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(UFC)   Saturday Night MMA: Live from Japan, it's UFC on Fuel 8, with Wanderlei Silva vs Brian Stann and Stefan Struve vs Mark Hunt. Facebook streaming prelims start at 7:40 PM ET, main card at 10 PM ET on Fuel TV   (ufc.com ) divider line
    More: Cool, Brian Stann, Stefan Struve, Wanderlei Silva, Mark Hunt, Saitama Super Arena, UFC, Japan, Tavares  
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2013-03-02 04:50:44 PM  
To watch the prelims, "like" UFC on Facebook, then use this link:  http://www.facebook.com/UFC/app_247211121995467

So far, UFC is saying the prelims start streaming at 7:40 PM ET, but this is always subject to change.
 
2013-03-02 04:51:48 PM  
www.tapology.com
 
2013-03-02 04:52:26 PM  
Ha, I got tired of waiting so I decided to submit a thread but still got mine in 4 minutes after you.
 
2013-03-02 04:52:50 PM  
www.tapology.com
 
2013-03-02 04:54:03 PM  
www.tapology.com
 
2013-03-02 04:54:59 PM  
I like this Struve/Hunt fight. Can't wait!
 
2013-03-02 05:00:10 PM  

violentsalvation: Ha, I got tired of waiting so I decided to submit a thread but still got mine in 4 minutes after you.


I always check the "commented" posts before submitting, but the list is long and I always worry about duplicating someone else's post, especially since searching for links, start times etc takes a while and while I'm doing that, someone could have just submitted one.
 
2013-03-02 05:11:45 PM  

psychicdeath99: violentsalvation: Ha, I got tired of waiting so I decided to submit a thread but still got mine in 4 minutes after you.

I always check the "commented" posts before submitting, but the list is long and I always worry about duplicating someone else's post, especially since searching for links, start times etc takes a while and while I'm doing that, someone could have just submitted one.


I always Ctrl F UFC, Bellator or whatever a couple minutes before I submit a discussion thread but I guess I should've checked one last time.
 
2013-03-02 05:12:13 PM  
I'm in. I don't know who most of these Japanese fighters are and thus picked via nickname

www.tapology.com
 
2013-03-02 05:15:17 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: I'm in. I don't know who most of these Japanese fighters are and thus picked via nickname

[www.tapology.com image 320x364]


Picking by nickname, The Axe Murderer should never lose. Coolest nickname ever.
 
2013-03-02 05:18:15 PM  

psychicdeath99: cameroncrazy1984: I'm in. I don't know who most of these Japanese fighters are and thus picked via nickname

[www.tapology.com image 320x364]

Picking by nickname, The Axe Murderer should never lose. Coolest nickname ever.


That's a good point, but this being UFC I thought of Axe like the body spray and couldn't stop laughing.
 
2013-03-02 05:44:25 PM  
Congrats on the green light but I'll be missing this one
 
2013-03-02 05:48:59 PM  

One Bad Apple: Congrats on the green light but I'll be missing this one


Yeah, this is a great card considering it's on Fuel.  I, however, don't have Fuel and have plans tonight so I guess I'm shiat outa luck.
 
2013-03-02 06:02:24 PM  
www.tapology.com

Ima be taking a nap in a bit, in hopes that I stay awake for the main event
 
2013-03-02 06:21:26 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: psychicdeath99: cameroncrazy1984: I'm in. I don't know who most of these Japanese fighters are and thus picked via nickname

[www.tapology.com image 320x364]

Picking by nickname, The Axe Murderer should never lose. Coolest nickname ever.

That's a good point, but this being UFC I thought of Axe like the body spray and couldn't stop laughing.


Wanderlei Silva's Axe Murderer Body Spray: Smells like testosterone, sweat and aggression.
 
2013-03-02 06:25:53 PM  

psychicdeath99: cameroncrazy1984: psychicdeath99: cameroncrazy1984: I'm in. I don't know who most of these Japanese fighters are and thus picked via nickname

[www.tapology.com image 320x364]

Picking by nickname, The Axe Murderer should never lose. Coolest nickname ever.

That's a good point, but this being UFC I thought of Axe like the body spray and couldn't stop laughing.

Wanderlei Silva's Axe Murderer Body Spray: Smells like testosterone, sweat and aggression.


And stomps to the face
 
paj
2013-03-02 07:06:46 PM  
No televised prelims for Canadians, but sportsnet.ca has them online: Link
 
2013-03-02 07:08:02 PM  

One Bad Apple: psychicdeath99: cameroncrazy1984: psychicdeath99: cameroncrazy1984: I'm in. I don't know who most of these Japanese fighters are and thus picked via nickname

[www.tapology.com image 320x364]

Picking by nickname, The Axe Murderer should never lose. Coolest nickname ever.

That's a good point, but this being UFC I thought of Axe like the body spray and couldn't stop laughing.

Wanderlei Silva's Axe Murderer Body Spray: Smells like testosterone, sweat and aggression.

And stomps to the face


Nasty side effect of frequent unconsciousness is the only drawback.
 
2013-03-02 07:14:28 PM  
1) Everybody post your Tapology predictions (let's see fWc steal THIS)
2) Complain the headline left out start times for the prelims
3) Counter complain about the 250 character limit for headlines
4) RING GIRLS
6) I can't belive the UFC cut ____ and kept this guy
7) Old MMA vs new MMA snobbery
8) I could totally beat both these guys
9) BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
10) ARMS FOR THE ARMOIRE
11) My predictions all suck
12) My predictions are dead on
13) It's only ghey if you make eye contact.jpeg
14) RING GIRLS
15) Does anyone have a link to the post fight presser
16) Who the fark does the IT work for that org ?
17) Thai steel Cup endorsement
18) Slow mo replay of nutshot from 4 different camera angles
19) OMAPLATA!
20) KIMMIE !
22) HOLY SHIAT!
23) SOMEONE MAKE A .gif OF THAT
24) The biggest fight of _____'s career
25) What the fark kind of walkout music is THAT ?
26)The prelim fights were all better than the main card
27)The presser was more exciting than the main card
28) That fight in the stands was more exiting than the main card
29) Dana drops the F-bomb. Drink. (fFc is not responsible for acute cirrhosis)
30) SPINNING BACKFIST
31) SPINNING BACKFAIL
32) What the fark fight are the judges watching ?
33) Ceceil Peoples is the devil
34) That fight was stopped too soon
35) That fight should have been stopped sooner
36) EYE SCREAM
37) Hork inducing replays of torture pr0n-esque attempted eye removal
38) Poorly thought out and executed trolling attempt of Fark's very knowledgeable MMA crowd.
 
2013-03-02 07:21:00 PM  
Just got back home with a Baconator.
 
2013-03-02 07:25:19 PM  

One Bad Apple: 1) Everybody post your Tapology predictions (let's see fWc steal THIS)
2) Complain the headline left out start times for the prelims
3) Counter complain about the 250 character limit for headlines
4) RING GIRLS
6) I can't belive the UFC cut ____ and kept this guy
7) Old MMA vs new MMA snobbery
8) I could totally beat both these guys
9) BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
10) ARMS FOR THE ARMOIRE
11) My predictions all suck
12) My predictions are dead on
13) It's only ghey if you make eye contact.jpeg
14) RING GIRLS
15) Does anyone have a link to the post fight presser
16) Who the fark does the IT work for that org ?
17) Thai steel Cup endorsement
18) Slow mo replay of nutshot from 4 different camera angles
19) OMAPLATA!
20) KIMMIE !
22) HOLY SHIAT!
23) SOMEONE MAKE A .gif OF THAT
24) The biggest fight of _____'s career
25) What the fark kind of walkout music is THAT ?
26)The prelim fights were all better than the main card
27)The presser was more exciting than the main card
28) That fight in the stands was more exiting than the main card
29) Dana drops the F-bomb. Drink. (fFc is not responsible for acute cirrhosis)
30) SPINNING BACKFIST
31) SPINNING BACKFAIL
32) What the fark fight are the judges watching ?
33) Ceceil Peoples is the devil
34) That fight was stopped too soon
35) That fight should have been stopped sooner
36) EYE SCREAM
37) Hork inducing replays of torture pr0n-esque attempted eye removal
38) Poorly thought out and executed trolling attempt of Fark's very knowledgeable MMA crowd.


39) Boob Kick!
 
2013-03-02 07:27:04 PM  

GungFu:


39) Boob Kick!


Won't see that tonight but I'll keep it for Invicta
 
2013-03-02 07:33:40 PM  

One Bad Apple: GungFu:


39) Boob Kick!

Won't see that tonight but I'll keep it for Invicta


Well, Mark Hunt sorta has boobs. But what's the brother gonna do? He's Samoan.

/Pulp Fiction paraphrase
 
2013-03-02 07:33:57 PM  

Woo Hoo! Thread is live! I have Miami/Duke on the TV, music cranked, and going to watch this on the computer. Why yes, my SO is gone to Butte for a funeral and I have the house to myself, why do you ask?


UFC Fantasy picks in Tapology. I took an ass kicking last week on the prelims, dropping to the 800's from the 100's. Still winning in the yearly pool with my budding though ;-)



www.tapology.com
Take it, biatches! That Tapology card is GOLD! Gold Jerry, GOLD!!!
 
2013-03-02 07:36:20 PM  
Oh, and how did Lavar Johnson not get a pink slip? Does the UFC need someone to get KO'd?!?!
 
2013-03-02 07:36:40 PM  
Got pizza hut and cream soda tonight.  At my girlfriend's and the only booze she has is Hypnotiq, that fruity blue stuff.

Gonna be some awesome fights tonight.
 
2013-03-02 07:38:54 PM  

Klippoklondike: Got pizza hut and cream soda tonight.  At my girlfriend's and the only booze she has is Hypnotiq, that fruity blue stuff.

Gonna be some awesome fights tonight.


I have seriously high hopes. UFC on Fuel is turning into the modern day WEC.
 
2013-03-02 07:39:11 PM  
www.tapology.com
 
2013-03-02 07:41:45 PM  

mediablitz: Klippoklondike: Got pizza hut and cream soda tonight.  At my girlfriend's and the only booze she has is Hypnotiq, that fruity blue stuff.

Gonna be some awesome fights tonight.

I have seriously high hopes. UFC on Fuel is turning into the modern day WEC.


I don't think the WEC was ever not modern seeing as it lasted until a couple years ago.
 
2013-03-02 07:42:08 PM  
Facebook stream is live!
 
2013-03-02 07:43:16 PM  
www.tapology.com
 
2013-03-02 07:44:01 PM  
Prelims started on time!
 
2013-03-02 07:44:07 PM  
It's OOONNNN!!!!!
 
2013-03-02 07:45:31 PM  

CreativeFarkHandle: mediablitz: Klippoklondike: Got pizza hut and cream soda tonight.  At my girlfriend's and the only booze she has is Hypnotiq, that fruity blue stuff.

Gonna be some awesome fights tonight.

I have seriously high hopes. UFC on Fuel is turning into the modern day WEC.

I don't think the WEC was ever not modern seeing as it lasted until a couple years ago.


Seriously? Wordsmithing in a UFC thread?

I challenge you, sir! To a duel? Rolling at 7:00 a.m.
 
2013-03-02 07:48:11 PM  
I am here!

Where's Kimmie???
 
2013-03-02 07:49:38 PM  
Korean guy shook his head at the leg kick, heh.
 
2013-03-02 07:50:44 PM  
All those good seats are farking empty!
 
2013-03-02 07:51:34 PM  
Gooooooooood Evening, Everybody!
A fine night of streaming fights and opiates  -- Woohoo!
 
2013-03-02 07:54:06 PM  
The 7 people in the audience are strangely quiet, even for Japan...
 
2013-03-02 07:54:35 PM  
The late takedown made it close, but 10-9 Lim.
 
2013-03-02 07:55:21 PM  
I wanna see what that translator looks like.
 
2013-03-02 07:55:43 PM  

Farkin' Uke: Gooooooooood Evening, Everybody!
A fine night of streaming fights and opiates  -- Woohoo!


Opiates are SO 2008. Tinctures and oils dude. TINCTURES AND OILS. All the relief, none of the addiction...

/Thank you, Montana and Oregon...
 
2013-03-02 07:56:02 PM  

Farkin' Uke: and opiates


popcultureplaypen.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-03-02 07:56:12 PM  

Bane of Broone: I wanna see what that translator looks like.


I wonder if it's the hot girl with the fuzzy pen.
 
2013-03-02 07:59:12 PM  
Wow.  Just when I thought Marcello was gaining momentum, BOOM.
 
2013-03-02 07:59:29 PM  
oh snap!
 
2013-03-02 07:59:34 PM  
HOLY SHIAT!
 
2013-03-02 07:59:36 PM  
WHOAAAAAAAAAAAA!
 
2013-03-02 07:59:45 PM  
CLANG!!
 
2013-03-02 07:59:46 PM  
Big knee!
 
2013-03-02 08:00:55 PM  
Nice way to start the card
 
2013-03-02 08:00:58 PM  
Not really impressed by either guy, but fun little fight.
 
2013-03-02 08:01:18 PM  

psychicdeath99: Facebook stream is live!


But I can't record it. :(
 
2013-03-02 08:01:29 PM  
GREAT KNEE!!!

www.tapology.com
 
2013-03-02 08:01:46 PM  
English to Korean to Japanese to English...woah.
 
2013-03-02 08:03:07 PM  

Testiclaw: English to Korean to Japanese to English...woah.


The Japanese translator was looking at Anik, like "Dude, I'm japanese we all don't look alike." lol
 
2013-03-02 08:03:58 PM  

Testiclaw: English to Korean to Japanese to English...woah.


He really said "Death to Kim Jung Un!"
 
2013-03-02 08:04:57 PM  
I usually don't like shtick, but Bruce Leroy is fun to watch
 
2013-03-02 08:05:26 PM  
Does the UFC curse for the Japanese fighters apply in Japan?
 
2013-03-02 08:05:35 PM  
Just got home and starting dinner. Should be back for the main event.

Here's the picks.

www.tapology.com
 
2013-03-02 08:06:11 PM  

Klippoklondike: I usually don't like shtick, but Bruce Leroy is fun to watch


Same here. He comes across as a d-bag, but he's exciting in the cage.
 
2013-03-02 08:06:50 PM  
Twisted Sister walkout?
 
2013-03-02 08:08:18 PM  
Come ON BRUCE LEEROY!!
 
2013-03-02 08:09:41 PM  
LEEEROYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
 
2013-03-02 08:10:33 PM  
Japanese ring girls?

HELL YEAH!
 
2013-03-02 08:11:10 PM  
Directa your feetsa to daddy greens pizza!
 
2013-03-02 08:13:19 PM  

psychicdeath99: Klippoklondike: I usually don't like shtick, but Bruce Leroy is fun to watch

Same here. He comes across as a d-bag, but he's exciting in the cage.


Yep.  Guy is skilled and athletic, but I can't stand him.
 
2013-03-02 08:15:18 PM  
Caceres should grow a mustache to go with the fro
 
2013-03-02 08:15:30 PM  
10-9 Kang.
 
2013-03-02 08:15:34 PM  
10-9 Kang
 
2013-03-02 08:16:09 PM  
10-9 Kodos
 
2013-03-02 08:16:15 PM  

psychicdeath99: 10-9 Kang.


CreativeFarkHandle: 10-9 Kang


These.
 
2013-03-02 08:16:22 PM  
Why aren't the Japanese fighters all covered in tats?
 
2013-03-02 08:18:08 PM  

libranoelrose: Why aren't the Japanese fighters all covered in tats?


Because they aren't trendy fark-sticks?

/says guy with tattoo he got in Japan...
 
2013-03-02 08:19:12 PM  
Fun ground match!
 
2013-03-02 08:20:14 PM  

mediablitz: libranoelrose: Why aren't the Japanese fighters all covered in tats?

Because they aren't trendy fark-sticks?

/says guy with tattoo he got in Japan...


I think it's less prevalent now, but in Japan tattoos have been associated with the Yakusa.
 
2013-03-02 08:20:28 PM  
Did that heel kick hit his face???
 
2013-03-02 08:21:15 PM  
20-18 Kang?  That was a close round.
 
2013-03-02 08:21:20 PM  

psychicdeath99: mediablitz: libranoelrose: Why aren't the Japanese fighters all covered in tats?

Because they aren't trendy fark-sticks?

/says guy with tattoo he got in Japan...

I think it's less prevalent now, but in Japan tattoos have been associated with the Yakusa.


Yep.  A lot of public bath houses won't allow anyone who has a tattoo.
 
2013-03-02 08:21:52 PM  
10-9 Kang. 20-18.
 
2013-03-02 08:21:55 PM  
Gee, if only the facebook feed was working for me.

WTF?
 
2013-03-02 08:22:18 PM  
I have it tied now. Tough call that last round.
 
2013-03-02 08:24:55 PM  
Bruce Leroy needs to pour it on for the finish to be safe.
 
2013-03-02 08:25:03 PM  
I like this Kong guy, I hope we see him in the ufc again, even if he loses.
 
2013-03-02 08:25:04 PM  
Bad knee....
 
2013-03-02 08:25:15 PM  
WTF?  A second strike to the head of a grounded opponent?

I swear the heel kick hit the face.
 
2013-03-02 08:25:20 PM  

Your Average Witty Fark User: Gee, if only the facebook feed was working for me.

WTF?


Did you Like the page?
 
2013-03-02 08:27:12 PM  

psychicdeath99: mediablitz: libranoelrose: Why aren't the Japanese fighters all covered in tats?

Because they aren't trendy fark-sticks?

/says guy with tattoo he got in Japan...

I think it's less prevalent now, but in Japan tattoos have been associated with the Yakusa.


¥eah.  Recently, they're starting to shed the reputation a bit, but the association is still definitely there.
 
2013-03-02 08:27:31 PM  

libranoelrose: Your Average Witty Fark User: Gee, if only the facebook feed was working for me.

WTF?

Did you Like the page?


That might be it. You have to click like on the main UFC facebook page to get the feed.
 
2013-03-02 08:27:41 PM  

libranoelrose: Your Average Witty Fark User: Gee, if only the facebook feed was working for me.

WTF?

Did you Like the page?


Years ago, yes. I just get a black box and it says accessing ufc.tv, and nothing loads.
 
2013-03-02 08:28:02 PM  
That should be enough for Leroy.
 
2013-03-02 08:28:08 PM  
29-28 Kang?  Could go either way.
 
2013-03-02 08:28:19 PM  
straight up DREAM/PRIDE fight, without the 10 minute round.
 
2013-03-02 08:28:30 PM  
29-28 Leroy
 
2013-03-02 08:29:12 PM  
10-9 Caceres. 29-28 Kang.

/Cecil Peoples scores it 78-46, Godzilla over Gamera
 
2013-03-02 08:29:20 PM  
Excellent Bantam fight. Man those light guys are squirrelly. Tough loss for Kang but he'll be back.
 
2013-03-02 08:29:29 PM  
wtf?
 
2013-03-02 08:29:40 PM  
Booooooooooo
 
2013-03-02 08:29:41 PM  

psychicdeath99: mediablitz: libranoelrose: Why aren't the Japanese fighters all covered in tats?

Because they aren't trendy fark-sticks?

/says guy with tattoo he got in Japan...

I think it's less prevalent now, but in Japan tattoos have been associated with the Yakusa.


pretty sure it was when I was there. My smoking jacket says... YES...

/1983,1984, 1986...
 
2013-03-02 08:30:18 PM  
Oh well, I thought kang had it 29-28.   i still got the pick right though
 
2013-03-02 08:30:31 PM  
I'll take that split decision. Round two was close. Plus it helps my picks.
 
2013-03-02 08:32:03 PM  

Your Average Witty Fark User: libranoelrose: Your Average Witty Fark User: Gee, if only the facebook feed was working for me.

WTF?

Did you Like the page?

Years ago, yes. I just get a black box and it says accessing ufc.tv, and nothing loads.


Fark it, it's also on YouTube via UFC's mobile site, so I'm watching prelims on my phone.
 
2013-03-02 08:32:59 PM  
I'm officially setting the over/under for "warrior culture/mentality" mentions at 8 for the main card.  6 for bushido.
 
2013-03-02 08:33:17 PM  
www.tapology.com

Little late to the party...
 
2013-03-02 08:35:48 PM  
Btw, this is first time following a card on Fark. Enjoying it so far. Cheers!
 
2013-03-02 08:38:06 PM  

Bane of Broone: Btw, this is first time following a card on Fark. Enjoying it so far. Cheers!


We try to have threads for all UFC and Bellator events, plus whatever else is televised /steamed that we can get greenlit.
 
2013-03-02 08:38:56 PM  
DAMN! Great start!
 
2013-03-02 08:39:00 PM  
That escalated quickly
 
2013-03-02 08:39:04 PM  
Marcello trying to take his head off!
 
2013-03-02 08:39:18 PM  
WE HAVE A WAR!
 
2013-03-02 08:40:14 PM  
Ooopsie!
 
2013-03-02 08:40:29 PM  
damn, nice gnp
 
2013-03-02 08:42:23 PM  
BJJ expert, y u no be good from back?
 
2013-03-02 08:43:14 PM  
Close round. I'll go 10-9 Marcello.
 
2013-03-02 08:43:17 PM  
WTF!

THAT WAS A KICK TO THE HEAD WHEN HE WAS ON HIS KNEES.

This ref is farking retarded.
 
2013-03-02 08:43:20 PM  
10-9 Dome
 
2013-03-02 08:43:53 PM  
Sorry for the radio silence got the laptop playing the prelims on the smokeshops big screen. Farking from the phone
 
2013-03-02 08:43:57 PM  
Japanese translation: Holy shiat that looked like it hurt, like, a lot.
 
2013-03-02 08:44:51 PM  
Glad leeroy won
 
2013-03-02 08:45:29 PM  

Bane of Broone: Btw, this is first time following a card on Fark. Enjoying it so far. Cheers!


Cheers!

/n00b
/got that out of the way
 
2013-03-02 08:46:20 PM  

libranoelrose: Bane of Broone: Btw, this is first time following a card on Fark. Enjoying it so far. Cheers!

Cheers!

/n00b
/got that out of the way


Cherry status: popped
 
2013-03-02 08:47:43 PM  
This is ugly. UFC has to figure out how they are going to deal with guys who get top position. It's they are big NFL question...
 
2013-03-02 08:47:48 PM  
Stupid ref. Let'em work
 
2013-03-02 08:49:10 PM  
10-9 Tokudome. 19-19.
 
2013-03-02 08:49:17 PM  
Good end to that round.
 
2013-03-02 08:49:55 PM  
20-18 Dome

Also, 

studs up: Stupid ref. Let'em work


THIS! Appreciating the ground game is what got me to fall in love with this sport.
 
2013-03-02 08:50:03 PM  
Broken nose?
 
2013-03-02 08:51:51 PM  
That dug a hole for Marcello. He might need a finish now.
 
2013-03-02 08:52:07 PM  

Bane of Broone: Btw, this is first time following a card on Fark. Enjoying it so far. Cheers!


These threads are probably the nicest place on the internet to have an MMA discussion. It's a lot more fun without the belligerent shiat talking you see on other sites. Welcome aboard!
 
2013-03-02 08:54:32 PM  

violentsalvation: Bane of Broone: Btw, this is first time following a card on Fark. Enjoying it so far. Cheers!

These threads are probably the nicest place on the internet to have an MMA discussion. It's a lot more fun without the belligerent shiat talking you see on other sites. Welcome aboard!


I will farkin violate you for that nice guy bullshiat!
/am I in the right place?
 
2013-03-02 08:55:05 PM  
30-27 Tokudome
 
2013-03-02 08:55:37 PM  
30-27 Dome...maybe 29-28, but he's got this one in the bag.
 
2013-03-02 08:55:39 PM  
29-28 Tokudome
 
2013-03-02 08:55:54 PM  
10-9 Tokudome. 29-28 Tokudome.

/Cecil Peoples scores it 89-56, Yamamoto over Pearl Harbor.
 
2013-03-02 08:56:43 PM  
30-27 TokyoDome
 
2013-03-02 08:56:56 PM  
Good fight, even though i got it wrong
 
2013-03-02 08:56:59 PM  
Damn, it's rare i'm on point with decisions. I may have jinxed myself by sating that though.
 
2013-03-02 08:58:41 PM  
Meisha Tate cornering for Carraway.
 
2013-03-02 08:59:11 PM  
I'm watching Saitama. It's not 3 in the morning. Its not somewhere in the early 2000's. What the fark is going on?!@??
 
2013-03-02 08:59:24 PM  

studs up: violentsalvation: Bane of Broone: Btw, this is first time following a card on Fark. Enjoying it so far. Cheers!

These threads are probably the nicest place on the internet to have an MMA discussion. It's a lot more fun without the belligerent shiat talking you see on other sites. Welcome aboard!

I will farkin violate you for that nice guy bullshiat!
/am I in the right place?


At least buy me a beer first...jeeze.
 
2013-03-02 08:59:25 PM  
Is FB gonna keep the feed?
 
2013-03-02 09:00:10 PM  
He's banging Miesha Tate?

Jeezus, that's got to be scary fun and scary scary.
 
2013-03-02 09:00:33 PM  
Mischa...
 
2013-03-02 09:01:04 PM  

Bane of Broone: Is FB gonna keep the feed?


When it goes live on Fuel, the facebook feed ends.

/but there are, ummm, alternative methods for those without Fuel TV...
 
2013-03-02 09:01:42 PM  

libranoelrose: Mischa...


I remember when she was getting armbarred by Rousey and you could see some great shots of her butt
 
2013-03-02 09:01:51 PM  

Bane of Broone: Is FB gonna keep the feed?


For this fight and the one after it and then it switches to Fuel.
 
2013-03-02 09:01:58 PM  
He said semen...
 
2013-03-02 09:02:19 PM  

violentsalvation: studs up: violentsalvation: Bane of Broone: Btw, this is first time following a card on Fark. Enjoying it so far. Cheers!

These threads are probably the nicest place on the internet to have an MMA discussion. It's a lot more fun without the belligerent shiat talking you see on other sites. Welcome aboard!

I will farkin violate you for that nice guy bullshiat!
/am I in the right place?

At least buy me a beer first...jeeze.


fark that dude?

/hates mma sites
 
2013-03-02 09:02:38 PM  

Klippoklondike: libranoelrose: Mischa...

I remember when she was getting armbarred by Rousey and you could see some great shots of her butt


And then her arm got ripped off.
 
2013-03-02 09:02:50 PM  
Is Haleo like Alienware in Japan?
 
2013-03-02 09:03:04 PM  

psychicdeath99: Bane of Broone: Is FB gonna keep the feed?

When it goes live on Fuel, the facebook feed ends.

/but there are, ummm, alternative methods for those without Fuel TV...


Ya, I'm hoping to find a stream for later.
 
2013-03-02 09:03:39 PM  

Klippoklondike: libranoelrose: Mischa...

I remember when she was getting armbarred by Rousey and you could see some great shots of her butt


My VERY feminist SO was NOT surprised that the mma crowd went "nipple-slip" crazy.

Step it up, farkers...
 
2013-03-02 09:04:25 PM  
Looked up Graphic Film Company.....I found the name....misleading
 
2013-03-02 09:04:31 PM  

Bane of Broone: psychicdeath99: Bane of Broone: Is FB gonna keep the feed?

When it goes live on Fuel, the facebook feed ends.

/but there are, ummm, alternative methods for those without Fuel TV...

Ya, I'm hoping to find a stream for later.


only retards can't find a stream.
 
2013-03-02 09:04:39 PM  

Bane of Broone: psychicdeath99: Bane of Broone: Is FB gonna keep the feed?

When it goes live on Fuel, the facebook feed ends.

/but there are, ummm, alternative methods for those without Fuel TV...

Ya, I'm hoping to find a stream for later.


First Row and VIPbox seem popular
 
2013-03-02 09:05:49 PM  

mediablitz: Bane of Broone: psychicdeath99: Bane of Broone: Is FB gonna keep the feed?

When it goes live on Fuel, the facebook feed ends.

/but there are, ummm, alternative methods for those without Fuel TV...

Ya, I'm hoping to find a stream for later.

only retards can't find a stream.


Lol, that didn't take long.
 
2013-03-02 09:06:25 PM  

mediablitz: Bane of Broone: psychicdeath99: Bane of Broone: Is FB gonna keep the feed?

When it goes live on Fuel, the facebook feed ends.

/but there are, ummm, alternative methods for those without Fuel TV...

Ya, I'm hoping to find a stream for later.

only retards can't find a stream.


There's a difference between "can't find a stream" and "looking for a reliable stream that isn't full of shiat".

Ass.
 
2013-03-02 09:06:33 PM  

mediablitz: Farkin' Uke: Gooooooooood Evening, Everybody!
A fine night of streaming fights and opiates  -- Woohoo!

Opiates are SO 2008. Tinctures and oils dude. TINCTURES AND OILS. All the relief, none of the addiction...

/Thank you, Montana and Oregon...


Got some links for me?
 
2013-03-02 09:06:57 PM  
The fark happened to the prelim feed?1
 
2013-03-02 09:07:23 PM  

CreativeFarkHandle: The fark happened to the prelim feed?1


So it's not just me...
 
2013-03-02 09:08:13 PM  
Hahaha!  Having Chael and Bisping together is hilarious.  Sonnen is just looking at him like, "....biatch"
 
2013-03-02 09:08:51 PM  

Your Average Witty Fark User: CreativeFarkHandle: The fark happened to the prelim feed?1

So it's not just me...


Still rock solid for me
 
2013-03-02 09:08:58 PM  
10-9 Caraway
 
2013-03-02 09:09:27 PM  
Close round. 10-9 Mizugake
 
2013-03-02 09:10:01 PM  
These guys are barely even sweating.

FIGHT!
 
2013-03-02 09:10:01 PM  

Your Average Witty Fark User: CreativeFarkHandle: The fark happened to the prelim feed?1

So it's not just me...


I had issues at the start of the Caceres feed. Switched from best available to 3000kb/s and it shored right up.
 
2013-03-02 09:10:52 PM  

Bane of Broone: Your Average Witty Fark User: CreativeFarkHandle: The fark happened to the prelim feed?1

So it's not just me...

I had issues at the start of the Caceres feed. Switched from best available to 3000kb/s and it shored right up.


It disappeared for about two minutes and a graphic popped up that said the feed would start soon. We're back now.
 
2013-03-02 09:12:34 PM  
Shut up cornerman.
 
2013-03-02 09:14:19 PM  
Plenty of time
 
2013-03-02 09:15:22 PM  
19-19
 
2013-03-02 09:15:42 PM  
So much for "the Japanese can't handle the time change"...

guess who doesn't GAF now that it is full on professional.
 
2013-03-02 09:15:46 PM  
10-9 Carraway. 19-19
 
2013-03-02 09:15:57 PM  
"You can coast this round." STFU!
 
2013-03-02 09:16:32 PM  

Your Average Witty Fark User: mediablitz: Bane of Broone: psychicdeath99: Bane of Broone: Is FB gonna keep the feed?

When it goes live on Fuel, the facebook feed ends.

/but there are, ummm, alternative methods for those without Fuel TV...

Ya, I'm hoping to find a stream for later.

only retards can't find a stream.

There's a difference between "can't find a stream" and "looking for a reliable stream that isn't full of shiat".

Ass.


I'm not your mom. deal with it.
 
2013-03-02 09:16:53 PM  

violentsalvation: Shut up cornerman.


Yeah that was bad advice..."you're up 2....coast"
 
2013-03-02 09:17:15 PM  
Tell em Kenny!
 
2013-03-02 09:17:32 PM  

Bane of Broone: "You can coast this round." STFU!


I farking hate that mindset.

Go out there and finish it!
 
2013-03-02 09:21:30 PM  
Caraway takes the decision.
 
2013-03-02 09:22:07 PM  
DAT ASS
 
2013-03-02 09:22:08 PM  
Great last round. I'm gonna go with 29-28 Miz.
 
2013-03-02 09:22:37 PM  
10-9 Mizugake. 29-28 Mizugake.

/Cecil Peoples has it 12-π, Pokemon over Akira
 
2013-03-02 09:22:50 PM  

studs up: violentsalvation: Shut up cornerman.

Yeah that was bad advice..."you're up 2....coast"


It almost got his fighter KTFO.  Terrible advice.
 
2013-03-02 09:23:05 PM  
Nice towel scarf.
 
2013-03-02 09:23:37 PM  
fark yeah
 
2013-03-02 09:23:40 PM  
whoa
 
2013-03-02 09:23:55 PM  

mediablitz: Your Average Witty Fark User: mediablitz: Bane of Broone: psychicdeath99: Bane of Broone: Is FB gonna keep the feed?

When it goes live on Fuel, the facebook feed ends.

/but there are, ummm, alternative methods for those without Fuel TV...

Ya, I'm hoping to find a stream for later.

only retards can't find a stream.

There's a difference between "can't find a stream" and "looking for a reliable stream that isn't full of shiat".

Ass.

I'm not your mom. deal with it.


Nobody was asking you to begin with- so stop being the mother no one wants.
 
2013-03-02 09:24:08 PM  
I think 2 of the judges got that one right.
 
2013-03-02 09:24:15 PM  
Holy shiat. I gotta say I've never seen someone cry quite like that in the octagon before.
 
2013-03-02 09:24:17 PM  
At least the decision fights have been exciting.
 
2013-03-02 09:24:21 PM  
Awwwwwwww!!!
 
2013-03-02 09:25:20 PM  
Tears of Bushido.
 
2013-03-02 09:26:25 PM  

violentsalvation: Tears of Bushido.


Is that a thing?
 
2013-03-02 09:26:32 PM  
Two weeks til UFC 158. Wooooooohooooo!
 
2013-03-02 09:26:45 PM  
www.tapology.com
 
2013-03-02 09:27:36 PM  

libranoelrose: violentsalvation: Tears of Bushido.

Is that a thing?


Probably not, I just made it up.
 
2013-03-02 09:28:39 PM  

violentsalvation: libranoelrose: violentsalvation: Tears of Bushido.

Is that a thing?

Probably not, I just made it up.


Fun fact: Samurai tears consist of Sake.
 
2013-03-02 09:30:58 PM  
Somehow I don't associate reggae with beating the crap out of someone in a cage. Seems a bit laid back for walkout music.
 
2013-03-02 09:32:46 PM  
Nice caboose on that ring girl.
 
2013-03-02 09:33:18 PM  
Is that Fitch in his corner?
 
2013-03-02 09:33:32 PM  
Good Lord these ring girls...

Hubba farking hubba.
 
2013-03-02 09:33:40 PM  
Here are my picks.  50 / 50 so far.

www.tapology.com

END COMMUNICATION
 
2013-03-02 09:34:21 PM  
I'm awake... and sober... and SANE! Holy cow!

/btw i hope GSP beats Nick Diaz within an inch of his life...
 
2013-03-02 09:35:51 PM  

libranoelrose: Is that Fitch in his corner?


Sure looked like it to me.
 
2013-03-02 09:35:59 PM  

cookiefleck: I'm awake... and sober... and SANE! Holy cow!

/btw i hope GSP beats Nick Diaz within an inch of his life...


Newsletter, subscribe, etc.
 
2013-03-02 09:37:07 PM  

cookiefleck: /btw i hope GSP beats Nick Diaz within an inch of his life...


Agreed.
 
2013-03-02 09:38:17 PM  
10-9 Tavares
 
2013-03-02 09:38:17 PM  
10-9 Tavares
 
2013-03-02 09:39:09 PM  
cookiefleck:

/btw i hope GSP beats Nick Diaz within an inch of his life...

Yup.
 
2013-03-02 09:40:33 PM  
Crazy sounding screams from the audience.
 
2013-03-02 09:40:56 PM  
The screaming seems a bit uncharacteristic of a Japanese audience.
 
2013-03-02 09:41:21 PM  

cookiefleck: I'm awake... and sober... and SANE! Holy cow!

/btw i hope GSP beats Nick Diaz within an inch of his life...


He won't do that, but he will take him down at will and cut him up pretty quickly. 3rd round TKO (cuts). Diaz is easily the most overrated guy on the UFC's roster.
 
2013-03-02 09:42:23 PM  
Hey gang!

Who are these guys?
 
2013-03-02 09:42:26 PM  
Fukuda is getting Fukudup
 
2013-03-02 09:43:03 PM  

the biggest redneck here: Diaz is easily the most overrated guy on the UFC's roster.


I thought you said that was Silva?
 
2013-03-02 09:43:59 PM  

Earguy: Hey gang!

Who are these guys?


It's like WW2. Japanese vs Americans.
 
2013-03-02 09:44:26 PM  
Most overrated guy in the UFC is Frankie Edgar.

He is really good, but for 1 win in his last 5 fights he gets more love than seems appropriate
 
2013-03-02 09:44:37 PM  
10-9 Tavares. 20-18
 
2013-03-02 09:44:43 PM  
Well, my facebook stream is pretty choppy.

At least I get Fuel in HD.
 
2013-03-02 09:45:26 PM  
20-18. Fukuda is toast.
 
2013-03-02 09:45:29 PM  
So is Fitch a traitor?
 
2013-03-02 09:45:58 PM  
Just got a tablet, so following along live with you guys for the first time. Rockin'
 
2013-03-02 09:46:28 PM  

the biggest redneck here: cookiefleck: I'm awake... and sober... and SANE! Holy cow!

/btw i hope GSP beats Nick Diaz within an inch of his life...

He won't do that, but he will take him down at will and cut him up pretty quickly. 3rd round TKO (cuts). Diaz is easily the most overrated guy on the UFC's roster.


admin.mmaweekly.com
 
2013-03-02 09:47:08 PM  

SOON

 
2013-03-02 09:47:10 PM  

Klippoklondike: Most overrated guy in the UFC is Frankie Edgar.

He is really good, but for 1 win in his last 5 fights he gets more love than seems appropriate


notthisshiatagain.jpg
 
2013-03-02 09:47:16 PM  

Orgasmatron138: Just got a tablet, so following along live with you guys for the first time. Rockin'


Sweet! I'm not the only virgin tonight.
 
2013-03-02 09:47:24 PM  

Orgasmatron138: Just got a tablet, so following along live with you guys for the first time. Rockin'


How's entering text on a tablet?  I don't have one, but it seems slow.  I can touch-type with a keyboard pretty well.
 
2013-03-02 09:48:08 PM  

libranoelrose: the biggest redneck here: Diaz is easily the most overrated guy on the UFC's roster.

I thought you said that was Silva?


Nah. He's overrated in that he's often looked at and talked about as some type of transcendent athlete, which he isn't, but the guy does win.
 
2013-03-02 09:48:46 PM  

dr_blasto: the biggest redneck here: cookiefleck: I'm awake... and sober... and SANE! Holy cow!

/btw i hope GSP beats Nick Diaz within an inch of his life...

He won't do that, but he will take him down at will and cut him up pretty quickly. 3rd round TKO (cuts). Diaz is easily the most overrated guy on the UFC's roster.

[admin.mmaweekly.com image 600x400]


I don't even really like Sonnen but this season of TUF appears to indicate that the dick Sonnen is just an act. He seems like a decent guy when he's not promoting a fight.
 
2013-03-02 09:48:51 PM  

psychicdeath99: The screaming seems a bit uncharacteristic of a Japanese audience.


I heard chants of USA! USA!

I don't think you have to use your noodle to speculate its some boozed-up expats. Or schoolgirl luving GIs on leave.
 
2013-03-02 09:49:29 PM  
How many fights are expected on Fuel tonight?
 
2013-03-02 09:51:33 PM  
30-27
 
2013-03-02 09:51:54 PM  

Earguy: How many fights are expected on Fuel tonight?


6
 
2013-03-02 09:52:13 PM  

Earguy: Orgasmatron138: Just got a tablet, so following along live with you guys for the first time. Rockin'

How's entering text on a tablet?  I don't have one, but it seems slow.  I can touch-type with a keyboard pretty well.

it's easy..I always am on here with my iPad and have very little issues banging out a post...
 
2013-03-02 09:52:26 PM  
Close third round. 10-9 Fukuda. 29-28 Tavares.

/Cecil Peoples scores it 32-0 George Bush vomit over Prime Minister Miyazawa
 
2013-03-02 09:54:01 PM  

Your Average Witty Fark User: dr_blasto: the biggest redneck here: cookiefleck: I'm awake... and sober... and SANE! Holy cow!

/btw i hope GSP beats Nick Diaz within an inch of his life...

He won't do that, but he will take him down at will and cut him up pretty quickly. 3rd round TKO (cuts). Diaz is easily the most overrated guy on the UFC's roster.

[admin.mmaweekly.com image 600x400]

I don't even really like Sonnen but this season of TUF appears to indicate that the dick Sonnen is just an act. He seems like a decent guy when he's not promoting a fight.


He's like a smarter Flava flav
 
2013-03-02 09:55:15 PM  

Your Average Witty Fark User: dr_blasto: the biggest redneck here: cookiefleck: I'm awake... and sober... and SANE! Holy cow!

/btw i hope GSP beats Nick Diaz within an inch of his life...

He won't do that, but he will take him down at will and cut him up pretty quickly. 3rd round TKO (cuts). Diaz is easily the most overrated guy on the UFC's roster.

[admin.mmaweekly.com image 600x400]

I don't even really like Sonnen but this season of TUF appears to indicate that the dick Sonnen is just an act. He seems like a decent guy when he's not promoting a fight.


Oh, I'm sure he's a normal guy--I don't doubt that at all.

He's all overrated to farking hell, though. Once Jones chews him up, he should find his normal spot on the LHW roster.

/I still remember his fight with crazy-ass Filho, who spent much of the time talking to himself or his imaginary friend instead of fighting Sonnen.
 
2013-03-02 09:56:09 PM  

cookiefleck: He's like a smarter Flava flav


Bwhahahaha!!!
 
2013-03-02 09:56:43 PM  

Earguy: Orgasmatron138: Just got a tablet, so following along live with you guys for the first time. Rockin'

How's entering text on a tablet?  I don't have one, but it seems slow.  I can touch-type with a keyboard pretty well.


Typing isn't bad (I may get a stylus so I don't have fingerprints all over the screen), but the Kindle Fire interface is pissing me off so bad I just switched to the laptop.  I think I'm going to jailbreak that son of a biatch tomorrow.
 
2013-03-02 09:57:02 PM  
I want to see some crazy ass Japanese entrances.
 
2013-03-02 10:00:02 PM  
Is time!!!!
 
2013-03-02 10:00:34 PM  
Main card time. Breaking out the gin.
 
2013-03-02 10:01:56 PM  
Yayyy! Theme song!
 
2013-03-02 10:02:42 PM  

the biggest redneck here: cookiefleck: I'm awake... and sober... and SANE! Holy cow!

/btw i hope GSP beats Nick Diaz within an inch of his life...

He won't do that, but he will take him down at will and cut him up pretty quickly. 3rd round TKO (cuts). Diaz is easily the most overrated guy on the UFC's roster.


People seem to forget that Diaz lost to Sherk, Sanchez, and Parysian in his last UFC run, and two of those guys were only fighting at 170 because the LW division was dead.

Because Nick is comfortable fighting off his back, and because GSP's submission defense is so good, I think it will be 25 minutes of GnP.  A cut win is possible, but I think they'll give Nick every opportunity in a title fight.
 
2013-03-02 10:03:06 PM  

Bane of Broone: Main card time. Breaking out the gin.


I'm going to drink tomorrow, so I'll stay sober tonight.

Looks like an entertaining card, considering it's not a PPV.
 
2013-03-02 10:03:08 PM  

Orgasmatron138: Earguy: Orgasmatron138: Just got a tablet, so following along live with you guys for the first time. Rockin'

How's entering text on a tablet?  I don't have one, but it seems slow.  I can touch-type with a keyboard pretty well.

Typing isn't bad (I may get a stylus so I don't have fingerprints all over the screen), but the Kindle Fire interface is pissing me off so bad I just switched to the laptop.  I think I'm going to jailbreak that son of a biatch tomorrow.


I sideloaded the DolphinHD browser. Much better than the standard Kindle Fire browser.
 
2013-03-02 10:03:11 PM  
I'm picking Struve to win, but I'd love to see a brawl go the distance. Hunt can take some punches and keep moving forward. It's his only chance to get in close.
 
2013-03-02 10:03:17 PM  

dr_blasto: Your Average Witty Fark User: dr_blasto: the biggest redneck here: cookiefleck: I'm awake... and sober... and SANE! Holy cow!

/btw i hope GSP beats Nick Diaz within an inch of his life...

He won't do that, but he will take him down at will and cut him up pretty quickly. 3rd round TKO (cuts). Diaz is easily the most overrated guy on the UFC's roster.

[admin.mmaweekly.com image 600x400]

I don't even really like Sonnen but this season of TUF appears to indicate that the dick Sonnen is just an act. He seems like a decent guy when he's not promoting a fight.

Oh, I'm sure he's a normal guy--I don't doubt that at all.

He's all overrated to farking hell, though. Once Jones chews him up, he should find his normal spot on the LHW roster.

/I still remember his fight with crazy-ass Filho, who spent much of the time talking to himself or his imaginary friend instead of fighting Sonnen.


Really?  I think most people are pretty sane and rank him as the 4th or 5th middleweight. It's not as though there's a bunch of folks who think he's a deserving #1 contender at 85, much less 05.
 
2013-03-02 10:03:19 PM  
Thunder vs Lightning.
Beanpole vs fatty
Hard jaw vs glass jaw


Lets get it on!
 
2013-03-02 10:04:06 PM  

Earguy: Looks like an entertaining card, considering it's not a PPV.


That's how they've been going lately. Really good free cards, and shiat PPVs.
 
2013-03-02 10:04:47 PM  
radio silence broken now that I have the lappy back.  LETS DO THIS shiat!
 
2013-03-02 10:05:15 PM  

libranoelrose: I'm picking Struve to win, but I'd love to see a brawl go the distance. Hunt can take some punches and keep moving forward. It's his only chance to get in close.


I love that head kick by Cro Cop that dropped Hunt, but didn't finish him

/would've killed me
 
2013-03-02 10:06:59 PM  

Orgasmatron138: the biggest redneck here: cookiefleck: I'm awake... and sober... and SANE! Holy cow!

/btw i hope GSP beats Nick Diaz within an inch of his life...

He won't do that, but he will take him down at will and cut him up pretty quickly. 3rd round TKO (cuts). Diaz is easily the most overrated guy on the UFC's roster.

People seem to forget that Diaz lost to Sherk, Sanchez, and Parysian in his last UFC run, and two of those guys were only fighting at 170 because the LW division was dead.

Because Nick is comfortable fighting off his back, and because GSP's submission defense is so good, I think it will be 25 minutes of GnP.  A cut win is possible, but I think they'll give Nick every opportunity in a title fight.


Diaz's actual record is as mediocre as it could possibly get. I think he actually has a losing record in the UFC against guys who are true lightweights, ad built his reputation on cans outside of the UFC. people seem to be catching on to that now, but wow did they ever go crazy when this was pointed out to them when he came back to the UFC a couple years ago. It was as though he was invincible and they were incapable of looking his record up.
 
2013-03-02 10:07:20 PM  
How many times are we gonna see this promo tonight?

I'm betting at least 10.

2 down.
 
2013-03-02 10:07:29 PM  

libranoelrose: I'm picking Struve to win, but I'd love to see a brawl go the distance. Hunt can take some punches and keep moving forward. It's his only chance to get in close.


When I was making my picks I saw that Struve is 14" taller and has a 10.5" reach advantage. It's farking crazy how big he is.
 
2013-03-02 10:07:56 PM  
I didn't do a Tapout card, but for this fight I predict Kim takes it.
 
2013-03-02 10:08:45 PM  

violentsalvation: libranoelrose: I'm picking Struve to win, but I'd love to see a brawl go the distance. Hunt can take some punches and keep moving forward. It's his only chance to get in close.

When I was making my picks I saw that Struve is 14" taller and has a 10.5" reach advantage. It's farking crazy how big he is.


What's even crazier is that Hunt came in 6 pounds heavier
 
2013-03-02 10:08:46 PM  
I know i've prolly said this before, but.... both Diaz brothers look meth face to me
 
2013-03-02 10:08:46 PM  

libranoelrose: How many times are we gonna see this promo tonight?

I'm betting at least 10.

2 down.


They are pushing that card and advertising it like Animals.
 
2013-03-02 10:09:14 PM  

violentsalvation: libranoelrose: I'm picking Struve to win, but I'd love to see a brawl go the distance. Hunt can take some punches and keep moving forward. It's his only chance to get in close.

When I was making my picks I saw that Struve is 14" taller and has a 10.5" reach advantage. It's farking crazy how big he is

That's what she......ah fark it.

 
2013-03-02 10:09:40 PM  

violentsalvation: libranoelrose: I'm picking Struve to win, but I'd love to see a brawl go the distance. Hunt can take some punches and keep moving forward. It's his only chance to get in close.

When I was making my picks I saw that Struve is 14" taller and has a 10.5" reach advantage. It's farking crazy how big he is.


And yet he weighed in six pounds lighter than Hunt.
 
2013-03-02 10:12:03 PM  
That God of War commercial is so awesome with that Ellie Goulding song.

Almost makes me want to remove the thick layer of dust off my PS3.....almost.

/MLB the show will do it
//just less than a week to go
///go jays go.
 
2013-03-02 10:12:14 PM  

violentsalvation: libranoelrose: How many times are we gonna see this promo tonight?

I'm betting at least 10.

2 down.

They are pushing that card and advertising it like Animals.


Heck, this whole card is an infomercial for that one. Silva's corpse at 11PM sells to the same fools who love Diaz.
 
2013-03-02 10:12:31 PM  
I've been up since 4:45am, I dunno if I'm going to last until 1AM for the Silva fight.
 
2013-03-02 10:13:02 PM  

Klippoklondike: What's even crazier is that Hunt came in 6 pounds heavier


psychicdeath99: And yet he weighed in six pounds lighter than Hunt.


Holy crap, I didn't even pay attention to the weights.
 
2013-03-02 10:13:30 PM  
Would it kill 'em to give us Lenne Hardt?
 
2013-03-02 10:13:40 PM  
Konichiwa Buffer-San

/looks like you enjoyed some concubines with that pimp suit.
 
2013-03-02 10:14:03 PM  
Is that ring girl an Asian with real cans and a phat bottom?
 
2013-03-02 10:14:16 PM  
Siyar's a Blackzilian, so I'mma pick Kim.
 
2013-03-02 10:14:45 PM  

libranoelrose: Earguy: Looks like an entertaining card, considering it's not a PPV.

That's how they've been going lately. Really good free cards, and shiat PPVs.


This
 
2013-03-02 10:14:49 PM  

violentsalvation: Klippoklondike: What's even crazier is that Hunt came in 6 pounds heavier

psychicdeath99: And yet he weighed in six pounds lighter than Hunt.

Holy crap, I didn't even pay attention to the weights.


Plus coming in right at the 266 limit might indicate Hunt had to cut a few.
 
2013-03-02 10:14:52 PM  
Everyone in the arena is saying, なぜこの男は英語を話している?*

*Why is this guy speaking English?
 
2013-03-02 10:14:52 PM  

Earguy: I've been up since 4:45am, I dunno if I'm going to last until 1AM for the Silva fight.


take a 30 minute nap and have your wife wake you up
 
2013-03-02 10:15:00 PM  

the biggest redneck here: violentsalvation: libranoelrose: How many times are we gonna see this promo tonight?

I'm betting at least 10.

2 down.

They are pushing that card and advertising it like Animals.

Heck, this whole card is an infomercial for that one. Silva's corpse at 11PM sells to the same fools who love Diaz.


Well, people buy PPV's to see Diaz lose, too.
 
2013-03-02 10:16:00 PM  

cookiefleck: Earguy: I've been up since 4:45am, I dunno if I'm going to last until 1AM for the Silva fight.

take a 30 minute nap and have your wife wake you up


Meh, DVR, I just won't be Farking live with you maniacs.
 
2013-03-02 10:16:41 PM  

RevMercutio: Siyar's a Blackzilian, so I'mma pick Kim.


Yeah, he's got the patented "stick the left hand out at a predictable rhythm" that is the foundation of Blackzillian boxing.
 
2013-03-02 10:17:40 PM  

Earguy: Everyone in the arena is saying, なぜこの男は英語を話している?*

*Why is this guy speaking English?


PRIDE shows always not only had an english announcer, but had the best english announcer EVER.
 
2013-03-02 10:17:55 PM  
And now we are in Kim's wheelhouse
 
2013-03-02 10:18:14 PM  

Earguy: cookiefleck: Earguy: I've been up since 4:45am, I dunno if I'm going to last until 1AM for the Silva fight.

take a 30 minute nap and have your wife wake you up blow you

Meh, DVR, I just won't be Farking live with you maniacs.


ftfy
 
2013-03-02 10:18:17 PM  
I guess being in full mount and throwing punches and elbows isn't working?
 
2013-03-02 10:18:40 PM  
How do you stand someone up when they have the mount and are pounding them in the head?
 
2013-03-02 10:18:40 PM  

RevMercutio: Earguy: Everyone in the arena is saying, なぜこの男は英語を話している?*

*Why is this guy speaking English?

PRIDE shows always not only had an english announcer, but had the best english announcer EVER.


lol I think the unofficial title for her was Crazy Pride lady
 
2013-03-02 10:19:22 PM  

the biggest redneck here: violentsalvation: libranoelrose: How many times are we gonna see this promo tonight?

I'm betting at least 10.

2 down.

They are pushing that card and advertising it like Animals.

Heck, this whole card is an infomercial for that one. Silva's corpse at 11PM sells to the same fools who love Diaz.


*snicker*

If the guy in the attic in Hellraiser had reconstructed himself out of foreskins, he'd look like Wanderlai today.
 
2013-03-02 10:19:34 PM  
10-9 stungun
 
2013-03-02 10:19:37 PM  
Throwing those punches and elbows on the ground can really gas you out if you're not in good shape.

Daddy, give me a piggy back ride!
 
2013-03-02 10:19:38 PM  

Klippoklondike: RevMercutio: Earguy: Everyone in the arena is saying, なぜこの男は英語を話している?*

*Why is this guy speaking English?

PRIDE shows always not only had an english announcer, but had the best english announcer EVER.

lol I think the unofficial title for her was Crazy Pride lady


"Dragon Lady" was used a lot too. I loved Lenne Hardt. I bought the most recent UFC game release because they put her on it in PRIDE mode.
 
2013-03-02 10:19:40 PM  
10-9 Stun Gun
 
2013-03-02 10:19:43 PM  
10-9 best korea
 
2013-03-02 10:19:49 PM  
10-9 Kim
 
2013-03-02 10:19:49 PM  

Flragnararch: Earguy: cookiefleck: Earguy: I've been up since 4:45am, I dunno if I'm going to last until 1AM for the Silva fight.

take a 30 minute nap and have your wife wake you up blow you

Meh, DVR, I just won't be Farking live with you maniacs.

ftfy


LOLpervert!
 
2013-03-02 10:20:03 PM  

RevMercutio: Siyar's a Blackzilian, so I'mma pick Kim.


Any person who just blindly started betting against them about 18 months ago with a five spot and doubled it up every time would be living in a palace by now.
 
2013-03-02 10:20:34 PM  
10-9 Kim
 
2013-03-02 10:20:47 PM  

cookiefleck: Flragnararch: Earguy: cookiefleck: Earguy: I've been up since 4:45am, I dunno if I'm going to last until 1AM for the Silva fight.

take a 30 minute nap and have your wife wake you up blow you

Meh, DVR, I just won't be Farking live with you maniacs.

ftfy

LOLpervert!


you're welcome
 
2013-03-02 10:21:22 PM  

Flragnararch: 10-9 best korea


Worst Korea!
 
2013-03-02 10:22:10 PM  
that's all that's currently missing for me right now

I've got the fights, a beer to my left, cigar to my right, just need some hottie sucking my dong and this'd be 110% perfect.
 
2013-03-02 10:22:46 PM  

the biggest redneck here: dr_blasto: Your Average Witty Fark User: dr_blasto: the biggest redneck here: cookiefleck: I'm awake... and sober... and SANE! Holy cow!

/btw i hope GSP beats Nick Diaz within an inch of his life...

He won't do that, but he will take him down at will and cut him up pretty quickly. 3rd round TKO (cuts). Diaz is easily the most overrated guy on the UFC's roster.

[admin.mmaweekly.com image 600x400]

I don't even really like Sonnen but this season of TUF appears to indicate that the dick Sonnen is just an act. He seems like a decent guy when he's not promoting a fight.

Oh, I'm sure he's a normal guy--I don't doubt that at all.

He's all overrated to farking hell, though. Once Jones chews him up, he should find his normal spot on the LHW roster.

/I still remember his fight with crazy-ass Filho, who spent much of the time talking to himself or his imaginary friend instead of fighting Sonnen.

Really?  I think most people are pretty sane and rank him as the 4th or 5th middleweight. It's not as though there's a bunch of folks who think he's a deserving #1 contender at 85, much less 05.


eh, he keeps getting title shots due to his persona he plays so well. I've never felt he was that good and have found most of his fights pretty lame. Definitely shouldn't be contending for LHW belt at the very least. I'll take or leave Diaz, never really felt positive or negative. Pretty sure his very cuttable face is going to be a downfall for him vs GSP But I don't think he's really overrated by anyone outside of the more casual followers of the sport.
 
2013-03-02 10:23:08 PM  
I'm thinking I got a perfect pick on this one too, kim by decision.

also lol with those open palms to the forehead.
 
2013-03-02 10:24:30 PM  

Flragnararch: that's all that's currently missing for me right now

I've got the fights, a beer to my left, cigar to my right, just need some hottie sucking my dong and this'd be 110% perfect.



www.ropeadope.com
Gotta drink in my hand, got my toes in the sand, all I need is a beautiful girl!

 
2013-03-02 10:25:15 PM  
Blackzilians now 2-87 in UFC.
 
2013-03-02 10:25:15 PM  
Enough with the "you gotta work" bullshiat, Dean.  What the fark do you want the Korean Dong to do from full mount besides throwing strikes?
 
2013-03-02 10:25:22 PM  

Flragnararch: that's all that's currently missing for me right now

I've got the fights, a beer to my left, cigar to my right, just need some hottie sucking my dong and this'd be 110% perfect.


FEMINISM

/okay, now you're just trolling me ...
 
2013-03-02 10:25:51 PM  
The sukuraba!
 
2013-03-02 10:26:00 PM  
10-9 Kim. 20-18. Siyar needs to land a big right.
 
2013-03-02 10:26:02 PM  
I'd love to see a North America crowd response to this fight.
 
2013-03-02 10:26:04 PM  
10-8 best korea
 
2013-03-02 10:26:43 PM  
20-18 K-O-R-E-A
 
2013-03-02 10:26:50 PM  

the biggest redneck here: Blackzilians now 2-87 in UFC.


That can't be right.. are you farking serious?
 
2013-03-02 10:26:59 PM  

the biggest redneck here: Blackzilians now 2-87 in UFC.


They have a bad reputation but this just isn't true.
 
2013-03-02 10:27:04 PM  
20-18 for dong
 
2013-03-02 10:27:16 PM  
20-18 Kim
 
2013-03-02 10:27:17 PM  

LoR75: Enough with the "you gotta work" bullshiat, Dean.  What the fark do you want the Korean Dong to do from full mount besides throwing strikes?


Thought that too, but it's possible he was talking to Biyadurdudrzadadaudurza
 
2013-03-02 10:27:43 PM  

cookiefleck: Flragnararch: that's all that's currently missing for me right now

I've got the fights, a beer to my left, cigar to my right, just need some hottie sucking my dong and this'd be 110% perfect.

FEMINISM

/okay, now you're just trolling me ...


how is that trolling.  I do have a cigar, I do have a beer.  If a chick was smoking my pole while I'm smoking a stick it would be all kinds of awesome right now.
 
2013-03-02 10:28:23 PM  
How do you not finish someone when being mounted the whole fight?
 
2013-03-02 10:28:31 PM  

violentsalvation: the biggest redneck here: Blackzilians now 2-87 in UFC.

That can't be right.. are you farking serious?


Joking, but that fact that it's tough to tell says it all.
 
2013-03-02 10:28:55 PM  
Speaking of Blackzillians, I saw a funny video of Overeem getting KTFO set to the Harlem Shake.
 
2013-03-02 10:29:20 PM  
Wow. This Afgan needs far more training by the Americans before he's left alone in the octagon again.
 
2013-03-02 10:30:02 PM  
Rousey would have had ol'Blackzilla in an armbar by now.
 
2013-03-02 10:30:38 PM  
damn, nice elbows
 
2013-03-02 10:30:41 PM  
Double elbows!  Don't see that everyday
 
2013-03-02 10:30:42 PM  
...with respect to sakuraba.
 
2013-03-02 10:31:28 PM  

the biggest redneck here: Blackzilians now 2-87 in UFC.


If a Blackzilian fights a member of Team Alpha Male, who wins?
 
2013-03-02 10:31:44 PM  
Hahaha. This is so comical

50-21 for the Korean dong
 
2013-03-02 10:31:52 PM  
Show-off.  Getting the home crowd pumped.  Hell, why not?
 
2013-03-02 10:31:54 PM  
and there's the teabag
 
2013-03-02 10:32:20 PM  
This round is a 10-8, 30-26 for Kim
 
2013-03-02 10:32:30 PM  
30-25 best korea
 
2013-03-02 10:32:39 PM  
Victory for second-best Korea.
 
2013-03-02 10:33:09 PM  
10-9 Kim. 30-27.

/Cecil Peoples has it 34-33 Tentacle Porn over Anime
 
2013-03-02 10:33:37 PM  

RevMercutio: the biggest redneck here: Blackzilians now 2-87 in UFC.

If a Blackzilian fights a member of Team Alpha Male, who wins?


Double KO.

No contest.
 
2013-03-02 10:33:56 PM  

Earguy: I didn't do a Tapout card, but for this fight I predict Kim takes it.


And I predict Hirota next.
 
2013-03-02 10:34:17 PM  

RevMercutio: the biggest redneck here: Blackzilians now 2-87 in UFC.

If a Blackzilian fights a member of Team Alpha Male, who wins?


Mediocrity and boredom.
 
2013-03-02 10:34:23 PM  
30-27
 
2013-03-02 10:34:48 PM  

psychicdeath99: 10-9 Kim. 30-27.

/Cecil Peoples has it 34-33 Tentacle Porn over Anime


It was probably all those leg kicks.
 
2013-03-02 10:35:17 PM  

Your Average Witty Fark User: the biggest redneck here: Blackzilians now 2-87 in UFC.

They have a bad reputation but this just isn't true.


But it is funny.
 
2013-03-02 10:35:19 PM  

LoR75: RevMercutio: the biggest redneck here: Blackzilians now 2-87 in UFC.

If a Blackzilian fights a member of Team Alpha Male, who wins?

Double KO.

No contest.


both get the "Itis"
 
2013-03-02 10:35:29 PM  
www.tapology.com
if you didn't pick this you are hereby banished from fark ufc threads for all times.
 
2013-03-02 10:35:52 PM  
Not a single 10-8?  Hey judges, you won't get imprisoned or shot if you score a 10-8.  Just sayin.
 
2013-03-02 10:35:52 PM  
What the hell was that on Hirota's head?  A muppet?
 
2013-03-02 10:36:45 PM  
"When he beats you buy unanimous decision, more often than not, it is unanimous."

OK Jon.
 
2013-03-02 10:36:47 PM  

Flragnararch: [www.tapology.com image 500x235]
if you didn't pick this you are hereby banished from fark ufc threads for all times.


Whew. I'm good!
 
2013-03-02 10:37:15 PM  
Promo number 3!
 
2013-03-02 10:37:26 PM  

cookiefleck: LoR75: RevMercutio: the biggest redneck here: Blackzilians now 2-87 in UFC.

If a Blackzilian fights a member of Team Alpha Male, who wins?

Double KO.

No contest.

both get the "Itis"


haha. Awesome.
 
2013-03-02 10:37:50 PM  
And 4!
 
2013-03-02 10:37:52 PM  
buy by
 
2013-03-02 10:38:01 PM  
So, it's 12:35pm in Tokyo, so fights started at, what, 9:30am or so?

Even if UF was playing in my hometown, I don't know if I could make it to the arena that early to see the whole card.
 
2013-03-02 10:38:28 PM  

RevMercutio: the biggest redneck here: Blackzilians now 2-87 in UFC.

If a Blackzilian fights a member of Team Alpha Male, who wins?


Heh, I was going to say Cesar Gracie's camp, but that works too.  Their only UFC champ ever is Ronda Rousey, and I'm not sure how much time she really spends there.
 
2013-03-02 10:38:48 PM  
Aw, cute widdle pug tattoo!
 
2013-03-02 10:38:53 PM  
YAKUZA
 
2013-03-02 10:39:37 PM  

violentsalvation: "When he beats you buy unanimous decision, more often than not, it is unanimous."



Holy hell, glad I wasn't the only one that caught that...

He must have got that from Madden, or Buck off a contact high being with Fox.

/half expected Zoolander to chime in with "you're exactly right, Jon" ala Aikman
 
2013-03-02 10:40:20 PM  
 www.tapology.com

also also if you didn't pick this, you're not yet banished but it certainly puts you in the questionable category.
 
2013-03-02 10:40:44 PM  

LoR75: violentsalvation: "When he beats you buy unanimous decision, more often than not, it is unanimous."


Holy hell, glad I wasn't the only one that caught that...

He must have got that from Madden, or Buck off a contact high being with Fox.

/half expected Zoolander to chime in with "you're exactly right, Jon" ala Aikman


Why isn't Todd Harris doing these shows?  I really liked his WEC work, and he's already working for them anyway.
 
2013-03-02 10:41:15 PM  

Flragnararch: [www.tapology.com image 500x235]

also also if you didn't pick this, you're not yet banished but it certainly puts you in the questionable category.


I got that happening in round 3....am I still good?
 
2013-03-02 10:42:19 PM  

Orgasmatron138: LoR75: violentsalvation: "When he beats you buy unanimous decision, more often than not, it is unanimous."


Holy hell, glad I wasn't the only one that caught that...

He must have got that from Madden, or Buck off a contact high being with Fox.

/half expected Zoolander to chime in with "you're exactly right, Jon" ala Aikman

Why isn't Todd Harris doing these shows?  I really liked his WEC work, and he's already working for them anyway.


I don't know, he should be doing it.  Anik is horrible, but I do like KenFlo.
 
2013-03-02 10:43:01 PM  

LoR75: Flragnararch: [www.tapology.com image 500x235]

also also if you didn't pick this, you're not yet banished but it certainly puts you in the questionable category.

I got that happening in round 3....am I still good?


It's going to by yahya by submission to be sure.
 
2013-03-02 10:43:40 PM  
Rani Yahya is 28? Feels like 41.
 
2013-03-02 10:44:08 PM  
That image has all kinds of hair style fail.
 
2013-03-02 10:44:27 PM  
Did he just say "sumo fighter"?
 
2013-03-02 10:44:56 PM  
Hirota is radioactive from living in Nagasaki.

/that explains the hair
 
2013-03-02 10:44:58 PM  
terrible, what our bombs did to those kids. Look at the hair on that one.

/aisle seat
 
2013-03-02 10:45:17 PM  
ya know... i don't think he flipped out like you said, dana white. everything i've ever seen in his personality would vouche against that...
 
2013-03-02 10:45:46 PM  
Mere seconds. Dammit.
 
2013-03-02 10:46:24 PM  
Lol..you guys are horrible.

/window seat for me cause I am laughing uncontrollably.
 
2013-03-02 10:46:34 PM  
My friend is an iron worker at a nuke plant.  He has to wear a badge that measures how much radiation he's taken in.

That man's hair does the same thing.
 
2013-03-02 10:47:46 PM  

LoR75: Lol..you guys are horrible.

/window seat for me cause I am laughing uncontrollably.


You should have seen all the jokes we made a few months ago when some guy named Kennedy was fighting.  We started with "his head went back and to the left" and it went downhill from there.
 
2013-03-02 10:49:59 PM  
fark!  freaking yahya is slipping.
 
2013-03-02 10:50:03 PM  
10-9 Yahya. Close to 10-8
 
2013-03-02 10:50:29 PM  

Flragnararch: [www.tapology.com image 500x235]

also also if you didn't pick this, you're not yet banished but it certainly puts you in the questionable category.


ORLY?
 
2013-03-02 10:50:39 PM  
but still 10-9 for him.
 
2013-03-02 10:50:46 PM  
10-9 Yahya
 
2013-03-02 10:50:56 PM  

Earguy: LoR75: Lol..you guys are horrible.

/window seat for me cause I am laughing uncontrollably.

You should have seen all the jokes we made a few months ago when some guy named Kennedy was fighting.  We started with "his head went back and to the left" and it went downhill from there.


I must have missed that thread, but I am sure it was hilarious.

I still have you favourited for Diaz on his back, taunts Henderson, eats massive fist.
 
2013-03-02 10:51:27 PM  
Hirota needs to git his Yahyas out.
 
2013-03-02 10:51:40 PM  

CreativeFarkHandle: Flragnararch: [www.tapology.com image 500x235]

also also if you didn't pick this, you're not yet banished but it certainly puts you in the questionable category.

ORLY?


yarly!  Like I said above, its going to be yahya by submission for sure.  The round is the kicker.
 
2013-03-02 10:52:13 PM  
i cant recall when GSP called out another fighter on his '''rudeness"
 
2013-03-02 10:52:49 PM  
Not gonna tap
 
2013-03-02 10:52:59 PM  
Carrot head guy in trouble....uh-oh...triangle finish maybe.....WOOOOOO
 
2013-03-02 10:53:17 PM  

LoR75: I still have you favourited for Diaz on his back, taunts Henderson, eats massive fist.


Ah, yes, UFC haiku, I forgot about that.
 
2013-03-02 10:53:34 PM  
Wow. Brass balls for not tapping.
 
2013-03-02 10:53:43 PM  
He survived.

Damn.
 
2013-03-02 10:55:06 PM  
I just realized that yahya looks like a  tiny dos santos
 
2013-03-02 10:55:08 PM  
Yahya needs to put away his Hoohah and finish this thing.

/3rd round sub please
 
2013-03-02 10:55:39 PM  

Flragnararch: I just realized that yahya looks like a  tiny dos santos


Uno Santos?
 
2013-03-02 10:55:52 PM  
minus a boxing game
 
2013-03-02 10:55:53 PM  
I'll go ahead and call that one 10-8 Yahya. 20-17
 
2013-03-02 10:56:12 PM  
10-8 Yahya, 20-17.
 
2013-03-02 10:57:07 PM  
media.ufc.tv media.ufc.tv
 
2013-03-02 10:57:37 PM  
I was made for sunny days...
 
2013-03-02 10:59:16 PM  

LoR75: Wow. Brass balls for not tapping.


Hirota is the guy who chose to let Aoki give him three elbows rather than tap.
 
2013-03-02 10:59:52 PM  
Wow, that was crazy.  I thought Yahya was going to tap.
 
2013-03-02 10:59:52 PM  
That was almost awesome.
 
2013-03-02 11:00:03 PM  
Wow, better technique would have had him on the armbar.
 
2013-03-02 11:01:08 PM  

the biggest redneck here: LoR75: Wow. Brass balls for not tapping.

Hirota is the guy who chose to let Aoki give him three elbows rather than tap.


Oh, yeah. Was nasty

Flipping him off afterwards was a nice touch.
 
2013-03-02 11:02:01 PM  
SPINNING BACKFIST!
 
2013-03-02 11:02:28 PM  
well fark you yahya, not winning like you're supposed to win.
 
2013-03-02 11:02:54 PM  
Rd. 3 to Hirota, I have it 29-27 Yahya.
 
2013-03-02 11:03:02 PM  
How is UFC and Japan when it comes to home-town fighters?

If this were a Don King boxing match, I'd be really worried for Yahya.
 
2013-03-02 11:03:15 PM  

dr_blasto: the biggest redneck here: LoR75: Wow. Brass balls for not tapping.

Hirota is the guy who chose to let Aoki give him three elbows rather than tap.

Oh, yeah. Was nasty

Flipping him off afterwards was a nice touch.


Submission via "Say Uncle"
 
2013-03-02 11:03:22 PM  

Flragnararch: [media.ufc.tv image 500x325] [media.ufc.tv image 500x325]


i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-02 11:03:31 PM  

dr_blasto: the biggest redneck here: LoR75: Wow. Brass balls for not tapping.

Hirota is the guy who chose to let Aoki give him three elbows rather than tap.

Oh, yeah. Was nasty

Flipping him off afterwards was a nice touch.


Definitely. I had forgotten about it until I saw the scars a few minutes ago. That's not where he burned himself on the oven.
 
2013-03-02 11:03:48 PM  
Good fight. Very entertaining.
 
2013-03-02 11:03:49 PM  

the biggest redneck here: LoR75: Wow. Brass balls for not tapping.

Hirota is the guy who chose to let Aoki give him three elbows rather than tap.


holy shiat, that was him?  Had no idea, just remember Aoki's epically douchey celebration afterwards.
 
2013-03-02 11:03:56 PM  
Holy crap, am I really seeing a farmer's dating site?
 
2013-03-02 11:04:27 PM  
Close round. I'll say 10-9 Hirota. 29-27 Yahya.

/Cecil Peoples calls it 1492-45 Chim-Chim over Speed Racer
 
2013-03-02 11:05:22 PM  
"...and on the 8th day, god made a farmer. That farmer got lonely at night, so that's why we made farmersonly.com."

o_O
 
2013-03-02 11:05:29 PM  

libranoelrose: Flragnararch: [media.ufc.tv image 500x325] [media.ufc.tv image 500x325]

[i.imgur.com image 500x325]


nice
 
2013-03-02 11:06:15 PM  
www.tapology.comThese finishes really aren't going my way tonight.
 
2013-03-02 11:06:27 PM  
Ok, forget what I said about the Hellraiser guy earlier, Silva kinda looks like a deflated Mark Coleman now.
 
2013-03-02 11:06:40 PM  

the biggest redneck here: dr_blasto: the biggest redneck here: LoR75: Wow. Brass balls for not tapping.

Hirota is the guy who chose to let Aoki give him three elbows rather than tap.

Oh, yeah. Was nasty

Flipping him off afterwards was a nice touch.

Definitely. I had forgotten about it until I saw the scars a few minutes ago. That's not where he burned himself on the oven.


I remember it looking just like the Mir/Nog break. stretch stretch stretch... pop.
 
2013-03-02 11:06:43 PM  

dr_blasto: "...and on the 8th day, god made a farmer. That farmer got lonely at night, so that's why we made farmersonly.com."

o_O


Before farmersonly.com, they had to make due with sheep
 
2013-03-02 11:07:19 PM  

dr_blasto: "...and on the 8th day, god made a farmer. That farmer got lonely at night, so that's why we made farmersonly.com."

o_O


You know you wanna find a nice country gal to plow and sow that seed.
 
2013-03-02 11:07:39 PM  

dr_blasto: "...and on the 8th day, god made a farmer. That farmer got lonely at night, so that's why we made farmersonly.com."

o_O


I didn't know chickens and sheep used the Internet.


/shedding posters, the exception of course.
 
2013-03-02 11:08:28 PM  
Shedding = Sherdog

/iPad autocorrect fail
 
2013-03-02 11:08:54 PM  
No blood god yet. Tsk tsk tsk
 
2013-03-02 11:09:13 PM  
Promo 5!

I might have missed one when I went to get a beer.
 
2013-03-02 11:10:11 PM  
When is Weidman gonna get a chance to take his belt?
 
2013-03-02 11:10:39 PM  

psychicdeath99: dr_blasto: "...and on the 8th day, god made a farmer. That farmer got lonely at night, so that's why we made farmersonly.com."

o_O

Before farmersonly.com, they had to make due with sheep


images1.cpcache.com
 
2013-03-02 11:11:37 PM  
I think Lombard is wider than he is tall
 
2013-03-02 11:11:37 PM  

Earguy: Earguy: I didn't do a Tapout card, but for this fight I predict Kim takes it.

And I predict Hirota next.


Dammit.  I didn't know much about either Yahya nor Hirota, so I went with what I read on the internet.  When I saw Hirota's slow air-punches in the intro promo, I thought I might have made the wrong call.  And I did.

Okay, next up:  Okami vs Lombard.  I'm going with Okami, though the odds are with Lombard.  Decision, not a particularly exciting fight.
 
2013-03-02 11:13:05 PM  

psychicdeath99: No blood god yet. Tsk tsk tsk


That'll probably change with the sanchez fight at the very latest.
 
2013-03-02 11:14:15 PM  

Earguy: Earguy: Earguy: I didn't do a Tapout card, but for this fight I predict Kim takes it.

And I predict Hirota next.

Dammit.  I didn't know much about either Yahya nor Hirota, so I went with what I read on the internet.  When I saw Hirota's slow air-punches in the intro promo, I thought I might have made the wrong call.  And I did.

Okay, next up:  Okami vs Lombard.  I'm going with Okami, though the odds are with Lombard.  Decision, not a particularly exciting fight.


Really?

**checks odds**

Damn, I should've bet this one.
 
2013-03-02 11:14:34 PM  

psychicdeath99: No blood god yet. Tsk tsk


Struve hasn't fought yet.
 
2013-03-02 11:14:34 PM  

libranoelrose: When is Weidman gonna get a chance to take his belt?


He's got two wins against quality opposition; a BORING win over Maia, and a massacre of a fat, injured, Munoz.  He could be a hell of a talent, but let's not crown him just yet.
 
2013-03-02 11:16:00 PM  
So I finally just got home from work to find out that my cable company doesn't offer Fuel TV in HD. What is up with that?
 
2013-03-02 11:16:33 PM  
I'm usually not a fan of Asian chicks....but daaaaamnnnn
 
2013-03-02 11:17:08 PM  

LoR75: I'm usually not a fan of Asian chicks....but daaaaamnnnn


Never was a fan of Bush
 
2013-03-02 11:17:10 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: So I finally just got home from work to find out that my cable company doesn't offer Fuel TV in HD. What is up with that?


It's not HD on my Dish TV either
 
2013-03-02 11:17:14 PM  
I was listening to Rogan's podcast with Barnett and Lombard came up in the conversation. Barnett mentioned how the told Lombard how to do muscle-ups and he said "like this?" and proceeded to knock a ton of them out like they were nothing.

Dude is a freak.
 
2013-03-02 11:17:55 PM  

psychicdeath99: cameroncrazy1984: So I finally just got home from work to find out that my cable company doesn't offer Fuel TV in HD. What is up with that?

It's not HD on my Dish TV either


HD on DirecTV, beeeyotches!
 
2013-03-02 11:19:38 PM  

Earguy: psychicdeath99: cameroncrazy1984: So I finally just got home from work to find out that my cable company doesn't offer Fuel TV in HD. What is up with that?

It's not HD on my Dish TV either

HD on DirecTV, beeeyotches!


It's not upconverted?
 
2013-03-02 11:20:09 PM  
Did some stupid mma math on this fight.  With how crappy Okami has looked and how good Lombart looked in his last I thought it'd be a good pick.

Stupid height and reach advantage.
 
2013-03-02 11:20:18 PM  
Huh. According to Tapology this fight is Thunder vs. Lightning?
 
2013-03-02 11:20:28 PM  

Earguy: psychicdeath99: cameroncrazy1984: So I finally just got home from work to find out that my cable company doesn't offer Fuel TV in HD. What is up with that?

It's not HD on my Dish TV either

HD on DirecTV, beeeyotches!


HD on Sportsnet here in Canadianaland!
 
2013-03-02 11:21:32 PM  
10-9 okami
 
2013-03-02 11:21:40 PM  

Flragnararch: Did some stupid mma math on this fight.  With how crappy Okami has looked and how good Lombart looked in his last I thought it'd be a good pick.

Stupid height and reach advantage.


I appear to have also made that same mistake.
 
2013-03-02 11:21:46 PM  
10-9 Okami
 
2013-03-02 11:21:52 PM  
10-9 Okami
 
2013-03-02 11:22:21 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Huh. According to Tapology this fight is Thunder vs. Lightning?


yushin 'thunder' okami vs hector 'lightning' lombart
 
2013-03-02 11:22:54 PM  

dr_blasto: Earguy: psychicdeath99: cameroncrazy1984: So I finally just got home from work to find out that my cable company doesn't offer Fuel TV in HD. What is up with that?

It's not HD on my Dish TV either

HD on DirecTV, beeeyotches!

It's not upconverted?


No.  Razor sharp.
 
2013-03-02 11:23:09 PM  
Hector is just so flat footed and eating jabs like a biatch
 
2013-03-02 11:23:10 PM  

Flragnararch: cameroncrazy1984: Huh. According to Tapology this fight is Thunder vs. Lightning?

yushin 'thunder' okami vs hector 'lightning' lombart


Yes, I know. I just wasn't sure if anyone had mentioned that yet.
 
2013-03-02 11:23:46 PM  

Flragnararch: cameroncrazy1984: Huh. According to Tapology this fight is Thunder vs. Lightning?

yushin 'thunder' okami vs hector 'lightning' lombart


They've also done John "Doomsday" Howard vs. Dennis "Superman" Hallman
 
2013-03-02 11:24:29 PM  

Flragnararch: cameroncrazy1984: Huh. According to Tapology this fight is Thunder vs. Lightning?

yushin 'thunder' okami vs hector 'lightning' lombart


The way you love me is fright'ning...

/Eddie Floyd FTW
 
2013-03-02 11:24:48 PM  

Your Average Witty Fark User: mediablitz: Your Average Witty Fark User: mediablitz: Bane of Broone: psychicdeath99: Bane of Broone: Is FB gonna keep the feed?

When it goes live on Fuel, the facebook feed ends.

/but there are, ummm, alternative methods for those without Fuel TV...

Ya, I'm hoping to find a stream for later.

only retards can't find a stream.

There's a difference between "can't find a stream" and "looking for a reliable stream that isn't full of shiat".

Ass.

I'm not your mom. deal with it.

Nobody was asking you to begin with- so stop being the mother no one wants.


Who the fark can't find a stream in this day and age? you wife cheats on you, doesn't she? that is the only explanation for being so inept. Tiny dick that is done in 30 seconds.

That's you, isn't it?

Sorry, biatch.
 
2013-03-02 11:25:31 PM  
Delicious jabs are delicious, I must feed Lombard moar!
 
2013-03-02 11:26:08 PM  
I wonder what Lombard would be like at 170.
 
2013-03-02 11:26:16 PM  

mediablitz: Your Average Witty Fark User: mediablitz: Your Average Witty Fark User: mediablitz: Bane of Broone: psychicdeath99: Bane of Broone: Is FB gonna keep the feed?

When it goes live on Fuel, the facebook feed ends.

/but there are, ummm, alternative methods for those without Fuel TV...

Ya, I'm hoping to find a stream for later.

only retards can't find a stream.

There's a difference between "can't find a stream" and "looking for a reliable stream that isn't full of shiat".

Ass.

I'm not your mom. deal with it.

Nobody was asking you to begin with- so stop being the mother no one wants.

Who the fark can't find a stream in this day and age? you wife cheats on you, doesn't she? that is the only explanation for being so inept. Tiny dick that is done in 30 seconds.

That's you, isn't it?

Sorry, biatch.


children play nice
 
2013-03-02 11:26:56 PM  
Lombard thought he had a chance against Anderson? There is no way in hell. If he can't get pass Okami's Jab.
 
2013-03-02 11:26:56 PM  

CreativeFarkHandle: I wonder what Lombard would be like at 170.


missing a limb?

/5'9'' and ripped...
 
2013-03-02 11:27:03 PM  
Does tattooing a shin guard do anything to protect you?
 
2013-03-02 11:27:16 PM  

CreativeFarkHandle: I wonder what Lombard would be like at 170.


A brick shiathouse?
 
2013-03-02 11:27:43 PM  
10-9 Okami. 20-18. Lombard needs a KO.
 
2013-03-02 11:27:52 PM  
Lombard needs a finish
 
2013-03-02 11:27:53 PM  
Ugh. Lombard has been useless.

/promo #6!
 
2013-03-02 11:28:32 PM  
20-18 Okami
 
2013-03-02 11:29:25 PM  
somebody watched the Boetch fight!
 
2013-03-02 11:29:44 PM  
Looks like Lombard got told he was losing by his corner.
 
2013-03-02 11:29:52 PM  
Lombard landed a shot but looks tired.
 
2013-03-02 11:30:29 PM  
boetsch even
 
2013-03-02 11:30:37 PM  

CreativeFarkHandle: I wonder what Lombard would be like at 170.


Might not be able to make it. He's mid-30s and hasn't done much weight cutting before. His UFC contract was very unusual, included huge signing bonus. He might be done if he loses this.
 
2013-03-02 11:33:22 PM  
Lombard pissing away his chance by laying on top of Okami.  Must be some brilliant comeback strategy I've not seen yet.
 
2013-03-02 11:33:58 PM  
29-28 Okami
 
2013-03-02 11:33:59 PM  
"The question, was it enough"

The answer, no, probably not.
 
2013-03-02 11:34:06 PM  
10-9 Lombard

29-28 split decision for Okami I guess.
 
2013-03-02 11:34:32 PM  
29-29 Okami.
 
2013-03-02 11:35:37 PM  
Someone doesn't like Rani Yahya.  his wikipedia page lists every fight of his as losses
 
2013-03-02 11:35:52 PM  
10-9 Lombard. 29-28 Okami.

/Cecil Peoples scores it a 7-7 draw for Toshiro Mifune vs Yul Brynner
 
2013-03-02 11:35:53 PM  
WTF was with that blinking pig???
 
2013-03-02 11:36:03 PM  

the biggest redneck here: CreativeFarkHandle: I wonder what Lombard would be like at 170.

Might not be able to make it. He's mid-30s and hasn't done much weight cutting before. His UFC contract was very unusual, included huge signing bonus. He might be done if he loses this.


So, he gets a nice payday and peaces out?
 
2013-03-02 11:36:19 PM  

LoR75: 10-9 Lombard

29-28 split decision for Okami I guess.


Split? Is Cecil Peoples there? No way any one judge could give two rounds to Lombard.
 
2013-03-02 11:36:33 PM  

LoR75: 10-9 Lombard

29-28 split decision for Okami I guess.


I'm a farking wizard. Lol.

/do I get a wizard hat?
 
2013-03-02 11:36:40 PM  

Klippoklondike: Someone doesn't like Rani Yahya.  his wikipedia page lists every fight of his as losses


LOL
 
2013-03-02 11:36:48 PM  
WTF?! Who gave Lombard the win?
 
2013-03-02 11:36:54 PM  
Okamilamidingdong is the winner
 
2013-03-02 11:36:58 PM  

dr_blasto: LoR75: 10-9 Lombard

29-28 split decision for Okami I guess.

Split? Is Cecil Peoples there? No way any one judge could give two rounds to Lombard.


Derp. Holy cow, there's a call.
 
2013-03-02 11:37:08 PM  

dr_blasto: LoR75: 10-9 Lombard

29-28 split decision for Okami I guess.

Split? Is Cecil Peoples there? No way any one judge could give two rounds to Lombard.


snort
 
2013-03-02 11:37:18 PM  
I can't believe that was split.
 
2013-03-02 11:37:29 PM  
Who the hell would give Lombard 2 rounds?

END COMMUNICATION
 
2013-03-02 11:37:29 PM  
Split?????????????????????????????????????????
 
2013-03-02 11:37:44 PM  

CreativeFarkHandle: the biggest redneck here: CreativeFarkHandle: I wonder what Lombard would be like at 170.

Might not be able to make it. He's mid-30s and hasn't done much weight cutting before. His UFC contract was very unusual, included huge signing bonus. He might be done if he loses this.

So, he gets a nice payday and peaces out?


Say he gets cut, where is he gonna go? Made well into 6 figures last 3 fights, why bother fighting for peanuts?
 
2013-03-02 11:38:12 PM  

LoR75: LoR75: 10-9 Lombard

29-28 split decision for Okami I guess.

I'm a farking wizard. Lol.

/do I get a wizard hat?


If you have to ask then, no!
 
2013-03-02 11:38:28 PM  
One judge watched the fight from bizarro world.
 
2013-03-02 11:39:07 PM  

Earguy: Earguy: Earguy: I didn't do a Tapout card, but for this fight I predict Kim takes it.

And I predict Hirota next.

Dammit.  I didn't know much about either Yahya nor Hirota, so I went with what I read on the internet.  When I saw Hirota's slow air-punches in the intro promo, I thought I might have made the wrong call.  And I did.

Okay, next up:  Okami vs Lombard.  I'm going with Okami, though the odds are with Lombard.  Decision, not a particularly exciting fight.


Okay, I'm back on track.

Next, Gomi/Sanchez?  I'm taking Sanchez.  The leather is going to fly.  Blood gods may be appeased.  But I don't think we'll see a KO, I could be wrong about that, but that's my prediction.  Pretty confident about picking Sanchez as the winner though.
 
2013-03-02 11:39:25 PM  
farking decision heavy event so far.  Lets hope the last 3 fights let business pick up for us.

END COMMUNICATION
 
2013-03-02 11:39:27 PM  

Lord Zardoz: Who the hell would give Lombard 2 rounds?

END COMMUNICATION


www.mma-core.com
 
2013-03-02 11:39:35 PM  

Flragnararch: LoR75: LoR75: 10-9 Lombard

29-28 split decision for Okami I guess.

I'm a farking wizard. Lol.

/do I get a wizard hat?

If you have to ask then, no!


Lol. Fair enough.
 
2013-03-02 11:40:51 PM  
Sanchez vs Gomi Staredown Prediction:

10-8 Sanchez
 
2013-03-02 11:41:04 PM  

dr_blasto: Lord Zardoz: Who the hell would give Lombard 2 rounds?

END COMMUNICATION

[www.mma-core.com image 561x80


That's one of the greatest things I have ever seen on Fark.
 
2013-03-02 11:41:39 PM  

Earguy: ext, Gomi/Sanchez? I'm taking Sanchez. The leather is going to fly. Blood gods may be appeased. But I don't think we'll see a KO, I could be wrong about that, but that's my prediction. Pretty confident about picking Sanchez as the winner though.


I have disdain for Sanchez. Even though Gomi is pretty much finished as a fighter, I'm still picking him to KO Diego.
 
2013-03-02 11:44:15 PM  
Are we not going to get to see Diego Sanchez's entrance? BOO.
 
2013-03-02 11:44:26 PM  
Dammit Denny's commercial, now I want bacon eggs and pancakes.  Farkin' late night cravings.
 
2013-03-02 11:45:44 PM  

Earguy: Dammit Denny's commercial, now I want bacon eggs and pancakes.  Farkin' late night cravings.


I picked up a Wendy's chicken sandwich on the way home. Delicious.
 
2013-03-02 11:45:47 PM  

RevMercutio: Are we not going to get to see Diego Sanchez's entrance? BOO.


no YES YES YES
 
2013-03-02 11:46:22 PM  
When did he stop being the Nightmare?
 
2013-03-02 11:46:28 PM  
Diego looks out of shape
 
2013-03-02 11:46:28 PM  
Gomi looks scared.
 
2013-03-02 11:46:32 PM  
Diego is a fruitcake.
 
2013-03-02 11:46:42 PM  
Would like to see Gomi win just because Sanchez was too goddamn lazy to make weight.
 
2013-03-02 11:46:53 PM  
shot fighter vs shot fighter

Yay.
 
2013-03-02 11:47:10 PM  
13leafs01.webs.comSorry Diego, there is only one "The Dream" in sports today.
 
2013-03-02 11:49:06 PM  
NUT SHOT
 
2013-03-02 11:49:17 PM  
Nutshot!
 
2013-03-02 11:49:23 PM  
Without Rogan, will we get the nutshot replays?
 
2013-03-02 11:49:33 PM  

libranoelrose: When did he stop being the Nightmare?


when he decided to use 'la bomba' as his intro song.
 
2013-03-02 11:49:59 PM  
Battle of the duelling ankle supporters.
 
2013-03-02 11:50:15 PM  
LoR75:Sorry Diego, there is only one "The Dream" in sports today.

How about "The Wet Dream?"

img.bleacherreport.net
 
2013-03-02 11:50:28 PM  

Your Average Witty Fark User: Would like to see Gomi win just because Sanchez was too goddamn lazy to make weight.


Maybe can't make it. He partied a lot back in the day, has looked doughy for several fights now. I was stunned when I saw he was trying to go back to 55.
 
2013-03-02 11:50:35 PM  

libranoelrose: When did he stop being the Nightmare?


2011.

'"I let that go. I let the 'Nightmare' go," he said on a Tuesday teleconference. "To me, I see some negative in it. A nightmare is something that is negative and kind of evil. I don't want to represent that. I want to represent positivity and good.

"I look back on my career. The 'Nightmare'? The nightmare was myself," he continued. "All the times I fell off track and got into drinking, got into smoking weed, the things that brought me down, the partying. That was my nightmare. I was my own nightmare. I'm grown up. I'm going to let that name go. '
 
2013-03-02 11:50:35 PM  
Is Gomi's corner yelling instructions to him in Spanish?
 
2013-03-02 11:52:10 PM  
Surprised to see a submission attempt by Sanchez.
 
2013-03-02 11:52:14 PM  
Well this blows. My stream has been HD all night but is now turning to choppy shiat. :(
 
2013-03-02 11:52:41 PM  

Your Average Witty Fark User: Would like to see Gomi win just because Sanchez was too goddamn lazy to make weight.


Wasn't Sanchez the last guy to get the shiat beat out of him by BJ Penn before Penn's downfall? That's gotta mess with your head at least a little.

(And it's not like Sanchez was all that stable to begin with.)
 
2013-03-02 11:52:43 PM  
10-9 Sanchez
 
2013-03-02 11:53:02 PM  
10-9 Sanchez
 
2013-03-02 11:53:09 PM  

libranoelrose: Well this blows. My stream has been HD all night but is now turning to choppy shiat. :(


Ditto.
 
2013-03-02 11:53:11 PM  
10-9 Daniel Bryan
 
2013-03-02 11:53:14 PM  

Earguy: LoR75:Sorry Diego, there is only one "The Dream" in sports today.

How about "The Wet Dream?"

[img.bleacherreport.net image 650x433]


that works too!

/major crush
 
2013-03-02 11:53:34 PM  

the biggest redneck here: Your Average Witty Fark User: Would like to see Gomi win just because Sanchez was too goddamn lazy to make weight.

Maybe can't make it. He partied a lot back in the day, has looked doughy for several fights now. I was stunned when I saw he was trying to go back to 55.


If you're not sure you're going to make weight, you have one of two choices in my opinion- don't take it, or work with Dolce. Coming in overweight is disrespectful.
 
2013-03-02 11:54:17 PM  

Klippoklondike: 10-9 Daniel Bryan


YES!
 
2013-03-02 11:55:26 PM  
Gomi needs a Thai steel cup

/since Rogan isn't there
 
2013-03-02 11:55:37 PM  

RepoManTSM: Klippoklondike: 10-9 Daniel Bryan

YES!


NO!
 
2013-03-02 11:56:24 PM  

RepoManTSM: Klippoklondike: 10-9 Daniel Bryan

YES!


wut
 
2013-03-02 11:57:01 PM  

Jensaarai: Your Average Witty Fark User: Would like to see Gomi win just because Sanchez was too goddamn lazy to make weight.

Wasn't Sanchez the last guy to get the shiat beat out of him by BJ Penn before Penn's downfall? That's gotta mess with your head at least a little.

(And it's not like Sanchez was all that stable to begin with.)


BJ's kick to Diego's head resulted in Diego looking like someone attacked him with an axe.
 
2013-03-02 11:58:19 PM  

Your Average Witty Fark User: the biggest redneck here: Your Average Witty Fark User: Would like to see Gomi win just because Sanchez was too goddamn lazy to make weight.

Maybe can't make it. He partied a lot back in the day, has looked doughy for several fights now. I was stunned when I saw he was trying to go back to 55.

If you're not sure you're going to make weight, you have one of two choices in my opinion- don't take it, or work with Dolce. Coming in overweight is disrespectful.


Dolce with Hendricks. And Sanchez missed by like 20 ounces and quit, probably done it too many times.
 
2013-03-02 11:58:32 PM  

Your Average Witty Fark User: Jensaarai: Your Average Witty Fark User: Would like to see Gomi win just because Sanchez was too goddamn lazy to make weight.

Wasn't Sanchez the last guy to get the shiat beat out of him by BJ Penn before Penn's downfall? That's gotta mess with your head at least a little.

(And it's not like Sanchez was all that stable to begin with.)

BJ's kick to Diego's head resulted in Diego looking like someone attacked him with an axe.


/Wanderlei whistles and walks away nonchalantly
 
2013-03-02 11:58:35 PM  
fly by knee!
 
2013-03-02 11:58:41 PM  

Your Average Witty Fark User: Jensaarai: Your Average Witty Fark User: Would like to see Gomi win just because Sanchez was too goddamn lazy to make weight.

Wasn't Sanchez the last guy to get the shiat beat out of him by BJ Penn before Penn's downfall? That's gotta mess with your head at least a little.

(And it's not like Sanchez was all that stable to begin with.)

BJ's kick to Diego's head resulted in Diego looking like someone attacked him with an axe.


I thought that was awesome.
 
2013-03-02 11:58:49 PM  
10-9 Gomi

All evened up.
 
2013-03-02 11:58:53 PM  
10-9 Gomi, 19-19
 
2013-03-02 11:59:11 PM  
10-9 Gomi. 19-19
 
2013-03-02 11:59:12 PM  
Tough round to score, Gomi I guess. 19-19
 
2013-03-03 12:00:23 AM  
Nutjob
 
2013-03-03 12:01:21 AM  

libranoelrose: RepoManTSM: Klippoklondike: 10-9 Daniel Bryan

YES!

wut


you see its funny, because the bj penn fight Diego sanchez walked in screaming YES like a farking idiot.

And Daniel Bryan's catchphrase is YES!
 
2013-03-03 12:02:30 AM  

Flragnararch: libranoelrose: RepoManTSM: Klippoklondike: 10-9 Daniel Bryan

YES!

wut

you see its funny, because the bj penn fight Diego sanchez walked in screaming YES like a farking idiot.

And Daniel Bryan's catchphrase is YES!


him and Gomi should just hug it out.
 
2013-03-03 12:03:11 AM  

Flragnararch: libranoelrose: RepoManTSM: Klippoklondike: 10-9 Daniel Bryan

YES!

wut

you see its funny, because the bj penn fight Diego sanchez walked in screaming YES like a farking idiot.

And Daniel Bryan's catchphrase is YES!


I have no idea who Daniel Bryan is.
 
2013-03-03 12:03:18 AM  

Flragnararch: libranoelrose: RepoManTSM: Klippoklondike: 10-9 Daniel Bryan

YES!

wut

you see its funny, because the bj penn fight Diego sanchez walked in screaming YES like a farking idiot.

And Daniel Bryan's catchphrase is YES!


Is it back to YES?  I thought it'd been NO for a while.  I dunno.  It's just silly.
 
2013-03-03 12:04:06 AM  

psychicdeath99: Flragnararch: libranoelrose: RepoManTSM: Klippoklondike: 10-9 Daniel Bryan

YES!

wut

you see its funny, because the bj penn fight Diego sanchez walked in screaming YES like a farking idiot.

And Daniel Bryan's catchphrase is YES!

I have no idea who Daniel Bryan is.


WWE wrestler, lately been more comedic than anything else.
 
2013-03-03 12:04:39 AM  
lol, the farking newbies behind me are coughing because they don't know how to smoke.

I look back and they have a box of swisher sweets.

In a cigar lounge.
 
2013-03-03 12:05:13 AM  
Gomi won it.
 
2013-03-03 12:05:22 AM  
10-9 Gomi. 29-28 Gomi.
 
2013-03-03 12:05:26 AM  
Why not go for the double wizard?

29-28 Gomi by another split.
 
2013-03-03 12:05:26 AM  
Not much to go on with the third round, 10-9 Gomi giving him the fight 29-28.  But it was close and could go either way
 
2013-03-03 12:05:39 AM  
Rd 3 and the fight to Gomi despite a spirited finish by Sanchez
 
2013-03-03 12:05:55 AM  
Gomi!

Another split decision, I'm sure.
 
2013-03-03 12:06:54 AM  

violentsalvation: Gomi!

Another split decision, I'm sure.


this
 
2013-03-03 12:06:56 AM  

Flragnararch: lol, the farking newbies behind me are coughing because they don't know how to smoke.

I look back and they have a box of swisher sweets.

In a cigar lounge.


tell them to turn in their man cards.
 
2013-03-03 12:06:59 AM  

Earguy: psychicdeath99: Flragnararch: libranoelrose: RepoManTSM: Klippoklondike: 10-9 Daniel Bryan

YES!

wut

you see its funny, because the bj penn fight Diego sanchez walked in screaming YES like a farking idiot.

And Daniel Bryan's catchphrase is YES!

I have no idea who Daniel Bryan is.

WWE wrestler, lately been more comedic than anything else.


Ah. The last time I willingly watched pro wrestling it was still the Andre the Giant era.
 
2013-03-03 12:07:46 AM  

Flragnararch: lol, the farking newbies behind me are coughing because they don't know how to smoke.

I look back and they have a box of swisher sweets.

In a cigar lounge.


Seriously?  I don't smoke at all, and I know better than that.

For my son's high school graduation, he wanted  a cigar to celebrate with.  So I went to my local shop, talked to the owner, and we picked out a nice though mild one, and in a tube that he could keep as a memento (which he still has).

College graduation is coming up, I should probably do that again, and get an even nicer cigar.
 
2013-03-03 12:07:52 AM  
Robbed.
 
2013-03-03 12:07:55 AM  
LOL WOW
 
2013-03-03 12:07:56 AM  

LoR75: Why not go for the double wizard?

29-28 Gomi by another split.


so close.  It was that last 30 seconds.
 
2013-03-03 12:07:57 AM  
bleh.
 
2013-03-03 12:08:02 AM  
Are they setting a record for split decisions in one night?
 
2013-03-03 12:08:09 AM  
I guess I can see that, but meh.
 
paj
2013-03-03 12:08:10 AM  
29-28 Sanchez
29-28 Gomi
29-28 Sanchez

robbery
 
2013-03-03 12:08:20 AM  
Robbery!
 
2013-03-03 12:08:23 AM  
Are you farking kidding me? Diego Sanchez is basically becoming the next Leonard Garcia.
 
2013-03-03 12:08:26 AM  
jeezes.  Will never understand what judges see in sanchez.  Also gifted him the Kampmann fight.
 
2013-03-03 12:08:30 AM  
I disagree, but it was close enough that I can't complain.
 
2013-03-03 12:08:54 AM  
meh
 
2013-03-03 12:09:27 AM  
Not boxing bad but still bad.
 
2013-03-03 12:10:02 AM  

Earguy: Flragnararch: lol, the farking newbies behind me are coughing because they don't know how to smoke.

I look back and they have a box of swisher sweets.

In a cigar lounge.

Seriously?  I don't smoke at all, and I know better than that.

For my son's high school graduation, he wanted  a cigar to celebrate with.  So I went to my local shop, talked to the owner, and we picked out a nice though mild one, and in a tube that he could keep as a memento (which he still has).

College graduation is coming up, I should probably do that again, and get an even nicer cigar.


montecristo, yellow tube, 9$ in most spots.  Enjoy.
 
2013-03-03 12:10:11 AM  

CreativeFarkHandle: Are they setting a record for split decisions in one night?


I haven't seen this many spilt decisions since Mark Hunt couldn't decide between chocolate and caramel sauce.

/sorry, it's late.
//I'm tired.
 
2013-03-03 12:11:04 AM  
Dammit. Cecil Peoples was out getting sushi and didn't get his card to me in time.

/plus I forgot...
 
2013-03-03 12:11:07 AM  
I've lost count.

Promo 7 or 8.
 
2013-03-03 12:11:48 AM  
lol okay nick
 
2013-03-03 12:12:16 AM  
So ready to see GSP kick Diaz's ass. Not simply because I can't stand Diaz, but I can't stand his diehard fans either (or Stocktards, as I like to refer to them).
 
2013-03-03 12:12:36 AM  

Flragnararch: Earguy: Flragnararch: lol, the farking newbies behind me are coughing because they don't know how to smoke.

I look back and they have a box of swisher sweets.

In a cigar lounge.

Seriously?  I don't smoke at all, and I know better than that.

For my son's high school graduation, he wanted  a cigar to celebrate with.  So I went to my local shop, talked to the owner, and we picked out a nice though mild one, and in a tube that he could keep as a memento (which he still has).

College graduation is coming up, I should probably do that again, and get an even nicer cigar.

montecristo, yellow tube, 9$ in most spots.  Enjoy.


Last cigar I had was a Romeo y Julieta Churchill. Not bad for the price.
 
2013-03-03 12:12:44 AM  
Dude you don't even know if you're FIGHTING him. You've been dicking the UFC around so much lately Dana says he may move Ellenberger up to fight GSP and just remove you from the card. You're a twat, Diaz.
 
2013-03-03 12:12:49 AM  

cookiefleck: lol okay nick


I am hoping that GSP rocks Nick's world.
 
2013-03-03 12:14:31 AM  
This cannot possibly go three rounds.
 
2013-03-03 12:15:24 AM  

dr_blasto: This cannot possibly go three rounds.


I'm guessing 2nd roubd sub for STruve
 
2013-03-03 12:15:32 AM  

Earguy: Earguy: Earguy: Earguy: I didn't do a Tapout card, but for this fight I predict Kim takes it.

And I predict Hirota next.

Dammit.  I didn't know much about either Yahya nor Hirota, so I went with what I read on the internet.  When I saw Hirota's slow air-punches in the intro promo, I thought I might have made the wrong call.  And I did.

Okay, next up:  Okami vs Lombard.  I'm going with Okami, though the odds are with Lombard.  Decision, not a particularly exciting fight.

Okay, I'm back on track.

Next, Gomi/Sanchez?  I'm taking Sanchez.  The leather is going to fly.  Blood gods may be appeased.  But I don't think we'll see a KO, I could be wrong about that, but that's my prediction.  Pretty confident about picking Sanchez as the winner though.


Wooo!  Feeling like a wizard now.

Hunt vs Struve:  I'm less confident about this call.  I have my reservations about Struve, but I think he'll win it.  I think they're trying to build him up and it's something of a step-ladder match, they're setting Struve up to win.  But Hunt could break out and hit Struve on a pretty glassy chin.  Still, since I must choose, I'm going with Struve.
 
2013-03-03 12:16:22 AM  

skinbubble: I am hoping that GSP rocks Nick's world.


NTTAWWT
 
2013-03-03 12:16:29 AM  
Diaz trains with Ward, GSP with Bute. That would be a better fight.
 
2013-03-03 12:16:36 AM  

psychicdeath99: montecristo, yellow tube, 9$ in most spots. Enjoy.

Last cigar I had was a Romeo y Julieta Churchill. Not bad for the price.


Thanks to you both for the suggestions, I will tuck them away for May.
 
2013-03-03 12:16:49 AM  
8 or 9 now
 
2013-03-03 12:17:04 AM  

psychicdeath99: Flragnararch: Earguy: Flragnararch: lol, the farking newbies behind me are coughing because they don't know how to smoke.

I look back and they have a box of swisher sweets.

In a cigar lounge.

Seriously?  I don't smoke at all, and I know better than that.

For my son's high school graduation, he wanted  a cigar to celebrate with.  So I went to my local shop, talked to the owner, and we picked out a nice though mild one, and in a tube that he could keep as a memento (which he still has).

College graduation is coming up, I should probably do that again, and get an even nicer cigar.

montecristo, yellow tube, 9$ in most spots.  Enjoy.

Last cigar I had was a Romeo y Julieta Churchill. Not bad for the price.


I've had three of them and each one was worse than the last for whatever reason.  Either shoddy make or stale smoke not even half way through.

I've been smoking Arturo Fuente specials.  Not the best  build but they draw well, taste good, and you can't beat under $5 for a decent smoke.
 
2013-03-03 12:17:20 AM  

libranoelrose: dr_blasto: This cannot possibly go three rounds.

I'm guessing 2nd roubd sub for STruve


I like them both; hard to pick. I'll go with Hunt KO RD 1.
 
2013-03-03 12:17:29 AM  

Earguy: Earguy: Earguy: Earguy: Earguy: I didn't do a Tapout card, but for this fight I predict Kim takes it.

And I predict Hirota next.

Dammit.  I didn't know much about either Yahya nor Hirota, so I went with what I read on the internet.  When I saw Hirota's slow air-punches in the intro promo, I thought I might have made the wrong call.  And I did.

Okay, next up:  Okami vs Lombard.  I'm going with Okami, though the odds are with Lombard.  Decision, not a particularly exciting fight.

Okay, I'm back on track.

Next, Gomi/Sanchez?  I'm taking Sanchez.  The leather is going to fly.  Blood gods may be appeased.  But I don't think we'll see a KO, I could be wrong about that, but that's my prediction.  Pretty confident about picking Sanchez as the winner though.

Wooo!  Feeling like a wizard now.

Hunt vs Struve:  I'm less confident about this call.  I have my reservations about Struve, but I think he'll win it.  I think they're trying to build him up and it's something of a step-ladder match, they're setting Struve up to win.  But Hunt could break out and hit Struve on a pretty glassy chin.  Still, since I must choose, I'm going with Struve.


Pretty much this. Struve is an easy pick if he fights smart. The problem is that he doesn't always fight smart.
 
2013-03-03 12:18:52 AM  

psychicdeath99: Earguy: Earguy: Earguy: Earguy: Earguy: I didn't do a Tapout card, but for this fight I predict Kim takes it.

And I predict Hirota next.

Dammit.  I didn't know much about either Yahya nor Hirota, so I went with what I read on the internet.  When I saw Hirota's slow air-punches in the intro promo, I thought I might have made the wrong call.  And I did.

Okay, next up:  Okami vs Lombard.  I'm going with Okami, though the odds are with Lombard.  Decision, not a particularly exciting fight.

Okay, I'm back on track.

Next, Gomi/Sanchez?  I'm taking Sanchez.  The leather is going to fly.  Blood gods may be appeased.  But I don't think we'll see a KO, I could be wrong about that, but that's my prediction.  Pretty confident about picking Sanchez as the winner though.

Wooo!  Feeling like a wizard now.

Hunt vs Struve:  I'm less confident about this call.  I have my reservations about Struve, but I think he'll win it.  I think they're trying to build him up and it's something of a step-ladder match, they're setting Struve up to win.  But Hunt could break out and hit Struve on a pretty glassy chin.  Still, since I must choose, I'm going with Struve.

Pretty much this. Struve is an easy pick if he fights smart. The problem is that he doesn't always fight smart.


He frequently blocks punches with his face; he's tough no doubt, but you don't want to do that with Hunt.
 
2013-03-03 12:19:34 AM  
Everyone wins on this next fight.
 
2013-03-03 12:20:01 AM  
isn't this the battle of who stays in the UFC?
 
2013-03-03 12:20:02 AM  
these farkers had better deliver fireworks. I'm not recovered from goose season, and the little one has been getting up at 6Am recently.
 
2013-03-03 12:20:20 AM  
Short and fat vs tall and lanky. Let's do this.
 
2013-03-03 12:20:43 AM  
Here we go.
 
2013-03-03 12:20:50 AM  
Hunt and Nelson should fight. Loser is required to take the fork out of his mouth and drop down to LHW.
 
2013-03-03 12:21:11 AM  
Struve's shorts...he's sponsored by Chegg, the textbook-rental company?
 
2013-03-03 12:21:19 AM  

cookiefleck: isn't this the battle of who stays in the UFC?


they're both on win streaks and neither is known for snoozers.
 
2013-03-03 12:21:26 AM  
Not using his range well at all so far
 
2013-03-03 12:21:51 AM  

cookiefleck: isn't this the battle of who stays in the UFC?


Nah, they're both very safe.
 
2013-03-03 12:22:06 AM  
oh shi- game over hunt GAME OVER!
 
2013-03-03 12:22:06 AM  
Nice sweep!
 
2013-03-03 12:22:21 AM  
You don't see Hunt get swept too often, lol
 
2013-03-03 12:23:09 AM  

the biggest redneck here: cookiefleck: isn't this the battle of who stays in the UFC?

Nah, they're both very safe.


maybe im thinking the next fight?
 
2013-03-03 12:23:28 AM  

psychicdeath99: Not using his range well at all so far


Yeah, he never really does.  So frustrating with him.  You'd think that being a foot taller and reaching a foot longer than his opponents, that he'd be better than he is.
 
2013-03-03 12:23:38 AM  
And back on top.

Impressive.
 
2013-03-03 12:24:44 AM