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(Buzzfeed)   Gum, black jellybeans, and Raisinettes seem like the type of candy that should be wiped off the planet forever, but the other sixteen are damned delicious   (buzzfeed.com) divider line 124
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2013-03-01 09:38:38 PM
Hey, I like raisinettes. Better than chocolate-covered peanuts.
 
2013-03-01 09:56:27 PM
BuzzFeed needs to be wiped off the planet.
 
2013-03-01 10:08:54 PM
Some of those are pretty good.  Pretty much anything with caramel is worth eating.

But circius peanuts and that disgusting peanut butter flavored taffy I see occasionally...those are conceived in hell.
 
2013-03-01 10:36:28 PM
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2013-03-01 10:41:39 PM
Screw you I like most of those.  I hate raisnettes mainly because I don't like raisins.  Love black jelly beans.  Altho, I do agree they don't belong in a bag with the fruity ones.
 
2013-03-01 10:42:58 PM
a rare buzzfeed fail.
 
2013-03-01 11:21:31 PM
I wouldn't miss any of them except for Junior Mints
 
2013-03-02 01:01:00 AM
3 Musketters?
Its no Snickers, but its still a damn fine candy bar. And has a long standing top spot among the best.
And I know I'm probably one of the weirdest people ever. But I dislike most everything with caramel.
 
2013-03-02 01:12:21 AM
Take away my black jelly beans and I will take a pair of heated-up pliers to your scrotum.
 
2013-03-02 01:20:59 AM
IF YOU USE ALL CAPS IT MAKES YOUR WHINY BULLSH*T MORE VALID
 
2013-03-02 01:23:39 AM
Rasinettes? Really subby? Maybe the name brand ones but try the Costco / Kirkland Signature ones and I guarantee you'll be impressed. Well, technically Costco guarantees it, but they are amazing.


@Buzzfeed, if you read any feedback: You need to quit with the one-sentence, ALL CAPS. It makes you sound like the special education kid who is way too excited be in the supermarket.
 
2013-03-02 01:26:29 AM
In reference to bubble gum "CANDY THAT YOU CAN'T EVEN EAT WTFFF "


why are we green lighting shiat like that? it's not an article, it's a farking tweet.
 
2013-03-02 01:30:12 AM

milsorgen:


THIS!
 
2013-03-02 03:15:53 AM
Best candy

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2013-03-02 04:55:30 AM
List fails without Circus Peanuts. That stuff is just packing foam.
 
2013-03-02 05:26:48 AM
Rolos are farking awesome! BURN THE HERETIC!
 
2013-03-02 05:26:53 AM
Your mom wan't on that list.  Does that mean I can get some of that sugar?
 
2013-03-02 05:28:42 AM
Terrible, even by Buzzfeed's standards.
 
2013-03-02 05:28:52 AM
I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL THE NEXT BUZZFEED LINK. I PREDICT IT WILL BE "THE 17 WORST 90'S FADS." EITHER THAT OR "HEY GUYS! DO YOU REMEMBER SAVED BY THE BELL? WHAT ABOUT SNICK?"
 
2013-03-02 05:29:58 AM
fark off buzzfeed
 
2013-03-02 05:30:56 AM
I got Buzzfeed spam linked in an email the other day. It was a link to some bad taxidermy list.

The author of this list doesn't know what the hell he's talking about.

What about:
a) butterscotch hard candy
b) gum by the foot
c) cinnamon hard candy
d) that weird green and red semi-hard jelly
e) Necco wafers
 
2013-03-02 05:31:22 AM
Pretty pathetic list. Besides, you haven't had bad candy until you've had this:

www.ptraveler.com

Salt licorice. People around here eat 'em like they're going out of style. Quite simply the most vile taste I have ever experienced, and I've eaten  lutefisk, so I know vile!
 
2013-03-02 05:31:39 AM
Lemonheads.  Cherryheads.  Grapeheads.  LEMONHEADS are the nectar of the farkin' GODS.  Change the name of that site of BUZZKILL.

Don't much care for the "Chewey Lemonheads and Friends" variety, but the REAL LEMONHEADS cannot be equaled.

What?  No Bite Sized Three Musketeers at Haloween?  Sacrilidge.  The HORROR OMG

Jr. Mints?  Who does not like Jr. Mints?  Author needs his head examined. 

I'll even go for a "bit o honey" once in a while....

Author is an idiot

Buzzkill indeed
 
2013-03-02 05:36:12 AM
I totally agree with the black jellybeans. YUK,
I disagree with the Dum Dums,
They have some great flavors, I just wish they were bigger.

/blueberry = YUM
//mystery flavor is fruit punch
 
2013-03-02 05:37:26 AM
stu1-1://mystery flavor is fruit punch the leftovers mixed together.

/everybody knows that
 
2013-03-02 05:40:58 AM

NeoBad: Lemonheads.  Cherryheads.  Grapeheads.  LEMONHEADS are the nectar of the farkin' GODS.  Change the name of that site of BUZZKILL.

Don't much care for the "Chewey Lemonheads and Friends" variety, but the REAL LEMONHEADS cannot be equaled.

What?  No Bite Sized Three Musketeers at Haloween?  Sacrilidge.  The HORROR OMG

Jr. Mints?  Who does not like Jr. Mints?  Author needs his head examined. 

I'll even go for a "bit o honey" once in a while....

Author is an idiot

Buzzkill indeed


I think i'm gonna go with "regularly abused on Halloweens during childhood" for this particular author.
 
2013-03-02 05:41:55 AM
NeoBad:

Author is an idiot

+1

ALL CAPS and weak content = FAIL
 
2013-03-02 05:42:16 AM
Black jellybeans taste like liquorice, and I like liquorice. I don't expect everyone to like it, but then I don't like cherry-flavoured anything - it tastes too artificial to me.
 
2013-03-02 05:43:35 AM

twomutts: Pretty pathetic list. Besides, you haven't had bad candy until you've had this:

[www.ptraveler.com image 500x375]

Salt licorice. People around here eat 'em like they're going out of style. Quite simply the most vile taste I have ever experienced, and I've eaten  lutefisk, so I know vile!


Good Christ, this.  I was in a movie theater in Stockholm with some Swedish friends and they handed me little pellets of salted licorice.  I tossed them in my mouth, gagged, and spat them out rat-a-tat like bullets into the theater aisle.  WTF, Scandinavia?
 
2013-03-02 05:47:11 AM

farkingismybusiness: stu1-1://mystery flavor is fruit punch the leftovers mixed together.

/everybody knows that


Like I said, "Fruit Punch"

My pet peeve: Jelly beans that are multi-colored but all taste like mint.
 
2013-03-02 05:49:00 AM
I could live without Raisenettes, the gum (that crap loses its flavor in 10 seconds anyway), Junior Mints (I just hate mint), Good and Plenty, and black jellybeans, but the rest of that stuff?  Damn tasty.  I like how their entire reason for Laffy Taffy was "OMG WRAPPURZ ARE HEART!"  Idiots...

/Writing off Runts for the bananas is blasphemy
//Anyone who doesn't still eat gummy bears limb by limb occasionally (picturing them screaming) has no soul
///Same goes for Teddy Grahams
 
2013-03-02 05:49:15 AM

Miss Stein: twomutts: Pretty pathetic list. Besides, you haven't had bad candy until you've had this:

[www.ptraveler.com image 500x375]

Salt licorice. People around here eat 'em like they're going out of style. Quite simply the most vile taste I have ever experienced, and I've eaten  lutefisk, so I know vile!

Good Christ, this.  I was in a movie theater in Stockholm with some Swedish friends and they handed me little pellets of salted licorice.  I tossed them in my mouth, gagged, and spat them out rat-a-tat like bullets into the theater aisle.  WTF, Scandinavia?


You're lucky you didn't catch Stockholm Syndrome.
 
2013-03-02 05:52:33 AM

thisispete: Black jellybeans taste like liquorice, and I like liquorice. I don't expect everyone to like it, but then I don't like cherry-flavoured anything - it tastes too artificial to me.


I hate liquorice, but my only real concern about black jellybeans is that I sometimes confuse one for a grape jellybean and have a horrible surprise.
 
2013-03-02 05:52:44 AM
WHAT?!? Milk Duds? Rollos??

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2013-03-02 05:53:06 AM
Good & Plenty sucks, but I like the rest of them.
 
2013-03-02 05:58:12 AM
'FAIL' is for dooshbags telling other folks what's good and what isn't. Fark that writer, right up the yingyang. Whiny biatchass pipsqueak. Tired of people who live in the land of plenty that don't appreciate all the wonderful blessings in their lives. Scumbag piece of shiat. There is way too many children of the world never get to have a piece of farking candy in their lives. Make me cry to think of it. Kids lives should be filled with happiness and candy.

EvilEgg: List fails without Circus Peanuts. That stuff is just packing foam.


I'll have you know that i'm in a loveless sexless sham of a marriage and although that woman lives to bring misery into my life she loves Circus Peanuts so you just back off bub. a man has to draw the line somewhere. i draw it at Circus Peanuts.
 
2013-03-02 06:02:07 AM
WTF Junior Mints, Rolos and Milk Duds are the best types of candy. Author must be a dentist or was beaten by one.
 
2013-03-02 06:04:29 AM

KrispyKritter: 'FAIL' is for dooshbags telling other folks what's good and what isn't. Fark that writer, right up the yingyang. Whiny biatchass pipsqueak. Tired of people who live in the land of plenty that don't appreciate all the wonderful blessings in their lives. Scumbag piece of shiat. There is way too many children of the world never get to have a piece of farking candy in their lives. Make me cry to think of it. Kids lives should be filled with happiness and candy.

EvilEgg: List fails without Circus Peanuts. That stuff is just packing foam.

I'll have you know that i'm in a loveless sexless sham of a marriage and although that woman lives to bring misery into my life she loves Circus Peanuts so you just back off bub. a man has to draw the line somewhere. i draw it at Circus Peanuts.


The only redeeming thing about liking Circus Peanuts is the crazy trades you can make on Halloween.  "I'll give you one mini Mars bar for your thirty packs of Circus Peanuts."
 
2013-03-02 06:07:49 AM
Wow. What a colostomy bag. All of those candies are great.
 
2013-03-02 06:09:14 AM
After looking up the authors of the list, it finally makes sense:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_AKA6pX5fi7c/S7yJHh2TIVI/AAAAAAAAakM/o1oQnS wa IJU/s1600/016.JPG 4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-02 06:10:50 AM

twomutts: Pretty pathetic list. Besides, you haven't had bad candy until you've had this:

[www.ptraveler.com image 500x375]

Salt licorice. People around here eat 'em like they're going out of style. Quite simply the most vile taste I have ever experienced, and I've eaten  lutefisk, so I know vile!


My mother loved that stuff. I tried one once. Without a doubt, the worst thing I've ever put in my mouth.
 
2013-03-02 06:13:17 AM

thisispete: Black jellybeans taste like liquorice, and I like liquorice. I don't expect everyone to like it, but then I don't like cherry-flavoured anything - it tastes too artificial to me.


You ever have black licorice ice cream? Food of the gods! (Just don't get a milkshake. The color will make you sick and the sugar rush will put you in a coma.)
 
2013-03-02 06:21:08 AM

AdolfOliverPanties: Take away my black jelly beans and I will take a pair of heated-up pliers to your scrotum.


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2013-03-02 06:26:17 AM
th55.photobucket.com

/oblig
//for me anyway
 
2013-03-02 06:30:46 AM
I haven't even had most of those, but Tootsie Pops are farking awesome.

And I'm not sure what their complaint about Rolos is. They're okay..
 
2013-03-02 06:42:12 AM
Wait, I thought Andy Rooney died a while back...
 
2013-03-02 06:51:06 AM

gopher321: Hey, I like raisinettes. Better than chocolate-covered peanuts.


This.
 
2013-03-02 07:08:11 AM
I agree with the Junior Mints and the Milk Duds - Mint food tastes like eating toothpaste, and malt flavor tastes like carbonated cardboard. The rest I don't give a fark about, but I think regular licorice should be on there, like Twizzlers - it's like eating plastic.
 
2013-03-02 07:10:54 AM
No Featured Partner tag?
 
2013-03-02 07:11:00 AM
Raisonettes are yummy. Raisonettes will never go away because: MOM GUILT- it's the one movie theater candy that moms can try to justify to themselves as being a little healthy for kids.

Also black licorice jelly beans are very popular to those who like the taste of Anise. I can't eat normal licorice because it has wheat in it but sometimes the black jellybeans are gluten free so extra bonus for them to exist.
 
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