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(AZCentral)   Attractive 36-year-old physical-education teacher arrested for physical-education with female student (w/mugshot)   (azcentral.com) divider line 60
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2013-03-02 05:11:58 PM
An unattractive lesbian gym coach? Teh hell you say!

/had an unattractive lesbian gym coach who was the student of the other unattractive lesbian gym coach
 
2013-03-02 05:14:11 PM
"Nicole Renee Wooten told police that she committed sexual acts with an eighth-grader between 2005 and 2006, according to court documents."


She looks like she's had seven years of bad luck.
 
2013-03-02 05:24:01 PM
Attractive?

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2013-03-02 06:17:58 PM
I fall for that every single time.
 
2013-03-02 07:03:13 PM
At least she wasn't successful, that would be racist
 
2013-03-02 07:03:49 PM
That dude is pretty far from attractive.
 
2013-03-02 07:05:39 PM
Hmmm I just know this is going to be a thread revolving around homely lesbians and farker high school PE teachers.
 
2013-03-02 07:05:46 PM
Even taking into account the fact it's a mugshot.
 
2013-03-02 07:05:47 PM
The usual "attractive" or "smoking hot" lie, but at least this one was unique.
 
2013-03-02 07:06:26 PM
Hanging's too good for him!
 
2013-03-02 07:07:03 PM
Nice, it ate my image.

This one's funnier.

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2013-03-02 07:07:21 PM
Oh boy here is the Fark brigade of the virginity which is not the name of the Catholic holy day but is instead the name of the people who will come to this and say that the woman upon which is linked has the sharp knees.  Now I have not done the clicking of the link of this thus far but I can say to you that this woman is likely the Real Life 6 and the Internet 9 and yet these individuals will say OM MAGOODNESS SHE IS SO BELOW THE STANDARDS OF ME.  Something is however saying she will not be the unattractive...*engages in link clicking*  OM MAGOODNESS DO THE DOUSING OF THIS WITH THE FLAMMABLE SUBSTANCE AND THEN PROVIDE TO ME THE MATCH!
 
2013-03-02 07:07:43 PM
I read the article to see if it was a guy or girl.
 
2013-03-02 07:08:45 PM
As Emo Phillps has said: " I had a female gym teacher.  She was bi and large."
 
2013-03-02 07:08:52 PM
She looked slightly better in last summer's mugshot.  "Domestic violence, 3rd."  IDK if that's 3rd degree or 3rd offense.
 
2013-03-02 07:09:04 PM
I was more successful in rubbing one out to the dead manta ray pics two threads down.
 
2013-03-02 07:10:37 PM

Rozinante: I read the article to see if it was a guy or girl.


I'm still not sure what it is.
 
2013-03-02 07:12:38 PM
Regardless of how ugly she is; since she's a woman she should be freed immediately.
 
2013-03-02 07:12:55 PM

meow said the dog: Oh boy here is the Fark brigade of the virginity which is not the name of the Catholic holy day but is instead the name of the people who will come to this and say that the woman upon which is linked has the sharp knees.  Now I have not done the clicking of the link of this thus far but I can say to you that this woman is likely the Real Life 6 and the Internet 9 and yet these individuals will say OM MAGOODNESS SHE IS SO BELOW THE STANDARDS OF ME.  Something is however saying she will not be the unattractive...*engages in link clicking*  OM MAGOODNESS DO THE DOUSING OF THIS WITH THE FLAMMABLE SUBSTANCE AND THEN PROVIDE TO ME THE MATCH!


Meow is so much more entertaining now that you never know where she'll pop out. =D
 
2013-03-02 07:13:09 PM

MorningBreath: I fall for that every single time.


We've had some attractive ones, or at least semi-attractive ones in the last couple of weeks, so I clicked on the link thinking I was going to get more of the same.  As the page was loading, I said to myself "Self, I have a bad feeling about this one.   Prepare yourself".
 
2013-03-02 07:14:05 PM
Amos Quito [TotalFark]


"Nicole Renee Wooten told police that she committed sexual acts with an eighth-grader between 2005 and 2006, according to court documents."


She looks like she's had seven years of bad luck.


And I know why the mirror broke.
 
2013-03-02 07:17:54 PM

BarkingUnicorn: She looked slightly better in last summer's mugshot.  "Domestic violence, 3rd."  IDK if that's 3rd degree or 3rd offense.


Damn, she's let herself go a bit, hasn't she?

Adjusting for the mugshot effect, she's positively smoking in that one.
 
2013-03-02 07:20:09 PM
I come back to Fark and the first link I get has Meow?  AWESOME SAUCE!
 
2013-03-02 07:24:42 PM

dv-ous: BarkingUnicorn: She looked slightly better in last summer's mugshot.  "Domestic violence, 3rd."  IDK if that's 3rd degree or 3rd offense.

Damn, she's let herself go a bit, hasn't she?
Adjusting for the mugshot effect, she's positively smoking in that one.


Did you adjust for the fact that it's a completely different woman?

/If that was a troll, BarkingUnicorn, it was excellently done.
 
2013-03-02 07:24:53 PM
She looks more 0bama than he does.
 
2013-03-02 07:25:38 PM
like...
 
2013-03-02 07:31:21 PM
Be forewarned   It depends upon your definition of attractive.

/Do not want!
 
2013-03-02 07:33:10 PM

Ryker's Peninsula: I was more successful in rubbing one out to the dead manta ray pics two threads down.


To be fair, you didn't have much time to recover.
 
2013-03-02 07:37:42 PM
We all know why she doesn't have a mate.
 
2013-03-02 07:38:51 PM
www.brooklynvegan.com

/ But what you want is an adult education
 
2013-03-02 07:43:33 PM
I wonder if she drives a Subaru forester or a Subaru outback?
 
2013-03-02 07:45:09 PM
So let me summarize for all you who were smart enough not to click for the pic:

FAT DIESEL DYKE WITH A FAUX HAWK

My work here is done. Thank you.
 
2013-03-02 07:49:36 PM
All this talk about the P.E. teacher, but nobody has said a word about sexpot 12 year old? Is the Fark first string out of the game?
 
2013-03-02 07:51:03 PM
Her yearbook photo

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2013-03-02 07:58:04 PM

jack_sawyer75: I wonder if she drives a Subaru forester or a Subaru outback?


Whatever it was, it was 12 years old and it did not take kindly to being traded in.
 
2013-03-02 07:59:41 PM

MorningBreath: I fall for that every single time.


You are not alone.
 
2013-03-02 08:06:10 PM
If there is any chance of vag being there, I'll hit it.
 
2013-03-02 08:21:47 PM
LOL
 
2013-03-02 08:23:45 PM
www.azcentral.comwww.themizonline.com

Really?
/Really?
//Really?
 
2013-03-02 08:28:56 PM
I was about to say how hot that is.  Then I saw the picture.
 
2013-03-02 08:30:27 PM

OscarTamerz: So let me summarize for all you who were smart enough not to click for the pic:

FAT DIESEL DYKE WITH A FAUX HAWK

My work here is done. Thank you.


This one would need many false twitter accounts to get boosted to wards the top of the trending topics.
 
2013-03-02 08:30:43 PM

KellyKellyKelly: Really?
/Really?
//Really?


REALLY
 
2013-03-02 08:51:31 PM
forums.watchuseek.com

i was expecting at least "British hot"...
 
2013-03-02 09:01:36 PM
Eyebleach!
 
2013-03-02 09:15:18 PM

numbone: Amos Quito [TotalFark]


"Nicole Renee Wooten told police that she committed sexual acts with an eighth-grader between 2005 and 2006, according to court documents."


She looks like she's had seven years of bad luck.

And I know why the mirror broke.


Mine did too..and it was 12 feet away and in another room!
 
2013-03-02 09:15:46 PM
i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-02 09:28:24 PM
So "American hot" then...
 
2013-03-02 09:48:09 PM
I know what''s coming yet I still click...
 
2013-03-02 09:59:12 PM

foxyshadis: meow said the dog: Oh boy here is the Fark brigade of the virginity which is not the name of the Catholic holy day but is instead the name of the people who will come to this and say that the woman upon which is linked has the sharp knees.  Now I have not done the clicking of the link of this thus far but I can say to you that this woman is likely the Real Life 6 and the Internet 9 and yet these individuals will say OM MAGOODNESS SHE IS SO BELOW THE STANDARDS OF ME.  Something is however saying she will not be the unattractive...*engages in link clicking*  OM MAGOODNESS DO THE DOUSING OF THIS WITH THE FLAMMABLE SUBSTANCE AND THEN PROVIDE TO ME THE MATCH!

Meow is so much more entertaining now that you never know where she'll pop out. =D


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2013-03-02 10:46:52 PM
Thankfully that website was kind enough to provide it's own eye bleach under that pic.

www.azcentral.com

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