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(Guardian)   How will the Chelsea fans react to Rafa's meltdown? How many players will get sent off the north London derby? Ryan Giggs in his 1000th appearance and QPR showing yet again money doesn't buy you success in the EPL   (guardian.co.uk) divider line 278
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2013-03-02 12:38:55 PM  

martissimo: They dont play for a week and a half either even if it did have bearing lol, that observation of yours was from WAY out in left field.

/it's all good, drunken man!


Shiat, I've been thinking they play again Wednesday. I'm wayy too drunk right now. Just fell out of my chair while I was sitting in it.
 
2013-03-02 12:39:38 PM  
Liverpool showed up to play today
 
2013-03-02 12:41:49 PM  
Time for some scotch. Bunahabhain 12 at this hour
 
2013-03-02 12:48:02 PM  
Cutinho is just setting peeps up.
 
2013-03-02 12:48:08 PM  
SUAREZ!

Now I feel dumb for not keeping my banker on them.
 
2013-03-02 12:48:30 PM  
Bien gol mi capitan!
 
2013-03-02 12:50:25 PM  

ADubs86: SUAREZ!

Now I feel dumb for not keeping my banker on them.


Told you. Who'd you end up putting it on?
 
2013-03-02 12:50:50 PM  
Coutinho, what a coup. Still can't believe Inter let him go.
 
2013-03-02 12:51:31 PM  
Wigan on Wigan crime! Who is that masked man?!
 
2013-03-02 12:51:40 PM  
biatches be getting truculent.
 
2013-03-02 12:52:12 PM  
Card them both!
 
2013-03-02 12:52:20 PM  

HaywoodJablonski: ADubs86: SUAREZ!

Now I feel dumb for not keeping my banker on them.

Told you. Who'd you end up putting it on?


City. Still think I mad the right choice.
 
2013-03-02 12:52:22 PM  
Yep, Liverpool looking really comfortable and fluid today. Wigan still a bit dangerous on the counter
 
2013-03-02 12:53:26 PM  

ADubs86: HaywoodJablonski: ADubs86: SUAREZ!

Now I feel dumb for not keeping my banker on them.

Told you. Who'd you end up putting it on?

City. Still think I mad the right choice.


that should be "made the right choice."

Damn, I am farking wasted right now.
 
2013-03-02 12:55:10 PM  

ADubs86: ADubs86: HaywoodJablonski: ADubs86: SUAREZ!

Now I feel dumb for not keeping my banker on them.

Told you. Who'd you end up putting it on?

City. Still think I mad the right choice.

that should be "made the right choice."

Damn, I am farking wasted right now.


What are you drinking? Bloody Mary's I hope
 
2013-03-02 12:57:45 PM  
HaywoodJablonski: What are you drinking? Bloody Mary's I hope

Ketel One vodka with Simply Cranberry juice. Shiat's the bomb.

From the BBC:


What a card Tony Fernandes is.
 
2013-03-02 01:01:07 PM  

ADubs86: HaywoodJablonski: What are you drinking? Bloody Mary's I hope

Ketel One vodka with Simply Cranberry juice. Shiat's the bomb.

From the BBC:


What a card Tony Fernandes is.


I suppose it is 1pm in your area. I'll allow it
 
2013-03-02 01:01:37 PM  

ADubs86: HaywoodJablonski: What are you drinking? Bloody Mary's I hope

Ketel One vodka with Simply Cranberry juice. Shiat's the bomb.

From the BBC:


What a card Tony Fernandes is.


You are struggling. :)
 
2013-03-02 01:04:33 PM  
SUAREZ!
GET INNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

SUAREZ TAKES ALL THE FREE KICKS FROM NOW ON!
 
2013-03-02 01:05:38 PM  
Just need 1 from Wigan and we all go home happy
 
2013-03-02 01:06:54 PM  

HaywoodJablonski: Just need 1 from Wigan and we all go home happy


Sorry. The queen is on fire today.
 
2013-03-02 01:06:56 PM  
REINA WHAT A SAVE!
 
2013-03-02 01:14:56 PM  
 
2013-03-02 01:15:02 PM  
By the way, that last goal is further proof that al-Habsi is the worst goalie in the league.

Exhibit A: http://youtu.be/fJ657-3VIps
 
2013-03-02 01:17:59 PM  
Hearts lead the world - in-seat pie delivery by smartphone:  http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-21640720
 
2013-03-02 01:19:37 PM  
3-0 HALF

Feeling really stupid for taking my banker off Liverpool, also feeling really drunk now. Probably going to throw up in the next 20 minutes. Stay tuned.
 
2013-03-02 01:24:45 PM  

midpoint: Hearts lead the world - in-seat pie delivery by smartphone:  http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-21640720


Now that is a genius idea.
 
2013-03-02 01:25:22 PM  

ADubs86: 3-0 HALF

Feeling really stupid for taking my banker off Liverpool, also feeling really drunk now. Probably going to throw up in the next 20 minutes. Stay tuned.


You still throw up when you drink?
 
2013-03-02 01:27:59 PM  
From the BBC:
WORLD CUP LATESTNews just in, and the 2022 World Cup in Qatar could be switched from summer to winter if medical evidence shows that players could be harmed by the extreme heat in the Middle Eastern country.
Jerome Valcke, the general secretary of football's world governing body Fifa, said: "Maybe the FIFA Exco (Executive Committee) will say based on medical reports or whatever, 'We really have to look at playing the World Cup not in summer but in winter'."
How on earth would that work?


I'll tell you how it would work, if Qatar never got the farking WC in the first place. Take the bribe money and shove it, switch this shiat to England or the US today.
 
2013-03-02 01:28:40 PM  

mitchcumstein1: ADubs86: 3-0 HALF

Feeling really stupid for taking my banker off Liverpool, also feeling really drunk now. Probably going to throw up in the next 20 minutes. Stay tuned.

You still throw up when you drink?


Only when I drink heavily. Like I have now.
 
2013-03-02 01:32:33 PM  
IS VW USING THE TROLLOLO SONG!?!?!?!?!
 
2013-03-02 01:33:08 PM  
This is class. On the Radio 5 after match call in their is a Chelsea fan who can't be more than 16 defending Rafa and is ripping a strip of another Chelsea fan who was booing him.
 
2013-03-02 01:33:24 PM  

ADubs86:  feeling really drunk now. Probably going to throw up in the next 20 minutes. Stay tuned.


There have been worse half-time team talks.
 
2013-03-02 01:33:42 PM  

ADubs86: mitchcumstein1: ADubs86: 3-0 HALF

Feeling really stupid for taking my banker off Liverpool, also feeling really drunk now. Probably going to throw up in the next 20 minutes. Stay tuned.

You still throw up when you drink?

Only when I drink heavily. Like I have now.


Well, if you're going to do something, do it as well as you can is what I always say.

Have at it then.
 
2013-03-02 01:37:25 PM  
NEWS FLASH:

I have put the Ketel One and Simply Cranberry juice back in the fridge. I have my last drink in front of me. No more drinking today (at least, until the Sounders play).

SUAREZ HAT TRICK!
 
2013-03-02 01:41:32 PM  

ADubs86: NEWS FLASH:

I have put the Ketel One and Simply Cranberry juice back in the fridge. I have my last drink in front of me. No more drinking today (at least, until the Sounders play).

SUAREZ HAT TRICK!


A good choice, my man.
 
2013-03-02 01:47:42 PM  
One thing continho brought with him from inter is the Italian ankle grab.
 
2013-03-02 01:52:25 PM  
As long as City can get the business done versus Villa, I won't feel as bad.
All three of my favored teams in action today. Could make for a hell of a drunken Saturday for me.
 
2013-03-02 01:55:55 PM  
Reina keeping us in this, should be 4-3 by now.
 
2013-03-02 02:07:01 PM  
Rafa Benitez chants from the Liverpool supporters. That match will be a weird one in a month.
 
2013-03-02 02:08:59 PM  

ADubs86: Reina keeping us in this, should be 4-3 by now.


I'd think its hard to keep focus with a 4-goal lead
 
2013-03-02 02:13:19 PM  

Langston: ADubs86: Reina keeping us in this, should be 4-3 by now.

I'd think its hard to keep focus with a 4-goal lead


On the one hand, yes it's a 4 goal lead, we got it done and dusted. On the other hand, we aren't that likely to have this kind of advantage against Spurs next week or Chelsea in a month, so we need to have the back line shored up now.
 
2013-03-02 02:19:41 PM  
Louisville Men's Basketball beats Syracuse, Liverpool beating Wigan, now all I need is AC Milan to beat Lazio and Seattle Sounders to beat Montreal for a perfect weekend.

Surprisingly, I haven't thrown up yet. Still waiting for it though.
 
2013-03-02 02:26:14 PM  

ADubs86: Langston: ADubs86: Reina keeping us in this, should be 4-3 by now.

I'd think its hard to keep focus with a 4-goal lead

On the one hand, yes it's a 4 goal lead, we got it done and dusted. On the other hand, we aren't that likely to have this kind of advantage against Spurs next week or Chelsea in a month, so we need to have the back line shored up now.


True. I guess the players weren't thinking about the next two weeks of games yet.
 
2013-03-02 03:07:57 PM  

ADubs86: Anyone who does the Banker/Insurance double is being a pussy. Got to take a walk on the wild side people!

In other completely only important to me news, I've just secured promotion for Fleetwood Town to the npower Championship in FIFA13! So proud of myself.


3 straight PL titles and two straight Champions League titles with the Cod Army for me.
 
2013-03-02 03:18:13 PM  

JuicePats: 3 straight PL titles and two straight Champions League titles with the Cod Army for me.


Awesome. Who's your 11?
 
2013-03-02 04:35:18 PM  

ADubs86: From the BBC:
WORLD CUP LATESTNews just in, and the 2022 World Cup in Qatar could be switched from summer to winter if medical evidence shows that players could be harmed by the extreme heat in the Middle Eastern country.
Jerome Valcke, the general secretary of football's world governing body Fifa, said: "Maybe the FIFA Exco (Executive Committee) will say based on medical reports or whatever, 'We really have to look at playing the World Cup not in summer but in winter'."
How on earth would that work?

I'll tell you how it would work, if Qatar never got the farking WC in the first place. Take the bribe money and shove it, switch this shiat to England or the US today.


Uh...hope they realize the the ECU or whatever that cabal of top Euro clubs are going to rebel in a bad way if FIFA even starts deliberations about this.  They should just give the money back to the Qataris and give their blessing to either the US, Mexico or England hosting the WC in 2022.

Either that or the PTB are just buying time to exit stage left and hand that mess to whoever takes over at FIFA.
 
2013-03-02 04:37:27 PM  

JuicePats: ADubs86: Anyone who does the Banker/Insurance double is being a pussy. Got to take a walk on the wild side people!

In other completely only important to me news, I've just secured promotion for Fleetwood Town to the npower Championship in FIFA13! So proud of myself.

3 straight PL titles and two straight Champions League titles with the Cod Army for me.


Won a domestic treble in my first season with Arsenal, then won a Euro treble (CL, PL, FA Cup) in my second.  Only in World Class and it was too easy so I'm stepping up to Legendary.
 
2013-03-03 12:09:59 AM  
As a DC United fan, I just have to say: farking Dynamo.

At least the MIGHTY Oxford United managed to down Port Vale 2-1
 
2013-03-03 05:34:15 AM  
My FFPL campaign is back on track. +95 thanks to a perfect and a banker bonus finally working
 
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