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(Guardian)   How will the Chelsea fans react to Rafa's meltdown? How many players will get sent off the north London derby? Ryan Giggs in his 1000th appearance and QPR showing yet again money doesn't buy you success in the EPL   (guardian.co.uk) divider line 278
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2013-03-03 08:02:08 AM  
Hey, this thread got bumped and I'm hammered drunk.

and OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
IF I HAD THE WINGS OF A SPARROW
AND I HAD THE ASS OF A CROW ...
 
2013-03-03 08:09:50 AM  

Billy Crystal Meth Lab: Hey, this thread got bumped and I'm hammered drunk.

and OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
IF I HAD THE WINGS OF A SPARROW
AND I HAD THE ASS OF A CROW ...


Again? I'm pleased with how many lushes we have in these threads
 
2013-03-03 08:23:24 AM  
News just in a Middle East group is supposidly offering £1.5 billion in cash for Arsenal.

Original story here.

Just what Arse need going into the north London derby as the underdogs.
 
2013-03-03 08:57:59 AM  
I'm not drinking (much) this morning, so I'm going to let BCML have the fun.
 
2013-03-03 09:05:17 AM  

Norfolking Chance: News just in a Middle East group is supposidly offering £1.5 billion in cash for Arsenal.

Original story here.

Just what Arse need going into the north London derby as the underdogs.


So, if this deal happens (I don't think it does), how long before Wenger is either fired or kicked upstairs as a Director of Football?
 
2013-03-03 09:06:29 AM  

ADubs86: I'm not drinking (much) this morning, so I'm going to let BCML have the fun.


I'm going with coffee as the only alcohol in the house is two cans of Natural Lite a friend left in the fridge last weekend. I'd prefer sobriety to Natty.
 
2013-03-03 09:07:42 AM  

HaywoodJablonski: Billy Crystal Meth Lab: Hey, this thread got bumped and I'm hammered drunk.

and OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
IF I HAD THE WINGS OF A SPARROW
AND I HAD THE ASS OF A CROW ...

Again? I'm pleased with how many lushes we have in these threads


I just got back from a two-week gig (I do film stuffs) in India (little to no alcohol), so I found the biggest bottle of Bushmill's and went to town this weekend. Real life starts back again tomorrow.

ADubs86: I'm not drinking (much) this morning, so I'm going to let BCML have the fun.


No one likes a drunk being by themselves!

I'm soon to be at Brewhouse (the Arsenal bar in Buttlanta), so I'll be thinking of you all as I shout my lungs out.
 
2013-03-03 09:10:01 AM  

Norfolking Chance: News just in a Middle East group is supposidly offering £1.5 billion in cash for Arsenal.

Original story here.

Just what Arse need going into the north London derby as the underdogs.


Swiss Ramble [fitba biz writer] thinks it fails the sniff test and that it is as likely a fan generated hoax.
 
2013-03-03 09:26:38 AM  

midpoint: Norfolking Chance: News just in a Middle East group is supposidly offering £1.5 billion in cash for Arsenal.

Original story here.

Just what Arse need going into the north London derby as the underdogs.

Swiss Ramble [fitba biz writer] thinks it fails the sniff test and that it is as likely a fan generated hoax.


If it was just a tabloid i would agree with you but the original story is in the Telegraph and they are much less likly to be taken in by a hoax or make it up (like the QPR story). As always take it with a pinch of salt as no names have been given.
 
2013-03-03 09:33:58 AM  

Norfolking Chance: midpoint: Norfolking Chance: News just in a Middle East group is supposidly offering £1.5 billion in cash for Arsenal.

Original story here.

Just what Arse need going into the north London derby as the underdogs.

Swiss Ramble [fitba biz writer] thinks it fails the sniff test and that it is as likely a fan generated hoax.

If it was just a tabloid i would agree with you but the original story is in the Telegraph and they are much less likly to be taken in by a hoax or make it up (like the QPR story). As always take it with a pinch of salt as no names have been given.


Not sure how I'd feel about it if this were the case. On one hand: we enter the arms race with a vengeance: signing big names again; silverware. On the other: We're not winning the "right" way, so no more moral superiority.
 
2013-03-03 10:29:28 AM  
Let's do this.

img.photobucket.com

COYS!
 
2013-03-03 10:48:29 AM  
Anyone know where I can watch Spurs v Gunners online?
 
2013-03-03 10:58:45 AM  
Whar Podolski?
 
2013-03-03 11:00:04 AM  
Oh my God. Is it possible to die of hangover?

I need a win here, because I have brunch later and it's going to f*cking suck.
 
2013-03-03 11:00:12 AM  
GET IT ON!
Piers Morgan, stop talking.
 
2013-03-03 11:06:53 AM  

RujuHip: Anyone know where I can watch Spurs v Gunners online?


http://www.thefirstrow.eu
 
2013-03-03 11:08:02 AM  
I'm in an English style pub in Jamaica watching Spurs v Arsenal.
What a way to spend a vacation

/coys!
 
2013-03-03 11:13:18 AM  
Good game so far. Both teams are putting in 100% and busting their asses to win. I like it, even if a small part of me is annoyed the Gunners don't play this hard all the time.
 
2013-03-03 11:19:40 AM  

mitchcumstein1: Oh my God. Is it possible to die of hangover?

I need a win here, because I have brunch later and it's going to f*cking suck.


I feel your pain. Thinking about hair of the dog to ease the pain.
 
2013-03-03 11:26:15 AM  

Jamespoon: mitchcumstein1: Oh my God. Is it possible to die of hangover?

I need a win here, because I have brunch later and it's going to f*cking suck.

I feel your pain. Thinking about hair of the dog to ease the pain.


There is Jameson in my coffee this morning, and a Bloody Mary or two to come I'm sure.

And probably some beer later on.
 
2013-03-03 11:28:16 AM  
I am LOVING Monreal's defensive chops
 
2013-03-03 11:30:30 AM  

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9829-2637


Just a reminder, if you want to join the FARK MLS Fantasy league the info is in the quoted text. Scoring starts in the second round so you haven't missed anything yet. EIP if you have any problems.
 
2013-03-03 11:33:14 AM  
sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net

Google knows...
 
2013-03-03 11:33:40 AM  

Langston: I am LOVING Monreal's defensive chops


Hot Carl doing a good job as well.
 
2013-03-03 11:34:40 AM  

Langston: I am LOVING Monreal's defensive chops


As Alan Davies likes to say in his Tuesday Club podcasts... more Spaniards and more Germans, please!
 
2013-03-03 11:37:01 AM  
Poop.
 
2013-03-03 11:37:05 AM  
Offside. BS
 
2013-03-03 11:37:12 AM  
GARETH M-F'IN BALE!
 
2013-03-03 11:37:14 AM  
Yep, there it is. Bale
 
2013-03-03 11:37:32 AM  
well, hell
 
2013-03-03 11:37:43 AM  
BAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEE! !
 
2013-03-03 11:37:44 AM  
BAAAAALE!

And with that, his price tag goes up another few million...
 
2013-03-03 11:38:22 AM  

HaywoodJablonski: Offside. BS


Onsides all the way baby.
 
2013-03-03 11:38:28 AM  
SZCZESNY you have to charge that motherfarker!!! This is what you learn in junior high school, ffs.
 
2013-03-03 11:39:16 AM  
Fudge
 
2013-03-03 11:39:17 AM  
Wow, our offside trap is getting ripped apart.
 
2013-03-03 11:39:19 AM  
That's atrocious.
 
2013-03-03 11:39:35 AM  
Arsenal's back 4 are just being stupefied.
 
2013-03-03 11:39:41 AM  
It's TWO!
Hooray for Preds!
 
2013-03-03 11:39:59 AM  
LLLEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
 
2013-03-03 11:40:11 AM  
F*ck
 
2013-03-03 11:40:13 AM  
Woooo!

/celebrating quietly cause there's more arsenal fans in the pub then spurs....
 
2013-03-03 11:40:21 AM  

Stimied in a Rut: HaywoodJablonski: Offside. BS

Onsides all the way baby.


Yeah I know. Crap
 
2013-03-03 11:40:37 AM  
That Arsenal offside trap couldn't catch a cold
 
2013-03-03 11:41:28 AM  
AARON "Yes, I intentionally cut a piece of my eyebrow out for aesthetic reasons" LENNON.

As long as Spurs don't piss away another 5 goals, my pred is in good shape.
 
2013-03-03 11:41:38 AM  
And that is why the insurance always goes on Arsenal. Even the draw is unlikely now.
 
2013-03-03 11:43:10 AM  
I kind of want Adebayor to score, just to see if he does the sliding celebration in front of the Arsenal fans again.
Now that Balotelli's gone, I need the release of having an absolute douchebag celebration.
 
2013-03-03 11:44:18 AM  
@BBCSporf
FACT: There are 2 things you can see from space - The Great Wall of China, and The Gap in Arsenal's defence.
 
2013-03-03 11:45:36 AM  

sephjnr: @BBCSporf
FACT: There are 2 things you can see from space - The Great Wall of China, and The Gap in Arsenal's defence.


Ha! That's damn funny.
 
2013-03-03 11:46:58 AM  

wynswrld: And that is why the insurance always goes on Arsenal. Even the draw is unlikely now.


If it's one thing this match has shown over the last few years, is that this is nowhere near done and dusted.
 
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