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2013-03-02 04:22:54 AM
Well, I never had a fear of puppets.. until now..

Slideshow is one of the slowest I've ever seen.
 
2013-03-02 05:11:07 AM

Alphax: Well, I never had a fear of puppets.. until now..

Slideshow is one of the slowest I've ever seen.


The only reason I clicked on the link is because I read puppets as puppies.

/would've been more interesting
 
2013-03-02 06:32:09 AM
I started whistling the Muppets theme as I clicked

I was so so wrong.

Anyone have the number of a good therapist?
 
2013-03-02 09:03:16 AM
pictures of old ventriloquist dummies

Deslidefied

"Influential American celebrity photographer, director, and creative director Matthew Rolston turns his eye for portraiture to a new cast of characters with the launch of Talking Heads, The Vent Haven Portraits. Using techniques he has honed over decades of celebrity portraiture, and marking his first foray into the world of fine arts, Rolston has captured the inherent humanity of a rarely-seen collection of unique entertainment figures: ventriloquist dummies. Unearthed from the intimate and obscure Vent Haven Museum in Fort Mitchell, Kentucky, Rolston used a rigorously formal photographic approach to bring out the power in the faces of these figures through a series of 100 portraits, or "headshots.""
 
2013-03-02 09:18:34 AM
Well, that was just a little bit creepy.
 
2013-03-02 09:20:10 AM
So much for sleep.
 
2013-03-02 09:21:28 AM
movieboozer.com
 
2013-03-02 09:22:44 AM
Holy fark those were horrifying.
 
2013-03-02 09:24:09 AM
That's not creepy, because they're dolls. And dolls are not creepy. You might be creeped out a bit, because they're pictures of dolls, while in actuality, you're supposed to see them in action. With setting and voices and all.
 
2013-03-02 09:24:25 AM

omnibus_necanda_sunt: Holy fark those were horrifying.


                                         ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
 
2013-03-02 09:24:58 AM
"Hi, I'm Chucky! Wanna play?"
 
2013-03-02 09:25:21 AM
And for any of you younger kids, there's a puppet of Mater about halfway through.
 
2013-03-02 09:26:40 AM
When I read the headline, I thought there were going to be naked pictures of Candy Crowley.

/still clicked
 
2013-03-02 09:27:20 AM
GO TO BED!

i2.cdn.turner.com
 
2013-03-02 09:31:43 AM
Does that one towards the beginning have tear ducts?
 
2013-03-02 09:31:46 AM
$75 for this book of horrors.
 
2013-03-02 09:32:02 AM
Couldn't all of funny man Jeff Dunham's puppets be included? The man who's mouth moves more than his puppets.
 
2013-03-02 09:34:49 AM

omnibus_necanda_sunt: Holy fark those were horrifying.


Damn you, subby.  Damn you to hell.

Puppet Hell.

/Chinese have a lot of hells, Jack.
 
2013-03-02 09:35:54 AM

weirdneighbour: Couldn't all of funny man Jeff Dunham's puppets be included? The man who's mouth moves more than his puppets.


You're awesome. Why don't you write him and give him your critique. Maybe you can compare tax statements... Go bowling?
 
2013-03-02 09:36:13 AM

MurphyMurphy: I started whistling the Muppets theme as I clicked

I was so so wrong.

Anyone have the number of a good therapist?



You need to be analyzed before therapy.


lesombre.ca
 
2013-03-02 09:36:30 AM

weirdneighbour: Couldn't all of funny man Jeff Dunham's puppets be included? The man who's mouth moves more than his puppets.


Ever see him without puppets? He still talks enough for two.
 
2013-03-02 09:36:42 AM
celebsview.info

From the pscho drama Magic way back in 78
 
2013-03-02 09:37:07 AM
 
2013-03-02 09:38:48 AM
Phenomenon...doo doo doo doo-da
 
2013-03-02 09:39:16 AM

Pockafrusta: weirdneighbour: Couldn't all of funny man Jeff Dunham's puppets be included? The man who's mouth moves more than his puppets.

You're awesome. Why don't you write him and give him your critique. Maybe you can compare tax statements... Go bowling?


Looks like I hit a nerve.
/likes bowling
 
2013-03-02 09:40:36 AM
Wh... Why are the eyeballs so realistic even when rest is not?

Example:
i2.cdn.turner.com

/shudder
 
2013-03-02 09:41:04 AM
You want nightmares?
Spend a night drinking and doing blow with Otto of "Otto & George".

/ya rly
 
2013-03-02 09:41:18 AM
If you've got 10 minutes this will make you feel better:

The Ventriloquist Starring Kevin Spacey

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOPJxBjHkgc
 
2013-03-02 09:41:55 AM
Well, there go these pants.
 
2013-03-02 09:42:35 AM

gerbilpox: Wh... Why are the eyeballs so realistic even when rest is not?

Example:
[i2.cdn.turner.com image 516x516]

/shudder


chum lee would buy that
but then. he's on meth
 
2013-03-02 09:46:37 AM
In Detroit during the late 50s there was a cartoon show host,Sagebrush Shorty,

Skinny Dugan was his sidekick.
 
2013-03-02 09:47:55 AM
Number 13 looks like Forrest Gump when he was in the Army.
 
2013-03-02 09:48:13 AM

gerbilpox: Wh... Why are the eyeballs so realistic even when rest is not?

Example:
[i2.cdn.turner.com image 516x516]

/shudder


I am pulling all this out of my arse but I think the person making the dolls doesn't make the eyes but gets them from some eyeball maker.
 
2013-03-02 09:52:55 AM
#3 is the scariest.   #9 looks like those racist lawn ornaments I thought were extinct, but still see around the more rural areas of SW Virginia.
/all slide shows suck
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-03-02 09:55:14 AM
Yeeeesh. Creepy doesn't begin to cover it.
 
2013-03-02 10:00:54 AM
 
2013-03-02 10:01:37 AM

weirdneighbour: gerbilpox: Wh... Why are the eyeballs so realistic even when rest is not?

Example:
[i2.cdn.turner.com image 516x516]

/shudder

I am pulling all this out of my arse but I think the person making the dolls doesn't make the eyes but gets them from some eyeball maker.


Thankfully, they don't pull the eyeballs out of....
 
2013-03-02 10:05:16 AM
comedyforanimators.com
 
2013-03-02 10:08:02 AM
You're an ugly little dummy, Hugo.
 
2013-03-02 10:09:11 AM
Praise him

www.soundonsight.org
 
2013-03-02 10:19:06 AM

Meanwhile, at the sequestration negotiations...


img201.imageshack.us
 
2013-03-02 10:28:07 AM

clowncar on fire: From the pscho drama Magic way back in 78


I accidentally caught a few minutes of that movie when I was a child.

*shudder*

/scarred for life
 
2013-03-02 10:28:48 AM
Is it still cool to pretend clown and puppets are scary?
 
2013-03-02 10:29:59 AM
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ACcBUNWfubs

You want creepy?  Bwa ha haa haaa haaaa

Warning, you may not get your soul back.
 
2013-03-02 10:32:42 AM
Hey, anyone wanna play with Rudy?

Fun machine right down the road in a cheap dive bar.  Suuuhweeeeet!!

i536.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-02 10:33:16 AM

weirdneighbour: Couldn't all of funny man Jeff Dunham's puppets be included? The man who's mouth moves more than his puppets.


I have a fear of superfluous apostrophes.
 
2013-03-02 10:34:39 AM
There was an "In Search Of..." (or similar program) in the 70s that had something to do with ventriloquist dummies that creeped me right the fark out as a kid.
 
2013-03-02 10:47:13 AM
 
2013-03-02 10:51:38 AM

The Snow Dog: weirdneighbour: Couldn't all of funny man Jeff Dunham's puppets be included? The man whos mouth moves more than his puppets.

I have a fear of superfluous apostrophes.


Dang, fixed it,  Fark has taught me to watch my punctuation closely, just a little slip-up
 
2013-03-02 10:55:53 AM

EdNortonsTwin: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ACcBUNWfubs

You want creepy?  Bwa ha haa haaa haaaa

Warning, you may not get your soul back.


A hoy....a hoy
 
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