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(Salt Lake Tribune)   A 17-year old boy has his life "completely turned around" after having crazy drunken bathroom floor sex with his smoking wet swim coach   (sltrib.com) divider line 108
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2013-03-02 01:13:40 AM
She doesn't look that hot .. but hey, he tapped it "at least" 20 times, and she only got charged with 4.  How's that work?

*shrug* just charge her with providing liquor to a minor, and be done with it.
 
2013-03-02 01:20:48 AM
smoking wet?
 
2013-03-02 01:33:27 AM
Wasn't that a movie in the 80s?

Wasn't the swim coach played by Phoebe Cates or something?
 
2013-03-02 01:36:32 AM
Is that a lip ring of one hell of a herpes sore?
 
2013-03-02 01:54:40 AM

Sgt Otter: Is that a lip ring of one hell of a herpes sore?


Dunno.. did the police rough her up?

It's Utah, so I'm guessing someone will get worked up about evil alcohol.
 
2013-03-02 02:13:58 AM

log_jammin: smoking wet?


Everyone complains about the "smoking hot" meme

Will you people NEVER be happy?
 
2013-03-02 02:17:31 AM
Holy Herpes, Batman.
 
2013-03-02 02:56:11 AM

Sgt Otter: Is that a lip ring of one hell of a herpes sore?


Why can't it be a little from column A and a little from column B?
 
2013-03-02 04:57:17 AM
Pickiness is for losers.

I'd hit it.
 
2013-03-02 05:26:07 AM

unlikely: Wasn't that a movie in the 80s?

Wasn't the swim coach played by Phoebe Cates or something?


If it wasn't,  IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN.
 
2013-03-02 06:33:06 AM
t0.gstatic.com
Is this her?
 
2013-03-02 06:33:57 AM
Congratulations!  You now have herpes.
 
2013-03-02 06:35:55 AM
Sounds like someone got screwed.
 
2013-03-02 06:39:11 AM
After Waite had gone into her bathroom to take a shower, the victim testified that Gonzales dared him to go into the bathroom, so he did.
And it was there where the two had sex on her bathroom floor, he testified.


That sounds hot.

 Ashley Palmer, who hosted the November party that Waite and the two teens attended, testified that Waite and the victim played several games of beer pong at her home, but said Waite was drinking all of the beer during the game, because the boy was not old enough to drink alcohol.
"Jamie was so intoxicated," Palmer said. "She was drinking for both of them."


So it is wrong have an underage student drink, but getting really drunk with him and having him fark you is ok.  My rules understanding of morality and laws are confused here.

The victim's mother was also brought to tears by the verdicts. She said outside the courtroom that her son was an excellent student before Waite "completely turned his life around."

LOL
 
2013-03-02 06:45:27 AM

Enemabag Jones: The victim's mother was also brought to tears by the verdicts. She said outside the courtroom that her son was an excellent student before Waite "completely turned his life around."

LOL


Yeah, he got lucky too much, too soon.
 
2013-03-02 06:46:11 AM
A GIS for 'smoking wet' should be done with due caution and only at great need. What has been seen can't be unseen. Hmm? Oh, no reason...
 
2013-03-02 06:46:21 AM
17 years old with a woman in her 30's?  And this is a crime that totally destroys this woman's life?  Like to the degree of 9/11 building destruction?

Things have got to change in this country.

I'm serious about this.  It seems that this dude had the forethought - he KNEW what he was doing.  20 farking times!  You can't call rape or endangerment when it occurs that often.  His MOTHER was the one who had a problem with it.  She was the one who noticed that he was now drinking and no longer a virgin.  And she totally blamed someone else for her son's behavior.
And a jury of "peers" is going to now send this woman to prison for 60 years.

Did I mention that things have to change?  Because this is so wrong.
 
2013-03-02 06:48:44 AM
Omis:
Congratulations!  You now have herpes.

Eh, so does a good chunk of America.
 
2013-03-02 06:49:29 AM
But the woman had been drinking, that means she is incapable of consent and he should be charged with rape surely?

He was the one who went after her...

In the UK he is of legal age and HE would be charged with rape. In the US he isn`t and SHE is charged with rape.

There needs to be some sense put into the legislation. There have been cases in the UK where a 28 year old teacher was put on the sex offenders list for starting a long term relationship with her 35 year old adult student...

Utterly ridiculous.
 
2013-03-02 06:51:20 AM
So this woman gets convicted of a crime without any evidence being offered? Did I miss something?
 
2013-03-02 06:51:31 AM

MooseUpNorth: A GIS for 'smoking wet' should be done with due caution and only at great need. What has been seen can't be unseen. Hmm? Oh, no reason...


allamericanheadshots.com
What on earth did YOU find?
 
2013-03-02 06:55:52 AM

Diagonal: So this woman gets convicted of a crime without any evidence being offered? Did I miss something?


It`s often the case with `crimes` like these. These IS no evidence except an accusation by someone.

"I saw Lizzy Proctor speaking with the devil!"
 
2013-03-02 06:56:58 AM
Did she peg him?
 
2013-03-02 06:58:04 AM

durbnpoisn: 17 years old with a woman in her 30's?  And this is a crime that totally destroys this woman's life?  Like to the degree of 9/11 building destruction?

Things have got to change in this country.

I'm serious about this.  It seems that this dude had the forethought - he KNEW what he was doing.  20 farking times!  You can't call rape or endangerment when it occurs that often.  His MOTHER was the one who had a problem with it.  She was the one who noticed that he was now drinking and no longer a virgin.  And she totally blamed someone else for her son's behavior.
And a jury of "peers" is going to now send this woman to prison for 60 years.

Did I mention that things have to change?  Because this is so wrong.


Some people would call you `pro-rape` in an attempt to make you shut up about your ridiculous `due process` and your not wanting a `cruel and unusual` punishment...
 
2013-03-02 07:01:41 AM

durbnpoisn: 17 years old with a woman in her 30's?  And this is a crime that totally destroys this woman's life?  Like to the degree of 9/11 building destruction?

Things have got to change in this country.

I'm serious about this.  It seems that this dude had the forethought - he KNEW what he was doing.  20 farking times!  You can't call rape or endangerment when it occurs that often.  His MOTHER was the one who had a problem with it.  She was the one who noticed that he was now drinking and no longer a virgin.  And she totally blamed someone else for her son's behavior.
And a jury of "peers" is going to now send this woman to prison for 60 years.

Did I mention that things have to change?  Because this is so wrong.


But her little innocent snowflake had sex...it's not the mom's fault so obviously someone must pay and have their life ruined!

/Teachers should not socialize with teens. She was an idiot for going to that party.
 
2013-03-02 07:07:51 AM

dready zim: durbnpoisn: 17 years old with a woman in her 30's?  And this is a crime that totally destroys this woman's life?  Like to the degree of 9/11 building destruction?

Things have got to change in this country.

I'm serious about this.  It seems that this dude had the forethought - he KNEW what he was doing.  20 farking times!  You can't call rape or endangerment when it occurs that often.  His MOTHER was the one who had a problem with it.  She was the one who noticed that he was now drinking and no longer a virgin.  And she totally blamed someone else for her son's behavior.
And a jury of "peers" is going to now send this woman to prison for 60 years.

Did I mention that things have to change?  Because this is so wrong.

Some people would call you `pro-rape` in an attempt to make you shut up about your ridiculous `due process` and your not wanting a `cruel and unusual` punishment...


Generally, I'm more of a 'burn the farking Constitution, have the Marines rush their families out of their homes at night and execute them in front of their houses' kind of guy.
 
2013-03-02 07:07:57 AM
How else are you gonna learn the breast stroke?
 
2013-03-02 07:08:33 AM
like it or not, we don't get to pick and choose with the law. teachers, coaches, aides, school administration and everyone else who isn't an under 18 person = no sexing the students.

meanwhile horny suits in WashDC get away with preying on youthful aides, catholic priests go unpunished for molesting children, policemen have sex with underage prostitutes & members of wealthy powerful families pay scumbags to supply them with whatever sick and twisted freak show fetish it takes to make their jaded willies work.

this will not change until the wealthy powerful families that own the government and the many layers of paid armed goons they surround themselves with are dealt with properly.
 
2013-03-02 07:09:04 AM
And now he's moving to his aunt and uncle's house in Bel Aire?
 
2013-03-02 07:12:21 AM
KawaiiNot:

/Teachers should not socialize with teens. She was an idiot for going to that party.

You got that right.  And it's a mistake that will cost her dearly.

Think about the first day she is in general population:
"What are you in for?"
"I stabbed my boss to death with a Bic pen, then put him through a wood chipper.  What about you?"
"I had sex with the dude, a bunch of times.  I somehow got charged with rape."
 
2013-03-02 07:13:28 AM
It's obviously not a good idea for teachers to fraternize with students.  But the notion that she has somehow ruined this boy's life is preposterous.  All of the weeping and wailing by the Mom sounds like she's jealous the teacher got him first.  At least, that's the rumor we should start spreading.
 
2013-03-02 07:14:16 AM
wait i thought the boy would be guilty of rape for having sex with an intoxicated woman after entering her bathroom uninvited?   this whole story is stupid, and 15 years in prison is waaaaaaaay too much for whatever happened.  all that said, she's a dumbass.  everyone knows the law, it's stupid to break it.

/also is the friend just mad he didn't get any?
 
2013-03-02 07:16:14 AM
looks like he had to tell her twice
 
2013-03-02 07:16:42 AM

theBigBigEye: Generally, I'm more of a 'burn the farking Constitution, have the Marines rush their families out of their homes at night and execute them in front of their houses' kind of guy.


Damn. No kill like overkill, right?
 
2013-03-02 07:25:45 AM

A Fark Handle: wait i thought the boy would be guilty of rape for having sex with an intoxicated woman after entering her bathroom uninvited?   this whole story is stupid, and 15 years in prison is waaaaaaaay too much for whatever happened.  all that said, she's a dumbass.  everyone knows the law, it's stupid to break it.

/also is the friend just mad he didn't get any?


15 per conviction.  Potentially a total of 60 years.
 
2013-03-02 07:29:35 AM

KrispyKritter: like it or not, we don't get to pick and choose with the law. teachers, coaches, aides, school administration and everyone else who isn't an under 18 person = no sexing the students.

meanwhile horny suits in WashDC get away with preying on youthful aides, catholic priests go unpunished for molesting children, policemen have sex with underage prostitutes & members of wealthy powerful families pay scumbags to supply them with whatever sick and twisted freak show fetish it takes to make their jaded willies work.

this will not change until the wealthy powerful families that own the government and the many layers of paid armed goons they surround themselves with are dealt with properly.


Show us on the doll where they touched you...
 
2013-03-02 07:30:37 AM
Poor Baby!! Did the Nasty Old Vagina Hurt you? Come to Mommmmmmy!
 
2013-03-02 07:30:58 AM

LL316: A Fark Handle: wait i thought the boy would be guilty of rape for having sex with an intoxicated woman after entering her bathroom uninvited?   this whole story is stupid, and 15 years in prison is waaaaaaaay too much for whatever happened.  all that said, she's a dumbass.  everyone knows the law, it's stupid to break it.

/also is the friend just mad he didn't get any?

15 per conviction.  Potentially a total of 60 years.


Jeebus... She would get out quicker if she had just killed him instead.
 
2013-03-02 07:38:03 AM
I'm wondering if the teacher made the mistake of being "not Mormon while in Utah"?  Because it certainly seems like the alcohol card is in play as much as the underage sex card.
 
2013-03-02 07:41:47 AM
Sounds like a cash grab, now that she's convicted what are the odds that the school district gets sued for millions now? What she did was wrong but he knew what he was doing and isn't innocent either.
 
2013-03-02 07:42:35 AM
Nobody should have their life ruined for consensual sex.
 
2013-03-02 07:48:19 AM
I was really, REALLY hoping that the 'turned his life around' was going to be a positive thing!! That would be an EXCELLENT precident!!

'I was a teenage loser... a nobody. Crap grades, no friends.. now that I'm boning my teacher, I study hard, I work hard, I have a scholarship to Yale, etc etc'
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-03-02 07:50:19 AM
"In the news today, drinking too much leads to drunken stupidity. film at 11"
 
2013-03-02 07:52:48 AM
Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute, I won't cuss
I'll tell you how I got some swim coach puss.

I somehow doubt he was damaged by getting laid at 17. I wish I got some at that age.
Even if it was a male coach, and a 17 year old student who willingly had sex 20 times, I wouldn't have a problem with that.
Well aside from teachers shouldn't be banging their students any more than a boss should be banging her minions.
 
2013-03-02 08:00:12 AM
If anything, on at least that FIRST occasion, he raped her. She was drunk off her ass and he was stone cold sober, but because she's a teacher, she's getting charged? It's BS is what it is.

/would say the same if a girl drugged and raped her male teacher
 
2013-03-02 08:00:38 AM

BronyMedic: theBigBigEye: Generally, I'm more of a 'burn the farking Constitution, have the Marines rush their families out of their homes at night and execute them in front of their houses' kind of guy.

Damn. No kill like overkill, right?


A friend once told me "If it's worth doing, it's worth over doing". So, bigbigeye's comment makes total sense to me
 
2013-03-02 08:03:50 AM
Sounds like she should get fired, anything beyond that is just ridiculous.
 
2013-03-02 08:13:19 AM
Seriously, at 17? It should strictly be a matter of professional misconduct, not criminal. What she did was wrong, but not because he couldn't consent.
 
2013-03-02 08:15:49 AM
I think this whole thing is a mess.  All were so drunk, nobody could give consent,  Given the age factor, he was close to being legal and no mention was made if he presented as an adult or minor meaning was he 6'1'' or 5'.  She was so out of it, she could have imagined anyone on her whether it was a sasquatch or a gremlin.

While in the care and control of any minor, she was to be just that (whether or not she had the party, she was an adult); fail.  Going to an event with minors and getting stinking drunk; fail.  Getting so drunk, that anyone can get on top of you; total fail.  Position of trust and authority?  Strike.

I don't know all the facts but I think if she was passed out cold and getting owned by some teenager and waking up with foggy memories and some biatch saying you ruined his life and your career, isn't that punishment enough?

Given the physical necessitates of how sex works, unless she was actively receiving or on top, no brainer.  If she was lying there half dead while getting raped, charge him with rape.  If it were a man getting the action, send him to jail as you have to be aware enough to make the equipment work, I would think.

Very poor judgement on her part, just getting drunk.  Should she go to jail?  No.  She's already lost all shame and will be working at McDonald's the rest of her life.
 
2013-03-02 08:22:33 AM
My first time was around that age. Hmm? I didn't think of it till now, but that must have changed my life around also. All my life's inadequacies should be traced back to that time when my girlfriend was sleeping with me. I finally have someone to blame. She's a B!
 
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