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(KATU)   A new challenge to face on the Oregon Trail: Road raging drivers with baseball bats   (katu.com) divider line 32
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2013-03-02 03:04:43 AM
peperony and
chease
 
2013-03-02 03:13:07 AM

MurphyMurphy: peperony and
chease


You have died of dysentery.
 
2013-03-02 07:20:32 AM
IANAL, but isn't it a criteria for the legitimate use of a concealed weapon if someone tries to drag you from your car, especially someone with a baseball bat?

Oregon is a shall-issue CCW state.
 
2013-03-02 07:42:49 AM
I bet the Babe Ruth in this story has a really biatchin' barbed wire tat on his bicep.
 
2013-03-02 07:50:06 AM

REO-Weedwagon: I bet the Babe Ruth in this story has a really biatchin' barbed wire tat on his bicep.


Is that some sort of Fark filter i have never seen before?

/try some stupid shiat like that around here and you'll end up dead on the side of the road.
 
2013-03-02 07:53:07 AM

BronyMedic: IANAL, but isn't it a criteria for the legitimate use of a concealed weapon if someone tries to drag you from your car, especially someone with a baseball bat?

Oregon is a shall-issue CCW state.


i think you may be right.

but i don't think you should have said anything about it here... there are quite a few people who are going to go full retard on you for suggesting you have the right to defend yourself and your family through the use of a gun.
 
2013-03-02 07:57:32 AM

BronyMedic: IANAL, but isn't it a criteria for the legitimate use of a concealed weapon if someone tries to drag you from your car, especially someone with a baseball bat?

Oregon is a shall-issue CCW state.


You'd think. If someone was beating all over my car with a bat, and yelling that they were gonna kill me, I'd probably put a couple through the windshield so that he doesn't get that chance.

But you never know when you might get the prosecutor who doesn't like guns, and wants to make a name for himself.
"Boy, until he had you out of the car and was actualy beating on your head with the bat, your life wasn't in danger, and even then, he only had a bat, not a gun." That sort of guy.
 
2013-03-02 07:58:01 AM

davidphogan: MurphyMurphy: peperony and
chease

You have died of dysentery.




Winning comment.
 
2013-03-02 07:59:15 AM
With helpful pics of what a man swinging a bat at a car might look like...
 
2013-03-02 08:07:43 AM
Yet another sad case of "Ford on Chevy" violence.
 
2013-03-02 08:10:39 AM
Why wouldn't you just run the guy over? You're sitting in a very effective weapon....that you have a license for, even.
 
2013-03-02 08:11:11 AM
Meh.  Just another Raleigh Hills methhead.  The hill-folk in the west hills should be used to it by now.  That's just one reason I rarely cross the Willamette and never go west of Council Crest.
 
2013-03-02 08:16:27 AM
Tanase said Thomas hit his car "like a police maneuver."

He woke up one night, went: a fist, a hand, hoocha hoocha hoocha... lobster.
 
2013-03-02 08:31:39 AM
Only one thing left to do; caulk Ragey's car and try to float it.
 
2013-03-02 08:45:53 AM

HindiDiscoMonster: BronyMedic: IANAL, but isn't it a criteria for the legitimate use of a concealed weapon if someone tries to drag you from your car, especially someone with a baseball bat?

Oregon is a shall-issue CCW state.

i think you may be right.

but i don't think you should have said anything about it here... there are quite a few people who are going to go full retard on you for suggesting you have the right to defend yourself and your family through the use of a gun.


Those people can find a greasy pole, climb to the top, and sit on it.
 
2013-03-02 08:47:07 AM

hdhale: HindiDiscoMonster: BronyMedic: IANAL, but isn't it a criteria for the legitimate use of a concealed weapon if someone tries to drag you from your car, especially someone with a baseball bat?

Oregon is a shall-issue CCW state.

i think you may be right.

but i don't think you should have said anything about it here... there are quite a few people who are going to go full retard on you for suggesting you have the right to defend yourself and your family through the use of a gun.

Those people can find a greasy pole, climb to the top, and sit on it.


Those people shouldn't have the luxury of grease.
 
2013-03-02 08:52:51 AM

taoistlumberjak: Only one thing left to do; caulk Ragey's car and try to float it.


That's practically a suicide mission. I'd rather just pay for the damn ferry.
 
2013-03-02 08:58:38 AM

IoSaturnalia: Meh.  Just another Raleigh Hills methhead.  The hill-folk in the west hills should be used to it by now.  That's just one reason I rarely cross the Willamette and never go west of Council Crest.


yes of course, because suburban beaverton has far more methheads than north and southeast portland, any way more crackheads than anything north of skidmore and east of I-5.  retard.
 
2013-03-02 09:24:20 AM

Mimic_Octopus: IoSaturnalia: Meh.  Just another Raleigh Hills methhead.  The hill-folk in the west hills should be used to it by now.  That's just one reason I rarely cross the Willamette and never go west of Council Crest.

yes of course, because suburban beaverton has far more methheads than north and southeast portland, any way more crackheads than anything north of skidmore and east of I-5.  retard.


I namechecked one of the most expensive neighborhoods in town and called them "hill folk".  On Fark.  That's such an obvious attempt at (lame) humor that it shouldn't have trolled anyone.   Yet here we are.   Yup, it's me that's the retard.
 
2013-03-02 09:24:24 AM
He must not be a Portlander. He didn't give a sarcasticly happy wave hello or a passive-aggressive snub.
 
2013-03-02 09:24:56 AM
Wasn't that one of the missions in GTA: Vice City?
 
2013-03-02 09:42:48 AM

Gordon Bennett: Wasn't that one of the missions in GTA: Vice City?


Depends. Was one of the cars blaring 80's music in the background?
 
2013-03-02 09:42:51 AM
Obviously batman was extra pissed cause he was out of drugs. And did I miss the part that describes how the victim is the worst driver ever and what he did to really set this guy off? Also, what an idiot for getting out of the car while there's a bat wielding maniac outside. Nice common sense, try to talk him down, good idea.
 
2013-03-02 09:49:47 AM

Mrtraveler01: Gordon Bennett: Wasn't that one of the missions in GTA: Vice City?

Depends. Was one of the cars blaring 80's music in the background?


I ran by flock of seagulls hopefully
 
2013-03-02 09:50:03 AM

BronyMedic: IANAL, but isn't it a criteria for the legitimate use of a concealed weapon if someone tries to drag you from your car, especially someone with a baseball bat?

Oregon is a shall-issue CCW state.


Pretty much every state allows the use of force to defend yourself from UNLAWFUL force, up to, and including, the use of deadly force.

Trying to forcefully pull somebody out of their car against their will, is an example of unlawful force, and a citizen can certainly use force to defend themselves from this type of attack, even deadly force.
 
2013-03-02 10:01:43 AM

IoSaturnalia: Mimic_Octopus: IoSaturnalia: Meh.  Just another Raleigh Hills methhead.  The hill-folk in the west hills should be used to it by now.  That's just one reason I rarely cross the Willamette and never go west of Council Crest.

yes of course, because suburban beaverton has far more methheads than north and southeast portland, any way more crackheads than anything north of skidmore and east of I-5.  retard.

I namechecked one of the most expensive neighborhoods in town and called them "hill folk".  On Fark.  That's such an obvious attempt at (lame) humor that it shouldn't have trolled anyone.   Yet here we are.   Yup, it's me that's the retard.


well my bad, i just had a problem getting some friends to come to a few shows downtown from SE cause the PBR would cost an extra 50 cents.  sort of sick of those wanna be aloof bastarrds over there this month. my appologies.
 
2013-03-02 11:25:52 AM

HindiDiscoMonster: BronyMedic: IANAL, but isn't it a criteria for the legitimate use of a concealed weapon if someone tries to drag you from your car, especially someone with a baseball bat?

Oregon is a shall-issue CCW state.

i think you may be right.

but i don't think you should have said anything about it here... there are quite a few people who are going to go full retard on you for suggesting you have the right to defend yourself and your family through the use of a gun.i18.photobucket.com


TRu dat - and veer too far the other way, and you'll find yourself afoul of the numbnuts who think that anyone who fails to procure a closet full of artilliary is a cowardly traitor who wants to see his family murdered by crack-addicted thugs.
Basically, you can't win.
 
2013-03-02 12:02:58 PM

Pep Streebeck: He must not be a Portlander. He didn't give a sarcasticly happy wave hello or a passive-aggressive snub.


Duh, they said he was in a truck not a bicycle.
 
2013-03-02 01:28:50 PM
If it was me I think by that point I would have just run over him with my car... or at least given him a one way ticket for a ride on my windshield.
 
2013-03-02 03:31:33 PM

jso2897: HindiDiscoMonster: BronyMedic: IANAL, but isn't it a criteria for the legitimate use of a concealed weapon if someone tries to drag you from your car, especially someone with a baseball bat?

Oregon is a shall-issue CCW state.

i think you may be right.

but i don't think you should have said anything about it here... there are quite a few people who are going to go full retard on you for suggesting you have the right to defend yourself and your family through the use of a gun.[i18.photobucket.com image 624x416]

TRu dat - and veer too far the other way, and you'll find yourself afoul of the numbnuts who think that anyone who fails to procure a closet full of artilliary is a cowardly traitor who wants to see his family murdered by crack-addicted thugs.
Basically, you can't win.


this is called "normal" on Fark... In fact, I think it always has been come to think of it.
 
2013-03-02 03:34:46 PM
One and done
 
2013-03-03 01:58:12 AM
www.nickmongo.com
 
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