NeoBad: Lemonheads. Cherryheads. Grapeheads. LEMONHEADS are the nectar of the farkin' GODS. Change the name of that site of BUZZKILL.Don't much care for the "Chewey Lemonheads and Friends" variety, but the REAL LEMONHEADS cannot be equaled.What? No Bite Sized Three Musketeers at Haloween? Sacrilidge. The HORROR OMGJr. Mints? Who does not like Jr. Mints? Author needs his head examined. I'll even go for a "bit o honey" once in a while....Author is an idiotBuzzkill indeed
twomutts: Pretty pathetic list. Besides, you haven't had bad candy until you've had this:[www.ptraveler.com image 500x375]Salt licorice. People around here eat 'em like they're going out of style. Quite simply the most vile taste I have ever experienced, and I've eaten lutefisk, so I know vile!
farkingismybusiness: stu1-1://mystery flavor is fruit punch the leftovers mixed together./everybody knows that
Miss Stein: twomutts: Pretty pathetic list. Besides, you haven't had bad candy until you've had this:[www.ptraveler.com image 500x375]Salt licorice. People around here eat 'em like they're going out of style. Quite simply the most vile taste I have ever experienced, and I've eaten lutefisk, so I know vile!Good Christ, this. I was in a movie theater in Stockholm with some Swedish friends and they handed me little pellets of salted licorice. I tossed them in my mouth, gagged, and spat them out rat-a-tat like bullets into the theater aisle. WTF, Scandinavia?
thisispete: Black jellybeans taste like liquorice, and I like liquorice. I don't expect everyone to like it, but then I don't like cherry-flavoured anything - it tastes too artificial to me.
EvilEgg: List fails without Circus Peanuts. That stuff is just packing foam.
KrispyKritter: 'FAIL' is for dooshbags telling other folks what's good and what isn't. Fark that writer, right up the yingyang. Whiny biatchass pipsqueak. Tired of people who live in the land of plenty that don't appreciate all the wonderful blessings in their lives. Scumbag piece of shiat. There is way too many children of the world never get to have a piece of farking candy in their lives. Make me cry to think of it. Kids lives should be filled with happiness and candy.EvilEgg: List fails without Circus Peanuts. That stuff is just packing foam.I'll have you know that i'm in a loveless sexless sham of a marriage and although that woman lives to bring misery into my life she loves Circus Peanuts so you just back off bub. a man has to draw the line somewhere. i draw it at Circus Peanuts.
AdolfOliverPanties: Take away my black jelly beans and I will take a pair of heated-up pliers to your scrotum.
gopher321: Hey, I like raisinettes. Better than chocolate-covered peanuts.
Candygram for Mongo: /oblig//for me anyway
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