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(Des Moines Register)   "...and I would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for those meddling snow pants"   (desmoinesregister.com) divider line 9
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2013-03-01 09:25:10 PM  
The moon boots probably didn't help either.
 
2013-03-01 10:39:06 PM  
Now if the story had actually involved a great-Dane and a skinny hippie, then it would have been way funnier.

1 out of 5 for laugh value.
 
2013-03-01 10:42:53 PM  
He remains in the Polk County Jail on a $12,104 bond.

What and oddly specific amount.  Is the 'writer' of TFA just having some fun or did they actually issue a bond for such an odd amount.
 
2013-03-01 11:33:30 PM  
in warmer weather it would have been pants worn homie style that slowed him down. you're getting too old for that kind of shiat, fella. straighten up and fly right. get a job.
 
2013-03-02 12:06:57 AM  
And that snow pants-laden burglar went on to become the leader of Martin and the Thicklens.
 
2013-03-02 12:10:14 AM  
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2013-03-02 12:54:50 AM  

KrispyKritter: In warmer weather it would have been pants worn homie style that slowed him down.


Yeah, I don't understand why that is a "style" especially among so many people who are criminals.

Jut saw an episode of COPS this morning where they stop a guy for riding a bicycle at night without a light.

My guess is the cops would have searched him and found his gun, crack and pot (both in nearly microscopic amounts) anyway but instead he threw the bike at the cops and ran.

The cops got him about 2 houses down with his pants around his ankles, cuffed him and threw him in the car pantsless.

His grandmother shows up and starts chewing him out and he starts blaming it on "those racist cops". Fark: One of the cops was black.

So he goes from possibly a verbal warning about putting a light on his bike if he's going to ride at night to several felonies and a resisting charge.
 
2013-03-02 02:34:18 AM  

Happy Hours: KrispyKritter: In warmer weather it would have been pants worn homie style that slowed him down.

Yeah, I don't understand why that is a "style" especially among so many people who are criminals.


I don't know if this is true, but I've heard the style's called "jailin'", and it's based on how pants are worn in jail, where they don't let you have belts.

In my less-lawn-posessive days, you'd be laughed out of town for having your undies show that much. Funny to see today's wanna-be-thugs looking like idiots.
 
2013-03-02 10:44:32 AM  
There's Haha!

Then there's OMFG, HAHAHAHA

/loser
 
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