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(Philly Burbs)   Police also said they found other paraphernalia associated with marijuana throughout the house including..."two pictures of the late reggae musician Bob Marley, a marijuana user"   (phillyburbs.com) divider line 35
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2013-03-02 09:12:04 PM  
6 votes:
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2013-03-02 06:09:46 PM  
6 votes:
Marijuana is a gateway drug, and should be controlled as such.  If the government has to "pile on" the charges, then it is for the best if it saves innocent kids from being tempted into a world of ruin.
2013-03-02 09:38:58 PM  
5 votes:
So if I have a picture of this guy I get arrested for Cocaine possession?
africaglobalstage.webs.com
2013-03-02 06:01:25 PM  
4 votes:

Rant_Casey's_Rabies_Buffet: I wonder what would happen if the cops caught you with some weed rolled up in a Bob Marley poster?


Even without cop math that's a lot of weed.
2013-03-02 10:11:28 PM  
3 votes:

flypusher713: Primitive Screwhead: If you don't think drugs have done good things for us, do me a favor, go home and take all your albums, tapes, cds...and burn them. Cause, you know what, all those musicians who made that great music that has enhanced your lives throughout the years...real farking high on drugs.

Not my Rachmaninov CDs!


Bullshiat!
Sergei ripped rails like a muthafarka!
2013-03-02 09:03:13 PM  
3 votes:
I have Bob Marley music on my hard drive, just bought Ziplocs from Costco last week, and a postal scale in my home office.
You can also find Bic lighters and incense if you look around.
Should I just report to prison now?
2013-03-02 11:24:21 PM  
2 votes:
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This thread is now drug paraphernalia.  You are all under arrest.
2013-03-02 10:33:46 PM  
2 votes:

Xenomech: I don't think the police understand what the word paraphernalia means.


My wife works in HR. She used to work for a chain store where she did hiring. One day she asked me if I knew what papraphernalia meant. I said "stuff".

She looks surprised and goes "oh". When I asked her why she reacted like that she reluctantly told me she passed on an applicant because he listed a paraphernalia charge and she thought it would be inappropriate to have a sex offender working in a store with so many children.

So now everytime I see a creepy looking guy with a pedo mustache I point him out and warn her to look out for the parapherniliac.
2013-03-02 10:14:01 PM  
2 votes:

Jclark666: This is why I only have posters of Carl Sagan on my wall.  Each of which are made up of billions and billions of atoms, any of which may have once actually been part of Carl Sagan.  Or me.  Or Jesus.  Or all three.  Whoa.


I'm not sure you are helping your defence there...
2013-03-02 09:01:49 PM  
2 votes:
God help anyone who gets busted with a Cypress Hill CD.
2013-03-03 03:34:36 AM  
1 votes:
Reminds me of that guy down in Texas they executed for torching his house on Christmas Day and killing his two young daughters. The arson investigator's findings were later proved totally bogus and during trial the prosecutor made a big deal of the fact he had Def Leopard posters on the wall -- known devil worshipers.

I used to have a neighbor from Columbia who decorated his entire apartment with photos he cut out of various magazines he matted and framed himself just to save money on art. He'd go to the paper recycling bin at a nearby elementary school and grab stacks of old magazines; Vogue, National Geographic...anything with full page photos. It didn't look too bad, every wall in his house was covered with pictures. I never would have guessed he was getting the pics from magazines until one day I asked about one and he told me about his peculiar method of home decoration.

I can just imagine the mind fark of some dumb cop when they went in his house and saw Madonna, the Dos Equis guy and the Pandora's galaxy cluster in his living room.
2013-03-03 02:17:27 AM  
1 votes:
OK enough from the pottheads here.

Come on copsuckers PLEASE justify this shiat to me we need your side of the story.
2013-03-03 12:56:50 AM  
1 votes:
I have so many Grateful Dead concerts taped, they would have to reopen Alcatraz.
2013-03-02 10:41:20 PM  
1 votes:

Wangiss: That's like saying Bill Clinton likes the ladies. Our that W tended to make verbal slips.


My favorite:
''I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office.''

-President George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., May 12, 2008
2013-03-02 10:21:57 PM  
1 votes:

flypusher713: Primitive Screwhead: If you don't think drugs have done good things for us, do me a favor, go home and take all your albums, tapes, cds...and burn them. Cause, you know what, all those musicians who made that great music that has enhanced your lives throughout the years...real farking high on drugs.

Not my Rachmaninov CDs!


not my McGruff tape!!

i.ytimg.com
2013-03-02 10:19:10 PM  
1 votes:

Lucky LaRue: Marijuana is a gateway drug, and should be controlled as such.  If the government has to "pile on" the charges, then it is for the best if it saves innocent kids from being tempted into a world of ruin.


i933.photobucket.com
laughs at your version of a "world of ruin"
2013-03-02 10:10:16 PM  
1 votes:
This is why I only have posters of Carl Sagan on my wall.  Each of which are made up of billions and billions of atoms, any of which may have once actually been part of Carl Sagan.  Or me.  Or Jesus.  Or all three.  Whoa.
2013-03-02 10:03:06 PM  
1 votes:

Gyrfalcon: SundaesChild: This affirms my belief that my small collection of true crime nonfiction books will be used as evidence against me if anyone around me ever dies and I am wrongly accused of murder.

Christ, that's going to make me into the reincarnation of Mao, Stalin and Adolf Hitler. And possibly Osama bin Laden and Dick Cheney.


I am sure you have a ways to go on the Scale of Evil before you reach Dick Cheney.
2013-03-02 09:54:59 PM  
1 votes:

SundaesChild: This affirms my belief that my small collection of true crime nonfiction books will be used as evidence against me if anyone around me ever dies and I am wrongly accused of murder.


Christ, that's going to make me into the reincarnation of Mao, Stalin and Adolf Hitler. And possibly Osama bin Laden and Dick Cheney.
2013-03-02 09:48:10 PM  
1 votes:

Lucky LaRue: Marijuana is a gateway drug, and should be controlled as such.  If the government has to "pile on" the charges, then it is for the best if it saves innocent kids from being tempted into a world of ruin.


Dad?
2013-03-02 09:45:33 PM  
1 votes:

mrlewish: So if I have a picture of this guy I get arrested for Cocaine possession?
[africaglobalstage.webs.com image 370x398]


There are other universes, where possession of that picture would cost you your life. I have a goatee in this universe...
2013-03-02 09:43:18 PM  
1 votes:

Primitive Screwhead: If you don't think drugs have done good things for us, do me a favor, go home and take all your albums, tapes, cds...and burn them. Cause, you know what, all those musicians who made that great music that has enhanced your lives throughout the years...real farking high on drugs.


Not my Rachmaninov CDs!
2013-03-02 09:42:50 PM  
1 votes:
I have a Johnny Cash poster guess I'll stay away from Reno.
2013-03-02 09:30:58 PM  
1 votes:
roberthood.net

It's for tobacco, dick
2013-03-02 09:19:51 PM  
1 votes:

slackananda: God help anyone who gets busted with a Cypress Hill CD.


I'm flushing my Bongzilla CD's down the toilet as we speak.
2013-03-02 09:10:32 PM  
1 votes:

Ima4nic8or: Calling Bob Marley posters drug paraphenalia seems pretty reasonable to me.  I cant say I ever knew anyone who liked Bob Marley, other than pot heads. And this case certainly supports that idea.  They were after all growing large amounts of that crap.  If classifying Bob Marley posters at drug paraphenalia will get them more time then I am all for it.  The last thing we need is more druggies selling their poison in our neighborhoods.


First you are no mike lol... Second just think of the blunt you could roll with a Bob Marley poster...especially the long way.
2013-03-02 09:09:50 PM  
1 votes:
Hide your doritos.
2013-03-02 09:05:11 PM  
1 votes:
Calling Bob Marley posters drug paraphenalia seems pretty reasonable to me.  I cant say I ever knew anyone who liked Bob Marley, other than pot heads. And this case certainly supports that idea.  They were after all growing large amounts of that crap.  If classifying Bob Marley posters at drug paraphenalia will get them more time then I am all for it.  The last thing we need is more druggies selling their poison in our neighborhoods.
2013-03-02 09:02:44 PM  
1 votes:
That's like saying Bill Clinton likes the ladies. Our that W tended to make verbal slips.
2013-03-02 08:58:32 PM  
1 votes:
If you don't think drugs have done good things for us, do me a favor, go home and take all your albums, tapes, cds...and burn them. Cause, you know what, all those musicians who made that great music that has enhanced your lives throughout the years...real farking high on drugs.
2013-03-02 07:45:36 PM  
1 votes:
A Bob Marley poster isn't drug paraphernalia, but those Day-glo black light posters certainly are. You just can't appreciate them stone cold sober.
2013-03-02 07:24:37 PM  
1 votes:
The guy's in enough trouble as it is, but calling pictures of Bob Marley "marijuana paraphernalia" is classic law-enforcement piling-on.

And lord help me, I have Peter Tosh CD's in my living room!

www.jah-lyrics.com
2013-03-02 06:54:03 PM  
1 votes:

sno man: I wonder if the two pictures of Bob were album covers, between that and zippy bags I bet there are a lot of houses with paraphernalia.

...Arrest. Everyone!


No shiat. In my kitchen, I've apparently got Pablo Escobar levels of paraphernalia.

What can I say? There was a sale on Ziplocks, and I need a place to keep my cheese (if you know what I mean).
2013-03-02 06:29:25 PM  
1 votes:
I wonder if the two pictures of Bob were album covers, between that and zippy bags I bet there are a lot of houses with paraphernalia.

...Arrest. Everyone!
2013-03-02 06:23:07 PM  
1 votes:

beantowndog: Rant_Casey's_Rabies_Buffet: I wonder what would happen if the cops caught you with some weed rolled up in a Bob Marley poster?

Even without cop math that's a lot of weed.


You don't necessarily have to fill the poster.
 
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