Sex in the office? Have sex everywhere, it's much more fun...

/Not done it in a church... yet...

Are they including masterbation?

Some people I work with spend waaaay too much time in the bathrooms.

Was I not supposed to to do that?

Read this. Thought about the people who work in my office. Threw up.


/not even with someone else's dick

weapon13: Sex in the office? Have sex everywhere, it's much more fun...

/Not done it in a church... yet...

Hypnosis can help to revive those memories

Does it count if it's not your office?

I've gotten farked over at work a few times.

my office is disgusting, so no thanks

The ladies in the billing department never go a day without having a cake in the office, and it shows.

Yep.
But then I have a bed in the office too, so waddaya expect?

weapon13: Sex in the office? Have sex everywhere, it's much more fun...

/Not done it in a church... yet...

Do church parking lots count? If so, then yes. With the pastor's daughter. And I didn't even attend his (or any) church.

new_york_monty: weapon13: Sex in the office? Have sex everywhere, it's much more fun...

/Not done it in a church... yet...

Do church parking lots count? If so, then yes. With the pastor's daughter. And I didn't even attend his (or any) church.

PKs are God's gift to the world.

Don't shiat where you eat people.

Trollin4Colon: Don't shiat where you eat people.

Ed Gein agrees...

Lovin' it up till I hit the ground

Trollin4Colon

Don't shiat where you eat people.

Well duh.

I eat people in the dining room.

RassilonsExWife: Read this. Thought about the people who work in my office. Threw up.


/not even with someone else's dick

More people need real jobs working outdoors.  Sex in an office sounds uncomfortable.

RassilonsExWife: Read this. Thought about the people who work in my office. Threw up.
Bondith: If by office you mean lab, then...
You farkers wouldn't believe me if I sent you pictures of the hot undergrads, grads, and tech girls that work with me in my lab.  They are, of course, all seriously broken in the head... Nobody gets in to neuroscience without personal reasons!  Only ever came close to hooking up with one of the grads while drunk, but her husband is a really good guy so I had to back it down.


mrlewish: Does it count if it's not your office?
I think I've seen a movie like that...  If I could get in to the quicken company's security video I'd probably be in a movie like that too...

LewDux: weapon13: Sex in the office? Have sex everywhere, it's much more fun...

/Not done it in a church... yet...

Hypnosis can help to revive  implantthose memories

FTFY.

Eh, there are at least 5 women I'd bang till I broke something in my office (or anywhere else they'd slow down long enough for me to climb on), but it's downtown in a major metropolis; previous work location (for, uh, 5 yearsish?) had 0 women save one secretary, who, despite being young and attractive, was so ghetto she scared muggers (not joking. And she was white...).

There are tons of unused offices/conference rooms, etc. on my floor. Totally down with it.

Just need a partner

/forever alone

In an emergency, an office with a door that locks can function as an improvised bachelor pad.

Do clients count because my god there's so many I'd do anything for the opportunity to disappoint.  Long golden hair, or black short hair doesn't matter really they're all hot minxes and with the public eye on the almost constantly you just know they're looking to let loose once in a while.  Sadly not many of my co-workers share in the dream and I can't understand why, its not even mentioned in the employee handbook or anything.  I often wonder why they became zoologists in the first place.

BumpInTheNight: Do clients count because my god there's so many I'd do anything for the opportunity to disappoint.  Long golden hair, or black short hair doesn't matter really they're all hot minxes and with the public eye on the almost constantly you just know they're looking to let loose once in a while.  Sadly not many of my co-workers share in the dream and I can't understand why, its not even mentioned in the employee handbook or anything.  I often wonder why they became zoologists in the first place.

Well played sir.

If by "office" you mean "street corner where I beg for change and shout threateningly at passersby", then why of course!

DanInKansas: LewDux: weapon13: Sex in the office? Have sex everywhere, it's much more fun...

/Not done it in a church... yet...

Hypnosis can help to revive  implant those memories

FTFY.

I was going to post this, but I see you got the situation in hand.

Yep, with two different women (not at the same time, unfortunately), and in the parking lot with a third.

It was a crappy dead-end job, but some of the perks made up for it.

kroonermanblack: Eh, there are at least 5 women I'd bang till I broke something in my office (or anywhere else they'd slow down long enough for me to climb on), but it's downtown in a major metropolis; previous work location (for, uh, 5 yearsish?) had 0 women save one secretary, who, despite being young and attractive, was so ghetto she scared muggers (not joking. And she was white...).

There are tons of unused offices/conference rooms, etc. on my floor. Totally down with it.

Just need a partner

/forever alone

This subject has been brought up with those on my team, all guys, our building has like 500ish workers.  There has been some people fired for it, not for the act, but because they were on the company's time.  There aren't that many attractive chicks where I work at, but there is plenty of places that can be used.  Also there are showers that you can clean up in afterwards.