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(ABC)   In a bizarre lawsuit, a man claims a vengeful ex-girlfriend duped a sperm bank into handing over his specimens, which she then turned into a bouncing baby boy   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 66
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2013-03-02 06:41:56 PM

8Fingers: BarkingUnicorn: betelgeux: Without reading the article, do sperm banks allow people to rummage around and take what they want?

Fark you if you can't read the article.

Since when is reading the article part of the terms of use agreement on Fark? If it were, 3 out of 4 comments would be stricken.
So Fark You! for being an ass!


I don't need a reason to get farked.
 
2013-03-02 06:44:35 PM

FarketyFarkerson: Another article says they broke up in 2011 and the child is now two years old. Sounds possible the guy had a change of heart about having a child with her after she was already pregnant. Something doesn't add up here.


It's journalist math. Things get rounded both ways so often that at the end of the article nothing adds up. Rounding up 1 = 2 for a sufficiently large value of 1.
 
2013-03-02 07:28:39 PM

BarkingUnicorn: 8Fingers: BarkingUnicorn: betelgeux: Without reading the article, do sperm banks allow people to rummage around and take what they want?

Fark you if you can't read the article.

Since when is reading the article part of the terms of use agreement on Fark? If it were, 3 out of 4 comments would be stricken.
So Fark You! for being an ass!

I don't need a reason to get farked.


OK?
 
2013-03-02 08:00:24 PM

yukichigai: BarkingUnicorn: Xythero:


The important part here is that there is no other way Devall could have gotten pregnant.  The vasectomy was done a decade before her kid popped out, and it's easy as hell to test if a vasectomy has reversed itself or not.  Unless she managed to jab a syringe into his balls while he wasn't looking, she had to get the sperm from that sperm bank.


jeebus,  did you have to yuki?

/"ow, my balls"
 
2013-03-02 10:05:33 PM

Man On A Mission: Let the court decide the amount of monthly child support is appropriate, then require the sperm bank to pay that amount  so that not a dime comes out of the unwitting father's pocket and the child doesn't have to suffer either.

/ problem solved


Tack on a college fund and you have a deal.
 
2013-03-02 10:51:31 PM

Smurfme: That's how I order cheeseburgers!


With two shots of sperm, to go?
 
2013-03-03 12:01:08 AM
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2013-03-03 12:29:51 AM

yukichigai: Unless she managed to jab a syringe into his balls while he wasn't looking, she had to get the sperm from that sperm bank.


I'm a chick and I cringed at the thought of that.

In regards toTFA.... well, I feel terrible for the man, and terrible for the baby.  What a horrible thing to do.
 
2013-03-03 12:47:12 AM

BumpInTheNight: So when a man forces a woman into a pregnancy its a ... but when a woman forces a man into a pregnancy its a ...


Are we talking about IVF in both cases of "forcing into a pregnancy"?

I ask because I want to know which flavor of stupidity I'm dealing with.
 
2013-03-03 01:06:25 AM

sgtbarthel: Women have reproductive rights. Men have reproductive responsibilities. Waiting for women who claim they want equality to accept the same responibilities as men or grant men the same rights they have.


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Watch out, folks.  We got a MRA here.
 
2013-03-03 02:10:17 AM

betelgeux: Without reading the article, do sperm banks allow people to rummage around and take what they want?


Do you always chime in about things you don't know shiat about?
 
2013-03-03 02:46:54 AM

Ed Grubermann: betelgeux: Without reading the article, do sperm banks allow people to rummage around and take what they want?

Do you always chime in about things you don't know shiat about?


Well, there was that art student who almost got away with it.
 
2013-03-03 03:01:08 AM

ciberido: MRA


It makes so much sense to me that you would link to shakesville.

Who do you feel was the wronged party here?
 
2013-03-03 05:49:27 AM
The wronged party is the poor two year old with a crazy, selfish mother and a father who never wanted him. That sperm bank is farked three ways as I see it. The man has a suit for his sperm having been given to the wrong woman. The ex wife has a suit for the loss of any chance to conceive another child by her ex (whether or not she ever intended to, that was her option under the contract the couple signed and the sperm bank violated). The child, when he comes of age, has a suit for all the emotional pain and suffering he's going to suffer growing up as a result of this. That poor, poor kid.
 
2013-03-03 09:04:32 AM

Dokushin: ciberido: MRA

It makes so much sense to me that you would link to shakesville.


I'm glad something does.
 
2013-03-04 06:35:36 AM
He should take custody of that kid. What a horrible, vindictive biatch of a mother. He may not have planned it, but that kid deserves at least one decent parent. Take the kid AND the money.
 
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