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(Fox News)   "Once prominent film star" David Arquette turned into reporter at this year's Oscars, embarrassing himself in the process. In other news, David Arquette was once perceived as being "a prominent film star"   (foxnews.com) divider line 41
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2013-03-02 08:15:19 AM
I think what they meant by "once prominent film star" was "former Mr. Courtney Cox"
 
2013-03-02 08:24:15 AM

MmmmBacon: I think what they meant by "once prominent film star" was "former Mr. Courtney Cox"


And WCW world champion.

That was the apex of his life
 
2013-03-02 10:19:57 AM
Fox News calling people out for being embarrassing journalists is pretty funny.
 
2013-03-02 10:38:03 AM

MmmmBacon: I think what they meant by "once prominent film star" was "former Mr. Courtney Cox"


"That guy who was in Scream.  No, not the boyfriend.  No, the drunken asshole at E3 was Jamie Kennedy.  Yeah, him."
 
2013-03-02 10:42:48 AM

MmmmBacon: I think what they meant by "once prominent film star" was "former Mr. Courtney Cox"


Done in one.
 
2013-03-02 01:27:58 PM

cman: MmmmBacon: I think what they meant by "once prominent film star" was "former Mr. Courtney Cox"

And WCW world champion.

That was the apex of his life


He was adamantly against that, knowing that wrestling fans would hate it. He donated all the money he made to the families of two dead wrestlers and one paralyzed one.
 
2013-03-02 02:01:33 PM

cman: MmmmBacon: I think what they meant by "once prominent film star" was "former Mr. Courtney Cox"

And WCW world champion.

That was the apex of his life


www.thewrestlinglegendsforum.com

/actually, Fox News, Arquette volunteered to ask questions for the Howard Stern Show, because he's a fan. Hell, Fox didn't even mention that fact. And, the Stern Show, Howard 100 News, and David Arquette as a reporter are all more credible than Fox News.
 
2013-03-02 02:49:33 PM
It's funny that David Arquette isn't the biggest embarrassment to ever lift that title
he's not the 2nd biggest either
 
2013-03-02 02:50:39 PM

falcon176: It's funny that David Arquette isn't the biggest embarrassment to ever lift that title
he's not the 2nd biggest either


Well, remember, Vince Russo booked himself to win the belt, thereby making Arquette look like Ric Flair, circa 1986.
 
2013-03-02 03:10:31 PM

falcon176: It's funny that David Arquette isn't the biggest embarrassment to ever lift that title
he's not the 2nd biggest either


I will cop to Russo being. #1, but who was the second, if not Arquette?
 
2013-03-02 03:12:49 PM

clintster: falcon176: It's funny that David Arquette isn't the biggest embarrassment to ever lift that title
he's not the 2nd biggest either

I will cop to Russo being. #1, but who was the second, if not Arquette?


Jack Swagger
 
2013-03-02 03:13:51 PM

falcon176: clintster: falcon176: It's funny that David Arquette isn't the biggest embarrassment to ever lift that title
he's not the 2nd biggest either

I will cop to Russo being. #1, but who was the second, if not Arquette?

Jack Swagger


 Also, The Great Khali
 
2013-03-02 03:16:47 PM

falcon176: clintster: falcon176: It's funny that David Arquette isn't the biggest embarrassment to ever lift that title
he's not the 2nd biggest either

I will cop to Russo being. #1, but who was the second, if not Arquette?

Jack Swagger


Nah.


Great Khali is surely worse than Thwagger.


Does Benoit retroactively count as an embarrassment?
 
2013-03-02 03:24:32 PM
Hey, Eight Legged Freaks was funny.  And had Scarlet Johannsen in a towel.
 
2013-03-02 03:31:59 PM

FirstNationalBastard: falcon176: clintster: falcon176: It's funny that David Arquette isn't the biggest embarrassment to ever lift that title
he's not the 2nd biggest either

I will cop to Russo being. #1, but who was the second, if not Arquette?

Jack Swagger

Nah.


Great Khali is surely worse than Thwagger.


Does Benoit retroactively count as an embarrassment?


Ah, there's my fail; I was looking at as the WCW title and not the Big Gold Belt in general. Under those parameters, I'd put Khali at #2.

And let's go retroactive with [redacted] at #2 in WCW.
 
2013-03-02 03:49:21 PM

ArkAngel: cman: MmmmBacon: I think what they meant by "once prominent film star" was "former Mr. Courtney Cox"

And WCW world champion.

That was the apex of his life

He was adamantly against that, knowing that wrestling fans would hate it. He donated all the money he made to the families of two dead wrestlers and one paralyzed one.


Thanks for the random smile.
 
2013-03-02 04:08:08 PM
I know it's fun to make fun of people, but I seriously doubt anyone in this thread has actually been more successful than him.

/That one sister of his used to be really hot.
 
2013-03-02 04:17:39 PM
This thread does not seem like it will hit the magic 104 posts required for a true Arquette thread
 
2013-03-02 04:20:26 PM

TheManofPA: This thread does not seem like it will hit the magic 104 posts required for a true Arquette thread


i6.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-02 04:21:40 PM
I just took a good look at that pic I posted...

Arquette carried the real Big Gold that Scott Steiner eventually stole.

Good for Arquette.
 
2013-03-02 04:30:49 PM
Leave the guy be. Hell, if he's having fun with it, let him.

Fox must have run out of liberals to smash today or something
 
2013-03-02 04:44:39 PM
www.behindthevoiceactors.com

Haters gonna hate.
 
2013-03-02 04:53:10 PM
DONTCHA KNOW NOT TO TRUST ME?  I'M FROM HOLLYWOOOOOD

Either a great annoying heel promo or a horrendous annoying heel promo after Russo's latest SWERVE!!!!!11 at Slamboree 2000.
 
2013-03-02 05:07:09 PM

KiwDaWabbit: I know it's fun to make fun of people, but I seriously doubt anyone in this thread has actually been more successful than him.

/That one sister of his used to be really hot.


Fo sho

www.shewired.com
 
2013-03-02 05:27:44 PM
He was pretty decent in 'Ravenous'.
 
2013-03-02 05:49:00 PM

FirstNationalBastard: cman: MmmmBacon: I think what they meant by "once prominent film star" was "former Mr. Courtney Cox"

And WCW world champion.

That was the apex of his life

[www.thewrestlinglegendsforum.com image 320x240]

/actually, Fox News, Arquette volunteered to ask questions for the Howard Stern Show, because he's a fan. Hell, Fox didn't even mention that fact. And, the Stern Show, Howard 100 News, and David Arquette as a reporter are all more credible than Fox News.


Yeah, they did.

FTFA: It turns out Arquette was there to serve Howard Stern and his raunchy Sirius radio show ... and that meant no "ordinary" questions.

/who's the chick in the black dress??? She's related to Arquette?
 
2013-03-02 06:03:55 PM
Johnny Queefer!
 
2013-03-02 06:05:01 PM
eh, searching the Fox website for 'Academy Awards', you realize they got to ask even less questions than Arquette.

Other than that, the only items they had over any other website were a lot of butthurt over the fact that their personal Alex Jonesy-anti Obama flick, "2016", got 'snubbed' at the awards and that gem: http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2013/02/25/oscars-behind-scenes- b athroom-pipe-bursts-floods-academy-awards-lobby/

That's some fine reporting there, Lou.
 
2013-03-02 06:21:26 PM
So that's what the Ex Mr. Courteney Cox  has been up to
 
2013-03-02 06:55:30 PM

superdolfan1: FirstNationalBastard: cman: MmmmBacon: I think what they meant by "once prominent film star" was "former Mr. Courtney Cox"

And WCW world champion.

That was the apex of his life

[www.thewrestlinglegendsforum.com image 320x240]

/actually, Fox News, Arquette volunteered to ask questions for the Howard Stern Show, because he's a fan. Hell, Fox didn't even mention that fact. And, the Stern Show, Howard 100 News, and David Arquette as a reporter are all more credible than Fox News.

Yeah, they did.

FTFA: It turns out Arquette was there to serve Howard Stern and his raunchy Sirius radio show ... and that meant no "ordinary" questions.

/who's the chick in the black dress??? She's related to Arquette?


Serious dude? That's Patricia Arquette - ever watch that TV show Medium? That's his sister (along with Rosanna).

She was way hotter when she was younger and not as thick. Rosanna is still pretty milfy.
.
 
2013-03-02 07:11:42 PM
He was in a movie with an 18-year-old Scarlett Johansson.  That's more than Alec Guinness can say.
 
2013-03-02 07:22:31 PM

clintster: FirstNationalBastard: falcon176: clintster: falcon176: It's funny that David Arquette isn't the biggest embarrassment to ever lift that title
he's not the 2nd biggest either

I will cop to Russo being. #1, but who was the second, if not Arquette?

Jack Swagger

Nah.


Great Khali is surely worse than Thwagger.


Does Benoit retroactively count as an embarrassment?

Ah, there's my fail; I was looking at as the WCW title and not the Big Gold Belt in general. Under those parameters, I'd put Khali at #2.

And let's go retroactive with [redacted] at #2 in WCW.


Really? If you count each reign as an individual title holder then Hogan's after the finger poke of doom slides in, for me, at #2.

/but then, I really don't like Hogan
 
2013-03-02 07:26:23 PM
Why was the once prominent film star -- who was previously married to TV star Courteney Cox -- now studying his notes and raising his hand to ask the winner's questions?

How do these people still have jobs?
 
2013-03-02 08:11:00 PM

TwistedFark: superdolfan1: FirstNationalBastard: cman: MmmmBacon: I think what they meant by "once prominent film star" was "former Mr. Courtney Cox"

And WCW world champion.

That was the apex of his life

[www.thewrestlinglegendsforum.com image 320x240]

/actually, Fox News, Arquette volunteered to ask questions for the Howard Stern Show, because he's a fan. Hell, Fox didn't even mention that fact. And, the Stern Show, Howard 100 News, and David Arquette as a reporter are all more credible than Fox News.

Yeah, they did.

FTFA: It turns out Arquette was there to serve Howard Stern and his raunchy Sirius radio show ... and that meant no "ordinary" questions.

/who's the chick in the black dress??? She's related to Arquette?

Serious dude? That's Patricia Arquette - ever watch that TV show Medium? That's his sister (along with Rosanna).

She was way hotter when she was younger and not as thick. Rosanna is still pretty milfy.
.


Toto's song,"Rosanna",was written for her...
 
2013-03-02 09:33:18 PM
He is one of those rare creatures that absolutely should not grow a full beard.  And that's very, very unusual.  Also, greasy, grimy hair isn't doing him any favors.

Oh well, he can rock a mustache and goatee like nobody's business.
 
2013-03-02 09:35:59 PM

AcesFull: TwistedFark: superdolfan1: FirstNationalBastard: cman: MmmmBacon: I think what they meant by "once prominent film star" was "former Mr. Courtney Cox"

And WCW world champion.

That was the apex of his life

[www.thewrestlinglegendsforum.com image 320x240]

/actually, Fox News, Arquette volunteered to ask questions for the Howard Stern Show, because he's a fan. Hell, Fox didn't even mention that fact. And, the Stern Show, Howard 100 News, and David Arquette as a reporter are all more credible than Fox News.

Yeah, they did.

FTFA: It turns out Arquette was there to serve Howard Stern and his raunchy Sirius radio show ... and that meant no "ordinary" questions.

/who's the chick in the black dress??? She's related to Arquette?

Serious dude? That's Patricia Arquette - ever watch that TV show Medium? That's his sister (along with Rosanna).

She was way hotter when she was younger and not as thick. Rosanna is still pretty milfy.
.

Toto's song,"Rosanna",was written for her...


i30.photobucket.com

The root chakra was his taint

/not obscure
 
2013-03-03 01:34:39 AM

Dalek Caan's doomed mistress: He was pretty decent in 'Ravenous'.


Came here for this. Ravenous is easily one of the best horror/dark comedy films nobody has seen. Despite its stellar cast, their enthusiastic performances and the brilliantly cynical script, the critics panned it, and sadly, audiences obeyed the critics on this one.
 
2013-03-03 02:27:19 AM

Sgt Otter: MmmmBacon: I think what they meant by "once prominent film star" was "former Mr. Courtney Cox"

"That guy who was in Scream.  No, not the boyfriend.  No, the drunken asshole at E3 was Jamie Kennedy.  Yeah, him."


And tagged Courtney Cox AFTER that role even.
 
2013-03-03 06:51:09 AM

TheManofPA: AcesFull: TwistedFark: superdolfan1: FirstNationalBastard: cman: MmmmBacon: I think what they meant by "once prominent film star" was "former Mr. Courtney Cox"

And WCW world champion.

That was the apex of his life

[www.thewrestlinglegendsforum.com image 320x240]

/actually, Fox News, Arquette volunteered to ask questions for the Howard Stern Show, because he's a fan. Hell, Fox didn't even mention that fact. And, the Stern Show, Howard 100 News, and David Arquette as a reporter are all more credible than Fox News.

Yeah, they did.

FTFA: It turns out Arquette was there to serve Howard Stern and his raunchy Sirius radio show ... and that meant no "ordinary" questions.

/who's the chick in the black dress??? She's related to Arquette?

Serious dude? That's Patricia Arquette - ever watch that TV show Medium? That's his sister (along with Rosanna).

She was way hotter when she was younger and not as thick. Rosanna is still pretty milfy.
.

Toto's song,"Rosanna",was written for her...



The root chakra was his taint

/not obscure


Godspeed, Coco.
 
2013-03-03 09:50:54 AM
Not to sound like a homophobe, but I'd rather watch Alexis strip.
 
2013-03-03 12:31:17 PM

Funbags: Dalek Caan's doomed mistress: He was pretty decent in 'Ravenous'.

Came here for this. Ravenous is easily one of the best horror/dark comedy films nobody has seen. Despite its stellar cast, their enthusiastic performances and the brilliantly cynical script, the critics panned it, and sadly, audiences obeyed the critics on this one.


Ravenous was friggin' awesome, agreed.
 
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