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(TMZ)   Ex-Miss Delaware Teen USA was paid $1,500 for her now famous porn video. Which equals 25 years of TotalFark in case any Farkettes are wondering   (tmz.com) divider line 134
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2013-03-02 05:10:42 AM  
So, more than a month's pay for many people.
 
2013-03-02 07:36:43 AM  
Am I supposed to be outraged? Is this another "rant about how other people have sex" thread?
 
2013-03-02 07:44:21 AM  
I'd have paid her twice that much for some private action with no video record.  Then all she'd have to deal with is the eternal memories of having to do some middle-aged old fat guy.

OK, she's better off the way she did it.
 
2013-03-02 08:12:38 AM  
Nice down payment on a 1980 Trans Am
 
2013-03-02 08:57:31 AM  
why cant I find a link to the actual video? my google foo is dead
 
2013-03-02 09:12:38 AM  
scimmiablu.altervista.org
"For that amount of money she better fark like Helen of Troy with her ass on fire."
 
2013-03-02 09:30:25 AM  

namatad: why cant I find a link to the actual video? my google foo is dead


It's like I don't even know you anymore.
 
2013-03-02 09:46:08 AM  

namatad: why cant I find a link to the actual video? my google foo is dead


mountainvistagovernorsschool.files.wordpress.com


Here's a screen cap. You're not missing much performance wise.
 
2013-03-02 09:50:29 AM  
I believe it was $1500 plus a pearl necklace.
 
2013-03-02 09:53:36 AM  

namatad: why cant I find a link to the actual video? my google foo is dead


GirlsDoPorn E170. You're welcome.
 
2013-03-02 10:17:37 AM  

Alphax: So, more than a month's pay for many people.


You know a lot of people who make less than $18,000 a year?  A brand-new, no-stripe E-1 Private makes more than that in base pay alone.

But $500 an hour for some half-assed farking is a hell of a deal, assuming you're not worried about it closing a lot of doors in the employment world.
 
2013-03-02 10:47:04 AM  

Sgt Otter: Alphax: So, more than a month's pay for many people.

You know a lot of people who make less than $18,000 a year?  A brand-new, no-stripe E-1 Private makes more than that in base pay alone.

But $500 an hour for some half-assed farking is a hell of a deal, assuming you're not worried about it closing a lot of doors in the employment world.


It's not the sort of thing people bring up in casual conversation, but yes, I probably know a LOT of people making that little.
 
2013-03-02 10:53:24 AM  
So, basically, she's this generation's Vanessa Williams?
 
2013-03-02 11:37:10 AM  
FTA
The GDP rep says Melissa was totally down to shoot additional scenes ... but they say her first try was frigid at best, so GDP passed.
 
2013-03-02 11:38:09 AM  
Sgt Otter: But $500 an hour for some half-assed farking

So I'd get about $4. Eh, I'll take it.
 
2013-03-02 11:43:16 AM  
The porn made me laugh. Dude was attempting to finger her ass and you could see the moment she gave him the "try it and die" look as his quickly ceased all attempts.
 
2013-03-02 11:44:27 AM  
I wouldn't say she was frigid...nervous perhaps. Just because she doesn't act like a fawking idiot while banging a guy she never met doesn't mean she's frigid.
 
2013-03-02 11:47:24 AM  

OtherLittleGuy: So, basically, she's this generation's Vanessa Williams?


♫Sometimes it's all a big surprise ♫
 
2013-03-02 11:48:40 AM  
Hmm, what would the lost opportunity cost for a year's worth of being Miss Delaware, or is the notoriety achieved by this generate extra income?
 
2013-03-02 11:49:26 AM  
If I wanted to watch a plain looking girl have awkward sex Id just go pork my ugly girlfriend.
 
2013-03-02 11:49:35 AM  
"only" $1500? How much do TMZ people think random porn chicks make? Nobody had ever heard of her before this story came out. Did they think she should have made a million dollars?

She wasn't a star, and they didn't really even know about her pageant background. She went to THEM to make a porn. They were like, ok, she's kinda hot, we'll shoot her. It wasn't "hey we need to get this girl because there are no other good looking women who want to shoot porn!"
 
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2013-03-02 11:51:17 AM  

Alphax: Sgt Otter: Alphax: So, more than a month's pay for many people.

You know a lot of people who make less than $18,000 a year?  A brand-new, no-stripe E-1 Private makes more than that in base pay alone.

But $500 an hour for some half-assed farking is a hell of a deal, assuming you're not worried about it closing a lot of doors in the employment world.

It's not the sort of thing people bring up in casual conversation, but yes, I probably know a LOT of people making that little.


St Louis FTW.
 
2013-03-02 11:52:30 AM  
and still no link?
 
2013-03-02 11:53:47 AM  

Charlie Chingas: and still no link?


NeedlesslyCanadian: namatad: why cant I find a link to the actual video? my google foo is dead

GirlsDoPorn E170. You're welcome.

 
2013-03-02 11:54:56 AM  

fastfxr: I wouldn't say she was frigid...nervous perhaps. Just because she doesn't act like a fawking idiot while banging a guy she never met doesn't mean she's frigid.


Yeah but if you're in a porn you should at least try to look like you're having sex. She looked like she signed up to get a massage that she ended up being bored and annoyed by. It's no wonder they didn't call her back.
 
2013-03-02 11:56:43 AM  

Christian Bale: fastfxr: I wouldn't say she was frigid...nervous perhaps. Just because she doesn't act like a fawking idiot while banging a guy she never met doesn't mean she's frigid.

Yeah but if you're in a porn you should at least try to look like you're having sex. She looked like she signed up to get a massage that she ended up being bored and annoyed by. It's no wonder they didn't call her back.


Did she do the constant looking off camera thing too? Looking for the awful porn shoot trifecta.
 
2013-03-02 12:00:23 PM  
Laws in America are weird.

Have sex with a woman = LEGAL
Pay to have sex with a woman = ILLEGAL
Pay to have sex with a woman, and film it = LEGAL AGAIN

How does this even come close to making sense?
 
2013-03-02 12:01:18 PM  

flaminio: Laws in America are weird.

Have sex with a woman = LEGAL
Pay to have sex with a woman = ILLEGAL
Pay to have sex with a woman, and film it = LEGAL AGAIN

How does this even come close to making sense?


Because you are paying the man too?
 
2013-03-02 12:07:36 PM  

Christian Bale: "only" $1500? How much do TMZ people think random porn chicks make? Nobody had ever heard of her before this story came out. Did they think she should have made a million dollars?

She wasn't a star, and they didn't really even know about her pageant background. She went to THEM to make a porn. They were like, ok, she's kinda hot, we'll shoot her. It wasn't "hey we need to get this girl because there are no other good looking women who want to shoot porn!"


Agreed, $1500 is way better than I thought, especially considering that it's for what I assume was at most a half days' work.

There's some porn that I've seen stumbled across where, barring some blackmail going on, and/or an Oscar-worthy acting by the chick to cover up being scared or high, clearly it was voluntary.  Yet considering the actions involved I couldn't imagine they were being paid enough for it to be worth it.  Knowing that this Delaware chick was paid $1500 gives me carte blanche to fap guilt-free offers some relief that these women are being compensated decently.  Previously I assumed no single porn scene paid more than a few hundred, the idea being that it could lead to a lucrative career in escorting (or even possibly Hollywood).
 
2013-03-02 12:08:39 PM  
That's $3000/hr.  Pretty damn good for someone without a college degree or a pro athlete/celebrity
 
2013-03-02 12:09:15 PM  
I think that was about $1400 too much.... Hope she can get some training if she wants to continue... Dude was doing all he could to make something out of it.....
 
2013-03-02 12:09:25 PM  

flaminio: Laws in America are weird.

Have sex with a woman = LEGAL
Pay to have sex with a woman = ILLEGAL
Pay to have sex with a woman, and film it = LEGAL AGAIN

How does this even come close to making sense?


Is that right?  If I took a prostitute to a hotel and filmed the transaction, I'm clear?
 
2013-03-02 12:10:53 PM  

wingnut396: flaminio: Laws in America are weird.

Have sex with a woman = LEGAL
Pay to have sex with a woman = ILLEGAL
Pay to have sex with a woman, and film it = LEGAL AGAIN

How does this even come close to making sense?

Because you are paying the man too?


That doesn't apply to gonzo porn, where the man paying the women is also the one on camera.
 
2013-03-02 12:11:35 PM  

One Bad Apple: namatad: why cant I find a link to the actual video? my google foo is dead

[mountainvistagovernorsschool.files.wordpress.com image 300x231]


Here's a screen cap. You're not missing much performance wise.


THIS.

/Lackluster
 
2013-03-02 12:11:49 PM  

wingnut396: flaminio: Laws in America are weird.

Have sex with a woman = LEGAL
Pay to have sex with a woman = ILLEGAL
Pay to have sex with a woman, and film it = LEGAL AGAIN

How does this even come close to making sense?

Because you are paying the man too?


They have to pay the man to??
/signed: Ludovicus Blessed
 
2013-03-02 12:12:33 PM  
or too
 
2013-03-02 12:25:40 PM  

Yankees Team Gynecologist: Christian Bale: "only" $1500? How much do TMZ people think random porn chicks make? Nobody had ever heard of her before this story came out. Did they think she should have made a million dollars?

She wasn't a star, and they didn't really even know about her pageant background. She went to THEM to make a porn. They were like, ok, she's kinda hot, we'll shoot her. It wasn't "hey we need to get this girl because there are no other good looking women who want to shoot porn!"

Agreed, $1500 is way better than I thought, especially considering that it's for what I assume was at most a half days' work.

There's some porn that I've seen stumbled across where, barring some blackmail going on, and/or an Oscar-worthy acting by the chick to cover up being scared or high, clearly it was voluntary.  Yet considering the actions involved I couldn't imagine they were being paid enough for it to be worth it.  Knowing that this Delaware chick was paid $1500 gives me carte blanche to fap guilt-free offers some relief that these women are being compensated decently.  Previously I assumed no single porn scene paid more than a few hundred, the idea being that it could lead to a lucrative career in escorting (or even possibly Hollywood).


Before you set your conscience at ease - good looking 18-21 year old girls that are doing porn for the first time get paid good money.  The second time around unless they're willing to "do more" (anal, gangbangs, rough sex etc) they get paid less.  3rd time even less, until they're only paid maybe a few hundred bucks per 'scene'.  With very few exceptions by the time they reach their mid-20s they're played out and worn out.
 
2013-03-02 12:29:56 PM  
can you see the nipples?
 
2013-03-02 12:37:55 PM  

fozziewazzi: good looking 18-21 year old girls that are doing porn for the first time get paid good money.

 The second time around unless they're willing to "do more" (anal, gangbangs, rough sex etc) they get paid less. 3rd time even less, until they're only paid maybe a few hundred bucks per 'scene'.

Some good looking people understand supply and demand, on the other hand.
 
2013-03-02 12:38:01 PM  
Actually, that's pretty low.

It's probably decent or average for what a girl like that will get paid mind you. But for people who retain ownership of, and distribute their own content...she'd make a fark of a lot more, even with paying the 30-40% cut you have to give the distributor (like clips4sale, etc)

I don't do video content (for various reasons, primarily do not want family running across...and it's out there forever) but on pure audio content ...I make more than that (over months of sales per mp3).

But most girls doing porn aren't able or savvy enough to manage themselves. I don't mean savvy in a 'they are dumb' sense. It's just not necessarily easy to figure out where/how to do it effectively and it's a lot of work. I'm extremely smart (or so I think anyway ;)) and am very capable, etc. Yet, I wouldn't have nearly the success I do without having had mentors along the way. Unfortunately it's very difficult to find one...I've tried to help people out, but most just end up pissing you off. They either can't or won't do the work involved, or they look at it as work 'anyone' could do easily...a fall back position, etc.

Tis my career. And while it's not one I can generally openly discuss, I'm very very happy with it.
 
2013-03-02 12:40:49 PM  

Lady Indica: I don't do video content (for various reasons, primarily do not want family running across...and it's out there forever) but on pure audio content ...I make more than that (over months of sales per mp3).


Tonight we explore the seedy underworld of.... Pornography for the Blind.
 
2013-03-02 12:43:07 PM  
Do you have a newsletter to which I could subscribe?
 
2013-03-02 12:43:46 PM  

Lady Indica: audio content


media.comicvine.com

No really, I'm sure you know your business so I won't question it. But that's the first I've ever heard about that product, which I'm still not clear on how it works.
 
2013-03-02 12:44:57 PM  

Lady Indica: I don't do video content (for various reasons, primarily do not want family running across...and it's out there forever) but on pure audio content ...I make more than that (over months of sales per mp3).


ok now i'm curious... is that like an internet version of the pay for "dirty" phone calls, or like a specific kink?
 
2013-03-02 12:45:11 PM  

Yankees Team Gynecologist: Lady Indica: audio content

[media.comicvine.com image 479x356]

No really, I'm sure you know your business so I won't question it. But that's the first I've ever heard about that product, which I'm still not clear on how it works.


Hentai Voiceovers?
 
2013-03-02 12:49:16 PM  

Yankees Team Gynecologist: Lady Indica: audio content

[media.comicvine.com image 479x356]

No really, I'm sure you know your business so I won't question it. But that's the first I've ever heard about that product, which I'm still not clear on how it works.


For a little extra she will personalized if for you. "Fark me harder *BILL*.  You know how I like it *BILL*."
 
2013-03-02 12:51:21 PM  

Alphax: So, more than a month's pay for many people.


Many people make less than $18k a year? Wow. We really do need minimum wage adjustments.
 
2013-03-02 12:51:41 PM  

Wise_Guy: Yankees Team Gynecologist: Lady Indica: audio content

[media.comicvine.com image 479x356]

No really, I'm sure you know your business so I won't question it. But that's the first I've ever heard about that product, which I'm still not clear on how it works.

For a little extra she will personalized if for you. "Fark me harder *BILL*.  You know how I like it *BILL*."


....go on...
 
2013-03-02 12:52:27 PM  

Lady Indica: but on pure audio content ...I make more than that (over months of sales per mp3).


People pay to HEAR porn and not see it????

Wait, I guess blind people do jerk off
 
2013-03-02 12:53:41 PM  
I'm not saying I've seen the video or anything, but if I HAD I would say the biggest issue is that she's not any good!

"I hear" she gives a very unconvincing BJ and then fake moans though some boring sex.

I hear.

It you're going to possibly ruin your future over something like this, at least make the effort to go all out!
 
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