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(Komo)   Woman: "God, smite this burglar." God: "Okay"   (komonews.com) divider line 9
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2013-03-02 01:02:24 PM
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ultraholland: yeah, but god also sent the burglar.


The burglar had his own free will.  Of course, god could have stopped him before he got there, but that would interfere with his free will.

/God is playing a game of solitaire with weird rules.
2013-03-02 03:18:19 PM
2 votes:
Selection bias.

Why do we never hear of the cases where a woman calls out "Lord help me,"  and gets stabbed for it?
2013-03-02 03:57:11 PM
1 votes:

BumpInTheNight: ultraholland: pounddawg: You guys are all wrong....

God is playing Calvin Ball.

I hear god's a big fan of Plinko.

I thought it was ski-ball


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2013-03-02 03:43:51 PM
1 votes:

ultraholland: pounddawg: You guys are all wrong....

God is playing Calvin Ball.

I hear god's a big fan of Plinko.


I thought it was ski-ball
2013-03-02 03:37:12 PM
1 votes:

HairBolus: Selection bias.

Why do we never hear of the cases where a woman calls out "Lord help me,"  and gets stabbed for it?


That's called the natural selection bias, the women can't tell their story since they're dead.
2013-03-02 03:36:54 PM
1 votes:
Can't fix stupid
2013-03-02 03:26:45 PM
1 votes:
she's having an affair. perhaps there was a dent in the fridge

she was on her knees giving a guy a blowjob. he pulled her hair because that's what you do when girls give you blow jobs. he hit his head on the fridge when he orgasmed. he turned around in the driveway because he noticed the husband was home.

she probably pocketed the 20
2013-03-02 03:16:50 PM
1 votes:
Pretty elaborate story for pinching $20 to spend on some bonbons, lady.

/if there was a god and it scrutinized and influenced such small events like that they god is a raging asshole for letting all the really terrible things that have happened to the world happen
2013-03-02 12:45:49 PM
1 votes:
yeah, but god also sent the burglar.
 
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