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(Fox News)   That pastry looks like a gun. You're suspended   ( divider line
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11827 clicks; posted to Main » on 02 Mar 2013 at 5:25 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-03-02 04:11:13 PM  
14 votes:
Liberal indoctrination center infringing on his Constitutional right to bear claws.
2013-03-02 05:32:08 PM  
5 votes:
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Caution: Don't store your Ding Dong in a hot place, or it gets all Uzi.
2013-03-02 05:31:30 PM  
5 votes:
The kid should have shaped it into a tampon for the teacher to use.
2013-03-02 05:02:41 PM  
5 votes:
First they came for our pastries
and I didn't speak out because I was on a gluten-free diet
2013-03-02 05:47:10 PM  
2 votes:
Do they check their poop shapes too?
2013-03-02 11:14:21 PM  
1 vote:
Wonder if they ban these in home economics class too?

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2013-03-02 09:26:08 PM  
1 vote:
Leave the cannoli, take the gun.
2013-03-02 08:31:07 PM  
1 vote:

"All I was trying to do was turn it into a mountain"

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2013-03-02 07:58:49 PM  
1 vote:

Son of Thunder: Dafatone: I'd like to think there's more to masculinity.  I could be wrong.

We also build stuff.

Not according to Obama.
2013-03-02 07:16:10 PM  
1 vote:
"a student used food to make an inappropriate gesture,"

I certainly hope he used a spork.
2013-03-02 06:51:24 PM  
1 vote:

TV's Vinnie: The problem in our nation isn't too many crazies shooting up schools. It's that there's not enough dead Principals as a result.

The problem is we have too many dead principles instead.
2013-03-02 06:22:13 PM  
1 vote:
"It looked like a gun!" is becoming the new "It's coming right at us!"
2013-03-02 06:18:06 PM  
1 vote:
Ban high capacity pastries!
2013-03-02 06:17:25 PM  
1 vote:
Kid is an idiot.  Everybody knows you can't turn a poptart into a can only turn a poptart into a blow torch.
2013-03-02 05:57:45 PM  
1 vote:

Dafatone: GF named my left testicle thundercles: little boys will turn anything into a gun. it is normal and healthy. this has become an attack on masculinity itself

Little boys WILL turn anything into a gun.

That being said, it's a little creepy to define this as "masculinity itself."

sorry dude, but men spent the last 200,000 years of human history, feeding their families, defending themselves, attacking competing groups, and being chosen to carry on their genetic legacy through the creation and employment of weapons. I dont know anything about you, but when i pick up a weapon it is an amazing experience. I can feel its weight.. its power... and it feels good. It feels like my body and mind have been specifically shaped to wield it. and that feeling is a perfect reflection of the truth.
2013-03-02 05:31:42 PM  
1 vote:
In middle school (pre-Columbine), I had ADHD and doodled a lot.  I was trying to draw driftwood sign but didn't finish it, and I was was accused of drawing a gun.  I asked when did guns start being perched on stick?  I ended up having a parent teacher conference.  I apologized for being off task with my artwork and promised to finish what I started next time and not go back to doing actual school work.  My dad could hardly contain his laughter.

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2013-03-02 05:31:39 PM  
1 vote:
I'm sure this happens a lot more than we realize, but when the teacher marches the student to the principle, the principle asks the teacher if she (it's almost always a she) is a complete moron.  Thus, it never makes the news.
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