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(Bangor Daily News)   Old & busted: Girls who carry small dogs in their handbags. New hotness: girls who carry fetuses in their handbags   (bangordailynews.com) divider line 36
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2013-03-02 04:19:03 AM
Part of the new KFC menu?
 
2013-03-02 04:19:28 AM
i.qkme.me
 
2013-03-02 04:22:19 AM
How delightfully Oscar Wilde, to be found in a handbag.
 
2013-03-02 04:24:31 AM
 
2013-03-02 04:28:17 AM
Oh its in the uk, its fine, Just a Swift, Modest Snack.  Can't blame a girl for having a bit of groceries in her purse for later.
 
2013-03-02 04:30:06 AM
Reminds me of friend whose girlfriend at the time placed prominently on a paper plate on the top shelf of their refrigerator, her miscarried fetus, leaving it for him to find upon returning home from work.

It was her passive aggressive way of saying, "Look what you've done", as their relationship was in its final stages of disintegration.

Did I mention that she was a stripper?
 
2013-03-02 04:36:02 AM
Article is really short on information. They say no one was taken into custody. Does this mean they actually talked with the woman carrying the sack? Or did she ditch the bag and disappear? I mean, surely the author could have gotten that much info from the tight-lipped coppers? I also hope they're going to plop it in some formaldehyde or vodka or something if they're keeping it until Monday. Wait, why are they keeping it until Monday? It have a playdate or something with another fish?
 
2013-03-02 04:41:47 AM
It's Stephen King's town, everyone else just lives there.

/except for the fetus
/ayup
 
2013-03-02 04:41:53 AM

TomD9938: Reminds me of friend whose girlfriend at the time placed prominently on a paper plate on the top shelf of their refrigerator, her miscarried fetus, leaving it for him to find upon returning home from work.

It was her passive aggressive way of saying, "Look what you've done", as their relationship was in its final stages of disintegration.

Did I mention that she was a stripper?


Jeez, Louise. I hope that was the very final stage.
 
2013-03-02 04:47:04 AM

TomD9938: Reminds me of friend whose girlfriend at the time placed prominently on a paper plate on the top shelf of their refrigerator, her miscarried fetus, leaving it for him to find upon returning home from work.

It was her passive aggressive way of saying, "Look what you've done", as their relationship was in its final stages of disintegration.

Did I mention that she was a stripper?


"Final stages"? I'd see that as a pack-your-bags-and-GTFO-NOW (or maybe just GTFO-NOW) event. When your SO imitates Jeffrey Dahmer, it's time to see other people.
 
2013-03-02 04:51:41 AM

The Snow Dog: Jeez, Louise. I hope that was the very final stage.


Yep, happy ending.  He met and married a really cool (normal) girl a couple years later.
 
2013-03-02 05:13:04 AM

thisiszombocom: noticed this link in the article, containing the following goodness

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2013_swimsuit/athletes/michelle-jen ne ke/13_michelle-jenneke_6.html?xid=ob_swim

[i.cdn.turner.com image 693x1040]

[i.cdn.turner.com image 693x1040]
/ fap


i450.photobucket.com

/hawt like you know what
//shimmy shimmy
 
2013-03-02 05:23:02 AM
I believe the word is "feti".
 
2013-03-02 05:58:56 AM
It's the BDN. They are always short on details
 
2013-03-02 06:07:50 AM
pickled punk
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-03-02 06:17:46 AM

KrispyKritter: pickled punk
[24.media.tumblr.com image 500x227]


You know, I was just thinking there needs to be more Rick Santorum fetus on the mantle jokes, or maybe Quinn's remains atop a piano in this thread, but that'll do, KK. That'll do.
 
2013-03-02 06:24:28 AM
TFA: "Investigators reportedly retrieved a fetus, but details of why it was being carried were withheld.  "

Duh, it's not gonna walk around on its own is it?
 
2013-03-02 06:29:14 AM
blog.stackoverflow.com

"Where is the fetus going to gestate?  You gonna keep it in a box purse?"
 
2013-03-02 07:00:54 AM

thisiszombocom: noticed this link in the article, containing the following goodness


http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2013_swimsuit/athletes/michelle-jen ne ke/13_michelle-jenneke_6.html?xid=ob_swim




/ fap


Sweet holy f*ck that girl is hot beyond description.
....
What was this thread about again?

/Oh well, who cares.
//Fapfapfap
 
2013-03-02 07:16:52 AM

Maxor: Oh its in the uk, its fine, Just a Swift, Modest Snack.  Can't blame a girl for having a bit of groceries in her purse for later.


upload.wikimedia.org

Sees what you did there.
 
2013-03-02 07:20:17 AM
Maybe she was inspired by Shintaro Kago's "Fetus Collection"? GOOGLE AT YOUR OWN RISK. NSFW, not safe for delicate sensibilites. I'm super cereal.

**nsfw**
Aw heck, here's a link you sickos.
http://www.guromanga.com/read/kijin-gahou/4995/p1#.UTHq_-aXuSE
**nsfw**
 
2013-03-02 08:56:58 AM

Jabberwookiee: thisiszombocom: noticed this link in the article, containing the following goodness

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2013_swimsuit/athletes/michelle-jen ne ke/13_michelle-jenneke_6.html?xid=ob_swim

[i.cdn.turner.com image 693x1040]

[i.cdn.turner.com image 693x1040]
/ fap

[i450.photobucket.com image 640x352]

/hawt like you know what
//shimmy shimmy


She's very toned.
Yeah.
Definitely... definitely toned.

/want
 
2013-03-02 09:43:27 AM
I don't get it. Was the fetus in a clear bag? Like a ziploc? Or was she taking it out and showing people? Because I walk down the street daily and no one around me is aware of the contents of my handbag. Not that there is anything worth noting in my bag. Really, nothing at all...
 
2013-03-02 09:52:17 AM
Bangor? I hardly even knew her!
 
2013-03-02 11:37:01 AM

Maxor: Oh its in the uk, its fine, Just a Swift, Modest Snack.  Can't blame a girl for having a bit of groceries in her purse for later.


I see what you did there....
 
2013-03-02 12:08:00 PM
Was her name Pauline?
 
2013-03-02 12:42:38 PM
Listen to Johnny Rotten talk about why he wrote the song bodies. It applies.
 
2013-03-02 01:25:39 PM
WHAT'S IN *YOUR* WALLET?
 
2013-03-02 01:47:59 PM
FTA: police received reports of a woman walking through Pickering Square while carrying a bag with a fetus in it.

How the hell do you know that there's a fetus in the bag before reporting it to the police?
 
2013-03-02 02:22:35 PM

iron de havilland: Maxor: Oh its in the uk, its fine, Just a Swift, Modest Snack.  Can't blame a girl for having a bit of groceries in her purse for later.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 427x480]

Sees what you did there.


Just Another OC Homeless Guy: Maxor: Oh its in the uk, its fine, Just a Swift, Modest Snack.  Can't blame a girl for having a bit of groceries in her purse for later.

I see what you did there....


I liked it, sadly the article was to early in the morning in the US for good literary trolling.
 
2013-03-02 04:16:01 PM
images1.wikia.nocookie.net

The only foetus worth collecting.
 
2013-03-02 05:22:54 PM
Pauline???

/obscure?
 
2013-03-02 06:37:26 PM

TomD9938: Reminds me of friend whose girlfriend at the time placed prominently on a paper plate on the top shelf of their refrigerator, her miscarried fetus, leaving it for him to find upon returning home from work.

It was her passive aggressive way of saying, "Look what you've done", as their relationship was in its final stages of disintegration.

Did I mention that she was a stripper?


Are you sure she wasn't just defrosting some beef liver for dinner or something?

/shudder
 
2013-03-02 07:27:42 PM
Came for pickled punk reference, came satisfied.  (Would have given bonus for "Oddities" reference.)  AM rather disappointed that someone didn't make the obvious pun regarding pickled punks and Pickering Square, though.

Came for reference to the infamous BabyquariumTM, left satisfied.  (Would have given bonus for actual BabyquariumTM footage. :D)

Am putting even odds on this being generally Crazy Person (who miscarried and doesn't quite realise fetus is ex-fetus) or Operation Rescue/related NARasite-leaning pro-terrorism anti-reproductive-health group that purloined a fetus for Particularly Disturbing Attention Whoring purposes.

(Yes, the latter HAS actually been documented to happen in past.  In particular, during some of the FIRST attempts on Dr. Tiller's life there were Operation Rescue operatives schlepping around a stillborn fetus that they had christened "Baby Malachi" (no info if he was somehow linked to the Fetuses of the Baby Corn) and claimed they found in the dumpster of a Texas abortion clinic.  Oddly enough, said fetus tended NOT to be schlepped around too much after it was noted that this was technically abuse of a corpse and particularly after RICO was successfully expanded to fight dominionist anti-reproductive-health (and anti-gay) terrorist groups and their "Sinn Fein equivalents".)
 
2013-03-02 07:35:48 PM
Santorum's fetus was a miscarriage, this one was full term (I think) so no comparison
But I do wonder how Rick brough the fetus to the prayer meetin'
Jar? Tupperware? or did he just stuff it in his briefcase?
 
2013-03-03 01:20:02 AM
I want to know how anyone could tell she had an ex fetus in there. Were the legs hanging out? Was the handbagth transparent? Was she leaving a blood trail? What? And if she was seeking medical attention, maybe she had reason to be transporting it. Not like they could put it back, but a doctor might like to know exactly what fell out of there, to give him some ideas on what to do next.
 
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