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(Daily Mail)   Martha Stewart's modeling pictures from the 60's surface. It's a good thing   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 59
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2013-03-02 11:33:16 AM  
Filed under their Shemail section.

God. Aging is a terrible thing.
 
2013-03-02 11:41:57 AM  
She looks like a frigid biatch even then.
 
2013-03-02 11:43:55 AM  

Irving Maimway: She looks like a frigid biatch even then.


I don't know how the photographer did it but he captured the shrill.
 
2013-03-02 01:03:34 PM  
Aww. You guys are such haters. I'd have slapped a tasteful little ribbon on my dick and decorated her gift box.
 
2013-03-02 01:57:53 PM  
I'd have shown her some very bad things.
 
2013-03-02 02:04:53 PM  
Eh, I'd let her crochet me a condom and I'd stick my darning mushroom in her wrong side.
 
2013-03-02 02:29:03 PM  
I love the white trash look with the cow.
 
2013-03-02 03:08:37 PM  
I'd hit it.  It'd probably be like sticking my dick in an ice box, but I'd hit it.
 
2013-03-02 03:46:27 PM  
Oh, thats what she was good for.
 
2013-03-02 03:57:02 PM  
Would hit it today.
 
2013-03-02 04:02:17 PM  
Which one's the cow?
 
2013-03-02 04:13:11 PM  

ultraholland: Would hit it today.


i159.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-02 04:17:07 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: ultraholland: Would hit it today.

[i159.photobucket.com image 120x120]


Hey, just think of the sandwich she could make you afterward.

And it would probably be served on dishes she made herself, and she'd knit a tea cozy for your scrotum.
 
2013-03-02 04:58:15 PM  
Hatin on a successful woman. Stay classy Fark
 
2013-03-02 05:01:45 PM  

DubyaHater: Hatin on a successful woman. Stay classy Fark




Crime does pay.
 
2013-03-02 05:16:47 PM  

DubyaHater: Hatin on a successful woman. Stay classy Fark


You spelled "convicted felon" wrong.
 
2013-03-02 05:21:17 PM  

LessO2: DubyaHater: Hatin on a successful woman. Stay classy Fark

You spelled "convicted felon" wrong.


These are not mutually exclusive concepts.
 
2013-03-02 05:27:39 PM  
Wow, she was gorgeous back in the day. For her age she still looks good, haters gonna hate
 
2013-03-02 05:34:13 PM  
Didn't she dump her hubby after cheating on him with the new suits she was meeting ?...... something like that... anyways...whatever,, but yeah, very bangable
 
2013-03-02 05:41:14 PM  
She's a handsome woman.
 
2013-03-02 05:42:56 PM  
www.listsandgrades.com
 
2013-03-02 05:46:59 PM  
I still want to see the Tareyton ad she did. Apparently, she was one of the people who would rather fight than switch.
 
2013-03-02 05:49:52 PM  
Erection like movement detected in my pantaloid area..
 
2013-03-02 05:52:04 PM  

DubyaHater: Hatin on a successful woman. Stay classy Fark


So, making a lot of money makes you immune from criticism?

Stay stupid, w
 
2013-03-02 05:57:43 PM  
still can't believe Seth Freaking Myers was throwing his cock in her what, 3-4 years ago. dude is what, 35, and she 64 or some shiat?
 
2013-03-02 06:02:23 PM  

Bontesla: Filed under their Shemail section.

God. Aging is a terrible thing.


It is.
 
2013-03-02 06:03:18 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

I would not hit it. Look at her enormous ears. Not the petite, dainty ears of a real lady.
 
2013-03-02 06:11:11 PM  

rickythepenguin: still can't believe Seth Freaking Myers was throwing his cock in her what, 3-4 years ago. dude is what, 35, and she 64 or some shiat?


seriouslYy? i never heard that.
 
2013-03-02 06:37:58 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

"Anal....It's a good thing!"
 
2013-03-02 06:39:06 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-02 06:40:00 PM  
She's been attractive longer than I've been alive.
 
2013-03-02 06:48:00 PM  

thisiszombocom: seriouslYy? i never heard that.


http://news.softpedia.com/news/Martha-Stewart-Is-Dating-SNL-Star-Set h- Meyers-200125.shtml

http://perezhilton.com/2011-05-11-martha-stewart-dating-seth-meyers# .U TKc8FeadPY


well.....i guess you could say they were just "good friends", but.....who knows.

something i do remember at about that time is, how seth goes on ESPN's Bill Simmons' podcast occasionally, and when this story popped I expected Simmons to ask about it.  i can only guess that since it wasn't -- because bill simmons isn't one to talk about hollywood gossip or reality tv shows or pop culture in the news or anything -- it was agreed that THAT topic was off the table.
 
2013-03-02 06:50:07 PM  

oldfarthenry: Irving Maimway: She looks like a frigid biatch even then.

I don't know how the photographer did it but he captured the shrill.


Indeed. An emotion frozen in time.
 
2013-03-02 07:24:41 PM  
Irving Maimway: She looks like a frigid biatch even then.

I don't know how the photographer did it but he captured the shrill.

Indeed. An emotion frozen in time.


Like tears in the winter.
 
2013-03-02 07:46:39 PM  
i45.tinypic.com
 
2013-03-02 08:04:13 PM  
I think she's really rather fetching in the one with the long straightened hair.
 
2013-03-02 08:15:15 PM  
Is this a repost of:

img442.imageshack.us
 
2013-03-02 08:20:05 PM  
Bunch of studmen.  I would have done some insider trading with her, if you know what I mean.
 
2013-03-02 08:21:45 PM  
I never had a doubt that woman was good-looking when she was younger. She's a good looking woman now.
 
2013-03-02 08:44:41 PM  

ultraholland: Would hit it today.


Damn it.

I'll get in line. Just once though.
 
2013-03-02 08:52:01 PM  
Didn't even look at the pics, couldn't get past this:
"got enough modeling jobs at $50/hour - which was a lot of money at that time"

What the hell damn guy!?!
\\Thats a lot of money now!!!
 
2013-03-02 08:52:21 PM  

Farker Soze: Bunch of studmen.  I would have done some insider trading with her, if you know what I mean.


thinkI do.

Still don't like her "do you know who I am?" comment while having to wait in line at a convenience store in Seal Harbor ME, though.
 
2013-03-02 08:53:24 PM  

chazsandiego: Didn't even look at the pics, couldn't get past this:
"got enough modeling jobs at $50/hour - which was a lot of money at that time"

What the hell damn guy!?!
\\Thats a lot of money now!!!


Thought the same.
 
2013-03-02 09:07:57 PM  

Atomic Spunk: I never had a doubt that woman was good-looking when she was younger. She's a good looking woman now.


i was shocked...60s modeling? i thought "i know she isn't young, but just how old is she?"

71!?!

i've banged much worse looking chicks younger than 1/2 that age!
 
2013-03-02 09:24:07 PM  
You sanctimonious guys with your "meh" comments. Please. Spare us.

And she was a model when a model was allowed to have curves. Amen.

//that's not to say you're not right about her being a beeyotch on wheels
///her shows put me right to sleep with that monotone of hers.... zzzzzzz
 
2013-03-02 09:27:58 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

I can fap to this.
 
2013-03-02 09:32:51 PM  

raptusregaliter:
And she was a model when a model was allowed to have curves. Amen.


And models today aren't allowed to have curves? Perhaps you should check who made the cover of the Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition. For the second year in a row.
 
2013-03-02 09:34:58 PM  
I'd have farked her then, I'd fark her now. I've also fapped to her on more than one occasion. She's like Helen Mirren, just gets better with age.

/Helen Mirren& Martha Stewart sandwich
//I'll be in my bunk
 
2013-03-02 09:38:22 PM  
M(eh)ILF @ 20?
 
2013-03-02 09:41:13 PM  

markie_farkie: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x379]

"Anal....It's a good thing!"


i.dailymail.co.uk

spectrumculture.com

You can put it anywhere.
 
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