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(ABC)   In a bizarre lawsuit, a man claims a vengeful ex-girlfriend duped a sperm bank into handing over his specimens, which she then turned into a bouncing baby boy   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 66
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2013-03-02 03:13:11 PM
He should switch to direct deposit.

/Blatantly lifted from article comments
 
2013-03-02 03:25:18 PM
Let the court decide the amount of monthly child support is appropriate, then require the sperm bank to pay that amount  so that not a dime comes out of the unwitting father's pocket and the child doesn't have to suffer either.

/ problem solved
 
2013-03-02 03:35:00 PM
Bouncing baby meal ticket, more like.

Children can bind you to a biatch FOREVER!
 
2013-03-02 03:38:14 PM
Proving that if there's a lawyer, there will be a case to be made.
 
2013-03-02 03:38:41 PM
Without reading the article, do sperm banks allow people to rummage around and take what they want?
 
2013-03-02 03:40:20 PM
There was 500cc's of your father in that cooler!
 
2013-03-02 03:41:21 PM
www.everfunny.com
 
2013-03-02 03:42:11 PM

LewDux:


Waiting for that. Laugh every time.
 
2013-03-02 03:44:06 PM
Charge the sperm bank with human trafficking and the clinic with receiving stolen goods.
 
2013-03-02 03:45:57 PM

show me: He should switch to direct deposit.

/Blatantly lifted from article comments


still pretty funny
 
2013-03-02 03:47:15 PM
"Bernsen, who represented both Hardin and LeBlanc, said the couple signed a contract with a sperm bank giving any future access to the sperm solely to LeBlanc if she decided to conceive another child. "

That is why you fail.
 
2013-03-02 03:49:29 PM
Hum this is a case of the mother deciding to hit the sperm donor up for cash without his consent.  I don't really see this as his fault.
 
2013-03-02 03:51:27 PM
Should have never surrendered his essence, Mandrake.
 
2013-03-02 03:52:23 PM
So when a man forces a woman into a pregnancy its a ... but when a woman forces a man into a pregnancy its a ...
 
2013-03-02 03:54:28 PM

betelgeux: Without reading the article, do sperm banks allow people to rummage around and take what they want?


What you're describing is a sperm lost and found.
 
2013-03-02 03:55:35 PM
That's how I order cheeseburgers!
 
2013-03-02 03:55:56 PM
That reminds me of the time our local sperm bank got robbed.

This guy walks into a sperm bank, decked out in a 9mm and a ski mask.  Points his gun at the receptionist.

"This is a stick-up" he yells while pointning the gun at the receptionist.

"I-I-I think you've got the wrong kinda bank," stuttered the gal at the front desk.

"STFU I know where I am, biatch. Do what I say and nobody gets hurt.  What's in that fridge behind you?"

"Samples," she says, "We don't have any cash here."

"Open one up!!!" he commanded.  When she hesitates he thrusts the gun right to her forehead.  She turns around to the fridge, gets out a sample, opens it up, tries to hand it to him.

"Biatch I don't want that.  You swallow it.  Swallow it now."  She hesitates once more and the robber once again puts the steel to her face.  She obliges and then the robber demands she does it again.  So she takes out another sample, opens it, swallows it.

The robber takes off his mask.  It's the receptionist's husband.  "There," he sighed, "was that so farking hard?"
 
2013-03-02 03:58:21 PM
I'm confused. Did he or did he not stick his d!@% in crazy?
 
2013-03-02 04:00:21 PM
He should have stopped paying the freezer bill when they broke up.

/Stories like this are why I had nothing frozen before getting snipped.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-03-02 04:01:00 PM
I wanna see pics of the woman. I wager there is crazy-galore in her eyes.
 
2013-03-02 04:06:18 PM
If she ever sues him for child support, he should sue her for fraud in the same amount. He pays her, she pays him, everyone is back to where they started
 
2013-03-02 04:07:11 PM

Xythero: "Bernsen, who represented both Hardin and LeBlanc, said the couple signed a contract with a sperm bank giving any future access to the sperm solely to LeBlanc if she decided to conceive another child. "

That is why you fail.


It wasn't the woman you quoted who accessed the sperm bank. It was a subsequent woman with whom Hardin had a relationship with. How she even knew there was frozen sperm just laying around to steal is anyone's guess.
 
2013-03-02 04:09:08 PM
24.media.tumblr.com
How do they know it's even his. I COULD be Sewage Joe's.
 
2013-03-02 04:19:25 PM
This is why trials need to hurry up (if somehow possible) and get completed on that polymer based male contraceptive to see if it's truly safe or not. It would have been a way to avoid this since he would have never needed to bank anything (reverse the procedure, donate, re-apply) and couldn't have had the crazy ex steal/sabotage anything since it's inside the body.
 
2013-03-02 04:19:59 PM
I-I first became aware of it, Mandrake, during the physical act of love...Yes, a profound sense of fatigue, a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I-I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence. I can assure you it has not recurred, Mandrake. Women, er, women sense my power, and they seek the life essence. I do not avoid women, Mandrake. But I do deny them my essence.
 
2013-03-02 04:21:44 PM
Depending on the state he can be held liable for child support. Develop a relationship with the child even though you went through a sperm bank? That alone is enough in many states to be held liable for child support. Have a written contract, trying to help out a lesbian couple or other such situation? Your still held liable in many states for child support. Since your not married you will also discover that you have no rights to the child, only the 'responsibility' of paying.

Dollar for dollar it's a far better payout than the average lottery payout ($100,000) for the mother since it is tax free and their is no expectation that the money is spent on the child. Now that your starting to see women being held child support (and alimony in some states) you may start to see some reform of these laws.

You have to be very careful to make sure you only donate to a currently licensed sperm bank and even then only in a state with protections for the father. The laws vary from one state to another by quite a bit so you have to look it up in each state. It's not at all like driving where the laws are generally similar to each other.
 
2013-03-02 04:23:56 PM

Man On A Mission: Let the court decide the amount of monthly child support is appropriate, then require the sperm bank to pay that amount  so that not a dime comes out of the unwitting father's pocket and the child doesn't have to suffer either.


Actually from another article, she never asked for support and is apparently quite wealthy.  He is the one going after her and the sperm bank.  I think he just wants partial custody and child-support.
 
2013-03-02 04:34:09 PM
Another article says they broke up in 2011 and the child is now two years old. Sounds possible the guy had a change of heart about having a child with her after she was already pregnant. Something doesn't add up here.
 
2013-03-02 04:46:43 PM

betelgeux: Without reading the article, do sperm banks allow people to rummage around and take what they want?


Fark you if you can't read the article.
 
2013-03-02 04:47:23 PM

FarketyFarkerson: Another article says they broke up in 2011 and the child is now two years old. Sounds possible the guy had a change of heart about having a child with her after she was already pregnant. Something doesn't add up here.


Yes, like the fact that the ex-girlfriend with the contract at the sperm bank and the one who took the sperm to have a kid are two different people...
 
2013-03-02 04:48:24 PM

stevegarbowski: I'm confused. Did he or did he not stick his d!@% in crazy?


Twice, it seems.  Maybe thrice, depending on the sperm bank's collection method.
 
2013-03-02 04:49:09 PM

onyxruby: Depending on the state he can be held liable for child support. Develop a relationship with the child even though you went through a sperm bank? That alone is enough in many states to be held liable for child support. Have a written contract, trying to help out a lesbian couple or other such situation? Your still held liable in many states for child support. Since your not married you will also discover that you have no rights to the child, only the 'responsibility' of paying.

Dollar for dollar it's a far better payout than the average lottery payout ($100,000) for the mother since it is tax free and their is no expectation that the money is spent on the child. Now that your starting to see women being held child support (and alimony in some states) you may start to see some reform of these laws.

You have to be very careful to make sure you only donate to a currently licensed sperm bank and even then only in a state with protections for the father. The laws vary from one state to another by quite a bit so you have to look it up in each state. It's not at all like driving where the laws are generally similar to each other.


Women have reproductive rights. Men have reproductive responsibilities. Waiting for women who claim they want equality to accept the same responibilities as men or grant men the same rights they have.
 
2013-03-02 04:49:54 PM

Argyle82: The robber takes off his mask.  It's the receptionist's husband.  "There," he sighed, "was that so farking hard?"


Do you have any equally amusing anal rape jokes to share?
 
2013-03-02 04:51:42 PM
IMHO this fellow should be given custody if he wants the boy while psycho ex-girlfriend and Bank O Sperm should pick up all expenses including college and incidentals.
 
2013-03-02 04:52:24 PM

CokeBear: If she ever sues him for child support, he should sue her for fraud in the same amount. He pays her, she pays him, everyone is back to where they started


Except she's almost assured to win her case if paternity is even assumed without being proven, his case can still fail even with evidence proving she defrauded him.
 
2013-03-02 04:53:15 PM
This like someone walking into a bank and social-engineering her way into my safety deposit box.  Sperm bank is hooked for damages.  Crazy GF goes to jail for fraud and theft.
 
2013-03-02 04:54:35 PM
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Picture of the victim.
 
2013-03-02 05:00:34 PM
yeah that sperm bank is pretty well screwed and is likely to be sued out of business.
 
2013-03-02 05:01:37 PM

Xythero: "Bernsen, who represented both Hardin and LeBlanc, said the couple signed a contract with a sperm bank giving any future access to the sperm solely to LeBlanc if she decided to conceive another child. "

That is why you fail.


I can't believe that's accurate.  Future access for LeBlanc after Hardin is dead, maybe.  Require Hardin's death certificate to withdraw sperm.

Regardless, LeBlanc is not the woman who withdrew the sperm; that's Devall.
 
2013-03-02 05:01:47 PM

Argonreality: This is why trials need to hurry up (if somehow possible) and get completed on that polymer based male contraceptive to see if it's truly safe or not. It would have been a way to avoid this since he would have never needed to bank anything (reverse the procedure, donate, re-apply) and couldn't have had the crazy ex steal/sabotage anything since it's inside the body.


Random science FYI, but your sperms from when a guy is younger produce healthier babies than sperms from the same guy when he's older (less schizophrenia and a few other disorders).

Same is true of women and their eggs (less downe syndrome).

A reversible contraceptive does nothing to counter the facts above.  None of this is the guy or his wife's fault.  It rests entirely with his crazy-ass ex girlfriend and the clinic that handed over his sperm even though they had strict instruction about who was allowed to retrieve it.  It's not just the child support damages that should be charged.  This place should be buried with emotional suffering damages.  I'd recommend the same for the ex, but she's got a toddler to take care of (sigh).
 
2013-03-02 05:02:20 PM

grimlock1972: yeah that sperm bank is pretty well screwed and is likely to be sued out of business.


Don't want it out of business, want it paying child support.
 
2013-03-02 05:10:28 PM

BarkingUnicorn: grimlock1972: yeah that sperm bank is pretty well screwed and is likely to be sued out of business.

Don't want it out of business, want it paying child support.


Agreed but the guy is liking looking for serious damages and who what they did they could lose their licenses to operate.
 
2013-03-02 05:11:37 PM
www.apnatimepass.com
Brilliantly crazy.
 
2013-03-02 05:21:07 PM

BarkingUnicorn: Xythero: "Bernsen, who represented both Hardin and LeBlanc, said the couple signed a contract with a sperm bank giving any future access to the sperm solely to LeBlanc if she decided to conceive another child. "

That is why you fail.

I can't believe that's accurate.  Future access for LeBlanc after Hardin is dead, maybe.  Require Hardin's death certificate to withdraw sperm.

Regardless, LeBlanc is not the woman who withdrew the sperm; that's Devall.


Yes.  Took me a minute to grist that from the article.

For the rest of you, here's a basic run-down of what happened:

1) Hardin and LeBlanc get married
2) Hardin and LeBlanc have a child, decide they don't want any more kids
3) Hardin has sperm stored at a sperm bank, giving LeBlanc exclusive access to it
4) Hardin gets a vasectomy
5) Several years later, Hardin and LeBlanc divorce
6) Several years after that, Hardin starts dating someone named Devall
7) Biatch be crazy, Hardin breaks up with Devall
8) Devall goes into the sperm bank where Hardin's sperm is stored, somehow obtains it despite her name not being "LeBlanc"
9) Devall literally goes next door and gets impregnated with Hardin's sperm

The important part here is that there is no other way Devall could have gotten pregnant.  The vasectomy was done a decade before her kid popped out, and it's easy as hell to test if a vasectomy has reversed itself or not.  Unless she managed to jab a syringe into his balls while he wasn't looking, she had to get the sperm from that sperm bank.
 
2013-03-02 05:25:04 PM

louiedog: betelgeux: Without reading the article, do sperm banks allow people to rummage around and take what they want?

What you're describing is a sperm lost and found.


I don't know, it sounds more like a buffet to me.

It's a social event.
People enter the restaurant and talk with their friends while waiting in line to pay.
A young woman passes by with the latest gossip, and recommends a table just at the right distance to be close to the buffet but far enough for a little privacy.
This happens to be one of the fancier sperm bank buffets; you can see women gathering around the central buffet as they wait to make requests from an on-site worker. If you want my advice, ask the waitress for recommendations. They know this place better than you, their experience is invaluable.


www.bestofvegas.com

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2013-03-02 05:25:49 PM
Just make a rule that any "withdrawal" of a non-anonymous sample requires the presence of the donor and photo ID, or the notarized death certificate of said donor. Is that so hard?
 
2013-03-02 05:49:33 PM

betelgeux: Without reading the article, do sperm banks allow people to rummage around and take what they want?


Thirsty?
 
2013-03-02 06:01:30 PM

yukichigai: BarkingUnicorn: Xythero: "Bernsen, who represented both Hardin and LeBlanc, said the couple signed a contract with a sperm bank giving any future access to the sperm solely to LeBlanc if she decided to conceive another child. "

That is why you fail.

I can't believe that's accurate.  Future access for LeBlanc after Hardin is dead, maybe.  Require Hardin's death certificate to withdraw sperm.

Regardless, LeBlanc is not the woman who withdrew the sperm; that's Devall.

Yes.  Took me a minute to grist that from the article.

For the rest of you, here's a basic run-down of what happened:

1) Hardin and LeBlanc get married play house
2) Hardin and LeBlanc have a child, decide they don't want any more kids
3) Hardin has sperm stored at a sperm bank, giving LeBlanc exclusive access to it
4) Hardin gets a vasectomy
5) Several years later, Hardin and LeBlanc divorce break up
6) Several years after that, Hardin starts dating someone named Devall
7) Biatch be crazy, Hardin breaks up with Devall
8) Devall goes into the sperm bank where Hardin's sperm is stored, somehow obtains it despite her name not being "LeBlanc"
9) Devall literally goes next door and gets impregnated with Hardin's sperm

The important part here is that there is no other way Devall could have gotten pregnant.  The vasectomy was done a decade before her kid popped out, and it's easy as hell to test if a vasectomy has reversed itself or not.  Unless she managed to jab a syringe into his balls while he wasn't looking, she had to get the sperm from that sperm bank.

 
2013-03-02 06:05:28 PM
If the guy loses, which he probably will, he always has the option of popping her with a few caps.  It might knock some intelligence into her.
 
2013-03-02 06:06:56 PM

BarkingUnicorn: betelgeux: Without reading the article, do sperm banks allow people to rummage around and take what they want?

Fark you if you can't read the article.


Since when is reading the article part of the terms of use agreement on Fark? If it were, 3 out of 4 comments would be stricken.
So Fark You! for being an ass!
 
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