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2013-03-02 03:09:46 PM  
We're screwed.
 
2013-03-02 04:11:13 PM  
Liberal indoctrination center infringing on his Constitutional right to bear claws.
 
2013-03-02 05:02:41 PM  
First they came for our pastries
and I didn't speak out because I was on a gluten-free diet
 
2013-03-02 05:27:47 PM  
I wonder what would happen if a student drew a picture of a soldier with a gun?
 
2013-03-02 05:29:03 PM  
Gun con-troll trifecta in play?
 
2013-03-02 05:30:50 PM  

ultraholland: Liberal indoctrination center infringing on his Constitutional right to bear claws.


Hahahaha!
 
2013-03-02 05:31:17 PM  
This is just a case of a teacher twisting the rules in her favor to get a 2 day break from a kid she doesn't like and setting up the scaffolding for labeling him as a 'problem child' so he will be easier to deal with later.
 
2013-03-02 05:31:30 PM  
The kid should have shaped it into a tampon for the teacher to use.
 
2013-03-02 05:31:39 PM  
I'm sure this happens a lot more than we realize, but when the teacher marches the student to the principle, the principle asks the teacher if she (it's almost always a she) is a complete moron.  Thus, it never makes the news.
 
2013-03-02 05:31:42 PM  
In middle school (pre-Columbine), I had ADHD and doodled a lot.  I was trying to draw driftwood sign but didn't finish it, and I was was accused of drawing a gun.  I asked when did guns start being perched on stick?  I ended up having a parent teacher conference.  I apologized for being off task with my artwork and promised to finish what I started next time and not go back to doing actual school work.  My dad could hardly contain his laughter.

i.istockimg.com
 
2013-03-02 05:32:08 PM  
camillestyles.files.wordpress.com

Caution: Don't store your Ding Dong in a hot place, or it gets all Uzi.
 
2013-03-02 05:34:17 PM  
Enjoy your day off and never forget to distrust those in authority.
 
2013-03-02 05:36:49 PM  
Masshole
 
2013-03-02 05:38:03 PM  
Doesn't anybody sue anymore?
 
2013-03-02 05:39:40 PM  

Mock26: I wonder what would happen if a student drew a picture of a soldier with a gun?


That would result in a Taserin'.
 
2013-03-02 05:40:38 PM  
Ok, I am all about gun control, but this is getting stupid!
 
2013-03-02 05:42:02 PM  
Remember, folks, these are the people proposing "reasonable" limits on gun ownership.
 
2013-03-02 05:43:08 PM  
If you cut your child's sammich diagonally, one bite from the center and that's a suspendin'!
 
2013-03-02 05:45:34 PM  

Amos Quito: [camillestyles.files.wordpress.com image 850x637]

Caution: Don't store your Ding Dong in a hot place, or it gets all Uzi.


Will do.
 
2013-03-02 05:45:46 PM  
little boys will turn anything into a gun. it is normal and healthy. this has become an attack on masculinity itself
 
2013-03-02 05:46:22 PM  
Un-Farking-Believable
 
2013-03-02 05:47:10 PM  
Do they check their poop shapes too?
 
2013-03-02 05:47:33 PM  
Tell me again why school choice or home schooling is bad giving giving the alternative?

I don't how much money we dump into government run  education (Washington D.C. is a good example) it is not going to get better.  Yet there are those who insist that people not be allowed an alternative.

The left calls abortion a choice and some want tax dollars to made available for it yet using tax dollars for a choice in education is not to be allowed.
 
2013-03-02 05:49:27 PM  

GF named my left testicle thundercles: little boys will turn anything into a gun. it is normal and healthy. this has become an attack on masculinity itself


Little boys WILL turn anything into a gun.

That being said, it's a little creepy to define this as "masculinity itself."
 
2013-03-02 05:56:01 PM  
anyone else get the feeling that a decade or so from now were going to have tons of people afraid to do anything at all from years of getting in trouble in school over stupid harmless crap like this in their formative years?
 
2013-03-02 05:57:45 PM  

Dafatone: GF named my left testicle thundercles: little boys will turn anything into a gun. it is normal and healthy. this has become an attack on masculinity itself

Little boys WILL turn anything into a gun.

That being said, it's a little creepy to define this as "masculinity itself."


sorry dude, but men spent the last 200,000 years of human history, feeding their families, defending themselves, attacking competing groups, and being chosen to carry on their genetic legacy through the creation and employment of weapons. I dont know anything about you, but when i pick up a weapon it is an amazing experience. I can feel its weight.. its power... and it feels good. It feels like my body and mind have been specifically shaped to wield it. and that feeling is a perfect reflection of the truth.
 
2013-03-02 05:59:52 PM  

Amos Quito: [camillestyles.files.wordpress.com image 850x637]

Caution: Don't store your Ding Dong in a hot place, or it gets all Uzi.


lolfactor: 10/10. Would munch again!
 
2013-03-02 06:01:00 PM  
This wouldn't be a problem if all the students were armed with gun cakes.
 
2013-03-02 06:05:34 PM  
Was it even loaded? Geez.
 
2013-03-02 06:10:11 PM  

SpdrJay: This wouldn't be a problem if all the students were armed with gun cakes.


Consider what may result should someone steal forty of them.

/that's terrible.
 
2013-03-02 06:10:52 PM  
Did anyone say penis yet?
 
2013-03-02 06:11:24 PM  

ultraholland: Liberal indoctrination center infringing on his Constitutional right to bear claws.


When bear claws are outlawed; only criminals will have bear claws.
 
2013-03-02 06:11:32 PM  
 
2013-03-02 06:11:40 PM  

GF named my left testicle thundercles: Dafatone: GF named my left testicle thundercles: little boys will turn anything into a gun. it is normal and healthy. this has become an attack on masculinity itself

Little boys WILL turn anything into a gun.

That being said, it's a little creepy to define this as "masculinity itself."

sorry dude, but men spent the last 200,000 years of human history, feeding their families, defending themselves, attacking competing groups, and being chosen to carry on their genetic legacy through the creation and employment of weapons. I dont know anything about you, but when i pick up a weapon it is an amazing experience. I can feel its weight.. its power... and it feels good. It feels like my body and mind have been specifically shaped to wield it. and that feeling is a perfect reflection of the truth.


I'd like to think there's more to masculinity.  I could be wrong.

How's this sound?  It's a little creepy that masculinity can be defined through weapons.
 
2013-03-02 06:16:47 PM  

goodole312: anyone else get the feeling that a decade or so from now were going to have tons of people afraid to do anything at all from years of getting in trouble in school over stupid harmless crap like this in their formative years?


Some people on the other hand won't have that problem:

i4.mirror.co.uk
 
2013-03-02 06:17:25 PM  
Kid is an idiot.  Everybody knows you can't turn a poptart into a gun...you can only turn a poptart into a blow torch.

http://www.pmichaud.com/toast/
 
2013-03-02 06:18:06 PM  
Ban high capacity pastries!
 
2013-03-02 06:18:41 PM  

Dafatone: GF named my left testicle thundercles: little boys will turn anything into a gun. it is normal and healthy. this has become an attack on masculinity itself

Little boys WILL turn anything into a gun.

That being said, it's a little creepy to define this as "masculinity itself."

 Punishing children for harmless behavior which is disproportionately displayed by and associated with boys actually fits that bill fairly well. The equivalent for girls would be something like punishment for hugging, but that would be unfathomably ridicu--oh wait, they do that already. Let's just say zero-thought zero-responsibility "zero-tolerance" bullshiat is an attack on both children and reason.
And it is all for the purpose of sparing school-employed cowards the responsibility of exercising good judgment. Anyone who supports a zero-tolerance policy has no business being around children at all, ever, let alone having anything to do with schools.
 
2013-03-02 06:22:13 PM  
"It looked like a gun!" is becoming the new "It's coming right at us!"
 
2013-03-02 06:29:20 PM  

Monkeyfark Ridiculous: Punishing children for harmless behavior which is disproportionately displayed by and associated with boys actually fits that bill fairly well. The equivalent for girls would be something like punishment for hugging, but that would be unfathomably ridicu--oh wait, they do that already. Let's just say zero-thought zero-responsibility "zero-tolerance" bullshiat is an attack on both children and reason.
And it is all for the purpose of sparing school-employed cowards the responsibility of exercising good judgment. Anyone who supports a zero-tolerance policy has no business being around children at all, ever, let alone having anything to do with schools.


Now now, we'll have none of that common sense and logic in this thread thank you very much.
 
2013-03-02 06:30:54 PM  
C'mon, America. You used to be cool.
 
2013-03-02 06:33:44 PM  

Benjamin Orr: Masshole

Huh?

 
2013-03-02 06:36:45 PM  

Mock26: I wonder what would happen if a student drew a picture of a soldier with a gun?


Explusion for threatening to go on a shooting spree.
 
2013-03-02 06:42:59 PM  
The problem in our nation isn't too many crazies shooting up schools. It's that there's not enough dead Principals as a result.
 
2013-03-02 06:51:24 PM  

TV's Vinnie: The problem in our nation isn't too many crazies shooting up schools. It's that there's not enough dead Principals as a result.


The problem is we have too many dead principles instead.
 
2013-03-02 06:59:59 PM  

untaken_name: The problem is we have too many dead principles instead.


Don't you talk about the Bill of Rights in that tone of voice, young man!!!
 
2013-03-02 07:10:15 PM  

catzilla: Benjamin Orr: Masshole

Huh?


Meh. Misread. Close enough though :)
 
2013-03-02 07:14:58 PM  

GF named my left testicle thundercles: sorry dude, but men spent the last 200,000 years of human history, feeding their families, defending themselves, attacking competing groups, and being chosen to carry on their genetic legacy through the creation and employment of weapons.


And for 199,300 of those years they didn't need guns to do it.
www.secretly-important.com
 
2013-03-02 07:16:10 PM  
"a student used food to make an inappropriate gesture,"

I certainly hope he used a spork.
 
2013-03-02 07:20:10 PM  
Your bakery products are weak, old man.

www.nytmare.org
 
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