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(Komo)   Woman: "God, smite this burglar." God: "Okay"   (komonews.com) divider line 59
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2013-03-02 05:51:16 PM
Great to see this worked....it's exactly the advice given by my bat shiat crazy teacher in at the fundamentalist christian school where I served a long sentence.

/It sounded just plausible enough to work...
 
2013-03-02 07:13:43 PM
Xanadian,That is one of the most awesome things on Pulp Fiction too./ Captain Kangaroo/
 
2013-03-02 07:19:11 PM

ultraholland: pounddawg: You guys are all wrong....

God is playing Calvin Ball.

I hear god's a big fan of Plinko.


We all have to win a game of Cliffhangers before we ca enter Paradise...
 
2013-03-02 10:49:29 PM
...the woman was kneeling on her kitchen floor in prayer Feb. 19 when she felt someone grab her hair from behind.

She later told officers she thought it was her husband playing a joke on her, so she continued praying.


This is the part I personally find creepiest.
 
2013-03-03 12:30:55 AM

xanadian: EvilEgg: ultraholland: yeah, but god also sent the burglar.

The burglar had his own free will.  Of course, god could have stopped him before he got there, but that would interfere with his free will.

/God is playing a game of solitaire with weird rules.

And he's playing it 'til dawn with a deck of 51.

/obscure?


It might be obscure, but that don't bother me at all.
 
2013-03-03 03:38:56 AM

FloydA: Starving kids in Africa, wounded, maimed and crippled kids in Afghanistan and Iraq, and Kim Jong Un has nukes.  Good thing God has his farkin' priorities straight.


While my lack of faith is disturbing, at least I don't go out of my way to mock something incorrectly. It makes no sense to you because you are stupid, not because it's a complicated issue.

/Free will clause, mysterious ways, etc...
 
2013-03-03 11:13:28 AM

Yogimus: FloydA: Starving kids in Africa, wounded, maimed and crippled kids in Afghanistan and Iraq, and Kim Jong Un has nukes.  Good thing God has his farkin' priorities straight.

While my lack of faith is disturbing, at least I don't go out of my way to mock something incorrectly. It makes no sense to you because you are stupid, not because it's a complicated issue.

/Free will clause, mysterious ways, etc...


Oh, well that explains it.  Thank you!
 
2013-03-03 12:45:10 PM
Amputee: "God please give me my legs back." God: "No."
 
2013-03-03 01:46:09 PM

Yogimus: FloydA: Starving kids in Africa, wounded, maimed and crippled kids in Afghanistan and Iraq, and Kim Jong Un has nukes.  Good thing God has his farkin' priorities straight.

While my lack of faith is disturbing, at least I don't go out of my way to mock something incorrectly. It makes no sense to you because you are stupid, not because it's a complicated issue.

/Free will clause, mysterious ways, etc...


...so nothing can ever prove them wrong, ever.  How convenient for them.
 
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