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(Komo)   Woman: "God, smite this burglar." God: "Okay"   (komonews.com) divider line 13
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2013-03-02 01:02:24 PM
3 votes:

ultraholland: yeah, but god also sent the burglar.


The burglar had his own free will.  Of course, god could have stopped him before he got there, but that would interfere with his free will.

/God is playing a game of solitaire with weird rules.
2013-03-02 03:57:11 PM
2 votes:

BumpInTheNight: ultraholland: pounddawg: You guys are all wrong....

God is playing Calvin Ball.

I hear god's a big fan of Plinko.

I thought it was ski-ball


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2013-03-02 03:38:21 PM
2 votes:

InitialCommentGuy: EvilEgg: ultraholland: yeah, but god also sent the burglar.

The burglar had his own free will.  Of course, god could have stopped him before he got there, but that would interfere with his free will.

/God is playing a game of solitaire with weird rules.


Solitaire?  No no no.  God does not play solitaire with the universe; He play an ineffable game of His own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of the players, (i.e. the burglar and the prayer) to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch-dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, and a Dealer who won't tell you the rules an who smiles all the time.


You guys are all wrong....

God is playing Calvin Ball.
2013-03-02 03:26:56 PM
2 votes:
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Okely Dokely!
2013-03-02 03:26:45 PM
2 votes:
she's having an affair. perhaps there was a dent in the fridge

she was on her knees giving a guy a blowjob. he pulled her hair because that's what you do when girls give you blow jobs. he hit his head on the fridge when he orgasmed. he turned around in the driveway because he noticed the husband was home.

she probably pocketed the 20
2013-03-02 02:49:27 PM
2 votes:

EvilEgg: ultraholland: yeah, but god also sent the burglar.

The burglar had his own free will.  Of course, god could have stopped him before he got there, but that would interfere with his free will.

/God is playing a game of solitaire with weird rules.


And he's playing it 'til dawn with a deck of 51.

/obscure?
2013-03-02 12:45:49 PM
2 votes:
yeah, but god also sent the burglar.
2013-03-02 03:43:51 PM
1 votes:

ultraholland: pounddawg: You guys are all wrong....

God is playing Calvin Ball.

I hear god's a big fan of Plinko.


I thought it was ski-ball
2013-03-02 03:30:42 PM
1 votes:
I guess now that football season is over, God has to find something to do to pass the boredom.
2013-03-02 03:25:10 PM
1 votes:
God has a drunken idiot ray?
2013-03-02 03:16:30 PM
1 votes:
And because she didn't call the police, God saved them from doing any paperwork over it.
2013-03-02 03:12:41 PM
1 votes:

EvilEgg: xanadian: EvilEgg: ultraholland: yeah, but god also sent the burglar.

The burglar had his own free will.  Of course, god could have stopped him before he got there, but that would interfere with his free will.

/God is playing a game of solitaire with weird rules.

And he's playing it 'til dawn with a deck of 51.

/obscure?

Smothers Brothers is old, not obscure.


Neither is Captain Kangaroo.
2013-03-02 02:58:11 PM
1 votes:

xanadian: EvilEgg: ultraholland: yeah, but god also sent the burglar.

The burglar had his own free will.  Of course, god could have stopped him before he got there, but that would interfere with his free will.

/God is playing a game of solitaire with weird rules.

And he's playing it 'til dawn with a deck of 51.

/obscure?


Smothers Brothers is old, not obscure.
 
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