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2013-03-02 05:03:51 PM
underage possession of alcohol?
seriously??? we waste ANY amount of time and money on this??
 
2013-03-02 05:45:27 PM
If she needs cash for legal costs I can think of ways she can raise some.
 
2013-03-02 05:49:29 PM
I love how innocent she looks.
 
2013-03-02 05:49:54 PM
wboc.images.worldnow.com
Queen of Ocean shiatty.
 
2013-03-02 05:50:11 PM
The Miss Delaware pageant has some really high standards.

I look forward to the day when swimsuit competitions are replaced by sex tape competitions.
 
2013-03-02 05:50:44 PM
Every time I fap to her video I feel bad.
 
2013-03-02 05:50:54 PM
Authorities said King was cited last June for allegedly stealing money from a city bus fare box.

Stay classy, hon.
 
2013-03-02 05:51:27 PM

JasonOfOrillia: If she needs cash for legal costs I can think of ways she can raise some.


Not me.  Schindler's List was a more pleasant experience than her video.
 
2013-03-02 05:52:24 PM

poe_zlaw: Every time I fap to her video I feel bad.


You should feel badly.
 
2013-03-02 05:53:46 PM

jtown: Authorities said King was cited last June for allegedly stealing money from a city bus fare box.

Stay classy, hon.


OK, there have to be some drugs involved here.  That will be in Monday's thread.
 
2013-03-02 05:54:21 PM

jtown: Authorities said King was cited last June for allegedly stealing money from a city bus fare box.

Stay classy, hon.


As I understand it, she was in foster homes and had basically no money. So let's give a tip o' the hat to her parents.
 
2013-03-02 05:54:24 PM
You should all feel ashamed for looking down on a porn actress who is just trying to make her way in this misogynistic world!
 
2013-03-02 05:54:33 PM
Is it time for another harvest?
 
2013-03-02 05:55:52 PM

namatad: underage possession of alcohol?
seriously??? we waste ANY amount of time and money on this??


Because drunk driving related car accidents are the leading cause of deaths of US teens, maybe?
 
2013-03-02 05:58:51 PM
The patriarchy amirite womyns study majors
 
2013-03-02 05:58:55 PM
Obsessed over one porn star, are we Fark? Jeebus, and she was beauty queen of little Delaware, the state everyone forgets to name when you're asked to name all 50 States.

Followups to this keep being posted like it was Jennifer Lawrence who was discovered to be a secret porn star.
 
2013-03-02 06:00:09 PM

BarkingUnicorn: poe_zlaw: Every time I fap to her video I feel bad.

You should feel badly.


Reverse grammar Nazi? You take correct grammar and make out incorrect?

Or were you suggesting he should do a poor job masturbating?
 
2013-03-02 06:03:08 PM
TTIUWLTSAP

This Thread Is Useless Without Link to Said Amateur Porn
 
2013-03-02 06:03:32 PM
18 years old, doing porno, drunk, high, active arrest warrants, etc.  She really is the Queen......Queen of The Trailer Park.
 
2013-03-02 06:03:53 PM

skinink: Obsessed over one porn star, are we Fark? Jeebus, and she was beauty queen of little Delaware, the state everyone forgets to name when you're asked to name all 50 States.

Followups to this keep being posted like it was Jennifer Lawrence who was discovered to be a secret porn star.


Thanks, now I'm going to be awake all night and get up with carpal tunnel syndrome.
 
2013-03-02 06:06:03 PM
This skank is about to make some serious cash now. What a culture.
 
2013-03-02 06:07:06 PM
I really hope she doesn't let this awkward start destroy her acting dreams.  She has a lot of potential, especially now that her self-esteem is completely out of the way.
 
2013-03-02 06:07:16 PM
As far as amateur porn goes the video is very tame. I read the article about her on usa today, she had a tough life in and out of the foster care system, she just needed the money. In no way did she come off as a total whore. I had five minor in posession of alcohol charges, no big deal. With that said i would probably marry her.
 
2013-03-02 06:07:19 PM

The Southern Dandy: TTIUWLTSAP

This Thread Is Useless Without Link to Said Amateur Porn



I'll just say... it's something like that Zumba instructor.  Sound great in theory, until you realize you can find five trillion better porn videos on the net in five seconds or less.
 
2013-03-02 06:10:57 PM

JasonOfOrillia: If she needs cash for legal costs I can think of ways she can raise some.


You must mean Ebay, because after seeing her "performance" I didn't even get a raise out of my boxers.
 
2013-03-02 06:11:52 PM

ghare: jtown: Authorities said King was cited last June for allegedly stealing money from a city bus fare box.

Stay classy, hon.

As I understand it, she was in foster homes and had basically no money. So let's give a tip o' the hat to her parents.


Lots of poor kids manage to not steal bus fares.
 
2013-03-02 06:12:56 PM
Here's my question.

The outstanding warrants would have made her resign the crown anyway, and the story would have been a lot less salacious.  Where was the reporting then?
 
2013-03-02 06:15:11 PM

MattyFridays: Here's my question.

The outstanding warrants would have made her resign the crown anyway, and the story would have been a lot less salacious.  Where was the reporting then?


Outstanding warrants don't sell page clicks or put eyeballs in front of the TV. Uncovered amateur porn? STOP THE PRESSES!!!
 
2013-03-02 06:17:49 PM
Bad choices: bet you can't make just one.
 
2013-03-02 06:17:51 PM
I found the link, but...

Holy shiat!  Her feet are freakishly HUGE.  Long, like skis.  I mean, they rival Ann Coulter's hands for the freakish title.
 
2013-03-02 06:18:20 PM

poe_zlaw: Every time I fap to her video I feel bad.


The only reason you should feel bad is for fapping to such a boring and lifeless video!

Seriously, I've seen more enthusiasm at Insurance seminars!
 
2013-03-02 06:24:47 PM

The Southern Dandy: I found the link, but...

Holy shiat!  Her feet are freakishly HUGE.  Long, like skis.  I mean, they rival Ann Coulter's hands for the freakish title.


Then she should have no problem making tons of cash in the foot fetish porn biz.

/ Peggy Hill approves.
 
2013-03-02 06:26:58 PM
Ryker's Peninsula:
after seeing her "performance" I didn't even get a raise out of my boxers.

Why were you trying to stimulate your dogs?
You sound like a sick fark, even for this place!
 
2013-03-02 06:27:05 PM

Fissile: 18 years old, doing porno, drunk, high, active arrest warrants, etc.  She really is the Queen......Queen of The Trailer Park.


Don't we want to avoid being judgemental, because...

/girls just wanna have fun...
 
2013-03-02 06:30:47 PM

namatad: underage possession of alcohol?
seriously??? we waste ANY amount of time and money on this??


It's so serious they can try you as an adult.
 
2013-03-02 06:31:17 PM

LiteWerk: Fissile: 18 years old, doing porno, drunk, high, active arrest warrants, etc.  She really is the Queen......Queen of The Trailer Park.

Don't we want to avoid being judgemental, because...

/girls just wanna have fun...


and because we don't want to discourage them.
 
2013-03-02 06:32:34 PM

buntz: poe_zlaw: Every time I fap to her video I feel bad.

The only reason you should feel bad is for fapping to such a boring and lifeless video!

Seriously, I've seen more enthusiasm at Insurance seminars!


This is why we'll always need professional pornographers. Every once in a while you run into a hidden gem, a very talented amateur. But if you want quality and most importantly consistency, you need professionals. This is true for athletes, actors, musicians, and doctors. It also holds true for people who fark on camera.
 
2013-03-02 06:39:42 PM

Trocadero: This is why we'll always need professional pornographers. Every once in a while you run into a hidden gem, a very talented amateur. But if you want quality and most importantly consistency, you need professionals. This is true for athletes, actors, musicians, and doctors. It also holds true for people who fark on camera.


Granted, I imagine it would be hard to feign enthusiasm when a a guy you just met tries to stick his finger in your ass, but then again, I've seen some pretty damn enthusiastic amateurs.

All I'm saying is, if you're going to risk your future and reputation on a porn film, you might as well go "balls out" (if you'll forgive the adult film parlance)
 
2013-03-02 06:40:15 PM

BarkingUnicorn: poe_zlaw: Every time I fap to her video I feel bad.

You should feel badly.


I feel bad is correct.  Were you kidding?

To feel badly is to do a poor job of feeling.
 
2013-03-02 06:48:19 PM
Listen as the individual who has been on quite the embarrassing release of the own video of me to the several Internet websittings that do the presentation of the material such as what was recorded in the video of this individual I will say to you very much that this is not something upon which you should do the judging of the individual for as perhaps maybe it was necessary for this individual in order to pay for the narcolepsy treatment which was needed by she as I am one who has watched the video of this for the purposes of the research and she seems to be the individual who falls asleep quite frequently as there is not the way that anyone who is awake would act like such the bore.  For this reason I am thinking that perhaps we should stop doing judgments and instead do the key bumps such as what I am guessing the next arrest for this deep voiced specimen will be.  Of course the videos which were done by me did require the prior interviewing as if I wished for watching the interview before the media filth session I would just watch Todayeach morning and see the strange interactionings of Matt Lauer and that woman who is on the show who has been done by he.  You are welcome.
 
2013-03-02 06:49:55 PM

meow said the dog: Listen as the individual who has been on quite the embarrassing release of the own video of me to the several Internet websittings that do the presentation of the material such as what was recorded in the video of this individual I will say to you very much that this is not something upon which you should do the judging of the individual for as perhaps maybe it was necessary for this individual in order to pay for the narcolepsy treatment which was needed by she as I am one who has watched the video of this for the purposes of the research and she seems to be the individual who falls asleep quite frequently as there is not the way that anyone who is awake would act like such the bore.  For this reason I am thinking that perhaps we should stop doing judgments and instead do the key bumps such as what I am guessing the next arrest for this deep voiced specimen will be.  Of course the videos which were done by me did require the prior interviewing as if I wished for watching the interview before the media filth session I would just watch Todayeach morning and see the strange interactionings of Matt Lauer and that woman who is on the show who has been done by he.  You are welcome.


Bablefish or Google Translate?  Inquiring minds want to know.
 
2013-03-02 06:55:17 PM

Infobahn: meow said the dog: Listen as the individual who has been on quite the embarrassing release of the own video of me to the several Internet websittings that do the presentation of the material such as what was recorded in the video of this individual I will say to you very much that this is not something upon which you should do the judging of the individual for as perhaps maybe it was necessary for this individual in order to pay for the narcolepsy treatment which was needed by she as I am one who has watched the video of this for the purposes of the research and she seems to be the individual who falls asleep quite frequently as there is not the way that anyone who is awake would act like such the bore.  For this reason I am thinking that perhaps we should stop doing judgments and instead do the key bumps such as what I am guessing the next arrest for this deep voiced specimen will be.  Of course the videos which were done by me did require the prior interviewing as if I wished for watching the interview before the media filth session I would just watch Todayeach morning and see the strange interactionings of Matt Lauer and that woman who is on the show who has been done by he.  You are welcome.

Bablefish or Google Translate?  Inquiring minds want to know.


You new here? It's neither. It's Meow said the dog.
 
2013-03-02 06:58:47 PM

Inflatable Rhetoric: BarkingUnicorn: poe_zlaw: Every time I fap to her video I feel bad.

You should feel badly.

I feel bad is correct.  Were you kidding?

To feel badly is to do a poor job of feeling.


No.  "Bad" is an adjective; it modifies nouns.  "Badly" is an adverb, telling you how to feel in this case.

"You are bad and you should feel badly."
 
2013-03-02 07:01:15 PM

The Southern Dandy: TTIUWLTSAP

This Thread Is Useless Without Link to Said Amateur Porn


NSFW:

http://shooshtime.com/videos/xxx/entire-miss-delaware-teen-sex-tape_ 12 0488/
 
2013-03-02 07:05:10 PM

BarkingUnicorn: Inflatable Rhetoric: BarkingUnicorn: poe_zlaw: Every time I fap to her video I feel bad.

You should feel badly.

I feel bad is correct.  Were you kidding?

To feel badly is to do a poor job of feeling.

No.  "Bad" is an adjective; it modifies nouns.  "Badly" is an adverb, telling you how to feel in this case.

"You are bad and you should feel badly."


LAUGHTER OL you are both the incorrect individuals.

The correct statement upon this should be of the following:

"You should do the feeling of badness very much."
 
2013-03-02 07:08:33 PM

BarkingUnicorn: Inflatable Rhetoric: BarkingUnicorn: poe_zlaw: Every time I fap to her video I feel bad.

You should feel badly.

I feel bad is correct.  Were you kidding?

To feel badly is to do a poor job of feeling.

No.  "Bad" is an adjective; it modifies nouns.  "Badly" is an adverb, telling you how to feel in this case.

"You are bad and you should feel badly."


I can't tell if this is a genuine hypercorrection rotsky or just some bored guy trolling grammar Nazis.  So keep it up, I guess.
 
2013-03-02 07:11:52 PM

meow said the dog: Listen as the individual who has been on quite the embarrassing release of the own video of me to the several Internet websittings that do the presentation of the material such as what was recorded in the video of this individual I will say to you very much that this is not something upon which you should do the judging of the individual for as perhaps maybe it was necessary for this individual in order to pay for the narcolepsy treatment which was needed by she as I am one who has watched the video of this for the purposes of the research and she seems to be the individual who falls asleep quite frequently as there is not the way that anyone who is awake would act like such the bore.  For this reason I am thinking that perhaps we should stop doing judgments and instead do the key bumps such as what I am guessing the next arrest for this deep voiced specimen will be.  Of course the videos which were done by me did require the prior interviewing as if I wished for watching the interview before the media filth session I would just watch Todayeach morning and see the strange interactionings of Matt Lauer and that woman who is on the show who has been done by he.  You are welcome.


Video to link to by persons on interwebs?
 
2013-03-02 07:14:35 PM

meow said the dog: BarkingUnicorn: Inflatable Rhetoric: BarkingUnicorn: poe_zlaw: Every time I fap to her video I feel bad.

You should feel badly.

I feel bad is correct.  Were you kidding?

To feel badly is to do a poor job of feeling.

No.  "Bad" is an adjective; it modifies nouns.  "Badly" is an adverb, telling you how to feel in this case.

"You are bad and you should feel badly."

LAUGHTER OL you are both the incorrect individuals.

The correct statement upon this should be of the following:

"You should do the feeling of badness very much."


This individual has the psychological experience of deepest affection for the other individual commonly referred to as meow said the dog. :-)
 
2013-03-02 07:16:42 PM

BarkingUnicorn: Inflatable Rhetoric: BarkingUnicorn: poe_zlaw: Every time I fap to her video I feel bad.

You should feel badly.

I feel bad is correct.  Were you kidding?

To feel badly is to do a poor job of feeling.

No.  "Bad" is an adjective; it modifies nouns.  "Badly" is an adverb, telling you how to feel in this case.

"You are bad and you should feel badly."


Usage note
The adjective bad  meaning "unpleasant, unattractive, unfavorable, spoiled, etc.," is the usual form to follow such copulative verbs as sound, smell, look,  and taste: After the rainstorm the water tasted bad. The coach says the locker room smells bad. I feel bad from overeating.
 
2013-03-02 07:17:23 PM

Raithun: BarkingUnicorn: Inflatable Rhetoric: BarkingUnicorn: poe_zlaw: Every time I fap to her video I feel bad.

You should feel badly.

I feel bad is correct.  Were you kidding?

To feel badly is to do a poor job of feeling.

No.  "Bad" is an adjective; it modifies nouns.  "Badly" is an adverb, telling you how to feel in this case.

"You are bad and you should feel badly."

I can't tell if this is a genuine hypercorrection rotsky or just some bored guy trolling grammar Nazis.  So keep it up, I guess.


Just don't get me started on "free reign" or "hone in on..."  :-)
 
2013-03-02 07:17:27 PM

Inflatable Rhetoric: BarkingUnicorn: Inflatable Rhetoric: BarkingUnicorn: poe_zlaw: Every time I fap to her video I feel bad.

You should feel badly.

I feel bad is correct.  Were you kidding?

To feel badly is to do a poor job of feeling.

No.  "Bad" is an adjective; it modifies nouns.  "Badly" is an adverb, telling you how to feel in this case.

"You are bad and you should feel badly."

Usage note
The adjective bad  meaning "unpleasant, unattractive, unfavorable, spoiled, etc.," is the usual form to follow such copulative verbs as sound, smell, look,  and taste: After the rainstorm the water tasted bad. The coach says the locker room smells bad. I feel bad from overeating.


From dictionary.com
 
2013-03-02 07:19:19 PM

Inflatable Rhetoric: BarkingUnicorn: Inflatable Rhetoric: BarkingUnicorn: poe_zlaw: Every time I fap to her video I feel bad.

You should feel badly.

I feel bad is correct.  Were you kidding?

To feel badly is to do a poor job of feeling.

No.  "Bad" is an adjective; it modifies nouns.  "Badly" is an adverb, telling you how to feel in this case.

"You are bad and you should feel badly."

Usage note
The adjective bad  meaning "unpleasant, unattractive, unfavorable, spoiled, etc.," is the usual form to follow such copulative verbs as sound, smell, look,  and taste: After the rainstorm the water tasted bad. The coach says the locker room smells bad. I feel bad from overeating.


Why are you quoting a Creationist textbook?
 
2013-03-02 07:20:59 PM

BarkingUnicorn: Inflatable Rhetoric: BarkingUnicorn: Inflatable Rhetoric: BarkingUnicorn: poe_zlaw: Every time I fap to her video I feel bad.

You should feel badly.

I feel bad is correct.  Were you kidding?

To feel badly is to do a poor job of feeling.

No.  "Bad" is an adjective; it modifies nouns.  "Badly" is an adverb, telling you how to feel in this case.

"You are bad and you should feel badly."

Usage note
The adjective bad  meaning "unpleasant, unattractive, unfavorable, spoiled, etc.," is the usual form to follow such copulative verbs as sound, smell, look,  and taste: After the rainstorm the water tasted bad. The coach says the locker room smells bad. I feel bad from overeating.

Why are you quoting a Creationist textbook?


I didn't know there was a connection.  I feel bad about that, if it's true.
 
2013-03-02 07:23:04 PM
Jesus. A story about a teenage porn queen wanted by the cops and nerds are arguing grammar...
 
2013-03-02 07:28:34 PM

The Gordie Howe Hat Trick: Jesus. A story about a teenage porn queen wanted by the cops and nerds are arguing grammar...


LAUGHTER OL Rule 43:  For each and every of the pornographic stories there is the person who is willing to speak of the dialogue or grammar herein of this.

BarkingUnicorn: This individual has the psychological experience of deepest affection for the other individual commonly referred to as meow said the dog. :-)


You are welcome.
 
2013-03-02 07:30:50 PM

The Gordie Howe Hat Trick: Jesus. A story about a teenage porn queen wanted by the cops and nerds are arguing grammar...


I don't know why porn even makes the news.

Only the connection to a "beauty" contest makes it news.

Now I'm concerned that dictionary.com is a Creationist book.  First I've heard of that.  Or "firstly."
 
2013-03-02 07:33:42 PM
The prosecuter in that county must be a minority.
 
2013-03-02 07:40:36 PM
Hey grammar nerds,

The story is about a beauty queen who shot a porn vi...

shiat, my bad.  I forgot who I was talking to for a second.  Carry on.
 
2013-03-02 07:45:53 PM

DaWormyPimpsta: Hey grammar nerds,

The story is about a beauty queen who shot a porn vi...

shiat, my bad

badly.  I forgot who I was talking to for a second.  Carry on.

ftfy
 
2013-03-02 07:48:55 PM
Clearly the people who can still function when there's a suggestion that an attractive woman exists are the ones who need to get out more.
 
2013-03-02 07:53:55 PM

Inflatable Rhetoric: The Gordie Howe Hat Trick: Jesus. A story about a teenage porn queen wanted by the cops and nerds are arguing grammar...

I don't know why porn even makes the news.

Only the connection to a "beauty" contest makes it news.

Now I'm concerned that dictionary.com is a Creationist book.  First I've heard of that.  Or "firstly."


Your first quote didn't cite Dictionary.com.  "Creationist textbook" was my best guess, based on the utter nonsense you quoted:  "The adjective bad  meaning "unpleasant, unattractive, unfavorable, spoiled, etc.," is the usual form to follow such copulative verbs as sound, smell, look,  and taste"

Here's your "dictionary's" definition of "adjective."  It doesn't say a thing about modifying verbs.
 
2013-03-02 08:02:14 PM
Meow might just be my all time favorite Farker.
 
2013-03-02 08:07:07 PM

Dheiner: Meow might just be my all time favorite Farker.


You are welcome.  Although I am hearing that this Missus Teen of the Delaware River will soon by the person who has the sponsorship perhaps.
 
2013-03-02 08:21:17 PM

Dheiner: Meow might just be my all time favorite Farker.


It's like Yoda is actually a 12 year old girl on meth talking into her phone and we're all just hearing half of the conversation.
 
2013-03-02 08:22:54 PM

BarkingUnicorn: No.  "Bad" is an adjective; it modifies nouns.  "Badly" is an adverb, telling you how to feel in this case.

"You are bad and you should feel badly."


As in "It is a sunny day and I feel hotly"
 
2013-03-02 08:23:08 PM

BarkingUnicorn: Inflatable Rhetoric: The Gordie Howe Hat Trick: Jesus. A story about a teenage porn queen wanted by the cops and nerds are arguing grammar...

I don't know why porn even makes the news.

Only the connection to a "beauty" contest makes it news.

Now I'm concerned that dictionary.com is a Creationist book.  First I've heard of that.  Or "firstly."

Your first quote didn't cite Dictionary.com.  "Creationist textbook" was my best guess, based on the utter nonsense you quoted:  "The adjective bad  meaning "unpleasant, unattractive, unfavorable, spoiled, etc.," is the usual form to follow such copulative verbs as sound, smell, look,  and taste"

Here's your "dictionary's" definition of "adjective."  It doesn't say a thing about modifying verbs.


It's language, not math.  There are exceptions.  Bad is one of them when used like this.

You can also google bad vs badly for more info.
 
2013-03-02 08:44:06 PM

Inflatable Rhetoric: BarkingUnicorn: Inflatable Rhetoric: The Gordie Howe Hat Trick: Jesus. A story about a teenage porn queen wanted by the cops and nerds are arguing grammar...

I don't know why porn even makes the news.

Only the connection to a "beauty" contest makes it news.

Now I'm concerned that dictionary.com is a Creationist book.  First I've heard of that.  Or "firstly."

Your first quote didn't cite Dictionary.com.  "Creationist textbook" was my best guess, based on the utter nonsense you quoted:  "The adjective bad  meaning "unpleasant, unattractive, unfavorable, spoiled, etc.," is the usual form to follow such copulative verbs as sound, smell, look,  and taste"

Here's your "dictionary's" definition of "adjective."  It doesn't say a thing about modifying verbs.

It's language, not math.  There are exceptions.  Bad is one of them when used like this.

You can also google bad vs badly for more info.


Maybe he feels "bad ass". The "ass" was silent.
 
2013-03-02 09:28:37 PM

orbister: As in "It is a sunny day and I feel hotly"


So ... you're saying you're hot?
 
2013-03-02 09:32:24 PM
What a naughty, naughty girl . . .
 
2013-03-02 10:01:56 PM
She's attractive for sure.  But yeah, that was a pretty dull pron video.  Oh, I did fap to it, but I almost fell asleep during said fapping.
 
2013-03-02 10:44:06 PM
She got me about halfway there, but I found another video that had a certain I-don't-know-what that finished the deal.
Oh yeah, I know what, it was a hot redhead with huge things that rode like an epileptic rabbit. Yeah, that finished the deal.
 
2013-03-02 10:46:37 PM

namatad: underage possession of alcohol?
seriously??? we waste ANY amount of time and money on this??


I am normally a supporter of law enforcement in general, but if you go to Ocean City, Maryland you should know that 95% of the force there flunked out of another agency's academy in the region.  In the summer the city's population increases by about 100 times.  In the summer, city will hire pretty much anyone just to put an ass in a police car.  I am not exaggerating, they actively recruit people who were kicked out of other police academies.  They do have some very good officers there, they fire most of the assholes at the end of summer and keep the good ones. During the summer, however, a majority of police there will treat minor offences like terrorist attacks on the white house.
 
2013-03-02 11:01:13 PM

SirEattonHogg: She's attractive for sure.  But yeah, that was a pretty dull pron video.  Oh, I did fap to it, but I almost fell asleep during said fapping.


Plissken: She got me about halfway there, but I found another video that had a certain I-don't-know-what that finished the deal.
Oh yeah, I know what, it was a hot redhead with huge things that rode like an epileptic rabbit. Yeah, that finished the deal.


Like I said in another thread about her, I've never understood the appeal of teen porn. Sure they look good, all fresh and perky but they wouldn't know good sex if it bit them on their coont. The best age range for porn stars is late twenties to mid thirties. Still young enough to look good but old enough to know what the hell they're doing.
 
2013-03-02 11:53:08 PM

HK-MP5-SD: They do have some very good officers there, they fire most of the assholes at the end of summer and keep the good ones. During the summer, however, a majority of police there will treat minor offences like terrorist attacks on the white house.


Why do you hate freedom?
 
2013-03-03 12:03:34 AM

BarkingUnicorn: Raithun: BarkingUnicorn: Inflatable Rhetoric: BarkingUnicorn: poe_zlaw: Every time I fap to her video I feel bad.

You should feel badly.

I feel bad is correct.  Were you kidding?

To feel badly is to do a poor job of feeling.

No.  "Bad" is an adjective; it modifies nouns.  "Badly" is an adverb, telling you how to feel in this case.

"You are bad and you should feel badly."

I can't tell if this is a genuine hypercorrection rotsky or just some bored guy trolling grammar Nazis.  So keep it up, I guess.

Just don't get me started on "free reign" or "hone in on..."  :-)


Jesus fncking Christ, I feel horrible that you guys are arguing about what I said.
 
2013-03-03 12:13:08 AM

Inflatable Rhetoric: BarkingUnicorn: Inflatable Rhetoric: BarkingUnicorn: poe_zlaw: Every time I fap to her video I feel bad.

You should feel badly.

I feel bad is correct.  Were you kidding?

To feel badly is to do a poor job of feeling.

No.  "Bad" is an adjective; it modifies nouns.  "Badly" is an adverb, telling you how to feel in this case.

"You are bad and you should feel badly."

Usage note
The adjective bad  meaning "unpleasant, unattractive, unfavorable, spoiled, etc.," is the usual form to follow such copulative farking-related verbs as sound, smell, look,  and taste: After the rainstorm the water tasted bad. The coach says the locker room smells bad. I feel bad from overeating.


FTFY

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2013-03-03 12:20:21 AM

poe_zlaw: BarkingUnicorn: Raithun: BarkingUnicorn: Inflatable Rhetoric: BarkingUnicorn: poe_zlaw: Every time I fap to her video I feel bad.

You should feel badly.

I feel bad is correct.  Were you kidding?

To feel badly is to do a poor job of feeling.

No.  "Bad" is an adjective; it modifies nouns.  "Badly" is an adverb, telling you how to feel in this case.

"You are bad and you should feel badly."

I can't tell if this is a genuine hypercorrection rotsky or just some bored guy trolling grammar Nazis.  So keep it up, I guess.

Just don't get me started on "free reign" or "hone in on..."  :-)

Jesus fncking Christ, I feel horrible that you guys are arguing about what I said.


You should be laughing your ass off. :-)
 
2013-03-03 12:20:47 AM
Pretty. Moronic. Pretty moronic.
 
2013-03-03 12:27:32 AM
I dunno.. I think I'm falling in love with her.
 
2013-03-03 02:28:25 AM
I am in the regretfully feeling to be not having cast a inscribed by the self hand voters ballot ticket naming the name of Meow says the Dog in national presidential coming-in-first game of popularitizing. Also, feelings of being towards meow warm fuzzying blast in face love. You the thanking of everything touched super happy positive improvements.
 
2013-03-03 02:39:00 AM

Resin33: I dunno.. I think I'm falling in love with her.


Miss Delaware or meow said the dog?
 
2013-03-03 10:52:02 AM

frozenhotchocolate: As far as amateur porn goes the video is very tame. I read the article about her on usa today, she had a tough life in and out of the foster care system, she just needed the money. In no way did she come off as a total whore. I had five minor in posession of alcohol charges, no big deal. With that said i would probably marry her.


While what you say would at first appear to illicit sympathy, however most girls I know who needed money would not make a porn video.....or steal for that matter. And perhaps the video is "tame" compared to the sick sheet that is the average in our pornified culture, but it is still fairly graphic and VERY clearly shot. Not like that black and white zumba-girls video. Her children will have a great time watching it when they get older....assuming the poor thing lives long enough to have any.
 
2013-03-03 10:58:19 AM

Ryker's Peninsula: Dheiner: Meow might just be my all time favorite Farker.

It's like Yoda is actually a 12 year old girl on meth talking into her phone and we're all just hearing half of the conversation.


Its kinda old by now....and you do realize its all carefully made up, don't you?
 
2013-03-03 11:00:21 AM
Waiting for Meow to say that I sound Fat.........which I probably do.
 
2013-03-03 05:03:15 PM
Oh gee?  You mean these teen age beauty queens aren't all squeaky clean?
LOL, most of them are spoiled brat sluts in the first place.
This one will probably end up getting 6 figures for a playboy/penthouse/hustler
photo spread, will do the talk shows/book tours/clubs, end up dead or in rehab.
 
2013-03-03 06:16:57 PM

p51d007: Oh gee?  You mean these teen age beauty queens aren't all squeaky clean?
LOL, most of them are spoiled brat sluts in the first place.
This one will probably end up getting 6 figures for a playboy/penthouse/hustler
photo spread, will do the talk shows/book tours/clubs, end up dead or in rehab.


Judging by her first video, she'll have a bunch of work. Nobody "classy" like Playboy, but she'll have plenty of offers.
 
2013-03-03 10:09:51 PM
She's a hot mess!
 
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