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(Daily Mail)   Police Chief suspended without pay after posting on Facebook what appears to be a drunken photo with a gun-toting woman. Either there's a pistol in her pocket or she's just happy to see him   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 75
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2013-03-02 01:19:03 AM  
Well the good news is he's a progressive Police Chief who likes hanging with transsexuals.

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-03-02 01:20:36 AM  
You know, at some point all of the embarrassing things the rest of us have done will catch up with us.  And on that day we will all be unemployable.
 
2013-03-02 01:22:23 AM  
Google failed to yield what I was expecting from- "ann coulter illegitimate child "
 
2013-03-02 01:22:57 AM  
Uncle?
 
2013-03-02 01:23:58 AM  
"Keller said the experience is a cautionary tale."...hehehe
 
2013-03-02 01:24:43 AM  
Terrrrrrrible trigger discipline. Drunks & guns: good country album title; bad idea.
 
2013-03-02 01:25:48 AM  
That's the chief? Dayum. Looks like one of the dumb local officers from Super Troopers.
 
2013-03-02 01:27:22 AM  
"Keller has filed a complaint with the state police that someone had hacked his Facebook" - If the State Police determine that this is a false statement, will they arrest him?
 
2013-03-02 01:29:32 AM  
Non-issue.  Rescind the suspension and let's move along.
 
2013-03-02 01:30:27 AM  

JasonOfOrillia: You know, at some point all of the embarrassing things the rest of us have done will catch up with us.  And on that day we will all be unemployable.


dilbert.com
 
2013-03-02 01:31:46 AM  
Ok I admit it... it was me.

His password is 12345.
 
2013-03-02 01:32:00 AM  
Girls with guns thread?

airbornecombatengineer.typepad.com
 
2013-03-02 01:32:30 AM  

belhade: That's the chief? Dayum. Looks like one of the dumb local officers from Super Troopers.


Do we sell litera colas?
 
2013-03-02 01:33:57 AM  
Is that a real gun in her hand, or a toy?
 
2013-03-02 01:34:51 AM  
"Bro, you will take that tequila shot or I will hereby arrest you for being a pussy ass motherfarker"
 
2013-03-02 01:35:00 AM  
A breach of professionalism indeed.

He is a civil servant. What he does affects the lives of everyone. However, there are much better reasons to suspend someone for lack of professionalism. This is a bit much for what he did.

He didnt drop the N-Bomb, he didnt say the word "fark" on TV, he didnt even pull a Mel Gibson. This is excessive.
 
2013-03-02 01:38:13 AM  
Looks like he's also got a handful of "tranny cooter".
 
2013-03-02 01:39:02 AM  
 
2013-03-02 01:39:45 AM  

log_jammin: "We've been having trouble with Tom before on certain matters." - See more at: http://www.dailyamerican.com/da-ot-confluence-chief-resigns-over-face b ook-photo-20130301,0,470222.story#sthash.PPfdjSRX.dpuf "We've been having trouble with Tom before on certain matters"
"We've been having trouble with Tom before on certain matters." - See more at: http://www.dailyamerican.com/da-ot-confluence-chief-resigns-over-face b ook-photo-20130301,0,470222.story#sthash.PPfdjSRX.dpuf"We've been having trouble with Tom before on certain matters." - See more at: http://www.dailyamerican.com/da-ot-confluence-chief-resigns-over-face b ook-photo-20130301,0,470222.story#sthash.PPfdjSRX.dpuf


WTF?

weird...
 
2013-03-02 01:45:28 AM  
And ... Gone.
Not really surprising as Confluence PA is a small town that makes it's money from tourism.
 
2013-03-02 01:45:37 AM  

blottoman: Girls with guns thread?

[airbornecombatengineer.typepad.com image 460x574]


The cut of your jib, sir, es bueno.

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-02 01:49:30 AM  
What do you want to bet that she was one of his "prior arrests"?
 
2013-03-02 01:52:28 AM  
Looks like this started out as a vendetta on Topix. Check out the comments here.
 
2013-03-02 01:53:19 AM  

Tsar_Bomba1: Ok I admit it... it was me.

His password is 12345.


That's amazing I've got the same combination on my luggage!

denverflowers.us

/Prepare Spaceball One for immediate departure!
//And change the combination on my luggage!
 
2013-03-02 01:53:32 AM  
His/her or whatever's ass is not a nine.

Nice wedding band buddy.
 
2013-03-02 01:53:48 AM  
Look at this link:
http://www.forbes.com/sites/jeffbercovici/2013/02/28/buzzfeed-using-f e atured-partner-links-on-fark-to-drive-traffic-to-its-native-ads/">htt p://www.forbes.com/sites/jeffbercovici/2013/02/28/buzzfeed-using-fe atured-partner-links-on-fark-to-drive-traffic-to-its-native-ads/

And then this link:
http://www.almondmilkwiki.com/buzzfeed-using-featured-partner-links-o n -fark-to-drive-traffic-to-its-native-ads-forbes/">http://www.almondmi lkwiki.com/buzzfeed-using-featured-partner-links-on -fark-to-drive-traffic-to-its-native-ads-forbes/

What the hell has happened to fark?  The advertisers aren't even trying anymore.  Did they load up the shiattiest thesaurus program possible and just generate a random story based on the original?
 
2013-03-02 02:02:41 AM  

BrotherEarth: And ... Gone.
Not really surprising as Confluence PA is a small town that makes it's money from tourism.


yeah just checked the original CBS article. the chief resigned.

i agree that tourism is the main reason the shiat hit the fan. bad publicity for a small tourist town.

imagine if public shaming actually worked in bigger cities. one can dream.
 
2013-03-02 02:03:18 AM  
BrotherEarth:
Not really surprising as Confluence PA is a small town that makes it's money from tourism.

Yup, went there last summer. Pretty representative photo of some of the population around there, it's borderline Appalachia. Great hiking/biking trails though. I can't believe there's even a police dept. in Confluence, it's so small.
 
2013-03-02 02:10:47 AM  
I wouldn't trust that dude to HVAC work in my home, nevermind with the local monopoly on violent coercion.
 
2013-03-02 02:12:22 AM  
Pretty sure this is his Asian gun packing other wife i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-02 02:23:06 AM  

cman: A breach of professionalism indeed.


Not sure how professional someone needs to be when off duty and in the privacy of their home. Unless those were service-issue weapons, I don't see any problem at all.
 
2013-03-02 02:23:15 AM  

new_york_monty: blottoman: Girls with guns thread?

[airbornecombatengineer.typepad.com image 460x574]

The cut of your jib, sir, es bueno.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]


Ooh! I wanna play!

25.media.tumblr.com
i47.tinypic.com
 
2013-03-02 02:23:29 AM  

wallywam1: belhade: That's the chief? Dayum. Looks like one of the dumb local officers from Super Troopers.

Do we sell litera colas?


Wonder if he makes her call it "Car Ramrod"?
 
2013-03-02 02:25:59 AM  
Look like a hick on Facebook- Suspended without pay.

Spray two trucks, containing innocent civilians inside, with dozens of bullets- meh.
 
2013-03-02 02:28:16 AM  
This guy was such a cowboy that police officers from neighboring towns refused to respond to mutual aid calls  Four Years Ago.
 
2013-03-02 02:30:52 AM  
www.tvgasm.com
 
2013-03-02 02:35:44 AM  

Jaykzo: Look like a hick on Facebook- Suspended without pay.

Spray two trucks, containing innocent civilians inside, with dozens of bullets- meh.


Or shoot an unarmed, fleeing suspect in the back.
 
2013-03-02 02:41:42 AM  

fusillade762: new_york_monty: blottoman: Girls with guns thread?

[airbornecombatengineer.typepad.com image 460x574]

The cut of your jib, sir, es bueno.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]

Ooh! I wanna play!

[25.media.tumblr.com image 701x701]
[i47.tinypic.com image 420x600]


And here's a little old-timey NSFW girls with guns:

http://24.media.tumblr.com/74d00c9f50631a91da6ee4ab041f308f/tumblr_m it 0e5lTwi1ra75yeo1_250.jpg
 
2013-03-02 02:44:36 AM  
And this young lady can screw on my silencer any time!

Borderline NSFW

http://sexygungirls.tumblr.com/image/44340432061
 
2013-03-02 02:50:39 AM  
The oligarchical collectivist police state needs to maintain an air of legitimacy.
 
2013-03-02 02:51:35 AM  
You sure that's a woman?
 
2013-03-02 02:53:34 AM  

zeio: The oligarchical collectivist police state

  needs to maintain an air of legitimacy.

It's hard to consider a small town with 800 residents and one cop an "oligarchical collectivist police state", but please proceed.
 
2013-03-02 03:03:00 AM  

The Southern Dandy: You sure that's a woman?


Oh! Yeah, that's just my girl penis...

i.imgur.com


Link
 
2013-03-02 03:04:16 AM  
www.jrj-socrates.com

Separated at birth?
 
2013-03-02 03:09:38 AM  

BrotherEarth: please proceed


That phrase really only works for Obama.
 
2013-03-02 03:10:25 AM  
It starts when they're young. The prepubescent girl gets her hands around the cold hard steel of a pistol and it gets in her. The metaphoric love of a gun--you pervert--not that. Something about the way the thing explodes, recoiling in her hands as she squeezes it slowly, titillates her.

25.media.tumblr.com

As she grows a little older, and the feeling between her legs begins to make sense, she keeps her pistol close at hand. Even at the beach, her little piece is seldom far from reach:

25.media.tumblr.com

Even when she's drinking, she'll be sure to load for bear:

25.media.tumblr.com

And after a few too many, she'll return to more private environs, and Lindsay will show her little friend how much he means to her:

24.media.tumblr.com

And when her little friend finishes prematurely, not a single fark will be given.
 
2013-03-02 03:14:43 AM  
So he was breaking the law? How?
He "appears" to be drunk. Maybe on St. Patrick's day, that would be indicated by a green shirt. He might look stupid, though.
But when was that cause for suspension.
If somebody poses for a gun porn photo, after carefully clearing their weapon, that is NOT a violation of gun safety.
If they know how to clear their weapon properly. Here I have to cite all the Glock using cops that have an accidental discharge while trying to clean/clear their weapon, because, if I recall, you have to pull the trigger as part of the disassembly procedure. If done properly, this is called "dry firing". If done improperly, it's called "written reprimand". or Accidental Homicide. Or "quickie divorce".
But posing for a photo in bad taste is not a crime. And neither is posting in bad taste, luckily for most Fark members, including myself.
 
2013-03-02 03:16:20 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: cman: A breach of professionalism indeed.

Not sure how professional someone needs to be when off duty and in the privacy of their home. Unless those were service-issue weapons, I don't see any problem at all.


right you are. what screwed him was the photo image appearing on the internet. what was private went public.

come Monday he will start putting in applications as law enforcement in another county. trained experienced police are valued by PD's and he will be back on a payroll in short time.
 
2013-03-02 03:16:58 AM  
That dude is a badass. You can tell by the tattoo.
 
2013-03-02 04:04:34 AM  

Acharne: [www.tvgasm.com image 500x363]


(Helen Mirren with an MP5)

CSB:  My g/f and I saw the trailer for that.  We turned to each other and I said, "We have to see that."  We then both said, simultaneously, "Helen Mirren with a machine gun!" and fist-bumped.  GMTA.  (The other patrons at the Somerville Theater must have thought we were really odd.)

Bonzo_1116: Terrrrrrrible trigger discipline. Drunks & guns: good country album title; bad idea.


Not to mention, waistband carry like that is a good way to shoot yourself in the crotch or the foot.  Get a proper holster, even a cheap one.
 
2013-03-02 04:38:16 AM  

farkingismybusiness: That dude is a badass. You can tell by the tattoo.


That's a tattoo? I thought his forearm was on fire.
 
2013-03-02 05:06:01 AM  
So that is a policeman, huh? Around here that's what criminals look like.
 
2013-03-02 05:14:32 AM  
The woman needs to get her booger-snatcher OFF the bang switch ASAP
 
2013-03-02 05:39:45 AM  
Wow. And here I thought hacking was about exploring programmable systems, not just right clicking and saving an image, or doing a print screen, and posting it online to embarrass someone. I must be doing it wrong.
 
2013-03-02 05:56:21 AM  

Yes this is dog: [www.jrj-socrates.com image 223x300]

Separated at birth?


s4.postimage.org
 
2013-03-02 07:16:31 AM  
Whoa! That guys arm is on fire!
 
2013-03-02 07:24:05 AM  

Alex Broughton Butt Chugger: Nice wedding band buddy.


Well, he does state in another article the he's posing with his wife.
 
2013-03-02 07:39:38 AM  

Rapmaster2000: Whoa! That guys arm is on fire!


It looks pretty fast though.
 
2013-03-02 07:45:17 AM  

BrotherEarth: This guy was such a cowboy that police officers from neighboring towns refused to respond to mutual aid calls  Four Years Ago.


Lots of douches in that article.... And its one neighboring police department only... Which used to get paid to cover this city (before they hired this dbag)
 
2013-03-02 07:50:30 AM  
 
2013-03-02 08:16:40 AM  

TommyDeuce: Girls with guns thread?


www.bonzerwolf.com

I bet that makes her moist.
 
2013-03-02 08:55:11 AM  
Small towns are weird. And vindictive.

And I suspect this one is comprised mostly of trailer parks.
 
2013-03-02 09:01:20 AM  

farkingismybusiness: That dude is a badass. You can tell by the tattoo.



     cant stop laughing at this..
 
2013-03-02 09:11:29 AM  

BikerRay: Alex Broughton Butt Chugger: Nice wedding band buddy.

Well, he does state in another article the he's posing with his wife.


Ok. If true, eww. I feel slightly bad for him now. And if true, I'm really not seeing the problem. If the guns are unloaded, whatever. It's stupid, and can encourage more stupidity, it's unprofessional, sure. But if he isn't out shoving guns in random tranny strippers, whatever. Seemed to me that was the dumbest part. Marrying ... that ... shows bad judgment as well, but maybe it looked different years ago. Maybe they deserve each other.
 
2013-03-02 09:24:48 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

Rule #1: First check the suspect for weapons.
 
2013-03-02 09:58:08 AM  
That looks like a classy feller right there. why i'd be glad to have him as my police chief!
 
2013-03-02 10:20:07 AM  
I'm surprised they had time to step away from watching the Daytona 500 to take that pic.
 
2013-03-02 10:31:54 AM  
     I would be curious to know if,in intimate moments....he calls her Barney.
 
2013-03-02 10:39:56 AM  

geekbikerskum: Acharne: [www.tvgasm.com image 500x363]

(Helen Mirren with an MP5)

CSB: My g/f and I saw the trailer for that. We turned to each other and I said, "We have to see that." We then both said, simultaneously, "Helen Mirren with a machine gun!" and fist-bumped. GMTA. (The other patrons at the Somerville Theater must have thought we were really odd.)


She still looks pretty damn good

www.truthinaging.com

/not as much from other angles
//but stil
 
2013-03-02 12:10:01 PM  
When I was growing up girls weren't allowed to play with guns. The way it should be.
Lawn, off.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=aMqd5EQXD-g&feature=endscreen
 
2013-03-02 12:52:50 PM  

BrotherEarth: And ... Gone.
Not really surprising as Confluence PA is a small town that makes it's money from tourism.


A town of 834 people can't have many choices for police chief.  OTOH, they can probably afford to go without one for quite a while.
 
2013-03-02 03:02:50 PM  

sethen320: Look at this link:
http://www.forbes.com/sites/jeffbercovici/2013/02/28/buzzfeed-using-f e atured-partner-links-on-fark-to-drive-traffic-to-its-native-ads/">htt p://www.forbes.com/sites/jeffbercovici/2013/02/28/buzzfeed-using-fe atured-partner-links-on-fark-to-drive-traffic-to-its-native-ads/

And then this link:
http://www.almondmilkwiki.com/buzzfeed-using-featured-partner-links-o n -fark-to-drive-traffic-to-its-native-ads-forbes/">http://www.almondmi lkwiki.com/buzzfeed-using-featured-partner-links-on -fark-to-drive-traffic-to-its-native-ads-forbes/

What the hell has happened to fark?  The advertisers aren't even trying anymore.  Did they load up the shiattiest thesaurus program possible and just generate a random story based on the original?


It looks to me that the second one- the 3rd rate blog- was a posting of a translation of a translation. i.e. someone used a computer to translate the Forbes article to another language, then the blog picked up the translation and translated it back using another computer translator.

Regardless, what does it have to do with fark? The first article was a Forbes piece commenting on Fark's new thing, and the second was some shiatty blog reposting the forbes article after shoving it through multiple translators.
 
2013-03-02 04:36:03 PM  
A cop gets suspended WITHOUT pay? That doesn't happen often.

'Scuse me. Gotta buy a lotto ticket, it appears that there's an Infinite Improbability Drive being used nearby.
 
2013-03-02 10:49:52 PM  
That pistol his wife is holding cannot be any larger than a pellet gun, look at the barrel size.   Probably a watergun at most.  The other one would shoot her clit off worst case.   dumbasses either way.    That's why I don't have any social media accounts as much as my SIL tells me I have to.
 
2013-03-03 02:53:03 AM  

CruiserTwelve: farkingismybusiness: That dude is a badass. You can tell by the tattoo.

That's a tattoo? I thought his forearm was on fire.


She gave him that rash.
 
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