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2013-03-02 04:22:54 AM  
Well, I never had a fear of puppets.. until now..

Slideshow is one of the slowest I've ever seen.
 
2013-03-02 05:11:07 AM  

Alphax: Well, I never had a fear of puppets.. until now..

Slideshow is one of the slowest I've ever seen.


The only reason I clicked on the link is because I read puppets as puppies.

/would've been more interesting
 
2013-03-02 06:32:09 AM  
I started whistling the Muppets theme as I clicked

I was so so wrong.

Anyone have the number of a good therapist?
 
2013-03-02 09:03:16 AM  
pictures of old ventriloquist dummies

Deslidefied

"Influential American celebrity photographer, director, and creative director Matthew Rolston turns his eye for portraiture to a new cast of characters with the launch of Talking Heads, The Vent Haven Portraits. Using techniques he has honed over decades of celebrity portraiture, and marking his first foray into the world of fine arts, Rolston has captured the inherent humanity of a rarely-seen collection of unique entertainment figures: ventriloquist dummies. Unearthed from the intimate and obscure Vent Haven Museum in Fort Mitchell, Kentucky, Rolston used a rigorously formal photographic approach to bring out the power in the faces of these figures through a series of 100 portraits, or "headshots.""
 
2013-03-02 09:18:34 AM  
Well, that was just a little bit creepy.
 
2013-03-02 09:20:10 AM  
So much for sleep.
 
2013-03-02 09:21:28 AM  
movieboozer.com
 
2013-03-02 09:22:44 AM  
Holy fark those were horrifying.
 
2013-03-02 09:24:09 AM  
That's not creepy, because they're dolls. And dolls are not creepy. You might be creeped out a bit, because they're pictures of dolls, while in actuality, you're supposed to see them in action. With setting and voices and all.
 
2013-03-02 09:24:25 AM  

omnibus_necanda_sunt: Holy fark those were horrifying.


                                         ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
 
2013-03-02 09:24:58 AM  
"Hi, I'm Chucky! Wanna play?"
 
2013-03-02 09:25:21 AM  
And for any of you younger kids, there's a puppet of Mater about halfway through.
 
2013-03-02 09:26:40 AM  
When I read the headline, I thought there were going to be naked pictures of Candy Crowley.

/still clicked
 
2013-03-02 09:27:20 AM  
GO TO BED!

i2.cdn.turner.com
 
2013-03-02 09:31:43 AM  
Does that one towards the beginning have tear ducts?
 
2013-03-02 09:31:46 AM  
$75 for this book of horrors.
 
2013-03-02 09:32:02 AM  
Couldn't all of funny man Jeff Dunham's puppets be included? The man who's mouth moves more than his puppets.
 
2013-03-02 09:34:49 AM  

omnibus_necanda_sunt: Holy fark those were horrifying.


Damn you, subby.  Damn you to hell.

Puppet Hell.

/Chinese have a lot of hells, Jack.
 
2013-03-02 09:35:54 AM  

weirdneighbour: Couldn't all of funny man Jeff Dunham's puppets be included? The man who's mouth moves more than his puppets.


You're awesome. Why don't you write him and give him your critique. Maybe you can compare tax statements... Go bowling?
 
2013-03-02 09:36:13 AM  

MurphyMurphy: I started whistling the Muppets theme as I clicked

I was so so wrong.

Anyone have the number of a good therapist?



You need to be analyzed before therapy.


lesombre.ca
 
2013-03-02 09:36:30 AM  

weirdneighbour: Couldn't all of funny man Jeff Dunham's puppets be included? The man who's mouth moves more than his puppets.


Ever see him without puppets? He still talks enough for two.
 
2013-03-02 09:36:42 AM  
celebsview.info

From the pscho drama Magic way back in 78
 
2013-03-02 09:37:07 AM  
 
2013-03-02 09:38:48 AM  
Phenomenon...doo doo doo doo-da
 
2013-03-02 09:39:16 AM  

Pockafrusta: weirdneighbour: Couldn't all of funny man Jeff Dunham's puppets be included? The man who's mouth moves more than his puppets.

You're awesome. Why don't you write him and give him your critique. Maybe you can compare tax statements... Go bowling?


Looks like I hit a nerve.
/likes bowling
 
2013-03-02 09:40:36 AM  
Wh... Why are the eyeballs so realistic even when rest is not?

Example:
i2.cdn.turner.com

/shudder
 
2013-03-02 09:41:04 AM  
You want nightmares?
Spend a night drinking and doing blow with Otto of "Otto & George".

/ya rly
 
2013-03-02 09:41:18 AM  
If you've got 10 minutes this will make you feel better:

The Ventriloquist Starring Kevin Spacey

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOPJxBjHkgc
 
2013-03-02 09:41:55 AM  
Well, there go these pants.
 
2013-03-02 09:42:35 AM  

gerbilpox: Wh... Why are the eyeballs so realistic even when rest is not?

Example:
[i2.cdn.turner.com image 516x516]

/shudder


chum lee would buy that
but then. he's on meth
 
2013-03-02 09:46:37 AM  
In Detroit during the late 50s there was a cartoon show host,Sagebrush Shorty,

Skinny Dugan was his sidekick.
 
2013-03-02 09:47:55 AM  
Number 13 looks like Forrest Gump when he was in the Army.
 
2013-03-02 09:48:13 AM  

gerbilpox: Wh... Why are the eyeballs so realistic even when rest is not?

Example:
[i2.cdn.turner.com image 516x516]

/shudder


I am pulling all this out of my arse but I think the person making the dolls doesn't make the eyes but gets them from some eyeball maker.
 
2013-03-02 09:52:55 AM  
#3 is the scariest.   #9 looks like those racist lawn ornaments I thought were extinct, but still see around the more rural areas of SW Virginia.
/all slide shows suck
 
gja
2013-03-02 09:55:14 AM  
Yeeeesh. Creepy doesn't begin to cover it.
 
2013-03-02 10:00:54 AM  
 
2013-03-02 10:01:37 AM  

weirdneighbour: gerbilpox: Wh... Why are the eyeballs so realistic even when rest is not?

Example:
[i2.cdn.turner.com image 516x516]

/shudder

I am pulling all this out of my arse but I think the person making the dolls doesn't make the eyes but gets them from some eyeball maker.


Thankfully, they don't pull the eyeballs out of....
 
2013-03-02 10:05:16 AM  
comedyforanimators.com
 
2013-03-02 10:08:02 AM  
You're an ugly little dummy, Hugo.
 
2013-03-02 10:09:11 AM  
Praise him

www.soundonsight.org
 
2013-03-02 10:19:06 AM  

Meanwhile, at the sequestration negotiations...


img201.imageshack.us
 
2013-03-02 10:28:07 AM  

clowncar on fire: From the pscho drama Magic way back in 78


I accidentally caught a few minutes of that movie when I was a child.

*shudder*

/scarred for life
 
2013-03-02 10:28:48 AM  
Is it still cool to pretend clown and puppets are scary?
 
2013-03-02 10:29:59 AM  
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ACcBUNWfubs

You want creepy?  Bwa ha haa haaa haaaa

Warning, you may not get your soul back.
 
2013-03-02 10:32:42 AM  
Hey, anyone wanna play with Rudy?

Fun machine right down the road in a cheap dive bar.  Suuuhweeeeet!!

i536.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-02 10:33:16 AM  

weirdneighbour: Couldn't all of funny man Jeff Dunham's puppets be included? The man who's mouth moves more than his puppets.


I have a fear of superfluous apostrophes.
 
2013-03-02 10:34:39 AM  
There was an "In Search Of..." (or similar program) in the 70s that had something to do with ventriloquist dummies that creeped me right the fark out as a kid.
 
2013-03-02 10:47:13 AM  
 
2013-03-02 10:51:38 AM  

The Snow Dog: weirdneighbour: Couldn't all of funny man Jeff Dunham's puppets be included? The man whos mouth moves more than his puppets.

I have a fear of superfluous apostrophes.


Dang, fixed it,  Fark has taught me to watch my punctuation closely, just a little slip-up
 
2013-03-02 10:55:53 AM  

EdNortonsTwin: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ACcBUNWfubs

You want creepy?  Bwa ha haa haaa haaaa

Warning, you may not get your soul back.


A hoy....a hoy
 
2013-03-02 11:01:51 AM  
IDK, they didn't bother me that bad.  Many just look like they could use wood filler and paint.  In there prime, they don't look any crazier than some of the animation that cartoon network is putting out.
 
2013-03-02 11:05:20 AM  
That is the slowest loading page I have encountered in a long while.
Badly programmed pile of crap!
 
2013-03-02 11:07:31 AM  
the-red-baron.trailertheater.com
 
2013-03-02 11:11:07 AM  
I haven't watched 'Dolls' since I was a kid. Think I'll watch it when I get home from work tonight. I wonder if it's aged well, probably cheesy has hell.
 
2013-03-02 11:13:14 AM  

Coming on a Bicycle: That's not creepy, because they're dolls. And dolls are not creepy. You might be creeped out a bit, because they're pictures of dolls, while in actuality, you're supposed to see them in action. With setting and voices and all.


AND HOLDING KNIVES.....
 
2013-03-02 11:20:18 AM  

White_Scarf_Syndrome: Hey, anyone wanna play with Rudy?

Fun machine right down the road in a cheap dive bar.  Suuuhweeeeet!!

[i536.photobucket.com image 484x477]


I love that one. List fails without this, submitted for your approval.

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-03-02 11:21:49 AM  

duckpoopy: Is it still cool to pretend clown and puppets are scary?


Pretend?
 
2013-03-02 11:29:01 AM  
And there's a creepy doll, that always follows you...
 
2013-03-02 11:36:59 AM  
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *gasp* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA /passout
 
2013-03-02 11:39:40 AM  

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: Coming on a Bicycle: That's not creepy, because they're dolls. And dolls are not creepy. You might be creeped out a bit, because they're pictures of dolls, while in actuality, you're supposed to see them in action. With setting and voices and all.

AND HOLDING KNIVES.....


3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-02 11:40:43 AM  
Im the early 1800's they did puppet shows with actual corpses.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Forster_(murderer)
 
2013-03-02 11:42:38 AM  

MurphyMurphy: I started whistling the Muppets theme as I clicked

I was so so wrong.

Anyone have the number of a good therapist?



It's time to get things started.....

i2.cdn.turner.com
 
2013-03-02 11:43:19 AM  

EdNortonsTwin: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ACcBUNWfubs

You want creepy?  Bwa ha haa haaa haaaa

Warning, you may not get your soul back.


Lol, I love Shaye Saint John. I remember when someone linked to The Hand Thing during a Halloween thread back in 2010. R.I.P. crazy Shaye-man
 
2013-03-02 11:45:12 AM  

weirdneighbour: The Snow Dog: weirdneighbour: Couldn't all of funny man Jeff Dunham's puppets be included? The man whos mouth moves more than his puppets.

I have a fear of superfluous apostrophes.

Dang, fixed it,  Fark has taught me to watch my punctuation closely, just a little slip-up


Are you missing an e? I think I'm dvloping a far of that... OH NO! Too lat!
 
2013-03-02 11:45:37 AM  
Can't sleep puppets will eat me. Can't sleep puppets will eat me. Can't sleep puppets will eat me. Can't sleep puppets will eat me. Can't sleep puppets will eat me. Can't sleep puppets will eat me. Can't sleep puppets will eat me. Can't sleep puppets will eat me. Can't sleep puppets will eat me. Can't sleep puppets will eat me. Can't sleep puppets will eat me. Can't sleep puppets will eat me. Can't sleep puppets will eat me. Can't sleep puppets will eat me. Can't sleep puppets will eat me. Can't sleep puppets will eat me. Can't sleep puppets will eat me.
 
2013-03-02 11:51:22 AM  

duckpoopy: Is it still cool to pretend clown and puppets are scary?


What he said.
 
2013-03-02 11:58:04 AM  

Lozer T. User: weirdneighbour: The Snow Dog: weirdneighbour: Couldn't all of funny man Jeff Dunham's puppets be included? The man whos mouth moves more than his puppets.

I have a fear of superfluous apostrophes.

Dang, fixed it,  Fark has taught me to watch my punctuation closely, just a little slip-up

Are you missing an e? I think I'm dvloping a far of that... OH NO! Too lat!


Dammit, Ive had enough Farking for now. Its past 10am so I am off too liquor store  (fix the damn sentence yourself)
 
2013-03-02 12:10:24 PM  

clowncar on fire: [celebsview.info image 650x481]

From the pscho drama Magic way back in 78


Magic is pretty entertaining. Oh, and it was written by William Goldman (Princess Bride, Butch Cassidy & Sundance Kid, Marathon Man) and starred Anthony Hopkins (Silence of the Lambs) and Ann-Margaret (rowr!).
 
2013-03-02 12:12:46 PM  

White_Scarf_Syndrome: Hey, anyone wanna play with Rudy?

Fun machine right down the road in a cheap dive bar.  Suuuhweeeeet!!

[i536.photobucket.com image 484x477]


Funhouse? Aaaaaaha ha ha ha ha!

/played it yesterday at Silverball Museum in Asbury Park, NJ
//it helps when you're living in the next town over from that city
///Still waiting for Jersey Jack Pinball to finish their Wizard of Oz machine and ship it over to the museum
 
2013-03-02 12:12:57 PM  

Summoner101: The only reason I clicked on the link is because I read puppets as puppies.


This, I was hoping for

25.media.tumblr.com + rocketmanla.com
 
2013-03-02 01:20:00 PM  
unrealitymag.com
 
2013-03-02 01:26:30 PM  

DarkSoulNoHope: White_Scarf_Syndrome: Hey, anyone wanna play with Rudy?

Fun machine right down the road in a cheap dive bar.  Suuuhweeeeet!!

[i536.photobucket.com image 484x477]

Funhouse? Aaaaaaha ha ha ha ha!

/played it yesterday at Silverball Museum in Asbury Park, NJ
//it helps when you're living in the next town over from that city
///Still waiting for Jersey Jack Pinball to finish their Wizard of Oz machine and ship it over to the museum



Yeah, you don't mess with Rudy.  He's all like "Why dontcha come inside for a little while?"

You know what fark you Rudy! TILT!!!
 
2013-03-02 02:05:06 PM  

freedumb: If you've got 10 minutes this will make you feel better:
The Ventriloquist Starring Kevin Spacey
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOPJxBjHkgc


That was great!
 
2013-03-02 02:09:27 PM  

EdNortonsTwin: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ACcBUNWfubs

You want creepy?  Bwa ha haa haaa haaaa

Warning, you may not get your soul back.


Mobile links? FROM HELLS HEART I STAB AT THEE!!
 
2013-03-02 02:10:22 PM  
And Pluto to boot
 
2013-03-02 02:29:50 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
userserve-ak.last.fm
 
2013-03-02 03:44:38 PM  
#'s 8, 12 and 17.  Whoa.

*shudder*
 
2013-03-02 03:50:09 PM  

katerbug72: White_Scarf_Syndrome: Hey, anyone wanna play with Rudy?

Fun machine right down the road in a cheap dive bar.  Suuuhweeeeet!!

[i536.photobucket.com image 484x477]

I love that one. List fails without this, submitted for your approval.

[24.media.tumblr.com image 499x350]


Is it me or does that thing look like a young Pat Robertson?
 
2013-03-02 04:03:15 PM  
Dammit, now I have "Once In A Lifetime" stuck in my head.
 
2013-03-02 07:37:56 PM  
Can't sleep, clown puppets will eat me...

I Ate Shergar: Dammit, now I have "Once In A Lifetime" stuck in my head.


Water dissolving, and water removing.

Dammit, me too.
 
2013-03-03 01:12:21 AM  
Came for the "Magic" references, leaving satisfied.
 
2013-03-03 04:14:36 PM  

White_Scarf_Syndrome: DarkSoulNoHope: White_Scarf_Syndrome: Hey, anyone wanna play with Rudy?

Fun machine right down the road in a cheap dive bar.  Suuuhweeeeet!!

[i536.photobucket.com image 484x477]

Funhouse? Aaaaaaha ha ha ha ha!

/played it yesterday at Silverball Museum in Asbury Park, NJ
//it helps when you're living in the next town over from that city
///Still waiting for Jersey Jack Pinball to finish their Wizard of Oz machine and ship it over to the museum


Yeah, you don't mess with Rudy.  He's all like "Why dontcha come inside for a little while?"

You know what fark you Rudy! TILT!!!


Of course if you hit Rudy enough times, he finally compliments you.

"You... big... Sausage!"
 
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