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2013-03-02 05:31:17 PM
6 votes:
This is just a case of a teacher twisting the rules in her favor to get a 2 day break from a kid she doesn't like and setting up the scaffolding for labeling him as a 'problem child' so he will be easier to deal with later.
2013-03-02 04:11:13 PM
5 votes:
Liberal indoctrination center infringing on his Constitutional right to bear claws.
2013-03-02 06:51:24 PM
4 votes:

TV's Vinnie: The problem in our nation isn't too many crazies shooting up schools. It's that there's not enough dead Principals as a result.


The problem is we have too many dead principles instead.
2013-03-02 05:42:02 PM
4 votes:
Remember, folks, these are the people proposing "reasonable" limits on gun ownership.
2013-03-02 06:18:41 PM
3 votes:

Dafatone: GF named my left testicle thundercles: little boys will turn anything into a gun. it is normal and healthy. this has become an attack on masculinity itself

Little boys WILL turn anything into a gun.

That being said, it's a little creepy to define this as "masculinity itself."

 Punishing children for harmless behavior which is disproportionately displayed by and associated with boys actually fits that bill fairly well. The equivalent for girls would be something like punishment for hugging, but that would be unfathomably ridicu--oh wait, they do that already. Let's just say zero-thought zero-responsibility "zero-tolerance" bullshiat is an attack on both children and reason.
And it is all for the purpose of sparing school-employed cowards the responsibility of exercising good judgment. Anyone who supports a zero-tolerance policy has no business being around children at all, ever, let alone having anything to do with schools.
2013-03-02 06:30:54 PM
2 votes:
C'mon, America. You used to be cool.
2013-03-02 05:56:01 PM
2 votes:
anyone else get the feeling that a decade or so from now were going to have tons of people afraid to do anything at all from years of getting in trouble in school over stupid harmless crap like this in their formative years?
2013-03-02 05:47:33 PM
2 votes:
Tell me again why school choice or home schooling is bad giving giving the alternative?

I don't how much money we dump into government run  education (Washington D.C. is a good example) it is not going to get better.  Yet there are those who insist that people not be allowed an alternative.

The left calls abortion a choice and some want tax dollars to made available for it yet using tax dollars for a choice in education is not to be allowed.
2013-03-02 05:45:46 PM
2 votes:
little boys will turn anything into a gun. it is normal and healthy. this has become an attack on masculinity itself
2013-03-03 12:26:48 AM
1 votes:

goodole312: anyone else get the feeling that a decade or so from now were going to have tons of people afraid to do anything at all from years of getting in trouble in school over stupid harmless crap like this in their formative years?


All going according to plan.
2013-03-02 09:26:08 PM
1 votes:
Leave the cannoli, take the gun.
2013-03-02 08:50:36 PM
1 votes:

goodole312: anyone else get the feeling that a decade or so from now were going to have tons of people afraid to do anything at all from years of getting in trouble in school over stupid harmless crap like this in their formative years?


That is the point of zero tolerance.  Get 'em trained early to accept bullshiat arbitrary rules that you can't even begin to question because none are grounded in reality.  It also has the nice effect of rounding up all the free thinkers and getting them labeled as trouble makers and in the justice system early.
2013-03-02 07:37:23 PM
1 votes:
One thing's for sure. This is the whole, complete story and there are no details left out which would make it seem at all more reasonable.
2013-03-02 06:17:25 PM
1 votes:
Kid is an idiot.  Everybody knows you can't turn a poptart into a gun...you can only turn a poptart into a blow torch.

http://www.pmichaud.com/toast/
2013-03-02 05:59:52 PM
1 votes:

Amos Quito: [camillestyles.files.wordpress.com image 850x637]

Caution: Don't store your Ding Dong in a hot place, or it gets all Uzi.


lolfactor: 10/10. Would munch again!
2013-03-02 05:57:45 PM
1 votes:

Dafatone: GF named my left testicle thundercles: little boys will turn anything into a gun. it is normal and healthy. this has become an attack on masculinity itself

Little boys WILL turn anything into a gun.

That being said, it's a little creepy to define this as "masculinity itself."


sorry dude, but men spent the last 200,000 years of human history, feeding their families, defending themselves, attacking competing groups, and being chosen to carry on their genetic legacy through the creation and employment of weapons. I dont know anything about you, but when i pick up a weapon it is an amazing experience. I can feel its weight.. its power... and it feels good. It feels like my body and mind have been specifically shaped to wield it. and that feeling is a perfect reflection of the truth.
2013-03-02 05:34:17 PM
1 votes:
Enjoy your day off and never forget to distrust those in authority.
2013-03-02 05:32:08 PM
1 votes:
camillestyles.files.wordpress.com

Caution: Don't store your Ding Dong in a hot place, or it gets all Uzi.
2013-03-02 05:31:30 PM
1 votes:
The kid should have shaped it into a tampon for the teacher to use.
2013-03-02 05:29:03 PM
1 votes:
Gun con-troll trifecta in play?
2013-03-02 05:02:41 PM
1 votes:
First they came for our pastries
and I didn't speak out because I was on a gluten-free diet
2013-03-02 03:09:46 PM
1 votes:
We're screwed.
 
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