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(Tumblr)   Jim'll Paint It: Jesus bursting into Hitler's bunker smoking a cigar and riding a T-Rex, while firing a Thompson machine gun with one hand and holding sticks of dynamite with the other, robes flowing, winking and smiling ..... No problem   ( divider line
    More: Amusing, Hitler, cigars, bunkers, T-Rex, Microsoft Paint, alien movies, holding the stick, Evil Dead  
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2013-03-02 01:06:11 PM  
I'm guessing Fark will come up with some worthy suggestions.
2013-03-02 01:14:51 PM  
Now that he's farked this guy just isn't going to know what hit him.
2013-03-02 01:24:13 PM  
I predict the most horrific rule 34 incarnation ever because of this
2013-03-02 01:56:33 PM  
How in the name of the internet have I never found this web page before!?  It's pure insanity mixed with awesomesauce.
2013-03-02 01:58:22 PM  
OK, I'll start:

A jar of store-brand tartar sauce experiencing an existential dilemma as it tries to figure out how to use its iPod ear buds when it has neither ears nor hands.
2013-03-02 02:06:42 PM  
SUB-machine gun.
2013-03-02 03:11:04 PM  
What's more important is that Bruce Campbell is in there with his boom stick.
2013-03-02 04:11:57 PM  
Brian Blessed drunk on cider and racing a DJ Mario Kart style?

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/Never heard of this site before. Thanks Fark.
2013-03-02 04:15:36 PM  
This is great.
2013-03-02 05:08:08 PM  
Dear Jim,
Please paint me a bat in a leotard being distracted by a violin sticking out of a rainbow coloured bottle bank next to a three legged toffee crisp holding a mushroom and half a wasp. In the background is a turtle having a tennis lesson, and an upside down Taj Mahal covered in ears.

I lost it right there.  Classic stuff, this one.  Well linked, Subby!
2013-03-02 05:09:25 PM  
Dear Jim,

Please paint a Farker actually seeing a vagina.
2013-03-02 05:40:03 PM  

doyner: Dear Jim,

Please paint a Farker actually seeing a vagina.

It's been done.

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2013-03-02 05:46:27 PM  
2013-03-02 07:48:23 PM  
Happy most found it funny, found it on
2013-03-03 05:36:04 PM  
2013-03-04 01:05:02 AM  
nice find. this one was my favorite:

Dear Jim,

Please paint me an anthropomorphised New York skyline battling a giant religiously fanatical prawn. Meanwhile the diamond falcon contemplates.

All the best,

Carl Brown
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