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2013-03-01 10:24:50 PM
Obscene materials on the internet is a felony charge?

O_O

We are all doomed
 
2013-03-01 11:00:46 PM
The son of an American executive at Nestlé in Switzerland faces felony charges in the US for secretly filming women in the Lake Geneva region

Is the "Lake Geneva" region a euphemism for "vagina?"
 
2013-03-01 11:47:25 PM

RodneyToady: The son of an American executive at Nestlé in Switzerland faces felony charges in the US for secretly filming women in the Lake Geneva region

Is the "Lake Geneva" region a euphemism for "vagina?"


I guess it really is hard to rhyme a word with vagina.
 
2013-03-02 12:46:30 AM
Great, now I want some hot chocolate
And some "hot chocolate" if ya know what I mean, and I think you do......
 
2013-03-02 12:46:54 AM
A-N-A-L-S-E-X Nestle makes the very best.
 
2013-03-02 02:08:33 AM
Should the sins of the son become the sins of the father?
 
2013-03-02 02:46:25 AM

RodneyToady: Is the "Lake Geneva" region a euphemism for "vagina?"


This post made me extremely happy.

Hey baby, how 'bout we spend some time in the "Lake Geneva region"?
 
2013-03-02 02:56:59 AM
If you think that's sick, Nestle also makes Purina cat food.
 
2013-03-02 03:30:56 AM
Guess the son wasn't too Quick.
 
2013-03-02 03:33:35 AM
What 's does the article mean by secretly filming a woman's a Lake Geneva region?
 
2013-03-02 03:35:40 AM
"secretly filming women in the Lake Geneva region and uploading the video to a porn site"

So did he only film their Lake Geneva regions or what?
 
2013-03-02 03:37:20 AM
Something, something Hershey Highway.
 
2013-03-02 03:40:46 AM
N E S T L E 'S    M A K E S   T H E   V E RY   B E S T  chawclat (dog's mouth snaps shut)

/Yes, old
//very old.
 
2013-03-02 03:44:01 AM
What a woman's lake geneva region might look like?

t0.gstatic.com

//amigettingbanned?
 
2013-03-02 03:47:40 AM

DownDaRiver: Great, now I want some hot chocolate
And some "hot chocolate" if ya know what I mean, and I think you do......


images.plixid.com
 
2013-03-02 03:51:10 AM
I remember this L & O: SVU episode well....
 
2013-03-02 03:57:27 AM
N-E-S-T-L-E-S, what comes out your A-S-S? Chocolate!
 
2013-03-02 03:57:28 AM

davidphogan: If you think that's sick, Nestle also makes Purina cat food.


P*ssy joke?
 
2013-03-02 03:58:47 AM

gerbilpox: davidphogan: If you think that's sick, Nestle also makes Purina cat food.

P*ssy joke?


A little from column A, a little from column B.
 
2013-03-02 03:59:20 AM
this thread is useless without links

and burn him.
 
2013-03-02 04:00:11 AM
His only sin was to be a rich child of a big company executive.
 
2013-03-02 04:13:30 AM
I'm so glad that they reported that he wore a uniform while in school.  Really, the story wouldn't have been complete without knowing that.
 
2013-03-02 04:21:00 AM
This is going to be a mess, the a Euro rich kid tried for something that at home would have been a misdemeanor level slap on the wrist up on prudish felony level charges due to his tapping the girls he brought from college to party with unawares.  Even better is the fact one of them less than two years younger than him was a minor, so its big ugly federal charges.

To make things even more fun, he really won't have much sympathy anywhere because putting those pictures on the internet was a sleazy thing to do.

/I'm conflicted
//Kid really shouldn't have to have his named dragged internationally through the mud nor risk a long prison term
///Girls reputations were injured and they do deserve to be financially compensated for that.
////Don't make the guy a sex offender fine him what ever the cost would be for a trial and for minimum incarceration if he was found guilty, pay for the trial and give the girls the cost of the incarceration.
 
2013-03-02 04:25:26 AM

GreenSun: His only sin was to be a rich child of a big company executive.


thats odd, i thought that was his salvation.
 
2013-03-02 04:27:01 AM

No_Good_Name: I'm so glad that they reported that he wore a uniform while in school.  Really, the story wouldn't have been complete without knowing that.


You don't see the connection?
It's just like violent video games and music causing you to kill people.
 
2013-03-02 04:27:30 AM
First, horse meat. Now this?
 
2013-03-02 04:47:57 AM
I took my iPhone to the bathroom
On the Lake Geneva Shorline...
 
2013-03-02 05:06:15 AM
Whar link?
 
2013-03-02 05:07:44 AM

Mr. Shabooboo: I took my iPhone to the bathroom
On the Lake Geneva Shorline...


That sounds like a felony to me.

Can you sing it in the key of B flat?
 
2013-03-02 05:09:46 AM

Maxor: This is going to be a mess, the a Euro rich kid tried for something that at home would have been a misdemeanor level slap on the wrist up on prudish felony level charges due to his tapping the girls he brought from college to party with unawares.  Even better is the fact one of them less than two years younger than him was a minor, so its big ugly federal charges.

To make things even more fun, he really won't have much sympathy anywhere because putting those pictures on the internet was a sleazy thing to do.

/I'm conflicted
//Kid really shouldn't have to have his named dragged internationally through the mud nor risk a long prison term
///Girls reputations were injured and they do deserve to be financially compensated for that.
////Don't make the guy a sex offender fine him what ever the cost would be for a trial and for minimum incarceration if he was found guilty, pay for the trial and give the girls the cost of the incarceration.


I don't think he was tapping them. If so: the videos probably would have been from the bedroom instead of the WC. How do you think this would have been a misdemeanor in America? Maybe the lawyers could get it reduced to that by throwing money at it, though.

Fark the douchenozzle, he deserves what he gets. And as for him being earmarked a sex-offender for life? I'm on the fence about that. Really, I'd need to see the kid to tell. Does he show remorse? Is there any indication he's pathological?
 
2013-03-02 05:29:46 AM

The Snow Dog: Maxor: This is going to be a mess, the a Euro rich kid tried for something that at home would have been a misdemeanor level slap on the wrist up on prudish felony level charges due to his tapping the girls he brought from college to party with unawares.  Even better is the fact one of them less than two years younger than him was a minor, so its big ugly federal charges.

To make things even more fun, he really won't have much sympathy anywhere because putting those pictures on the internet was a sleazy thing to do.

/I'm conflicted
//Kid really shouldn't have to have his named dragged internationally through the mud nor risk a long prison term
///Girls reputations were injured and they do deserve to be financially compensated for that.
////Don't make the guy a sex offender fine him what ever the cost would be for a trial and for minimum incarceration if he was found guilty, pay for the trial and give the girls the cost of the incarceration.

I don't think he was tapping them. If so: the videos probably would have been from the bedroom instead of the WC. How do you think this would have been a misdemeanor in America? Maybe the lawyers could get it reduced to that by throwing money at it, though.

Fark the douchenozzle, he deserves what he gets. And as for him being earmarked a sex-offender for life? I'm on the fence about that. Really, I'd need to see the kid to tell. Does he show remorse? Is there any indication he's pathological?


tapping= mistypes taping/making videos since it was digital, what is the correct phase for it now that we no longer tape?  and it would have been a misdemeanor leering/peeping tom charge in europe ie his home,  Laek Geneva is in the US, in Wisconsin.
 
2013-03-02 05:31:59 AM
The european lake Geneva is in France so I somewhat doubt it show up in a swiss newrag called the local.
 
2013-03-02 05:33:30 AM

brimed03: Guess the son wasn't too Quick.


He was too busy trying to get the perfect shot of a Swiss Miss's Lake Geneva Region
 
2013-03-02 05:51:46 AM

Mr. Shabooboo: I took my iPhone to the bathroom
On the Lake Geneva Shorline...


Some stupid with an iPhone, burned the place to the ground.
 
2013-03-02 05:52:25 AM

Maxor: ///Girls reputations were injured and they do deserve to be financially compensated for that.
////Don't make the guy a sex offender fine him what ever the cost would be for a trial and for minimum incarceration if he was found guilty, pay for the trial and give the girls the cost of the incarceration.


For starters, it's the internet.  Those videos are out there forever. Some companies and many schools would fire somebody if they discovered you have nekkid vids on porn sites. Some day their kids may see them, or their kids' friends. I think the damages are more serious than you realize .

And they can't get any real relief in civil court. What are his assets? This is why incarceration is appropriate.

Now the sex offender registry.  Was it a crime? Yes.  Was the motivation sexual? Yes. Were there victims who suffered harm?  Yes.  Is this the type of crime that is likely tied to some kind of motive that pretty obviously overrode common sense? Yes. Would warning others about his little hobby protect others from becoming victims? Yes

The victims face a lifetime of harm.  He should too.
 
2013-03-02 06:00:20 AM

Mitch Mitchell: Mr. Shabooboo: I took my iPhone to the bathroom
On the Lake Geneva Shorline...

That sounds like a felony to me.

Can you sing it in the key of B flat?


If she B flat, she not worth picture.
 
2013-03-02 06:17:19 AM
Some stupid with an Iphone
Made some porn and then was found.
 
2013-03-02 08:55:11 AM

Krieghund: RodneyToady: The son of an American executive at Nestlé in Switzerland faces felony charges in the US for secretly filming women in the Lake Geneva region

Is the "Lake Geneva" region a euphemism for "vagina?"

I guess it really is hard to rhyme a word with vagina.


I once knew a gal from North Carolina,
Who could load up ping pong balls in her vagina,
When they came shooting back out,
She left no doubt,
She had the best aim in all of Regina.
 
2013-03-02 10:18:38 AM

Maxor: This is going to be a mess, the a Euro rich kid tried for something that at home would have been a misdemeanor level slap on the wrist up on prudish felony level charges due to his tapping the girls he brought from college to party with unawares.  Even better is the fact one of them less than two years younger than him was a minor, so its big ugly federal charges.

To make things even more fun, he really won't have much sympathy anywhere because putting those pictures on the internet was a sleazy thing to do.

/I'm conflicted
//Kid really shouldn't have to have his named dragged internationally through the mud nor risk a long prison term
///Girls reputations were injured and they do deserve to be financially compensated for that.
////Don't make the guy a sex offender fine him what ever the cost would be for a trial and for minimum incarceration if he was found guilty, pay for the trial and give the girls the cost of the incarceration.


Dude. He's a douche. He would continue to be an entitled douche had he not farked up big time. Screw him to the wall, and good riddance. As for you, you are clearly also an ass. You believe he should be able to but his way out of trouble? Let me be clear, shoot yourself now. You are part of the problem. Seriously. Die.
 
2013-03-02 10:19:24 AM
Buy not but
 
2013-03-02 10:33:36 AM

cman: Should the sins of the son become the sins of the father?


2.bp.blogspot.com

Thinks you've got things backwards...
 
2013-03-02 10:46:59 AM

Maxor: The european lake Geneva is in France so I somewhat doubt it show up in a swiss newrag called the local.


Might want to brush up on your geography. It is bordered by both France and Switzerland.
 
2013-03-02 11:25:32 AM
img600.imageshack.us

That mutt still creeps me out.
 
2013-03-02 12:40:54 PM
www.homeworldbusiness.com

Rule 34 then?
 
2013-03-02 12:58:39 PM

MisterRonbo: Maxor: ///Girls reputations were injured and they do deserve to be financially compensated for that.
////Don't make the guy a sex offender fine him what ever the cost would be for a trial and for minimum incarceration if he was found guilty, pay for the trial and give the girls the cost of the incarceration.

For starters, it's the internet.  Those videos are out there forever. Some companies and many schools would fire somebody if they discovered you have nekkid vids on porn sites. Some day their kids may see them, or their kids' friends. I think the damages are more serious than you realize .

And they can't get any real relief in civil court. What are his assets? This is why incarceration is appropriate.

Now the sex offender registry.  Was it a crime? Yes.  Was the motivation sexual? Yes. Were there victims who suffered harm?  Yes.  Is this the type of crime that is likely tied to some kind of motive that pretty obviously overrode common sense? Yes. Would warning others about his little hobby protect others from becoming victims? Yes

The victims face a lifetime of harm.  He should too.


Considering that he would be facing a production and distribution of child pornography charge which is a 5 year minimum, and the price of a year in federal prison being $50,000 per year and the other misdemeanors which are probably misdemeanors of the first degree you are looking at a fund of around $133,000 per girl involved here.

That along with a court issued affidavit stating that the girls in question were the victims of a crime against their consent, The girls in question would have any halfway reasonable college loans paid for and likely a decent nest egg besides (down payment on a house, or a moderately priced car outright).  The victims would be protected from the sort of harm you describe and have a moderate lifetime of gain to compensate them for his victimization.

Why victimize all of society by making us pay for him to be incarcerated, and give him a stipend for the rest of his life due to his unemployable sex offender status, while he lives a life of relative ease based on assets held in others names that he is given use of.  Unless you have some other solution which doesn't hurt the population far more than the effects of the crime.

As to

I'll view the troll attempt as such


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laststarfighter: Maxor: The european lake Geneva is in France so I somewhat doubt it show up in a swiss newrag called the local.

Might want to brush up on your geography. It is bordered by both France and Switzerland.


France claims all navigable waterways within 12 nautical miles of their border under international law, as the 5th largest military in the world and the 3rd largest stockpile of nuclear weapons, their claim to the lake would override any claims by any Swiss canton.


Links to sentencing and cost of prison

http://www.famm.org/Repository/Files/0412%20An%20Introduction%20to%2 0C hild%20Pornography%20Sentencing.pdf
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incarceration_in_the_United_States
 
2013-03-02 03:18:56 PM
He should settle with his horse meat
 
2013-03-02 09:15:11 PM

Maxor: Considering that he would be facing a production and distribution of child pornography charge which is a 5 year minimum, and the price of a year in federal prison being $50,000 per year and the other misdemeanors which are probably misdemeanors of the first degree you are looking at a fund of around $133,000 per girl involved here.


He's a 19 year old in college.  You think he has that kind of money?  Or do you just like the idea of mommy and daddy being able to buy his way out of prison?
 
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