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(Yahoo)   Woman kills her son because A) He attacked her. B) He murdered someone. C) He's a nine-year-old with no future because he has a small penis   (sg.news.yahoo.com) divider line 249
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2013-03-02 06:27:55 PM
And as it turns out, she was right.

He had no future.
 
2013-03-02 06:31:26 PM
If only more mothers were so considerate.
 
2013-03-02 06:47:46 PM
How did she know he wasn't a grower and not a shower. Jeez. Now she'll never know.
 
2013-03-02 06:48:35 PM
Geeze mom, maybe he was a grower, not a shower.
 
2013-03-02 06:59:13 PM

Nina Haagen Dazs: How did she know he wasn't a grower and not a shower. Jeez. Now she'll never know.


That'll teach me to read an article before posting.
 
2013-03-02 07:02:06 PM

Zarquon's Flat Tire: Nina Haagen Dazs: How did she know he wasn't a grower and not a shower. Jeez. Now she'll never know.

That'll teach me to read an article before posting.


You read the article? I thought the headline WAS the article. :D
 
2013-03-02 07:15:34 PM

Nina Haagen Dazs: You read the article? I thought the headline WAS the article. :D


Ah, but the article adds the possibility of this becoming a circumcision thread.
 
2013-03-02 07:22:45 PM

Zarquon's Flat Tire: Nina Haagen Dazs: You read the article? I thought the headline WAS the article. :D

Ah, but the article adds the possibility of this becoming a circumcision thread.


Ahh jeez, nobody wins in a circumcision thread. Unless the Doc took too much off the top? Then she should've thought about killing the Doc....nevermind , maybe I should read the article...
 
2013-03-02 07:28:05 PM
 
2013-03-02 07:59:09 PM

Nina Haagen Dazs: Ahh jeez, nobody wins in a circumcision thread. Unless the Doc took too much off the top? Then she should've thought about killing the Doc....nevermind , maybe I should read the article...


By my calculations reading the article and the thread up to your post takes about 44 seconds.
 
2013-03-02 08:13:42 PM
Some are showers and others are growers, lady.
 
2013-03-02 08:45:45 PM

Nina Haagen Dazs: How did she know he wasn't a grower and not a shower. Jeez. Now she'll never know.


How the hell do you think?

A) She knows what the father was packing.
B) She carefully sequenced and analyzed his genome for the past 9 years.
C) ಠ_ಠ *redacted joke*
 
2013-03-02 08:58:07 PM
Is there a 9yo that doesn't have a small pe...wait, don't answer that. Forget I even asked.
 
2013-03-02 08:58:28 PM
There would be no big penises without smallpenises
 
2013-03-02 08:59:41 PM
That's one less Hummer sale.
 
2013-03-02 08:59:46 PM
That article wasn't very long.  O.o
 
2013-03-02 09:00:50 PM
So I guess teaching the boy manual and oral alternatives to his *ahem* shortcomings would have been a worse choice?

/Whatever/however if you can get her there you're gold.  helps if you can also cook.
 
2013-03-02 09:01:08 PM
*clicks on link*

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-03-02 09:01:20 PM
...Mom?  Seriously, WTF Mom?  No really, WTF, beeyotch.  Seriously.
 
2013-03-02 09:02:16 PM
What, they don't have booze in Indonesia to compensate?
 
2013-03-02 09:03:00 PM
Wow, I wish my mom had done this. Because then I would have been given two additional lives!
 
2013-03-02 09:03:02 PM
And women say size doesn't matter.
 
2013-03-02 09:03:07 PM
Anyone say "grower not shower" yet?
 
2013-03-02 09:03:57 PM
I'm just glad I live in the U.S.where I can buy an AR-15 and loud pipes for my bike.
 
2013-03-02 09:05:13 PM
no future?

without people like her son, nobody would be buying $100,000 luxury cars
 
2013-03-02 09:06:05 PM
I can not post anything productive because this article broke my brain.

I'm just going to sit here and think about bunnies for a minute and hope I can forget I ever read this.
 
2013-03-02 09:06:15 PM
Dey eat da poo poo
 
2013-03-02 09:07:45 PM
Somebody has to say it: "Dick move, mom."
 
2013-03-02 09:08:45 PM
one less NRA member
 
2013-03-02 09:09:53 PM
He could have made a fortune in whatever Hangover movie they're making 9 years from now.
 
2013-03-02 09:10:05 PM
Biatch probably had the thermostat turned down, too.
 
2013-03-02 09:10:35 PM
So it was small in the first place, they gave him an operation to make it smaller, and somehow the successful result was shameful enough to result in an honor killing? I don't get it.
 
2013-03-02 09:11:21 PM
Maybe it was just a really big clit?
And don't start with the whole "motion on the ocean" nonsense.
Every guy knows that it isn't the length or girth of the package that really matters to a woman.
What really matters to her is consent.
 
2013-03-02 09:12:48 PM
Who knew that cutting off part of something made it smaller?
 
2013-03-02 09:14:53 PM

Apos: *clicks on link*

[24.media.tumblr.com image 248x200]


I love the "nope" gif.
 
2013-03-02 09:15:44 PM
Women, believe it, calculate what they can "take," and where they can take it. Some women. believe it, love a medium-medium-small-small cock in their ani.  Pleasure dome shiat, fer shure.

Disregard, uh, no---fark this woman's mentally ill murder of her son. It's a statistical anomaly, far beyond three standard deviations.

Different strokes for different folks.

SEXXXAY!
 
2013-03-02 09:16:33 PM
Too bad my mom wasn't so stand up when I was nine.
This small penis makes life impossible.
 
2013-03-02 09:22:11 PM
Death is too soft a punishment

/jail is not enough
//what do?
 
2013-03-02 09:22:21 PM
What's a mother doing seeing her son's penis after he's learned to use the toilet on his own anyway?
 
2013-03-02 09:25:11 PM
I like big penises.  I like small penises.  In fact, I like most all penises.  I can't imagine that women will only accept men with average to large penises.
 
2013-03-02 09:26:40 PM

lantawa: Women, believe it, calculate what they can "take," and where they can take it. Some women. believe it, love a medium-medium-small-small cock in their ani.  Pleasure dome shiat, fer shure.

Disregard, uh, no---fark this woman's mentally ill murder of her son. It's a statistical anomaly, far beyond three standard deviations.

Different strokes for different folks.

SEXXXAY!


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2013-03-02 09:27:10 PM
Kid never had a chance.  I mean, if your mother is inspecting your penis, the damn thing is going to turtle on you immediately.
 
2013-03-02 09:27:30 PM
www.cinemabeach.com
 
2013-03-02 09:27:44 PM
At least she didn't eat his eyes (that's the father's job).
 
2013-03-02 09:28:40 PM

MrHappyRotter: I like big penises.  I like small penises.  In fact, I like most all penises.  I can't imagine that women will only accept men with average to large penises.


she was using "small penis" as a metaphor for the kid's personality
basically he was a douche
 
2013-03-02 09:32:34 PM
One less gun owner to worry about.
 
2013-03-02 09:32:49 PM

sno man: So I guess teaching the boy manual and oral alternatives to his *ahem* shortcomings would have been a worse choice?

/Whatever/however if you can get her there you're gold.  helps if you can also cook.


With women from parts of the world that don't bathe daily? He is better off dead.
 
2013-03-02 09:38:47 PM

Benjimin_Dover: sno man: So I guess teaching the boy manual and oral alternatives to his *ahem* shortcomings would have been a worse choice?

/Whatever/however if you can get her there you're gold.  helps if you can also cook.

With women from parts of the world that don't bathe daily? He is better off dead.


I did offer up manual, but I get where you are coming from...
 
2013-03-02 09:40:09 PM
That's some seriously farked up shiat, so here's some pics of cute animals.
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2013-03-02 09:40:16 PM
Looks like the kid was short changed twice...
 
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