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2013-03-02 06:27:55 PM  
And as it turns out, she was right.

He had no future.
 
2013-03-02 06:31:26 PM  
If only more mothers were so considerate.
 
2013-03-02 06:47:46 PM  
How did she know he wasn't a grower and not a shower. Jeez. Now she'll never know.
 
2013-03-02 06:48:35 PM  
Geeze mom, maybe he was a grower, not a shower.
 
2013-03-02 06:59:13 PM  

Nina Haagen Dazs: How did she know he wasn't a grower and not a shower. Jeez. Now she'll never know.


That'll teach me to read an article before posting.
 
2013-03-02 07:02:06 PM  

Zarquon's Flat Tire: Nina Haagen Dazs: How did she know he wasn't a grower and not a shower. Jeez. Now she'll never know.

That'll teach me to read an article before posting.


You read the article? I thought the headline WAS the article. :D
 
2013-03-02 07:15:34 PM  

Nina Haagen Dazs: You read the article? I thought the headline WAS the article. :D


Ah, but the article adds the possibility of this becoming a circumcision thread.
 
2013-03-02 07:22:45 PM  

Zarquon's Flat Tire: Nina Haagen Dazs: You read the article? I thought the headline WAS the article. :D

Ah, but the article adds the possibility of this becoming a circumcision thread.


Ahh jeez, nobody wins in a circumcision thread. Unless the Doc took too much off the top? Then she should've thought about killing the Doc....nevermind , maybe I should read the article...
 
2013-03-02 07:28:05 PM  
 
2013-03-02 07:59:09 PM  

Nina Haagen Dazs: Ahh jeez, nobody wins in a circumcision thread. Unless the Doc took too much off the top? Then she should've thought about killing the Doc....nevermind , maybe I should read the article...


By my calculations reading the article and the thread up to your post takes about 44 seconds.
 
2013-03-02 08:13:42 PM  
Some are showers and others are growers, lady.
 
2013-03-02 08:45:45 PM  

Nina Haagen Dazs: How did she know he wasn't a grower and not a shower. Jeez. Now she'll never know.


How the hell do you think?

A) She knows what the father was packing.
B) She carefully sequenced and analyzed his genome for the past 9 years.
C) ಠ_ಠ *redacted joke*
 
2013-03-02 08:58:07 PM  
Is there a 9yo that doesn't have a small pe...wait, don't answer that. Forget I even asked.
 
2013-03-02 08:58:28 PM  
There would be no big penises without smallpenises
 
2013-03-02 08:59:41 PM  
That's one less Hummer sale.
 
2013-03-02 08:59:46 PM  
That article wasn't very long.  O.o
 
2013-03-02 09:00:50 PM  
So I guess teaching the boy manual and oral alternatives to his *ahem* shortcomings would have been a worse choice?

/Whatever/however if you can get her there you're gold.  helps if you can also cook.
 
2013-03-02 09:01:08 PM  
*clicks on link*

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-03-02 09:01:20 PM  
...Mom?  Seriously, WTF Mom?  No really, WTF, beeyotch.  Seriously.
 
2013-03-02 09:02:16 PM  
What, they don't have booze in Indonesia to compensate?
 
2013-03-02 09:03:00 PM  
Wow, I wish my mom had done this. Because then I would have been given two additional lives!
 
2013-03-02 09:03:02 PM  
And women say size doesn't matter.
 
2013-03-02 09:03:07 PM  
Anyone say "grower not shower" yet?
 
2013-03-02 09:03:57 PM  
I'm just glad I live in the U.S.where I can buy an AR-15 and loud pipes for my bike.
 
2013-03-02 09:05:13 PM  
no future?

without people like her son, nobody would be buying $100,000 luxury cars
 
2013-03-02 09:06:05 PM  
I can not post anything productive because this article broke my brain.

I'm just going to sit here and think about bunnies for a minute and hope I can forget I ever read this.
 
2013-03-02 09:06:15 PM  
Dey eat da poo poo
 
2013-03-02 09:07:45 PM  
Somebody has to say it: "Dick move, mom."
 
2013-03-02 09:08:45 PM  
one less NRA member
 
2013-03-02 09:09:53 PM  
He could have made a fortune in whatever Hangover movie they're making 9 years from now.
 
2013-03-02 09:10:05 PM  
Biatch probably had the thermostat turned down, too.
 
2013-03-02 09:10:35 PM  
So it was small in the first place, they gave him an operation to make it smaller, and somehow the successful result was shameful enough to result in an honor killing? I don't get it.
 
2013-03-02 09:11:21 PM  
Maybe it was just a really big clit?
And don't start with the whole "motion on the ocean" nonsense.
Every guy knows that it isn't the length or girth of the package that really matters to a woman.
What really matters to her is consent.
 
2013-03-02 09:12:48 PM  
Who knew that cutting off part of something made it smaller?
 
2013-03-02 09:14:53 PM  

Apos: *clicks on link*

[24.media.tumblr.com image 248x200]


I love the "nope" gif.
 
2013-03-02 09:15:44 PM  
Women, believe it, calculate what they can "take," and where they can take it. Some women. believe it, love a medium-medium-small-small cock in their ani.  Pleasure dome shiat, fer shure.

Disregard, uh, no---fark this woman's mentally ill murder of her son. It's a statistical anomaly, far beyond three standard deviations.

Different strokes for different folks.

SEXXXAY!
 
2013-03-02 09:16:33 PM  
Too bad my mom wasn't so stand up when I was nine.
This small penis makes life impossible.
 
2013-03-02 09:22:11 PM  
Death is too soft a punishment

/jail is not enough
//what do?
 
2013-03-02 09:22:21 PM  
What's a mother doing seeing her son's penis after he's learned to use the toilet on his own anyway?
 
2013-03-02 09:25:11 PM  
I like big penises.  I like small penises.  In fact, I like most all penises.  I can't imagine that women will only accept men with average to large penises.
 
2013-03-02 09:26:40 PM  

lantawa: Women, believe it, calculate what they can "take," and where they can take it. Some women. believe it, love a medium-medium-small-small cock in their ani.  Pleasure dome shiat, fer shure.

Disregard, uh, no---fark this woman's mentally ill murder of her son. It's a statistical anomaly, far beyond three standard deviations.

Different strokes for different folks.

SEXXXAY!


d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net
 
2013-03-02 09:27:10 PM  
Kid never had a chance.  I mean, if your mother is inspecting your penis, the damn thing is going to turtle on you immediately.
 
2013-03-02 09:27:30 PM  
www.cinemabeach.com
 
2013-03-02 09:27:44 PM  
At least she didn't eat his eyes (that's the father's job).
 
2013-03-02 09:28:40 PM  

MrHappyRotter: I like big penises.  I like small penises.  In fact, I like most all penises.  I can't imagine that women will only accept men with average to large penises.


she was using "small penis" as a metaphor for the kid's personality
basically he was a douche
 
2013-03-02 09:32:34 PM  
One less gun owner to worry about.
 
2013-03-02 09:32:49 PM  

sno man: So I guess teaching the boy manual and oral alternatives to his *ahem* shortcomings would have been a worse choice?

/Whatever/however if you can get her there you're gold.  helps if you can also cook.


With women from parts of the world that don't bathe daily? He is better off dead.
 
2013-03-02 09:38:47 PM  

Benjimin_Dover: sno man: So I guess teaching the boy manual and oral alternatives to his *ahem* shortcomings would have been a worse choice?

/Whatever/however if you can get her there you're gold.  helps if you can also cook.

With women from parts of the world that don't bathe daily? He is better off dead.


I did offer up manual, but I get where you are coming from...
 
2013-03-02 09:40:09 PM  
That's some seriously farked up shiat, so here's some pics of cute animals.
25.media.tumblr.com
24.media.tumblr.com
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-03-02 09:40:16 PM  
Looks like the kid was short changed twice...
 
2013-03-02 09:42:31 PM  
Corvette dealers inconsolable...
 
2013-03-02 09:44:02 PM  
That's not Real Funny.
 
2013-03-02 09:44:21 PM  

Nina Haagen Dazs: How did she know he wasn't a grower and not a shower. Jeez. Now she'll never know.


I hope she'd never know even if the kid lived!
 
2013-03-02 09:45:15 PM  
Jesus farking christ!  He was farking 9! They grow when you hit puberty you dumb biatch! I don't think there is such a thing as a well hung 9 year old.
 
2013-03-02 09:47:52 PM  

ReapTheChaos: Jesus farking christ!  He was farking 9! They grow when you hit puberty you dumb biatch! I don't think there is such a thing as a well hung 9 year old.


Chick drowned her 9 year old son for having a small penis, and you seem to be expecting her to act with intelligence and rationality.
 
2013-03-02 09:49:26 PM  
"She told police investigators that she killed him as he would have a bleak future with his small penis," Rikwanto said.

And now mom has a bleak future without her son.
 
2013-03-02 09:49:37 PM  
static.someecards.com
 
2013-03-02 09:52:22 PM  

TheDumbBlonde: If only more mothers were so considerate.


I laughed
 
2013-03-02 09:52:56 PM  

Ryker's Peninsula: Maybe it was just a really big clit?
And don't start with the whole "motion on the ocean" nonsense.
Every guy knows that it isn't the length or girth of the package that really matters to a woman.
What really matters to her is consent.

The size of your bank account.

If your wallet is big enough, guys, we'll find a way to accommodate your tiny peener.
 
2013-03-02 09:53:07 PM  
The ultimate size queen.
 
2013-03-02 09:53:07 PM  

srhp29: Too bad my mom wasn't so stand up when I was nine.
This small penis makes life impossible.


Agreed. There is nothing like things really going well with a nice girl, a few dates, a great rapport, maybe even some great making out, and finally it's go all the way time, and you get to see her joy at a new crush crumble when she sees that you are hung like a Crayola crayon.

It's not ultimately "important" to live and be happy and successful, but at the same time, it kinda is.
 
2013-03-02 09:53:54 PM  

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: Chick drowned her 9 year old son for having a small penis, and you seem to be expecting her to act with intelligence and rationality.


Clearly the fault of the rape culture.
 
2013-03-02 09:54:28 PM  
Dafuq? What 9 year old DOESN'T have a little willie?
 
2013-03-02 09:56:01 PM  
Facepalm, plain and simple.
 
2013-03-02 10:00:05 PM  
This really shouldn't seem so odd or sick.
As it seems, we are still not very far off from when the weak, small, sickly were regularily disposed of or dispersed from society.
It kept communities healthy and strong. Better ableing them to survive, thrive and grow.
Happened for thousands of years. Who are we to throw out the lessons learned that got us to where we are today.
 
2013-03-02 10:00:45 PM  
Sadly, Darwin approves.
 
2013-03-02 10:00:52 PM  
Too bad for mediamatter.com, that's one less future member for them.
 
2013-03-02 10:01:23 PM  
Darwin strikes again...
 
2013-03-02 10:01:48 PM  

DownDaRiver: This really shouldn't seem so odd or sick.
As it seems, we are still not very far off from when the weak, small, sickly were regularily disposed of or dispersed from society.
It kept communities healthy and strong. Better ableing them to survive, thrive and grow.
Happened for thousands of years. Who are we to throw out the lessons learned that got us to where we are today.


I don't think small weeners was one of the reasons they used back then.
 
2013-03-02 10:02:49 PM  
www.sprogblogger.com

"Dat's her, boys. Give 'er da woyks!"
 
2013-03-02 10:05:30 PM  
When dads go crazy, they kill adults. When moms go crazy, they kill kids.
 
2013-03-02 10:08:14 PM  

shotglasss: DownDaRiver: This really shouldn't seem so odd or sick.
As it seems, we are still not very far off from when the weak, small, sickly were regularily disposed of or dispersed from society.
It kept communities healthy and strong. Better ableing them to survive, thrive and grow.
Happened for thousands of years. Who are we to throw out the lessons learned that got us to where we are today.

I don't think small weeners was one of the reasons they used back then.


Ha!!!
 
2013-03-02 10:09:23 PM  
Pretty farking harsh, Mom.

/should shut up the anti-circumcision people, anyway, right?
 
2013-03-02 10:09:58 PM  
my mom tried this, once.
 
2013-03-02 10:11:47 PM  

germ78: When dads go crazy, they kill adults. When moms go crazy, they kill kids.


Well, a good saying is both catchy and roughly true. You got one right.
 
2013-03-02 10:13:15 PM  
Well, well, well. Look who will be getting all those virgins in heaven now!
 
2013-03-02 10:13:39 PM  

shotglasss: DownDaRiver: This really shouldn't seem so odd or sick.
As it seems, we are still not very far off from when the weak, small, sickly were regularily disposed of or dispersed from society.
It kept communities healthy and strong. Better ableing them to survive, thrive and grow.
Happened for thousands of years. Who are we to throw out the lessons learned that got us to where we are today.

I don't think small weeners was one of the reasons they used back then.


I should add to my Ha
Have you ever watched a tv show where a son was born into the family and the dad was all soo very proud of himself if the baby had a healthy sized penis?
That's not something that some shmuck sitcom writer came up with
That's society
 
2013-03-02 10:14:40 PM  

PsiChick: germ78: When dads go crazy, they kill adults. When moms go crazy, they kill kids.

Well, a good saying is both catchy and roughly true. You got one right.


Well, they're small and convenient.
 
2013-03-02 10:15:54 PM  

germ78: When dads go crazy, they kill adults eat eyes. When moms go crazy, they kill kids.

 
2013-03-02 10:21:12 PM  

PsiChick: germ78: When dads go crazy, they kill adults moms. When moms go crazy, they kill kids.

Well, a good saying is both catchy and roughly true. You got one right.


Better?
 
2013-03-02 10:22:09 PM  

Ryker's Peninsula: And don't start with the whole "motion on the ocean" nonsense.


One does not put out to sea in a dingy.

\I'm sure my mom had to fight the urge to drown me at least once a week.
 
2013-03-02 10:23:21 PM  

Zarquon's Flat Tire: Geeze mom, maybe he was a grower, not a shower.


Grower not a shower?

I get the idea but completely new concept and saying to me.

Additional data to back up claim?
 
2013-03-02 10:23:39 PM  
HE WAS IN THE POOL!!!
 
2013-03-02 10:25:42 PM  

sno man: Benjimin_Dover: sno man: So I guess teaching the boy manual and oral alternatives to his *ahem* shortcomings would have been a worse choice?

/Whatever/however if you can get her there you're gold.  helps if you can also cook.

With women from parts of the world that don't bathe daily? He is better off dead.

I did offer up manual, but I get where you are coming from...


I discounted manual as I chew my nails. LOL
 
2013-03-02 10:27:06 PM  

DownDaRiver: shotglasss: DownDaRiver: This really shouldn't seem so odd or sick.
As it seems, we are still not very far off from when the weak, small, sickly were regularily disposed of or dispersed from society.
It kept communities healthy and strong. Better ableing them to survive, thrive and grow.
Happened for thousands of years. Who are we to throw out the lessons learned that got us to where we are today.

I don't think small weeners was one of the reasons they used back then.

I should add to my Ha
Have you ever watched a tv show where a son was born into the family and the dad was all soo very proud of himself if the baby had a healthy sized penis?
That's not something that some shmuck sitcom writer came up with
That's society


Yeah, but really....killing the child because of a small weener? Imagine if we did that with 9 year old girls with small breasts....
 
2013-03-02 10:27:13 PM  

germ78: PsiChick: germ78: When dads go crazy, they kill adults moms. When moms go crazy, they kill kids.

Well, a good saying is both catchy and roughly true. You got one right.

Better?


...No, they both kill the entire family when they go nuts, far as I can tell from reading internet headlines.

/But I see the dad doing the murder-suicide thing as often as the mom, it's not gender-related, it's crazy-related.
 
2013-03-02 10:27:27 PM  

germ78: When dads go crazy, they kill adults. When moms go crazy, they kill kids.


I'm getting bumper stickers made up that say this.
 
2013-03-02 10:28:49 PM  

Coastalgrl: Zarquon's Flat Tire: Geeze mom, maybe he was a grower, not a shower.

Grower not a shower?

I get the idea but completely new concept and saying to me.

Additional data to back up claim?


Here's what the Kinsey institute says.

There is a much wider range of size in men's penises when flaccid, with the average ranging from 1 to 4 inches. In general, smaller flaccid penises lengthen at erection by a greater percentage than do larger flaccid penises, with most men reaching an average size of 5 to 7 inches, so the flaccid size of a penis is not a good predictor of erect size.

http://www.kinseyinstitute.org/resources/bib-penis.html

Here's what Wikipedia says citing Journal of Urology study that's subscription only.

Neither patient age nor size of the flaccid penis accurately predicted erectile length. Stretched length most closely correlated with erect length

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_size#Length
 
2013-03-02 10:29:58 PM  
So I guess the next Fark Party will not be in Indonesia, if the Farkers know what's good for them.
 
2013-03-02 10:30:33 PM  

12349876: Coastalgrl: Zarquon's Flat Tire: Geeze mom, maybe he was a grower, not a shower.

Grower not a shower?

I get the idea but completely new concept and saying to me.

Additional data to back up claim?

Here's what the Kinsey institute says.

There is a much wider range of size in men's penises when flaccid, with the average ranging from 1 to 4 inches. In general, smaller flaccid penises lengthen at erection by a greater percentage than do larger flaccid penises, with most men reaching an average size of 5 to 7 inches, so the flaccid size of a penis is not a good predictor of erect size.

http://www.kinseyinstitute.org/resources/bib-penis.html

Here's what Wikipedia says citing Journal of Urology study that's subscription only.

Neither patient age nor size of the flaccid penis accurately predicted erectile length. Stretched length most closely correlated with erect length

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_size#Length


tldr version: it may look small, but it holds a lot of blood!
 
2013-03-02 10:32:21 PM  

skinink: So I guess the next Fark Party will not be in Indonesia, if the Farkers know what's good for them.


Speak for yourself. In the land of the squirrel-endowed, the skunk-endowed man is King.
 
2013-03-02 10:32:48 PM  
feastoffun.com
 
2013-03-02 10:33:03 PM  
Don't know how to say f&cking bonkers in Indonesian but mother is definitely in that category, and should be aided off her mortal coil as soon as.
 
2013-03-02 10:34:29 PM  

ACunningPlan: Don't know how to say f&cking bonkers in Indonesian but mother is definitely in that category, and should be aided off her mortal coil as soon as.


I see. If a man does something, it's Patriarchy and Rape Culture.
If a woman does something, it's "Crazy".
 
2013-03-02 10:35:18 PM  
And that is why Farkers don't take bath's.
 
2013-03-02 10:36:30 PM  
i.usatoday.net

R.I.P. BRETT FAVRE
 
2013-03-02 10:37:12 PM  
....she said give me eight inches and make it hurt.

So I farked her twice and hit her in the head with a brick.


*slams down mic

*lights cig
 
2013-03-02 10:38:24 PM  

Coastalgrl: Zarquon's Flat Tire: Geeze mom, maybe he was a grower, not a shower.

Grower not a shower?

I get the idea but completely new concept and saying to me.

Additional data to back up claim?


I heard about it after my sister read a book called "Sex Tips for Straight Women From a Gay Man'.
 
2013-03-02 10:38:59 PM  

Benjimin_Dover: sno man: Benjimin_Dover: sno man: So I guess teaching the boy manual and oral alternatives to his *ahem* shortcomings would have been a worse choice?

/Whatever/however if you can get her there you're gold.  helps if you can also cook.

With women from parts of the world that don't bathe daily? He is better off dead.

I did offer up manual, but I get where you are coming from...

I discounted manual as I chew my nails. LOL


I'm going to project here a little (read lot), but if I was receiving, I'd probably appreciate a lack of nail...
 
2013-03-02 10:39:37 PM  

Coastalgrl: Zarquon's Flat Tire: Geeze mom, maybe he was a grower, not a shower.

Grower not a shower?

I get the idea but completely new concept and saying to me.

Additional data to back up claim?


Where are you from that you've never heard that expression before?
 
2013-03-02 10:41:28 PM  

you are a puppet: [i.usatoday.net image 490x368]

R.I.P. BRETT FAVRE


I laughed
 
2013-03-02 10:41:28 PM  

Coastalgrl: Zarquon's Flat Tire: Geeze mom, maybe he was a grower, not a shower.

Grower not a shower?

I get the idea but completely new concept and saying to me.

Additional data to back up claim?


Also, after checking your profile, are you from Decatur, Ga, used to do lots of volunteer work at Zoo Atlanta, and had a really good friend named Caroline?
 
2013-03-02 10:41:29 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Ryker's Peninsula: Maybe it was just a really big clit?
And don't start with the whole "motion on the ocean" nonsense.
Every guy knows that it isn't the length or girth of the package that really matters to a woman.
What really matters to her is consent.The size of your bank account.

If your wallet is big enough, guys, we'll find a way to accommodate your tiny peener.


I thought it was confidence and a sense of humor?! Shiat...
 
2013-03-02 10:42:24 PM  

WhippingBoy: ACunningPlan: Don't know how to say f&cking bonkers in Indonesian but mother is definitely in that category, and should be aided off her mortal coil as soon as.

I see. If a man does something, it's Patriarchy and Rape Culture.
If a woman does something, it's "Crazy".


Huh?  Think you're whipping the wrong old lady here my dear.  If Dad had done the deed or if you prefer gender neutral is a parent had murdered off-spring, I'd still say they were f&cking bonkers & hope for the same retribution.
 
2013-03-02 10:42:29 PM  

Coco LaFemme: Coastalgrl: Zarquon's Flat Tire: Geeze mom, maybe he was a grower, not a shower.

Grower not a shower?

I get the idea but completely new concept and saying to me.

Additional data to back up claim?

Where are you from that you've never heard that expression before?


The coast? Duh.
 
2013-03-02 10:44:03 PM  

i upped my meds-up yours: Is there a 9yo that doesn't have a small pe...wait, don't answer that. Forget I even asked.


Ha Ha. Too Late. Next sound you hear will be the police knocking at your door to arrest you and confiscate your computer.
 
2013-03-02 10:47:24 PM  

Jument: Gyrfalcon: Ryker's Peninsula: Maybe it was just a really big clit?
And don't start with the whole "motion on the ocean" nonsense.
Every guy knows that it isn't the length or girth of the package that really matters to a woman.
What really matters to her is consent.The size of your bank account.

If your wallet is big enough, guys, we'll find a way to accommodate your tiny peener.

I thought it was confidence and a sense of humor?! Shiat...



We wish. It 's the girth of the wallet.
 
2013-03-02 10:47:37 PM  
Pfft, I knew it - women DO really care about size!

Really, though, at the age of 32, I feel like I've gotten rid of most of my concern about my penis size. It's average, and it works how it's supposed to. I'll take it! (that's what she said)
 
2013-03-02 10:49:17 PM  
Does that mean one less of these on the road in the future?

image.minitruckinweb.com
 
2013-03-02 10:50:43 PM  
Men are from Mars...

Women are from Penis.
 
2013-03-02 10:51:01 PM  
Well...how small WAS the kid's penis?
 
2013-03-02 10:52:24 PM  
What a great story and great thread! God, I love it.
 
2013-03-02 10:52:51 PM  

germ78: When dads go crazy, they kill adults. When moms go crazy, they kill kids.


There's actually been interesting studies that have found that mothers kill their kids with the same frequency relative to age as many other animals. Humans do it much less in general, but if you scale the graph it looks almost exactly the same with regards to maturity. The idea is that young mothers are more likely to kill their offspring when it 'goes wrong' because they still have many fertile years left with which to produce new offspring, while older mothers don't
 
2013-03-02 10:53:27 PM  

shotglasss: DownDaRiver: shotglasss: DownDaRiver: This really shouldn't seem so odd or sick.
As it seems, we are still not very far off from when the weak, small, sickly were regularily disposed of or dispersed from society.
It kept communities healthy and strong. Better ableing them to survive, thrive and grow.
Happened for thousands of years. Who are we to throw out the lessons learned that got us to where we are today.

I don't think small weeners was one of the reasons they used back then.

I should add to my Ha
Have you ever watched a tv show where a son was born into the family and the dad was all soo very proud of himself if the baby had a healthy sized penis?
That's not something that some shmuck sitcom writer came up with
That's society

Yeah, but really....killing the child because of a small weener? Imagine if we did that with 9 year old girls with small breasts....


I'm not saying that I think its a good thing to kill over what we, hopefully an enlightened, better educated more capable society would consider trivial.
But I do think that there still are pockets of societies that do believe in such things.
Take stuff we just heard about in Malaysia(sp?)
Poor girl was raped by her stepfather, he killed their child. And yet she is outcast and sentanced to lashes.
Sick frickin shiat to us. But it is normal to them.
Who's right? Who decided who is to be the judge?
Us because we consider ourselves better?
They think they are better.
Who's right? Who gets to judge? And why?
 
2013-03-02 10:55:29 PM  
FTA: Rikwanto said the woman was fully conscious of what she had done, but police ordered a psychological test to assess her mental condition.

If I ever feel like entering a life of crime, I'll go to Indonesia; where the police will offer you and your lawyer a "get out of jail free" card, before the trial.
 
2013-03-02 11:02:34 PM  

Philip J. Frylock: Well...how small WAS the kid's penis?


[haveaseatoverthere.jpg]
 
2013-03-02 11:09:48 PM  
Maybe he had a condition called "buried penis".  GIS if you dare.  There is "micropenis" too.

/do they normally bathe their nine year olds in that part of the world?
 
2013-03-02 11:12:55 PM  

Teufelaffe: That's some seriously farked up shiat, so here's some pics of cute animals.
[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x335]
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[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x332]


But do they have small penises?
 
2013-03-02 11:14:09 PM  
 
2013-03-02 11:15:51 PM  

Virtuoso80: germ78: When dads go crazy, they kill adults. When moms go crazy, they kill kids.

There's actually been interesting studies that have found that mothers kill their kids with the same frequency relative to age as many other animals. Humans do it much less in general, but if you scale the graph it looks almost exactly the same with regards to maturity. The idea is that young mothers are more likely to kill their offspring when it 'goes wrong' because they still have many fertile years left with which to produce new offspring, while older mothers don't


That is interesting
I wonder if it could along with societies that have many children where there is a high mortality rate.
They insticntivly have many, because only the best of them will surive. And to get 2 maybe 3 strong and survivable out of 5-6 is acceptable.
 
2013-03-02 11:16:38 PM  
My girlfriend just caught me blow-drying my penis and asked what was I doing. Apparently, "heating your dinner" was not the right answer.
 
2013-03-02 11:19:13 PM  

ACunningPlan: WhippingBoy: ACunningPlan: Don't know how to say f&cking bonkers in Indonesian but mother is definitely in that category, and should be aided off her mortal coil as soon as.

I see. If a man does something, it's Patriarchy and Rape Culture.
If a woman does something, it's "Crazy".

Huh?  Think you're whipping the wrong old lady here my dear.  If Dad had done the deed or if you prefer gender neutral is a parent had murdered off-spring, I'd still say they were f&cking bonkers & hope for the same retribution.


Sorry. I wasn't addressing you specifically. I was just using your post as a vector for my wit and wisdom.
 
2013-03-02 11:21:30 PM  
Came for a South Park pic of Randy doing measurements...leaving disappointed.
 
2013-03-02 11:22:20 PM  

WhippingBoy: ACunningPlan: WhippingBoy: ACunningPlan: Don't know how to say f&cking bonkers in Indonesian but mother is definitely in that category, and should be aided off her mortal coil as soon as.

I see. If a man does something, it's Patriarchy and Rape Culture.
If a woman does something, it's "Crazy".

Huh?  Think you're whipping the wrong old lady here my dear.  If Dad had done the deed or if you prefer gender neutral is a parent had murdered off-spring, I'd still say they were f&cking bonkers & hope for the same retribution.

Sorry. I wasn't addressing you specifically. I was just using your post as a vector for my wit and wisdom.


Should I feel violated for being used?  I do hope so...:)
 
2013-03-02 11:32:23 PM  

PsiChick: germ78: PsiChick: germ78: When dads go crazy, they kill adults moms. When moms go crazy, they kill kids.

Well, a good saying is both catchy and roughly true. You got one right.

Better?

...No, they both kill the entire family when they go nuts, far as I can tell from reading internet headlines.

/But I see the dad doing the murder-suicide thing as often as the mom, it's not gender-related, it's crazy-related.


To be honest, I just kinda threw it out there without checking the facts of the matter (because, hey, it's Fark.com). Though I based it on an article I (think I) had read several years ago about how men were more likely to kill their wives in domestic disputes gone wrong, while women typically killed their kids. Though that said, my google-fu is quite weak, and the best I could do is this about.com article on women who killed their kids. Finding the crime statistics and how much they deviate from the mean though, is out of my league.

Virtuoso80: germ78: When dads go crazy, they kill adults. When moms go crazy, they kill kids.

There's actually been interesting studies that have found that mothers kill their kids with the same frequency relative to age as many other animals. Humans do it much less in general, but if you scale the graph it looks almost exactly the same with regards to maturity. The idea is that young mothers are more likely to kill their offspring when it 'goes wrong' because they still have many fertile years left with which to produce new offspring, while older mothers don't


Interesting, thanks.
 
2013-03-02 11:35:23 PM  

DownDaRiver: shotglasss: DownDaRiver: shotglasss: DownDaRiver: This really shouldn't seem so odd or sick.
As it seems, we are still not very far off from when the weak, small, sickly were regularily disposed of or dispersed from society.
It kept communities healthy and strong. Better ableing them to survive, thrive and grow.
Happened for thousands of years. Who are we to throw out the lessons learned that got us to where we are today.

I don't think small weeners was one of the reasons they used back then.

I should add to my Ha
Have you ever watched a tv show where a son was born into the family and the dad was all soo very proud of himself if the baby had a healthy sized penis?
That's not something that some shmuck sitcom writer came up with
That's society

Yeah, but really....killing the child because of a small weener? Imagine if we did that with 9 year old girls with small breasts....

I'm not saying that I think its a good thing to kill over what we, hopefully an enlightened, better educated more capable society would consider trivial.
But I do think that there still are pockets of societies that do believe in such things.
Take stuff we just heard about in Malaysia(sp?)
Poor girl was raped by her stepfather, he killed their child. And yet she is outcast and sentanced to lashes.
Sick frickin shiat to us. But it is normal to them.
Who's right? Who decided who is to be the judge?
Us because we consider ourselves better?
They think they are better.
Who's right? Who gets to judge? And why?


In cases like this, I usually defer to Zogg.
 
2013-03-02 11:37:30 PM  

germ78: PsiChick: germ78: PsiChick: germ78: When dads go crazy, they kill adults moms. When moms go crazy, they kill kids.

Well, a good saying is both catchy and roughly true. You got one right.

Better?

...No, they both kill the entire family when they go nuts, far as I can tell from reading internet headlines.

/But I see the dad doing the murder-suicide thing as often as the mom, it's not gender-related, it's crazy-related.

To be honest, I just kinda threw it out there without checking the facts of the matter (because, hey, it's Fark.com). Though I based it on an article I (think I) had read several years ago about how men were more likely to kill their wives in domestic disputes gone wrong, while women typically killed their kids. Though that said, my google-fu is quite weak, and the best I could do is this about.com article on women who killed their kids. Finding the crime statistics and how much they deviate from the mean though, is out of my league.


Fair enough.
 
2013-03-02 11:41:16 PM  
"She drowned her son in a bathtub filled with water. She then dressed him and laid him on a bed. After that, she went to a nearby police office to report her crime."

Well of course his penis was small.. bathub was full of cold water!!!
 
2013-03-02 11:49:47 PM  

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: ReapTheChaos: Jesus farking christ!  He was farking 9! They grow when you hit puberty you dumb biatch! I don't think there is such a thing as a well hung 9 year old.

Chick drowned her 9 year old son for having a small penis, and you seem to be expecting her to act with intelligence and rationality.


yup.. it's one thing to go on an uncontrollable rage and shoot someone or stab them.. but to actually hold your own kid down in the tub and continue to hold the child down while he struggles, hands and feet wailing, eyes wide open looking straight at you while bubbles coming out of his mouth and nostrils and to continue holding his head down submerged in the water until he body convulses and finally stops moving and the final bubble finally emerges from his nose a couple of long minutes later.

All because you think he has a small peepee.  WTF mom WTF!!!!!!
 
2013-03-02 11:55:04 PM  
Everybody's made the "grower, not a shower" comment, but this is just bizarre:

...police spokesman Rikwanto, who goes by one name, told AFP...

So the Indonesian police spokesman (spokeswoman, mayhaps?) is on the same level as, let's see here...

Sting, Rihanna, Fabio, Iman, Topol, Dubya, Beyonce, Rafalca (who is in fact a person, according to Ann Romney), The Donald, and everyone else who stupidly goes by one name

Great. I hope that Rikwanto isn't trusted with a gun, because then I wouldn't want to visit Indonesia. Although I don't want to visit there anyway. Whatever.
 
2013-03-02 11:58:51 PM  
Im not saying this would have worked, but she should have at least tried before killing the kid...

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-03 12:00:27 AM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-03 12:05:00 AM  

Pribar: germ78: When dads go crazy, they kill adults eat eyes. When moms go crazy, they kill kids.


SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT THE F**K UP
 
2013-03-03 12:06:55 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Ryker's Peninsula: Maybe it was just a really big clit?
And don't start with the whole "motion on the ocean" nonsense.
Every guy knows that it isn't the length or girth of the package that really matters to a woman.
What really matters to her is consent.The size of your bank account.

If your wallet is big enough, guys, we'll find a way to accommodate your tiny peener.


images.sodahead.com
 
2013-03-03 12:10:50 AM  

sno man: So I guess teaching the boy manual and oral alternatives to his *ahem* shortcomings would have been a worse choice?

/Whatever/however if you can get her there you're gold.  helps if you can also cook.


^this^
 
2013-03-03 12:16:37 AM  

megarian: sno man: So I guess teaching the boy manual and oral alternatives to his *ahem* shortcomings would have been a worse choice?

/Whatever/however if you can get her there you're gold.  helps if you can also cook.

^this^


You could say no penis is needed ; )
/Well works for me : P
 
2013-03-03 12:18:39 AM  

Zarquon's Flat Tire: Nina Haagen Dazs: Ahh jeez, nobody wins in a circumcision thread. Unless the Doc took too much off the top? Then she should've thought about killing the Doc....nevermind , maybe I should read the article...

By my calculations reading the article and the thread up to your post takes about 44 seconds.


44 seconds? I figure it took me 1.5 seconds to read the headline, which gave me the gist. sigh...ok, I confess, I'm horrible at reading articles ... hell, I haven't even seen if this thread has devolved into a circumcision thread. How about we just forget about this thread and have a beer, hmm? Yea. Let's do that.
 
m00
2013-03-03 12:23:09 AM  
I submitted this with a better headline: The reason why there are no Farkers from Indonesia.
 
2013-03-03 12:23:40 AM  

Nina Haagen Dazs: Zarquon's Flat Tire: Nina Haagen Dazs: Ahh jeez, nobody wins in a circumcision thread. Unless the Doc took too much off the top? Then she should've thought about killing the Doc....nevermind , maybe I should read the article...

By my calculations reading the article and the thread up to your post takes about 44 seconds.

44 seconds? I figure it took me 1.5 seconds to read the headline, which gave me the gist. sigh...ok, I confess, I'm horrible at reading articles ... hell, I haven't even seen if this thread has devolved into a circumcision thread. How about we just forget about this thread and have a beer, hmm? Yea. Let's do that.


Coincidentally, cracked the first one of the evening just a minute ago.  Cheers.
 
2013-03-03 12:25:05 AM  

Nina Haagen Dazs: Zarquon's Flat Tire: Nina Haagen Dazs: Ahh jeez, nobody wins in a circumcision thread. Unless the Doc took too much off the top? Then she should've thought about killing the Doc....nevermind , maybe I should read the article...

By my calculations reading the article and the thread up to your post takes about 44 seconds.

44 seconds? I figure it took me 1.5 seconds to read the headline, which gave me the gist. sigh...ok, I confess, I'm horrible at reading articles ... hell, I haven't even seen if this thread has devolved into a circumcision thread. How about we just forget about this thread and have a beer, hmm? Yea. Let's do that.


Beer is good : )
/Having one now
//after all the other ones I have had
///soon I will have more : )
 
2013-03-03 12:25:19 AM  

digitalrain: Dafuq? What 9 year old DOESN'T have a little willie?


Girls.
 
2013-03-03 12:26:04 AM  
Someone forgot the safe word.
 
2013-03-03 12:28:00 AM  

anfrind: DownDaRiver: shotglasss: DownDaRiver: shotglasss: DownDaRiver: ~ Is right? Who gets to judge? And why?

In cases like this, I usually defer to Zogg.


Uh, wow, uh, ok?¿ speaking only for myself. I have always considered myself open minded and willing to learn. And I have accepted sources to learn from with the same open mind.
But that was different. Toss the britand accent out and I might have been able to pay better attention.
Aside from that, sure it made great sense. But again, it comes down to how different societies view what they know as opposed to another society.
Right-vs-Wrong Good-vs-Bad
Who said, got to choose, made them them god, said they were better than others
Which is the right and the wrong across the board?
They say we are wrong
We say we are right
We are not them
They are not us
 
2013-03-03 12:31:25 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: megarian: sno man: So I guess teaching the boy manual and oral alternatives to his *ahem* shortcomings would have been a worse choice?

/Whatever/however if you can get her there you're gold.  helps if you can also cook.

^this^

You could say no penis is needed ; )
/Well works for me : P


^^^aaaand a lot of this!^^^
 
2013-03-03 12:35:13 AM  

Ghastly: Someone forgot the safe word.


But I wrote it down and everything...

www.comicbookmovie.com
 
2013-03-03 12:36:48 AM  

Zarquon's Flat Tire: Nina Haagen Dazs: Zarquon's Flat Tire: Nina Haagen Dazs: Ahh jeez, nobody wins in a circumcision thread. Unless the Doc took too much off the top? Then she should've thought about killing the Doc....nevermind , maybe I should read the article...

By my calculations reading the article and the thread up to your post takes about 44 seconds.

44 seconds? I figure it took me 1.5 seconds to read the headline, which gave me the gist. sigh...ok, I confess, I'm horrible at reading articles ... hell, I haven't even seen if this thread has devolved into a circumcision thread. How about we just forget about this thread and have a beer, hmm? Yea. Let's do that.

Coincidentally, cracked the first one of the evening just a minute ago.  Cheers.


Cheers indeed, and to tin-foil hat maggie as well..let's just drnk a few and forget for a while about ...what the hell is this thread about, anyway?
/ducks
/
/
 
2013-03-03 12:39:33 AM  

Nina Haagen Dazs: Zarquon's Flat Tire: Nina Haagen Dazs: Zarquon's Flat Tire: Nina Haagen Dazs: Ahh jeez, nobody wins in a circumcision thread. Unless the Doc took too much off the top? Then she should've thought about killing the Doc....nevermind , maybe I should read the article...

By my calculations reading the article and the thread up to your post takes about 44 seconds.

44 seconds? I figure it took me 1.5 seconds to read the headline, which gave me the gist. sigh...ok, I confess, I'm horrible at reading articles ... hell, I haven't even seen if this thread has devolved into a circumcision thread. How about we just forget about this thread and have a beer, hmm? Yea. Let's do that.

Coincidentally, cracked the first one of the evening just a minute ago.  Cheers.

Cheers indeed, and to tin-foil hat maggie as well..let's just drnk a few and forget for a while about ...what the hell is this thread about, anyway?
/ducks
/
/


This thread is now about ducks.

astrobioloblog.files.wordpress.com
dailydoseofanimals.com
us.123rf.com
 
2013-03-03 12:45:25 AM  

Teufelaffe: Nina Haagen Dazs: Zarquon's Flat Tire: Nina Haagen Dazs: Zarquon's Flat Tire: Nina Haagen Dazs: Ahh jeez, nobody wins in a circumcision thread. Unless the Doc took too much off the top? Then she should've thought about killing the Doc....nevermind , maybe I should read the article...

By my calculations reading the article and the thread up to your post takes about 44 seconds.

44 seconds? I figure it took me 1.5 seconds to read the headline, which gave me the gist. sigh...ok, I confess, I'm horrible at reading articles ... hell, I haven't even seen if this thread has devolved into a circumcision thread. How about we just forget about this thread and have a beer, hmm? Yea. Let's do that.

Coincidentally, cracked the first one of the evening just a minute ago.  Cheers.

Cheers indeed, and to tin-foil hat maggie as well..let's just drnk a few and forget for a while about ...what the hell is this thread about, anyway?
/ducks
/
/

This thread is now about ducks.

[astrobioloblog.files.wordpress.com image 850x630]
[dailydoseofanimals.com image 850x637]
[us.123rf.com image 850x720]


I like you. lemme know when it's about squirrels, 'cuz I got lots of squirrels in my bucket.
 
2013-03-03 12:48:49 AM  

Nina Haagen Dazs: Zarquon's Flat Tire: Nina Haagen Dazs: Zarquon's Flat Tire: Nina Haagen Dazs: Ahh jeez, nobody wins in a circumcision thread. Unless the Doc took too much off the top? Then she should've thought about killing the Doc....nevermind , maybe I should read the article...

By my calculations reading the article and the thread up to your post takes about 44 seconds.

44 seconds? I figure it took me 1.5 seconds to read the headline, which gave me the gist. sigh...ok, I confess, I'm horrible at reading articles ... hell, I haven't even seen if this thread has devolved into a circumcision thread. How about we just forget about this thread and have a beer, hmm? Yea. Let's do that.

Coincidentally, cracked the first one of the evening just a minute ago.  Cheers.

Cheers indeed, and to tin-foil hat maggie as well..let's just drnk a few and forget for a while about ...what the hell is this thread about, anyway?
/ducks
/
/


Does it mater now?
Let's get drunk(NSFW lyrics)
 
2013-03-03 12:50:03 AM  
She was trying to curry favor with Shiva.
 
2013-03-03 12:51:19 AM  

Nina Haagen Dazs: I like you. lemme know when it's about squirrels, 'cuz I got lots of squirrels in my bucket.


Squirrels in a bucket?
farm6.static.flickr.com
 
2013-03-03 12:52:41 AM  

Nina Haagen Dazs: Teufelaffe: Nina Haagen Dazs: Zarquon's Flat Tire: Nina Haagen Dazs: Zarquon's Flat Tire: Nina Haagen Dazs: Ahh jeez, nobody wins in a circumcision thread. Unless the Doc took too much off the top? Then she should've thought about killing the Doc....nevermind , maybe I should read the article...

By my calculations reading the article and the thread up to your post takes about 44 seconds.

44 seconds? I figure it took me 1.5 seconds to read the headline, which gave me the gist. sigh...ok, I confess, I'm horrible at reading articles ... hell, I haven't even seen if this thread has devolved into a circumcision thread. How about we just forget about this thread and have a beer, hmm? Yea. Let's do that.

Coincidentally, cracked the first one of the evening just a minute ago.  Cheers.

Cheers indeed, and to tin-foil hat maggie as well..let's just drnk a few and forget for a while about ...what the hell is this thread about, anyway?
/ducks
/
/

This thread is now about ducks.

[astrobioloblog.files.wordpress.com image 850x630]
[dailydoseofanimals.com image 850x637]
[us.123rf.com image 850x720]

I like you. lemme know when it's about squirrels, 'cuz I got lots of squirrels in my bucket.


Squirrels I like them : )
farm8.staticflickr.com
I here they like to be around nuts....
 
2013-03-03 12:53:44 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: Nina Haagen Dazs: Zarquon's Flat Tire: Nina Haagen Dazs: Ahh jeez, nobody wins in a circumcision thread. Unless the Doc took too much off the top? Then she should've thought about killing the Doc....nevermind , maybe I should read the article...

By my calculations reading the article and the thread up to your post takes about 44 seconds.

44 seconds? I figure it took me 1.5 seconds to read the headline, which gave me the gist. sigh...ok, I confess, I'm horrible at reading articles ... hell, I haven't even seen if this thread has devolved into a circumcision thread. How about we just forget about this thread and have a beer, hmm? Yea. Let's do that.

Beer is good : )
/Having one now
//after all the other ones I have had
///soon I will have more : )


I'm pretty sure I'd love to have some beers with you. Let's doooooooooooooo eeeeeetttttttttttt......
 
2013-03-03 12:58:32 AM  
i569.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-03 01:00:54 AM  
" Rikwanto said the woman was fully conscious of what she had done, but police ordered a psychological test to assess her mental condition."

Doc: "yeah, done with those tests. Yep, bat shiat insane. Uh huh, no question, pure farking nightmare fuel. Ok, thanks." (hangs up phone)
 
2013-03-03 01:03:16 AM  
might have prudent to wait until a few years after the onset of puberty and little time for the testosterone to kick in.
 
2013-03-03 01:03:27 AM  

Nina Haagen Dazs: tinfoil-hat maggie: Nina Haagen Dazs: Zarquon's Flat Tire: Nina Haagen Dazs: Ahh jeez, nobody wins in a circumcision thread. Unless the Doc took too much off the top? Then she should've thought about killing the Doc....nevermind , maybe I should read the article...

By my calculations reading the article and the thread up to your post takes about 44 seconds.

44 seconds? I figure it took me 1.5 seconds to read the headline, which gave me the gist. sigh...ok, I confess, I'm horrible at reading articles ... hell, I haven't even seen if this thread has devolved into a circumcision thread. How about we just forget about this thread and have a beer, hmm? Yea. Let's do that.

Beer is good : )
/Having one now
//after all the other ones I have had
///soon I will have more : )

I'm pretty sure I'd love to have some beers with you. Let's doooooooooooooo eeeeeetttttttttttt......


Alright but...are okay with raccoons?
farm9.staticflickr.com
 
2013-03-03 01:03:42 AM  
i569.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-03 01:04:14 AM  

Nina Haagen Dazs: [i569.photobucket.com image 500x379]


Love the pic : )
 
2013-03-03 01:04:50 AM  
farm7.staticflickr.com
 
2013-03-03 01:07:07 AM  
It was a mercy killing.
 
2013-03-03 01:08:16 AM  

i upped my meds-up yours: Is there a 9yo that doesn't have a small pe...wait, don't answer that. Forget I even asked.


I checked my references and according to them, pretty much every man in India has a small penis.
 
2013-03-03 01:09:02 AM  

wambu: My girlfriend just caught me blow-drying my penis and asked what was I doing. Apparently, "heating your dinner" was not the right answer.


i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-03 01:11:08 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: Nina Haagen Dazs: tinfoil-hat maggie: Nina Haagen Dazs: Zarquon's Flat Tire: Nina Haagen Dazs: Ahh jeez, nobody wins in a circumcision thread. Unless the Doc took too much off the top? Then she should've thought about killing the Doc....nevermind , maybe I should read the article...

By my calculations reading the article and the thread up to your post takes about 44 seconds.

44 seconds? I figure it took me 1.5 seconds to read the headline, which gave me the gist. sigh...ok, I confess, I'm horrible at reading articles ... hell, I haven't even seen if this thread has devolved into a circumcision thread. How about we just forget about this thread and have a beer, hmm? Yea. Let's do that.

Beer is good : )
/Having one now
//after all the other ones I have had
///soon I will have more : )

I'm pretty sure I'd love to have some beers with you. Let's doooooooooooooo eeeeeetttttttttttt......

Alright but...are okay with raccoons?
[farm9.staticflickr.com image 640x480]


I once got drunk with a girl and a raccoon. The raccoon was in the heating ducts, his name was Jeeter. He was semi-tame...he was mostly tame when i met him
 
2013-03-03 01:11:12 AM  

Joe Peanut: [farm7.staticflickr.com image 375x563]


Bravo! Should have been much higher in the thread.
 
2013-03-03 01:16:26 AM  

Nina Haagen Dazs: I once got drunk with a girl and a raccoon. The raccoon was in the heating ducts, his name was Jeeter. He was semi-tame...he was mostly tame when i met him


Sounds like an interesting evening : )
 
2013-03-03 01:24:09 AM  

SuperNinjaToad: Suckmaster Burstingfoam: ReapTheChaos: Jesus farking christ!  He was farking 9! They grow when you hit puberty you dumb biatch! I don't think there is such a thing as a well hung 9 year old.

Chick drowned her 9 year old son for having a small penis, and you seem to be expecting her to act with intelligence and rationality.

yup.. it's one thing to go on an uncontrollable rage and shoot someone or stab them.. but to actually hold your own kid down in the tub and continue to hold the child down while he struggles, hands and feet wailing, eyes wide open looking straight at you while bubbles coming out of his mouth and nostrils and to continue holding his head down submerged in the water until he body convulses and finally stops moving and the final bubble finally emerges from his nose a couple of long minutes later.

All because you think he has a small peepee.  WTF mom WTF!!!!!!


Obviously, you have never drownded (sic) a 9 year old before. You do it face down, holding the neck and back of the head down.
Love, mom
 
2013-03-03 01:24:55 AM  
I came back to check on this thread...of all things, I was not expecting the conversation to devolve into pictures of squirrels.

/Gotta love FARK
 
2013-03-03 01:25:00 AM  
This is where a comprehensive education comes into play.  If she had only known there are a minority of people who are known as "late bloomers" who mature a bit later than all the others.

/she apparently didn't realize the little guy still had potential
 
2013-03-03 01:26:17 AM  

Coastalgrl: Zarquon's Flat Tire: Geeze mom, maybe he was a grower, not a shower.

Grower not a shower?

I get the idea but completely new concept and saying to me.

Additional data to back up claim?


Are you asking for WIE?

/I'm asking for a friend of mine...
 
2013-03-03 01:30:28 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: Nina Haagen Dazs: I once got drunk with a girl and a raccoon. The raccoon was in the heating ducts, his name was Jeeter. He was semi-tame...he was mostly tame when i met him

Sounds like an interesting evening : )


Well...heh...dem were the days :)
 
2013-03-03 01:32:17 AM  
Squirrels! I should take some pics of the squirrels up on campus tomorrow after work. Totally fearless little balls of nut-eating fur.
 
2013-03-03 01:36:17 AM  

Nina Haagen Dazs: tinfoil-hat maggie: Nina Haagen Dazs: I once got drunk with a girl and a raccoon. The raccoon was in the heating ducts, his name was Jeeter. He was semi-tame...he was mostly tame when i met him

Sounds like an interesting evening : )

Well...heh...dem were the days :)


I had days once they for years sometimes : )

You might like the Livington stapler show above this thread, check it out : )
/Make sure to have the music on ...
 
2013-03-03 01:38:03 AM  
What a 9 year old boy in Indonesia might look like:

images.huffingtonpost.com

/surprised I got this first
//hope it's not obscure
 
2013-03-03 01:43:19 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: Nina Haagen Dazs: tinfoil-hat maggie: Nina Haagen Dazs: I once got drunk with a girl and a raccoon. The raccoon was in the heating ducts, his name was Jeeter. He was semi-tame...he was mostly tame when i met him

Sounds like an interesting evening : )

Well...heh...dem were the days :)

I had days once they for years sometimes : )

You might like the Livington stapler show above this thread, check it out : )
/Make sure to have the music on ...


you're right,i need to check that out. I already have the headphones on....and I once lived in Alaska...though in Fairbanks.
 
2013-03-03 01:45:54 AM  

Nina Haagen Dazs: tinfoil-hat maggie: Nina Haagen Dazs: tinfoil-hat maggie: Nina Haagen Dazs: I once got drunk with a girl and a raccoon. The raccoon was in the heating ducts, his name was Jeeter. He was semi-tame...he was mostly tame when i met him

Sounds like an interesting evening : )

Well...heh...dem were the days :)

I had days once they for years sometimes : )

You might like the Livington stapler show above this thread, check it out : )
/Make sure to have the music on ...

you're right,i need to check that out. I already have the headphones on....and I once lived in Alaska...though in Fairbanks.


Welcome ; )
 
2013-03-03 01:46:55 AM  
noticias.antesdelfin.com
 
2013-03-03 01:50:14 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: Nina Haagen Dazs: tinfoil-hat maggie: Nina Haagen Dazs: tinfoil-hat maggie: Nina Haagen Dazs: I once got drunk with a girl and a raccoon. The raccoon was in the heating ducts, his name was Jeeter. He was semi-tame...he was mostly tame when i met him

Sounds like an interesting evening : )

Well...heh...dem were the days :)

I had days once they for years sometimes : )

You might like the Livington stapler show above this thread, check it out : )
/Make sure to have the music on ...

you're right,i need to check that out. I already have the headphones on....and I once lived in Alaska...though in Fairbanks.

Welcome ; )


you convinced me, I'm off to find soooshh :)
 
2013-03-03 01:53:47 AM  

Nina Haagen Dazs: tinfoil-hat maggie: Nina Haagen Dazs: tinfoil-hat maggie: Nina Haagen Dazs: tinfoil-hat maggie: Nina Haagen Dazs: I once got drunk with a girl and a raccoon. The raccoon was in the heating ducts, his name was Jeeter. He was semi-tame...he was mostly tame when i met him

Sounds like an interesting evening : )

Well...heh...dem were the days :)

I had days once they for years sometimes : )

You might like the Livington stapler show above this thread, check it out : )
/Make sure to have the music on ...

you're right,i need to check that out. I already have the headphones on....and I once lived in Alaska...though in Fairbanks.

Welcome ; )

you convinced me, I'm off to find soooshh :)


Don't be be shy ; )
 
2013-03-03 01:54:20 AM  

Coastalgrl: Zarquon's Flat Tire: Geeze mom, maybe he was a grower, not a shower.

Grower not a shower?

I get the idea but completely new concept and saying to me.

Additional data to back up claim?


My penis.  I made a deal with the devil to make it a grower so it would be small enough to fit in my pants when it's not hard.
 
2013-03-03 02:06:28 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: Nina Haagen Dazs: tinfoil-hat maggie: Nina Haagen Dazs: tinfoil-hat maggie: Nina Haagen Dazs: tinfoil-hat maggie: Nina Haagen Dazs: I once got drunk with a girl and a raccoon. The raccoon was in the heating ducts, his name was Jeeter. He was semi-tame...he was mostly tame when i met him

Sounds like an interesting evening : )

Well...heh...dem were the days :)

I had days once they for years sometimes : )

You might like the Livington stapler show above this thread, check it out : )
/Make sure to have the music on ...

you're right,i need to check that out. I already have the headphones on....and I once lived in Alaska...though in Fairbanks.

Welcome ; )

you convinced me, I'm off to find soooshh :)

Don't be be shy ; )


Shy? Aw, hell no, let's party! And listen to Soosh...
 
2013-03-03 02:07:03 AM  
Average Penis size by CountryUSA- Erect 12.9 cm. 5 in. Flaccid 8.8 cm. 3.4 in.
Germany- Erect 14.48 cm. 5.6 in. Flaccid 8.8 cm. 3.4 in.
Spain- Erect 13.58 cm. 5.3 in. Flaccid 8cm. 3.1 in.
UK- Erect 18.3 cm. 7.2 in. Flaccid 12.4 cm. 4.9 in.
France- Erect 16 cm. 6.2 in Flaccid 12 cm. 4.7 in
Japan- Erect 13 cm. 5.1 in Flaccid 8 cm. 3.1 in.
Brazil- Erect 12.4 cm. 4.8 in Flaccid 8cm. 3.1 in.
Italy- Erect 15 cm. 5.9 in Flaccid 10 cm. 3.9 in.
Mexico- Erect 14.9 cm. 5.87 in Flaccid 12 cm. 4.7 in.
Greece- Erect 12.1 cm. 4.8 in. Flaccid 8 cm. 3.1 in.
India- Erect 9.6 cm 3.8 in. Flaccid 9.6 cm. 3.8 in.
Saudi- Erect 12.4 cm. 4.8 in. Flaccid 8 cm. 3.1 in.
Chile- Erect 14 cm. 5.5 in Flaccid 10 cm. 3.9 in.
Columbia- Erect 13.9 cm. 5.4 in. Flaccid 8 cm. 3.1 in.
Korea- Erect 9.6 cm. 3.7 in Flaccid 6.1 cm 2.4 in.
Thailand- Erect 9.9 cm 3.9 in Flaccid 6.1 cm 2.4 in.
Nepal- Erect 9. 3 cm 3.7 in Flaccid 6.1 cm 2.4 in.
Africa- Erect 18.3 cm 7.2 in Flaccid 16.3 cm 6.4 in.
China- Erect 9.6 cm 3.7 in Flaccid 6.1 cm 2.4 in.
Indonesia- Erect 16.3 cm 6.4 in Flaccid 10 cm 3.9 in.
Australia- Erect 15.5 cm 6.1 in Flaccid 9.6 cm 3.8 in.

Top 5 for largest (erect)
Africa at 7.2 inches
Uk 7.2 inches
Indonesia 6.4 inches
France 6.2 Inches
Australia 6.1 inches.
 
2013-03-03 02:08:37 AM  

Nina Haagen Dazs: tinfoil-hat maggie: Nina Haagen Dazs: tinfoil-hat maggie: Nina Haagen Dazs: tinfoil-hat maggie: Nina Haagen Dazs: I once got drunk with a girl and a raccoon. The raccoon was in the heating ducts, his name was Jeeter. He was semi-tame...he was mostly tame when i met him

Sounds like an interesting evening : )

Well...heh...dem were the days :)

I had days once they for years sometimes : )

You might like the Livington stapler show above this thread, check it out : )
/Make sure to have the music on ...

you're right,i need to check that out. I already have the headphones on....and I once lived in Alaska...though in Fairbanks.

Welcome ; )

you convinced me, I'm off to find soooshh :)


Oh deer....
farm9.staticflickr.com
It just occurred to me you may have been listening all along.
 
2013-03-03 02:10:54 AM  
Damn screwed that up....
farm9.staticflickr.com
/Preview before posting duh :/
 
2013-03-03 02:12:36 AM  
Damn racoons sneak in everywhere : )
 
2013-03-03 02:15:43 AM  

DownDaRiver: anfrind: DownDaRiver: shotglasss: DownDaRiver: shotglasss: DownDaRiver: ~ Is right? Who gets to judge? And why?

In cases like this, I usually defer to Zogg.

Uh, wow, uh, ok?¿ speaking only for myself. I have always considered myself open minded and willing to learn. And I have accepted sources to learn from with the same open mind.
But that was different. Toss the britand accent out and I might have been able to pay better attention.
Aside from that, sure it made great sense. But again, it comes down to how different societies view what they know as opposed to another society.
Right-vs-Wrong Good-vs-Bad
Who said, got to choose, made them them god, said they were better than others
Which is the right and the wrong across the board?
They say we are wrong
We say we are right
We are not them
They are not us


FYI, all of Zogg's videos offer closed captions in case you have trouble with his Betelgeusian accent.

Personally, I tend to think that our sense of morality evolves over time, hence things that are considered evil in our society today (e.g. slavery, honor killings) might have been considered neutral or even good in less mature societies (e.g. medieval Europe, many Islamist states).  Thus, an honor killing in a society with a quasi-medieval culture isn't necessarily evil, but it is a sign of a more primitive sense of morality.

Although it might just be my own bias that makes it seem that way.
 
2013-03-03 02:16:49 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: Damn racoons sneak in everywhere : )


My cats seem to do a pretty good job at keeping the raccoons away.
 
2013-03-03 02:18:49 AM  

skantea: Average Penis size by CountryUSA- Erect 12.9 cm. 5 in. Flaccid 8.8 cm. 3.4 in.
Germany- Erect 14.48 cm. 5.6 in. Flaccid 8.8 cm. 3.4 in.
Spain- Erect 13.58 cm. 5.3 in. Flaccid 8cm. 3.1 in.
UK- Erect 18.3 cm. 7.2 in. Flaccid 12.4 cm. 4.9 in.
France- Erect 16 cm. 6.2 in Flaccid 12 cm. 4.7 in
Japan- Erect 13 cm. 5.1 in Flaccid 8 cm. 3.1 in.
Brazil- Erect 12.4 cm. 4.8 in Flaccid 8cm. 3.1 in.
Italy- Erect 15 cm. 5.9 in Flaccid 10 cm. 3.9 in.
Mexico- Erect 14.9 cm. 5.87 in Flaccid 12 cm. 4.7 in.
Greece- Erect 12.1 cm. 4.8 in. Flaccid 8 cm. 3.1 in.
India- Erect 9.6 cm 3.8 in. Flaccid 9.6 cm. 3.8 in.
Saudi- Erect 12.4 cm. 4.8 in. Flaccid 8 cm. 3.1 in.
Chile- Erect 14 cm. 5.5 in Flaccid 10 cm. 3.9 in.
Columbia- Erect 13.9 cm. 5.4 in. Flaccid 8 cm. 3.1 in.
Korea- Erect 9.6 cm. 3.7 in Flaccid 6.1 cm 2.4 in.
Thailand- Erect 9.9 cm 3.9 in Flaccid 6.1 cm 2.4 in.
Nepal- Erect 9. 3 cm 3.7 in Flaccid 6.1 cm 2.4 in.
Africa- Erect 18.3 cm 7.2 in Flaccid 16.3 cm 6.4 in.
China- Erect 9.6 cm 3.7 in Flaccid 6.1 cm 2.4 in.
Indonesia- Erect 16.3 cm 6.4 in Flaccid 10 cm 3.9 in.
Australia- Erect 15.5 cm 6.1 in Flaccid 9.6 cm 3.8 in.

Top 5 for largest (erect)
Africa at 7.2 inches
Uk 7.2 inches
Indonesia 6.4 inches
France 6.2 Inches
Australia 6.1 inches.


Africa is not a country.

cl.jroo.me
 
2013-03-03 02:19:51 AM  

skantea: Average Penis size by Country


Africa- Erect 18.3 cm 7.2 in, Flaccid 16.3 cm 6.4 in

not sure if the entire study is accurate.. so the average African has a erect/flaccid difference of less than 1"?
 
2013-03-03 02:21:02 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: Damn racoons sneak in everywhere : )


I don't have deer, only squirrels...but I can tell you this: I'm smiling right now :)
 
2013-03-03 02:22:13 AM  

GranoblasticMan: tinfoil-hat maggie: Damn racoons sneak in everywhere : )

My cats seem to do a pretty good job at keeping the raccoons away.


I can't let my kitty outside I lost one like that too many things like foxes, bobcats and coyotes.
I mean this is my backyard.
farm8.staticflickr.com
 
2013-03-03 02:25:11 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: GranoblasticMan: tinfoil-hat maggie: Damn racoons sneak in everywhere : )

My cats seem to do a pretty good job at keeping the raccoons away.

I can't let my kitty outside I lost one like that too many things like foxes, bobcats and coyotes.
I mean this is my backyard.
[farm8.staticflickr.com image 548x411]


That's MUCH prettier than the suburbs... *sigh*
 
2013-03-03 02:30:15 AM  

anfrind: skantea: Average Penis size by CountryUSA- Erect 12.9 cm. 5 in. Flaccid 8.8 cm. 3.4 in.
Germany- Erect 14.48 cm. 5.6 in. Flaccid 8.8 cm. 3.4 in.
Spain- Erect 13.58 cm. 5.3 in. Flaccid 8cm. 3.1 in.
UK- Erect 18.3 cm. 7.2 in. Flaccid 12.4 cm. 4.9 in.
France- Erect 16 cm. 6.2 in Flaccid 12 cm. 4.7 in
Japan- Erect 13 cm. 5.1 in Flaccid 8 cm. 3.1 in.
Brazil- Erect 12.4 cm. 4.8 in Flaccid 8cm. 3.1 in.
Italy- Erect 15 cm. 5.9 in Flaccid 10 cm. 3.9 in.
Mexico- Erect 14.9 cm. 5.87 in Flaccid 12 cm. 4.7 in.
Greece- Erect 12.1 cm. 4.8 in. Flaccid 8 cm. 3.1 in.
India- Erect 9.6 cm 3.8 in. Flaccid 9.6 cm. 3.8 in.
Saudi- Erect 12.4 cm. 4.8 in. Flaccid 8 cm. 3.1 in.
Chile- Erect 14 cm. 5.5 in Flaccid 10 cm. 3.9 in.
Columbia- Erect 13.9 cm. 5.4 in. Flaccid 8 cm. 3.1 in.
Korea- Erect 9.6 cm. 3.7 in Flaccid 6.1 cm 2.4 in.
Thailand- Erect 9.9 cm 3.9 in Flaccid 6.1 cm 2.4 in.
Nepal- Erect 9. 3 cm 3.7 in Flaccid 6.1 cm 2.4 in.
Africa- Erect 18.3 cm 7.2 in Flaccid 16.3 cm 6.4 in.
China- Erect 9.6 cm 3.7 in Flaccid 6.1 cm 2.4 in.
Indonesia- Erect 16.3 cm 6.4 in Flaccid 10 cm 3.9 in.
Australia- Erect 15.5 cm 6.1 in Flaccid 9.6 cm 3.8 in.

Top 5 for largest (erect)
Africa at 7.2 inches
Uk 7.2 inches
Indonesia 6.4 inches
France 6.2 Inches
Australia 6.1 inches.

Africa is not a country.

[cl.jroo.me image 446x354]


neither is Australia
it's a CONTINENT!
 
2013-03-03 02:36:32 AM  

GranoblasticMan: tinfoil-hat maggie: GranoblasticMan: tinfoil-hat maggie: Damn racoons sneak in everywhere : )

My cats seem to do a pretty good job at keeping the raccoons away.

I can't let my kitty outside I lost one like that too many things like foxes, bobcats and coyotes.
I mean this is my backyard.
[farm8.staticflickr.com image 548x411]

That's MUCH prettier than the suburbs... *sigh*


Those are about 100 to 150 yards from the house in my front yard.
 
HBK
2013-03-03 02:38:25 AM  

germ78: PsiChick: germ78: When dads go crazy, they kill adults moms. When moms go crazy, they kill kids.

Well, a good saying is both catchy and roughly true. You got one right.

Better?

 a2.ec-images.myspacecdn.com

And sometimes the kids too.

/hotlinked
 
2013-03-03 02:39:56 AM  
Looks like life handed that boy the short end of the dick...I mean, stick.
 
2013-03-03 02:47:41 AM  

Nina Haagen Dazs: tinfoil-hat maggie: Damn racoons sneak in everywhere : )

I don't have deer, only squirrels...but I can tell you this: I'm smiling right now :)


I'm glad. and distracted and um.... drinking, Cheers ; )
Multiple raccoons in the yard...
farm9.staticflickr.com
 
2013-03-03 02:50:23 AM  

Jon iz teh kewl: anfrind: skantea: Average Penis size by CountryUSA- Erect 12.9 cm. 5 in. Flaccid 8.8 cm. 3.4 in.
Germany- Erect 14.48 cm. 5.6 in. Flaccid 8.8 cm. 3.4 in.
Spain- Erect 13.58 cm. 5.3 in. Flaccid 8cm. 3.1 in.
UK- Erect 18.3 cm. 7.2 in. Flaccid 12.4 cm. 4.9 in.
France- Erect 16 cm. 6.2 in Flaccid 12 cm. 4.7 in
Japan- Erect 13 cm. 5.1 in Flaccid 8 cm. 3.1 in.
Brazil- Erect 12.4 cm. 4.8 in Flaccid 8cm. 3.1 in.
Italy- Erect 15 cm. 5.9 in Flaccid 10 cm. 3.9 in.
Mexico- Erect 14.9 cm. 5.87 in Flaccid 12 cm. 4.7 in.
Greece- Erect 12.1 cm. 4.8 in. Flaccid 8 cm. 3.1 in.
India- Erect 9.6 cm 3.8 in. Flaccid 9.6 cm. 3.8 in.
Saudi- Erect 12.4 cm. 4.8 in. Flaccid 8 cm. 3.1 in.
Chile- Erect 14 cm. 5.5 in Flaccid 10 cm. 3.9 in.
Columbia- Erect 13.9 cm. 5.4 in. Flaccid 8 cm. 3.1 in.
Korea- Erect 9.6 cm. 3.7 in Flaccid 6.1 cm 2.4 in.
Thailand- Erect 9.9 cm 3.9 in Flaccid 6.1 cm 2.4 in.
Nepal- Erect 9. 3 cm 3.7 in Flaccid 6.1 cm 2.4 in.
Africa- Erect 18.3 cm 7.2 in Flaccid 16.3 cm 6.4 in.
China- Erect 9.6 cm 3.7 in Flaccid 6.1 cm 2.4 in.
Indonesia- Erect 16.3 cm 6.4 in Flaccid 10 cm 3.9 in.
Australia- Erect 15.5 cm 6.1 in Flaccid 9.6 cm 3.8 in.

Top 5 for largest (erect)
Africa at 7.2 inches
Uk 7.2 inches
Indonesia 6.4 inches
France 6.2 Inches
Australia 6.1 inches.

Africa is not a country.

[cl.jroo.me image 446x354]

neither is Australia
it's a CONTINENT!


p.twimg.com
 
2013-03-03 02:56:52 AM  

SuperNinjaToad: skantea: Average Penis size by Country

Africa- Erect 18.3 cm 7.2 in, Flaccid 16.3 cm 6.4 in

not sure if the entire study is accurate.. so the average African has a erect/flaccid difference of less than 1"?


That's just the way that  site aggregated the stats.  I've seen the numbers before and that 7.2 is actually for the Congo.  They only had input from a few Universities in a handful of African Countries.  The other graph I saw had the UK lower and a few other European countries much higher.
 
2013-03-03 03:19:42 AM  
tinfoil-hat maggie: Those are about 100 to 150 yards from the house in my front yard.

ahhh, trees...
 
2013-03-03 03:23:00 AM  
Too tired to photoshop right now:
photos1.blogger.com
 
2013-03-03 03:26:21 AM  

ultraholland: tinfoil-hat maggie: Those are about 100 to 150 yards from the house in my front yard.

ahhh, trees...


Lot's of those here...
Oh and the trees with bogs.
farm7.staticflickr.com
 
2013-03-03 03:37:54 AM  

Kevin72: What a 9 year old boy in Indonesia might look like:

images.huffingtonpost.com


Well we understand we fartbama's ego comes from.
 \In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king
\\In the land of the baby carrots...
\\Can't do anything but make underarm noises because the FA is too horrible.
 
2013-03-03 03:44:18 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: ultraholland: tinfoil-hat maggie: Those are about 100 to 150 yards from the house in my front yard.

ahhh, trees...

Lot's of those here...
Oh and the trees with bogs.
[farm7.staticflickr.com image 640x480]


=D See, that's the kind of "forest" -I'm- used to. =P
 
2013-03-03 03:45:25 AM  

skantea: Average Penis size by CountryUSA- Erect 12.9 cm. 5 in. Flaccid 8.8 cm. 3.4 in.
Germany- Erect 14.48 cm. 5.6 in. Flaccid 8.8 cm. 3.4 in.
Spain- Erect 13.58 cm. 5.3 in. Flaccid 8cm. 3.1 in.
UK- Erect 18.3 cm. 7.2 in. Flaccid 12.4 cm. 4.9 in.
France- Erect 16 cm. 6.2 in Flaccid 12 cm. 4.7 in
Japan- Erect 13 cm. 5.1 in Flaccid 8 cm. 3.1 in.
Brazil- Erect 12.4 cm. 4.8 in Flaccid 8cm. 3.1 in.
Italy- Erect 15 cm. 5.9 in Flaccid 10 cm. 3.9 in.
Mexico- Erect 14.9 cm. 5.87 in Flaccid 12 cm. 4.7 in.
Greece- Erect 12.1 cm. 4.8 in. Flaccid 8 cm. 3.1 in.
India- Erect 9.6 cm 3.8 in. Flaccid 9.6 cm. 3.8 in.
Saudi- Erect 12.4 cm. 4.8 in. Flaccid 8 cm. 3.1 in.
Chile- Erect 14 cm. 5.5 in Flaccid 10 cm. 3.9 in.
Columbia- Erect 13.9 cm. 5.4 in. Flaccid 8 cm. 3.1 in.
Korea- Erect 9.6 cm. 3.7 in Flaccid 6.1 cm 2.4 in.
Thailand- Erect 9.9 cm 3.9 in Flaccid 6.1 cm 2.4 in.
Nepal- Erect 9. 3 cm 3.7 in Flaccid 6.1 cm 2.4 in.
Africa- Erect 18.3 cm 7.2 in Flaccid 16.3 cm 6.4 in.
China- Erect 9.6 cm 3.7 in Flaccid 6.1 cm 2.4 in.
Indonesia- Erect 16.3 cm 6.4 in Flaccid 10 cm 3.9 in.
Australia- Erect 15.5 cm 6.1 in Flaccid 9.6 cm 3.8 in.

Top 5 for largest (erect)
Africa at 7.2 inches
Uk 7.2 inches
Indonesia 6.4 inches
France 6.2 Inches
Australia 6.1 inches.


Again, when people talk about penis size, they always go to length. What do you really gain after a certain length? Are there really that many women that can orgasm from 7in but not 6? Add that inch to circumference, on the other hand, and you change the experience much more.
 
2013-03-03 03:45:47 AM  
www.coldfusionvideo.com

She'd been listening to this guy too much.
 
2013-03-03 04:04:52 AM  

GranoblasticMan: tinfoil-hat maggie: ultraholland: tinfoil-hat maggie: Those are about 100 to 150 yards from the house in my front yard.

ahhh, trees...

Lot's of those here...
Oh and the trees with bogs.
[farm7.staticflickr.com image 640x480]

=D See, that's the kind of "forest" -I'm- used to. =P


The kind with the water moccasins, huh?
 
2013-03-03 04:12:45 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: GranoblasticMan: tinfoil-hat maggie: ultraholland: tinfoil-hat maggie: Those are about 100 to 150 yards from the house in my front yard.

ahhh, trees...

Lot's of those here...
Oh and the trees with bogs.
[farm7.staticflickr.com image 640x480]

=D See, that's the kind of "forest" -I'm- used to. =P

The kind with the water moccasins, huh?


Hell yeah! That's what makes it fun ;)
 
2013-03-03 04:13:59 AM  

GranoblasticMan: tinfoil-hat maggie: GranoblasticMan: tinfoil-hat maggie: ultraholland: tinfoil-hat maggie: Those are about 100 to 150 yards from the house in my front yard.

ahhh, trees...

Lot's of those here...
Oh and the trees with bogs.
[farm7.staticflickr.com image 640x480]

=D See, that's the kind of "forest" -I'm- used to. =P

The kind with the water moccasins, huh?

Hell yeah! That's what makes it fun ;)


... And of course, any puddle deeper than a foot here in FL has at least one resident gator. Love it!
 
2013-03-03 04:20:27 AM  
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SY6GvTY7E5U

Dolph Lungren penis so biiiiig!
 
2013-03-03 04:43:09 AM  

Virtuoso80: skantea: Average Penis size by CountryUSA- Erect 12.9 cm. 5 in. Flaccid 8.8 cm. 3.4 in.
Germany- Erect 14.48 cm. 5.6 in. Flaccid 8.8 cm. 3.4 in.
Spain- Erect 13.58 cm. 5.3 in. Flaccid 8cm. 3.1 in.
UK- Erect 18.3 cm. 7.2 in. Flaccid 12.4 cm. 4.9 in.
France- Erect 16 cm. 6.2 in Flaccid 12 cm. 4.7 in
Japan- Erect 13 cm. 5.1 in Flaccid 8 cm. 3.1 in.
Brazil- Erect 12.4 cm. 4.8 in Flaccid 8cm. 3.1 in.
Italy- Erect 15 cm. 5.9 in Flaccid 10 cm. 3.9 in.
Mexico- Erect 14.9 cm. 5.87 in Flaccid 12 cm. 4.7 in.
Greece- Erect 12.1 cm. 4.8 in. Flaccid 8 cm. 3.1 in.
India- Erect 9.6 cm 3.8 in. Flaccid 9.6 cm. 3.8 in.
Saudi- Erect 12.4 cm. 4.8 in. Flaccid 8 cm. 3.1 in.
Chile- Erect 14 cm. 5.5 in Flaccid 10 cm. 3.9 in.
Columbia- Erect 13.9 cm. 5.4 in. Flaccid 8 cm. 3.1 in.
Korea- Erect 9.6 cm. 3.7 in Flaccid 6.1 cm 2.4 in.
Thailand- Erect 9.9 cm 3.9 in Flaccid 6.1 cm 2.4 in.
Nepal- Erect 9. 3 cm 3.7 in Flaccid 6.1 cm 2.4 in.
Africa- Erect 18.3 cm 7.2 in Flaccid 16.3 cm 6.4 in.
China- Erect 9.6 cm 3.7 in Flaccid 6.1 cm 2.4 in.
Indonesia- Erect 16.3 cm 6.4 in Flaccid 10 cm 3.9 in.
Australia- Erect 15.5 cm 6.1 in Flaccid 9.6 cm 3.8 in.

Top 5 for largest (erect)
Africa at 7.2 inches
Uk 7.2 inches
Indonesia 6.4 inches
France 6.2 Inches
Australia 6.1 inches.

Again, when people talk about penis size, they always go to length. What do you really gain after a certain length? Are there really that many women that can orgasm from 7in but not 6? Add that inch to circumference, on the other hand, and you change the experience much more.


There's vid on how to manually give a woman an orgasm in under two minutes (seen it, it appears real).   So apparently it's not length or girth, but technique.
 
2013-03-03 05:07:48 AM  

wambu: My girlfriend just caught me blow-drying my penis and asked what was I doing. Apparently, "heating your dinner" was not the right answer.


PFFFFFFT snort CACKLE

If post argument trauma leaves you single Ill buy you a beer and hire the hooker for that one.
 
2013-03-03 05:26:55 AM  

GranoblasticMan: GranoblasticMan: tinfoil-hat maggie: GranoblasticMan: tinfoil-hat maggie: ultraholland: tinfoil-hat maggie: Those are about 100 to 150 yards from the house in my front yard.

ahhh, trees...

Lot's of those here...
Oh and the trees with bogs.
[farm7.staticflickr.com image 640x480]

=D See, that's the kind of "forest" -I'm- used to. =P

The kind with the water moccasins, huh?

Hell yeah! That's what makes it fun ;)

... And of course, any puddle deeper than a foot here in FL has at least one resident gator. Love it!


You know, this brought up a childhood flashback. I grew up in Sarasota and there was a lake behind my house and I used to farking swim in the motherfarker.

Lucky I didn't catch polio, or malaria, or a parasite, or diphtheria or amoebas or get eaten by a gator, or snapping turtle, of which there were lots. Or leeches, good god I wish I had seen "Stand By Me" before I ever saw that lake.
 
2013-03-03 05:35:02 AM  

Slartibartfaster: wambu: My girlfriend just caught me blow-drying my penis and asked what was I doing. Apparently, "heating your dinner" was not the right answer.

PFFFFFFT snort CACKLE

If post argument trauma leaves you single Ill buy you a beer and hire the hooker for that one.


Why doesn't anyone deals like that I mean sure I've got plenty of people now around the country that wanna buy me a beer but no one has offered a hooker : (
 
2013-03-03 05:40:30 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: Slartibartfaster: wambu: My girlfriend just caught me blow-drying my penis and asked what was I doing. Apparently, "heating your dinner" was not the right answer.

PFFFFFFT snort CACKLE

If post argument trauma leaves you single Ill buy you a beer and hire the hooker for that one.

Why doesn't anyone deals like that I mean sure I've got plenty of people now around the country that wanna buy me a beer but no one has offered a hooker : (


Can I watch?
 
2013-03-03 05:43:19 AM  

100 Watt Walrus: tinfoil-hat maggie: Slartibartfaster: wambu: My girlfriend just caught me blow-drying my penis and asked what was I doing. Apparently, "heating your dinner" was not the right answer.

PFFFFFFT snort CACKLE

If post argument trauma leaves you single Ill buy you a beer and hire the hooker for that one.

Why doesn't anyone deals like that I mean sure I've got plenty of people now around the country that wanna buy me a beer but no one has offered a hooker : (

Can I watch?


Um I'm gonna say no, but it's really only because I wouldn't get with a hooker, I just wanted the offer : (
 
2013-03-03 06:18:40 AM  
I have a small penis too!
I put it on my key-chain.
Why have a rabbits foot  like everybody else?
My key-fob is probably real phookin lucky!
 
2013-03-03 06:29:15 AM  
size queen
 
2013-03-03 06:37:00 AM  

neongoats: GranoblasticMan: GranoblasticMan: tinfoil-hat maggie: GranoblasticMan: tinfoil-hat maggie: ultraholland: tinfoil-hat maggie: Those are about 100 to 150 yards from the house in my front yard.

ahhh, trees...

Lot's of those here...
Oh and the trees with bogs.
[farm7.staticflickr.com image 640x480]

=D See, that's the kind of "forest" -I'm- used to. =P

The kind with the water moccasins, huh?

Hell yeah! That's what makes it fun ;)

... And of course, any puddle deeper than a foot here in FL has at least one resident gator. Love it!

You know, this brought up a childhood flashback. I grew up in Sarasota and there was a lake behind my house and I used to farking swim in the motherfarker.

Lucky I didn't catch polio, or malaria, or a parasite, or diphtheria or amoebas or get eaten by a gator, or snapping turtle, of which there were lots. Or leeches, good god I wish I had seen "Stand By Me" before I ever saw that lake.


I grew up in East Naples. Not only did i swim in the nearby "lake" (a hole they dug for backfill and let accumulate water) and canals they regularly pulled gators from, every time there was a good flood i would go swimming in the street. How i didn't die of malaria, cholera, hepatitis or any other disease from swimming in that filth is anybody's guess.
 
2013-03-03 06:43:04 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: 100 Watt Walrus: tinfoil-hat maggie: Slartibartfaster: wambu: My girlfriend just caught me blow-drying my penis and asked what was I doing. Apparently, "heating your dinner" was not the right answer.

PFFFFFFT snort CACKLE

If post argument trauma leaves you single Ill buy you a beer and hire the hooker for that one.

Why doesn't anyone deals like that I mean sure I've got plenty of people now around the country that wanna buy me a beer but no one has offered a hooker : (

Can I watch?

Um I'm gonna say no, but it's really only because I wouldn't get with a hooker, I just wanted the offer : (


Ok, then. I hereby extend an offer of a beer and prostitute any time you feel like turning it down.
 
2013-03-03 06:52:28 AM  
All I can say about this story is summarized in this one word:

Wow!

Maybe she was just worried that her whole life adventure of setting up a incest based relationship since before his birth for some good clean sex--devoid of feelings like a permanent brain-washed sex-buddy--just wasn't going to work out all that well anymore.  Especially when he only may've been as big as her 8" dildo WITHOUT the vibration (key point really; it'll come up in the trial...) and that certainly will just not cut it!  That or penis envy.

/window seat please; I like to watch the flames lapping at the plane and the scenery...
 
2013-03-03 07:43:26 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: Why doesn't anyone deals like that I mean sure I've got plenty of people now around the country that wanna buy me a beer but no one has offered a hooker : (


Standing deal to tinfoil hat maggie (always a favourite)
 
2013-03-03 07:46:48 AM  

kceaton: All I can say about this story is summarized in this one word:

Wow!

Maybe she was just worried that her whole life adventure of setting up a incest based relationship since before his birth for some good clean sex--devoid of feelings like a permanent brain-washed sex-buddy--just wasn't going to work out all that well anymore.  Especially when he only may've been as big as her 8" dildo WITHOUT the vibration (key point really; it'll come up in the trial...) and that certainly will just not cut it!  That or penis envy.

/window seat please; I like to watch the flames lapping at the plane and the scenery...


maybe she was referring to girth
 
2013-03-03 07:59:18 AM  

lantawa: Women, believe it, calculate what they can "take," and where they can take it. Some women. believe it, love a medium-medium-small-small cock in their ani.  Pleasure dome shiat, fer shure.

Disregard, uh, no---fark this woman's mentally ill murder of her son. It's a statistical anomaly, far beyond three standard deviations.

Different strokes for different folks.

SEXXXAY!


After messing around with toys of various sizes I can say that this is true. I prefer average size. Big ones hurt.
 
2013-03-03 08:08:39 AM  
Size does mater.
 
2013-03-03 09:22:06 AM  

Coastalgrl: Zarquon's Flat Tire: Geeze mom, maybe he was a grower, not a shower.

Grower not a shower?

I get the idea but completely new concept and saying to me.

Additional data to back up claim?


How do you not know this? Have you just been born?
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-03-03 09:36:36 AM  

skantea: There's vid on how to manually give a woman an orgasm in under two minutes (seen it, it appears real). So apparently it's not length or girth, but technique.


Being able to breath through your ears is a convenient skill as well.
 
2013-03-03 09:41:15 AM  
Some sons of Tiger Moms probably read that with beads of sweat on their foreheads.   "Thlee inches?  Why no ten inches?  You die now!"
 
2013-03-03 09:51:00 AM  

12349876: Coastalgrl: Zarquon's Flat Tire: Geeze mom, maybe he was a grower, not a shower.

Grower not a shower?

I get the idea but completely new concept and saying to me.

Additional data to back up claim?

Here's what the Kinsey institute says.

There is a much wider range of size in men's penises when flaccid, with the average ranging from 1 to 4 inches. In general, smaller flaccid penises lengthen at erection by a greater percentage than do larger flaccid penises, with most men reaching an average size of 5 to 7 inches, so the flaccid size of a penis is not a good predictor of erect size.

http://www.kinseyinstitute.org/resources/bib-penis.html

Here's what Wikipedia says citing Journal of Urology study that's subscription only.

Neither patient age nor size of the flaccid penis accurately predicted erectile length. Stretched length most closely correlated with erect length

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_size#Length


Ah ha. Thanks.
 
2013-03-03 09:59:46 AM  

maram500: So the Indonesian police spokesman (spokeswoman, mayhaps?) is on the same level as, let's see here...

Sting, Rihanna, Fabio, Iman, Topol, Dubya, Beyonce, Rafalca (who is in fact a person, according to Ann Romney), The Donald, and everyone else who stupidly goes by one name


The concept of a "family name" is fairly new in Indonesia, and even today is used mostly for convenience in interaction with outside cultures that have different conventions for personal names.
 
2013-03-03 10:07:29 AM  

ACunningPlan: Don't know how to say f&cking bonkers in Indonesian but mother is definitely in that category, and should be aided off her mortal coil as soon as.


"Sialan gila" is as close as I can get.
 
2013-03-03 11:43:45 AM  
Jon iz teh kewl:

Africa is not a country.

It would be if they got their shiat together. C'mon Africa, you're full of deadly animals and surrounded by great white sharks. You could be bigger than continent-nation Australia!
 
2013-03-03 12:04:20 PM  
"Indonesian".

Says it all right there.
 
2013-03-03 12:11:12 PM  
He's a nine-year-old with no future because he has a small penis

So he was going to grow up to be a gun owner.  That's no reason to kill him.
 
2013-03-03 12:19:19 PM  

Benjimin_Dover: ACunningPlan: Don't know how to say f&cking bonkers in Indonesian but mother is definitely in that category, and should be aided off her mortal coil as soon as.

"Sialan gila" is as close as I can get.


Thank you:)
 
2013-03-03 12:51:21 PM  

sno man: So I guess teaching the boy manual and oral alternatives to his *ahem* shortcomings would have been a worse choice?

/Whatever/however if you can get her there you're gold.  helps if you can also cook.


I think I'd rather die than have my mother teach me oral sex techniques.
 
2013-03-03 01:34:39 PM  

skantea: There's vid on how to manually give a woman an orgasm in under two minutes (seen it, it appears real).   So apparently it's not length or girth, but technique.


YMMV.  Some women can have multiples with ease.  Some you'd be lucky to get off with maximum effort under ideal circumstances.
 
2013-03-03 01:43:34 PM  

Valiente: Size does mater.


Huge

NSFW
 
2013-03-03 02:03:02 PM  
I think we have found a solution for mass shootings and global warming.

/relax.
 
2013-03-03 02:14:55 PM  

shotglasss: DownDaRiver: shotglasss: DownDaRiver: This really shouldn't seem so odd or sick.
As it seems, we are still not very far off from when the weak, small, sickly were regularily disposed of or dispersed from society.
It kept communities healthy and strong. Better ableing them to survive, thrive and grow.
Happened for thousands of years. Who are we to throw out the lessons learned that got us to where we are today.

I don't think small weeners was one of the reasons they used back then.

I should add to my Ha
Have you ever watched a tv show where a son was born into the family and the dad was all soo very proud of himself if the baby had a healthy sized penis?
That's not something that some shmuck sitcom writer came up with
That's society

Yeah, but really....killing the child because of a small weener? Imagine if we did that with 9 year old girls with small breasts....


Women are naturally worth more than men. Men have to prove their worth. It's why when boys do poorly in primary school, they're given drugs to help them focus or disregarded as unintelligent. When girls do poorly, it's a big freaking deal and they get more attention.

Why was she circumcising the boy to begin? Why not chop off his ear?
 
2013-03-03 02:31:00 PM  

badgerb: Valiente: Size does mater.

Huge

NSFW


Heheh................................okay...here goes.....one of my ex-wives, yes "one of", called me "needle-dick" in the middle of one of our fiercer break-up arguments, so I called her "canyon c*nt.," me smiling like an idiot as we argued like children. And, yes, she was really juicy, large, and slippery.
 
2013-03-03 02:31:27 PM  

BMFPitt: skantea: There's vid on how to manually give a woman an orgasm in under two minutes (seen it, it appears real).   So apparently it's not length or girth, but technique.

YMMV.  Some women can have multiples with ease.  Some you'd be lucky to get off with maximum effort under ideal circumstances.


Well it's a rookie mistake to assume just mechanical technique is enough.  You can't just wave around stacks of cash; oral stimulation is also required.

First we'll spend $50,000 at Chanel and Louis Vuitton so you can be better dressed than all your girlfriends.
Then we'll spend the afternoon talking about our feelings and watching chick flicks and listening to Nora Jones.
 
2013-03-03 03:06:36 PM  
Half the population has no penis!
 
2013-03-03 04:16:11 PM  
1. maybe parents should be able to snuff their kids. who made them in the first place?

2. maybe she has a point. small dicked is no way to live your life.
 
2013-03-03 05:53:09 PM  

the0ther: maybe she has a point. small dicked is no way to live your life.


What if he grew up to be a ladyboy?
 
2013-03-03 06:28:05 PM  

the0ther: maybe she has a point. small dicked is no way to live your life.


I dunno, you seem to be doing fine.
 
2013-03-03 07:43:12 PM  

Harbinger of the Doomed Rat: the0ther: maybe she has a point. small dicked is no way to live your life.

I dunno, you seem to be doing fine.


I want to start a dating site that matches up people based on penis size and vagina tightness. We'll call it 'perfectfit.com'.
 
2013-03-03 08:36:38 PM  
is the water still in the bathtub? if so, bring the biatch here.
 
2013-03-03 11:49:02 PM  

Virtuoso80: Harbinger of the Doomed Rat: the0ther: maybe she has a point. small dicked is no way to live your life.

I dunno, you seem to be doing fine.

I want to start a dating site that matches up people based on penis size and vagina tightness. We'll call it 'perfectfit.com'.


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