murder-suicide thing as often as the mom, it's not gender-related, it's crazy-related.
 
2013-03-02 10:27:27 PM

germ78: When dads go crazy, they kill adults. When moms go crazy, they kill kids.


I'm getting bumper stickers made up that say this.
 
2013-03-02 10:28:49 PM

Coastalgrl: Zarquon's Flat Tire: Geeze mom, maybe he was a grower, not a shower.

Grower not a shower?

I get the idea but completely new concept and saying to me.

Additional data to back up claim?


Here's what the Kinsey institute says.

There is a much wider range of size in men's penises when flaccid, with the average ranging from 1 to 4 inches. In general, smaller flaccid penises lengthen at erection by a greater percentage than do larger flaccid penises, with most men reaching an average size of 5 to 7 inches, so the flaccid size of a penis is not a good predictor of erect size.

http://www.kinseyinstitute.org/resources/bib-penis.html

Here's what Wikipedia says citing Journal of Urology study that's subscription only.

Neither patient age nor size of the flaccid penis accurately predicted erectile length. Stretched length most closely correlated with erect length

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_size#Length
 
2013-03-02 10:29:58 PM
So I guess the next Fark Party will not be in Indonesia, if the Farkers know what's good for them.
 
2013-03-02 10:30:33 PM

12349876: Coastalgrl: Zarquon's Flat Tire: Geeze mom, maybe he was a grower, not a shower.

Grower not a shower?

I get the idea but completely new concept and saying to me.

Additional data to back up claim?

Here's what the Kinsey institute says.

There is a much wider range of size in men's penises when flaccid, with the average ranging from 1 to 4 inches. In general, smaller flaccid penises lengthen at erection by a greater percentage than do larger flaccid penises, with most men reaching an average size of 5 to 7 inches, so the flaccid size of a penis is not a good predictor of erect size.

http://www.kinseyinstitute.org/resources/bib-penis.html

Here's what Wikipedia says citing Journal of Urology study that's subscription only.

Neither patient age nor size of the flaccid penis accurately predicted erectile length. Stretched length most closely correlated with erect length

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_size#Length


tldr version: it may look small, but it holds a lot of blood!
 
2013-03-02 10:32:21 PM

skinink: So I guess the next Fark Party will not be in Indonesia, if the Farkers know what's good for them.


Speak for yourself. In the land of the squirrel-endowed, the skunk-endowed man is King.
 
2013-03-02 10:32:48 PM
feastoffun.com
 
2013-03-02 10:33:03 PM
Don't know how to say f&cking bonkers in Indonesian but mother is definitely in that category, and should be aided off her mortal coil as soon as.
 
2013-03-02 10:34:29 PM

ACunningPlan: Don't know how to say f&cking bonkers in Indonesian but mother is definitely in that category, and should be aided off her mortal coil as soon as.


I see. If a man does something, it's Patriarchy and Rape Culture.
If a woman does something, it's "Crazy".
 
2013-03-02 10:35:18 PM
And that is why Farkers don't take bath's.
 
2013-03-02 10:36:30 PM
i.usatoday.net

R.I.P. BRETT FAVRE
 
2013-03-02 10:37:12 PM
....she said give me eight inches and make it hurt.

So I farked her twice and hit her in the head with a brick.


*slams down mic

*lights cig
 
2013-03-02 10:38:24 PM

Coastalgrl: Zarquon's Flat Tire: Geeze mom, maybe he was a grower, not a shower.

Grower not a shower?

I get the idea but completely new concept and saying to me.

Additional data to back up claim?


I heard about it after my sister read a book called "Sex Tips for Straight Women From a Gay Man'.
 
2013-03-02 10:38:59 PM

Benjimin_Dover: sno man: Benjimin_Dover: sno man: So I guess teaching the boy manual and oral alternatives to his *ahem* shortcomings would have been a worse choice?

/Whatever/however if you can get her there you're gold.  helps if you can also cook.

With women from parts of the world that don't bathe daily? He is better off dead.

I did offer up manual, but I get where you are coming from...

I discounted manual as I chew my nails. LOL


I'm going to project here a little (read lot), but if I was receiving, I'd probably appreciate a lack of nail...
 
2013-03-02 10:39:37 PM

Coastalgrl: Zarquon's Flat Tire: Geeze mom, maybe he was a grower, not a shower.

Grower not a shower?

I get the idea but completely new concept and saying to me.

Additional data to back up claim?


Where are you from that you've never heard that expression before?
 
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