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(Connecticut Post)   I didn't get an invite to your wedding? That's a bomb threat   (ctpost.com) divider line 29
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2013-03-01 09:51:57 PM
If I don't get an invite I am ever so happy I saved $200
 
2013-03-01 10:44:42 PM
I would love to stop getting wedding invitations.
 
2013-03-01 11:18:10 PM
I'm old enough now to get second marriage invites.
 
2013-03-01 11:18:28 PM
"I am sorry. I didn't mean it," police said Burden told them.


Gotta be more attractive to pull that off sweetheart.
 
2013-03-01 11:24:19 PM
More proof that women are farking nuts.
 
2013-03-01 11:27:54 PM
she shouldn't work in a hospital but she should be hospitalized
 
2013-03-01 11:28:57 PM

Mugato: I would love to stop getting wedding invitations.


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2013-03-01 11:36:19 PM
I got an invite to your wedding? That's a bomb threat.

Fixed that for me.
 
2013-03-01 11:41:13 PM
While searching for a pic of a proper response to not being invited to a wedding, I found this:

fc02.deviantart.net

which was surprisingly fitting.
 
2013-03-01 11:44:43 PM
Most women just have sex with the new husband in situations like that.
 
2013-03-01 11:49:41 PM
"The student whose name was on the letter was subsequently suspended from the school. However, police said they later determined she had not written the letter."

I hope the school made restitution for the knee jerk suspension. How stupid are they that they assume a bomber is gonna sign their real name to a bomb?
 
2013-03-01 11:57:52 PM

skinink: "The student whose name was on the letter was subsequently suspended from the school. However, police said they later determined she had not written the letter."

I hope the school made restitution for the knee jerk suspension. How stupid are they that they assume a bomber is gonna sign their real name to a bomb?


"Well, it must be you! After all, it has YOUR name on it!"

Yeah, I know. The administrator who was responsible was pretty stupid.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-03-01 11:58:24 PM

Dr.Zom: I'm old enough now to get second marriage invites.


Where it gets REALLY uncomfortable is when they start inviting you to the honeymoon......
 
2013-03-02 12:16:13 AM

Mugato: I would love to stop getting wedding invitations.


My shady side of my family just say fark and go to the reception for the free booze  and skip the wedding
/I might just end up being one of those in the end
 
2013-03-02 12:19:03 AM

skinink: "The student whose name was on the letter was subsequently suspended from the school. However, police said they later determined she had not written the letter."

I hope the school made restitution for the knee jerk suspension. How stupid are they that they assume a bomber is gonna sign their real name to a bomb?


Because bombers are never after attention and always conceal their identity.
 
2013-03-02 12:43:39 AM
Bomb threats from a girly.

Like she has the slightest idea how to build one.

C4 is a bra size to the sheilas.
 
2013-03-02 01:55:28 AM
Using "invite" to mean "invitation"?  That's a bomb threat
 
2013-03-02 01:57:12 AM
I wonder why she wasn't invited in the first place.  She seems so nice and all.
 
2013-03-02 02:16:54 AM

Great clown Pagliacci's pick-me-up: While searching for a pic of a proper response to not being invited to a wedding, I found this:

[fc02.deviantart.net image 511x765]

which was surprisingly fitting.


I have the weirdest boner right now.
 
2013-03-02 02:48:19 AM
There's plenty o people who wish they weren't invited to their wedding.
 
2013-03-02 05:11:13 AM
collider.com
 
2013-03-02 05:22:49 AM
Who the fark WANTS to go to a wedding?
 
2013-03-02 05:42:41 AM

gerbilpox: Great clown Pagliacci's pick-me-up: While searching for a pic of a proper response to not being invited to a wedding, I found this:

[fc02.deviantart.net image 511x765]

which was surprisingly fitting.

I have the weirdest boner right now.


What's so weird about it?
 
2013-03-02 06:23:50 AM

The Southern Dandy: Who the fark WANTS to go to a wedding?


My wife.  Always.  Them and baby showers.

If I was required to go the baby showers, it would end in divorce.  That is the sort of thing you don't find out before you're hitched.
 
2013-03-02 07:38:35 AM

The Southern Dandy: Who the fark WANTS to go to a wedding?


Single guys who would take advantage of the bride's friend who is drunk and at a vulnerable moment of low self-esteem.

So, basically, me.
 
2013-03-02 10:06:35 AM
So, is she single?
 
2013-03-02 10:16:09 AM
I'm going to my sister's wedding...after that, I couldn't care less until my kids grow up. I wish more people kept weddings to close friends and family.
 
2013-03-02 01:00:34 PM
Well, at least this nut won't be caring for anyone's grandma.
 
2013-03-02 06:12:30 PM

The Southern Dandy: Who the fark WANTS to go to a wedding?


static.igossip.com and funerals.
 
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