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(WBOC Delmarva)   Apparently everybody's favorite beauty queen/amateur porn star also has some outstanding warrants   (wboc.com) divider line 24
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2013-03-02 07:45:53 PM  
3 votes:

DaWormyPimpsta: Hey grammar nerds,

The story is about a beauty queen who shot a porn vi...

shiat, my bad

badly.  I forgot who I was talking to for a second.  Carry on.

ftfy
2013-03-02 07:05:10 PM  
3 votes:

BarkingUnicorn: Inflatable Rhetoric: BarkingUnicorn: poe_zlaw: Every time I fap to her video I feel bad.

You should feel badly.

I feel bad is correct.  Were you kidding?

To feel badly is to do a poor job of feeling.

No.  "Bad" is an adjective; it modifies nouns.  "Badly" is an adverb, telling you how to feel in this case.

"You are bad and you should feel badly."


LAUGHTER OL you are both the incorrect individuals.

The correct statement upon this should be of the following:

"You should do the feeling of badness very much."
2013-03-02 05:50:11 PM  
3 votes:
The Miss Delaware pageant has some really high standards.

I look forward to the day when swimsuit competitions are replaced by sex tape competitions.
2013-03-02 07:48:55 PM  
2 votes:
Clearly the people who can still function when there's a suggestion that an attractive woman exists are the ones who need to get out more.
2013-03-02 06:48:19 PM  
2 votes:
Listen as the individual who has been on quite the embarrassing release of the own video of me to the several Internet websittings that do the presentation of the material such as what was recorded in the video of this individual I will say to you very much that this is not something upon which you should do the judging of the individual for as perhaps maybe it was necessary for this individual in order to pay for the narcolepsy treatment which was needed by she as I am one who has watched the video of this for the purposes of the research and she seems to be the individual who falls asleep quite frequently as there is not the way that anyone who is awake would act like such the bore.  For this reason I am thinking that perhaps we should stop doing judgments and instead do the key bumps such as what I am guessing the next arrest for this deep voiced specimen will be.  Of course the videos which were done by me did require the prior interviewing as if I wished for watching the interview before the media filth session I would just watch Todayeach morning and see the strange interactionings of Matt Lauer and that woman who is on the show who has been done by he.  You are welcome.
2013-03-02 06:26:58 PM  
2 votes:
Ryker's Peninsula:
after seeing her "performance" I didn't even get a raise out of my boxers.

Why were you trying to stimulate your dogs?
You sound like a sick fark, even for this place!
2013-03-02 06:17:49 PM  
2 votes:
Bad choices: bet you can't make just one.
2013-03-02 05:54:24 PM  
2 votes:
You should all feel ashamed for looking down on a porn actress who is just trying to make her way in this misogynistic world!
2013-03-02 05:50:44 PM  
2 votes:
Every time I fap to her video I feel bad.
2013-03-02 08:22:54 PM  
1 votes:

BarkingUnicorn: No.  "Bad" is an adjective; it modifies nouns.  "Badly" is an adverb, telling you how to feel in this case.

"You are bad and you should feel badly."


As in "It is a sunny day and I feel hotly"
2013-03-02 07:23:04 PM  
1 votes:
Jesus. A story about a teenage porn queen wanted by the cops and nerds are arguing grammar...
2013-03-02 07:19:19 PM  
1 votes:

Inflatable Rhetoric: BarkingUnicorn: Inflatable Rhetoric: BarkingUnicorn: poe_zlaw: Every time I fap to her video I feel bad.

You should feel badly.

I feel bad is correct.  Were you kidding?

To feel badly is to do a poor job of feeling.

No.  "Bad" is an adjective; it modifies nouns.  "Badly" is an adverb, telling you how to feel in this case.

"You are bad and you should feel badly."

Usage note
The adjective bad  meaning "unpleasant, unattractive, unfavorable, spoiled, etc.," is the usual form to follow such copulative verbs as sound, smell, look,  and taste: After the rainstorm the water tasted bad. The coach says the locker room smells bad. I feel bad from overeating.


Why are you quoting a Creationist textbook?
2013-03-02 06:39:42 PM  
1 votes:

Trocadero: This is why we'll always need professional pornographers. Every once in a while you run into a hidden gem, a very talented amateur. But if you want quality and most importantly consistency, you need professionals. This is true for athletes, actors, musicians, and doctors. It also holds true for people who fark on camera.


Granted, I imagine it would be hard to feign enthusiasm when a a guy you just met tries to stick his finger in your ass, but then again, I've seen some pretty damn enthusiastic amateurs.

All I'm saying is, if you're going to risk your future and reputation on a porn film, you might as well go "balls out" (if you'll forgive the adult film parlance)
2013-03-02 06:24:47 PM  
1 votes:

The Southern Dandy: I found the link, but...

Holy shiat!  Her feet are freakishly HUGE.  Long, like skis.  I mean, they rival Ann Coulter's hands for the freakish title.


Then she should have no problem making tons of cash in the foot fetish porn biz.

/ Peggy Hill approves.
2013-03-02 06:18:20 PM  
1 votes:

poe_zlaw: Every time I fap to her video I feel bad.


The only reason you should feel bad is for fapping to such a boring and lifeless video!

Seriously, I've seen more enthusiasm at Insurance seminars!
2013-03-02 06:17:51 PM  
1 votes:
I found the link, but...

Holy shiat!  Her feet are freakishly HUGE.  Long, like skis.  I mean, they rival Ann Coulter's hands for the freakish title.
2013-03-02 06:07:06 PM  
1 votes:
I really hope she doesn't let this awkward start destroy her acting dreams.  She has a lot of potential, especially now that her self-esteem is completely out of the way.
2013-03-02 06:03:32 PM  
1 votes:
18 years old, doing porno, drunk, high, active arrest warrants, etc.  She really is the Queen......Queen of The Trailer Park.
2013-03-02 06:03:08 PM  
1 votes:
TTIUWLTSAP

This Thread Is Useless Without Link to Said Amateur Porn
2013-03-02 05:54:33 PM  
1 votes:
Is it time for another harvest?
2013-03-02 05:52:24 PM  
1 votes:

poe_zlaw: Every time I fap to her video I feel bad.


You should feel badly.
2013-03-02 05:51:27 PM  
1 votes:

JasonOfOrillia: If she needs cash for legal costs I can think of ways she can raise some.


Not me.  Schindler's List was a more pleasant experience than her video.
2013-03-02 05:50:54 PM  
1 votes:
Authorities said King was cited last June for allegedly stealing money from a city bus fare box.

Stay classy, hon.
2013-03-02 05:45:27 PM  
1 votes:
If she needs cash for legal costs I can think of ways she can raise some.
 
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