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2013-03-02 05:53:10 AM
Zumba?  Oh...  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zumba  Sounds kinda hot.

So she's a dance instructor, prostitute, cop impersonator, and looks that hot at 57?  Bit of an overachiever here.
 
2013-03-02 10:17:44 AM
What new info is this thread bringing? How many have already gone green on this woman
 
2013-03-02 10:18:02 AM
GIS...

It would seem no one in the town had ever Googled her name before this...

She wasn't exactly hiding anything.
 
2013-03-02 10:18:14 AM
Both the guy and the prostitute are idiots. The way they were acting you'd think prostitution was legal. I still wish I could find out why they were keeping records and taping everything, and why she felt the need to make the videos right in her studio so it was easy to ID the location?*

*Because she's not too bright.
 
2013-03-02 10:19:18 AM

Alphax: Zumba?  Oh...  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zumba  Sounds kinda hot.

So she's a dance instructor, prostitute, cop impersonator, and looks that hot at 57?  Bit of an overachiever here.


She's not 57. Read it again. Oh... And there are much better pics and video of her available. Google is your friend.
 
2013-03-02 10:19:22 AM
She used to have awesome videos online.

I was only there to get directions on how to get away from there, of course.
 
2013-03-02 10:19:45 AM
Ric Romero reports, Rip Van Winkle submits.
 
2013-03-02 10:20:35 AM

FatWreck: She used to have awesome videos online.

I was only there to get directions on how to get away from there, of course.


They're still around... Creative googling will get you there
 
2013-03-02 10:23:26 AM
Being near her age, I would Zumba her.....

Wait, wait, RIP something that sounds like Zumba

No that's not it either.

Knock knock - who's there - Zumba - Zumba who - I forget, but it was funny.

/Maybe I'll be back when the upper brain has more blood flowing to it?
 
2013-03-02 10:25:49 AM
TMZ, Sunday Edition - " ... actor Mark Strong's representatives issue vehement denial the legendary British film star was involved in any impropriety following the March arrest of Alexis Wright in the United States. Authorities state Alexis claims to be a student of Strong during her arrest for prostitution."

www.hindustantimes.com

Not me. That  other Mark Strong ....
 
2013-03-02 10:28:27 AM
For some reason I read that as Zombo lessons and was confused ...
 
2013-03-02 10:32:36 AM

Dead for Tax Reasons: What new info is this thread bringing? How many have already gone green on this woman


Well I went green on her. Actually more of a yellow green and grey. But I may have an infection.
 
2013-03-02 10:32:38 AM
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2013-03-02 10:33:39 AM

jaharley: For some reason I read that as Zombo lessons and was confused ...



The only limit, is yourself
 
2013-03-02 10:43:24 AM
why even bother to get in to shape when you can just bang the instructor
fark getting in shape and finding someone
ME WANT SEX!!
 
2013-03-02 10:52:17 AM
/does GIS

never saw naked Zumba before, looks promising
 
2013-03-02 10:57:17 AM

Alphax: cop impersonator



Sounds more like someone arranged the standard family and friends immunity from traffic tickets packet for her.

And every cop and male lawyer in town has been desperately scrambling to bury this case, you say? Merely a coincidence.
 
2013-03-02 11:06:07 AM
Did this article have to be aged for a year before it was fark-ready
 
2013-03-02 11:06:12 AM
hehe i have several videos that could be considered evidence in this case.
 
2013-03-02 11:14:49 AM
Thank god this prostitute is being prosecuted. I hope it brings some relief to the poor victims.

... wait, what victims?
 
2013-03-02 11:16:10 AM
NSFW GIS results:

(warning: 100% NSFW)

http://www.m3forum.net/m3forum/showthread.php?t=424908

thread compiles them

NSFW

/that's some impressive zumba
 
2013-03-02 11:19:09 AM

skinink: Both the guy and the prostitute are idiots. The way they were acting you'd think prostitution was legal. I still wish I could find out why they were keeping records and taping everything, and why she felt the need to make the videos right in her studio so it was easy to ID the location?*

*Because she's not too bright.


It makes all the extra-bright prostitutes out there look bad.
 
2013-03-02 11:24:16 AM

Dead for Tax Reasons: What new info is this thread bringing? How many have already gone green on this woman


stop living in the past. so there was a thread yesterday, Best. Jury duty. Evar, and now one today.

you're probably going to whine tomorrow when it gets another greenlight.

;)
 
2013-03-02 11:39:10 AM
Have you ever walked past a zumba studio and seen them dancing, but couldn't hear the music? It was one of the funniest things I've seen. I'm not sure why it cracked me up so much, but those mom's just looked so silly dancing to no music.
 
2013-03-02 11:41:53 AM

Alphax: Zumba?  Oh...  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zumba  Sounds kinda hot.
So she's a dance instructor, prostitute, cop impersonator, and looks that hot at 57?  Bit of an overachiever here.


From TFA: 30-year-old Wright
 
2013-03-02 11:53:16 AM
You can do anything.  The only limit is yourself.
 
2013-03-02 11:56:14 AM
prostitution

Looks like you can get anything you want in Zumba con.
 
2013-03-02 12:38:00 PM
selling is legal
dancing is legal
why isn't selling dancing legal?
why should it be illegal to sell something that's perfectly legal to give away?
 
2013-03-02 12:45:37 PM

Plant Rights Activist: selling is legal
dancing is legal
why isn't selling dancing legal?
why should it be illegal to sell something that's perfectly legal to give away?


HAPPY HUNTING a ROBOT JUST FELL IN LOVE WITH A HUMAN!

popsecret.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-03-02 12:49:24 PM
FTFA:  "Lawyers for Mark Strong say instructor Alexis Wright studied under Strong to become a private investigator."

Really Fark?  You guys didn't go all "I see what you did there" on this?

/I see what you did there.
 
2013-03-02 03:00:42 PM

calbert: Dead for Tax Reasons: What new info is this thread bringing? How many have already gone green on this woman

stop living in the past. so there was a thread yesterday, Best. Jury duty. Evar, and now one today.

you're probably going to whine tomorrow when it gets another greenlight.

;)


It's ironic she was studying to be an investigator after her baby Caylee trial.
 
2013-03-02 08:42:17 PM
Yeah. fta- "Alexis Wright studied under Strong to become a private investigator."
 
2013-03-02 11:17:40 PM

farkingatwork: NSFW GIS results:

(warning: 100% NSFW)

http://www.m3forum.net/m3forum/showthread.php?t=424908

thread compiles them

NSFW

/that's some impressive zumba


Wright or Rong, she is a toothsome morsel...
 
2013-03-03 01:08:41 PM
cdn-5.nflximg.com

I may have misread the headline
 
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