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NoMessiahInHere:OK, this is one of the worst articles I've ever read. Alcohol also tends to increase sinus congestion making it harder to breathe so unless you are hammered, good luck going to sleep after having that drink.
Wait a sec, why would you stop drinking unless you're hammered and about to black out?
Snorting saltwater has always worked for me. Snort it up your nose, let it run out of your mouth. Takes some practice, at first it is almost like waterboarding yourself, but it works.
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