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(Daily Mail)   Beyonce's shoes are made of anaconda, stingray, crocodile, and ostrich. But you should see her daughter's loafers, former gophers. It was either that or skin their chauffeurs   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 96
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2013-03-02 09:32:55 AM
Ha ha ha those dummies bought a bombardier....so tacky!
 
2013-03-02 09:41:04 AM
None of those are endangered species, but, depending on how the animal was harvested, it may have only been used for the pelts/skin/scales/etc, which is severely irresponsible. Use the whole animal or let it live.
 
2013-03-02 09:54:30 AM

AcesFull: dryknife: The barstools on Aristotle Onassis's yacht were covered in whale foreskin.


      cool bar snacks too....otter noses,ocelot spleens,lark tongues..


... Wrens' livers. Chaffinch brains. Jaguars' earlobes. Wolf nipple chips...
 
2013-03-02 10:04:13 AM

PC LOAD LETTER: None of those are endangered species, but, depending on how the animal was harvested, it may have only been used for the pelts/skin/scales/etc, which is severely irresponsible. Use the whole animal or let it live.


Who gives a shiat, none of those animals are particularly useful.
 
2013-03-02 10:04:50 AM
Kyosuke:
... Wrens' livers. Chaffinch brains. Jaguars' earlobes. Wolf nipple chips...

Get 'em while they're hot, they're lovely.
 
2013-03-02 10:05:40 AM

lilplatinum: PC LOAD LETTER: None of those are endangered species, but, depending on how the animal was harvested, it may have only been used for the pelts/skin/scales/etc, which is severely irresponsible. Use the whole animal or let it live.

Who gives a shiat, none of those animals are particularly useful.


Whatever do you mean?  Stingrays are awesome for tourism!
i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-02 10:15:21 AM
Beyonce is a vapid, egotistical media whore?  Color me shocked!
 
2013-03-02 10:19:45 AM

God-is-a-Taco: Christ, the rich really do have terrible taste.
It's like all the things that make sense are already taken by the peasants and their whole "rationality" thing.


Heh, go the the trailer park or ghetto. Poor folks can be awfully tacky if they get a hold of shiny objects. Good taste really has little to do with status.
 
2013-03-02 10:23:11 AM

DubyaHater: Another article attempting to generate disdain towards the wealthy. So she has a pair of ugly sneakers that would cost me two months salary. There's no reason to get angry about what the shoes are made of though. I have couches, shoes and belts made from cow hide.  As long as the animals aren't endangered species, there's no reason to be angry. Some people have enough money to eat for the week while others have enough money to buy $3 million watches. Life is a biatch sometimes.


With a handle like that, you would think that you'd be vengeful towards those who horde their wealth.  Instead, you're just a standard liberal hypocrite who abhors those who make an honest buck and provide employment to many while lauding the douchebaggery of the hollywood elite who provide no charitable wealth to the less fortunate and frown upon those who didn't vote for Obama.  You sir are a disgrace to the species.
 
2013-03-02 10:23:39 AM

God-is-a-Taco: Christ, the rich really do have terrible taste.
It's like all the things that make sense are already taken by the peasants and their whole "rationality" thing.


   Wow!...that just puts the whole peasant hunting thing in a new perspective....
 
2013-03-02 10:25:26 AM

BumpInTheNight: lilplatinum: PC LOAD LETTER: None of those are endangered species, but, depending on how the animal was harvested, it may have only been used for the pelts/skin/scales/etc, which is severely irresponsible. Use the whole animal or let it live.

Who gives a shiat, none of those animals are particularly useful.

Whatever do you mean?  Stingrays are awesome for tourism!

i.imgur.com

I love the two older women off the side in that picture. You can just hear them laughing and saying "Young biatches"

But anyway, there is a lot of jealousy being thrown around in this thread.
 
2013-03-02 10:25:46 AM
Yeah, ive only heard it called a pacifier or a binky. I only know that its called a dummy in england because of a prior fark thread.
 
2013-03-02 10:41:43 AM

Great Janitor: New business venture: stupid jewel encrusted crap for rich people to buy.  First product: glue cheap ass rhinestones and cubic zarconians to a pair of Walmart brand sneakers and charge $13,000.


Thats an old buisness venture, and you can already buy those shoes at walmart for $70

This is why the BeDazzler exists, so poor people can make crap look "classy"

See, you got that "winning the lottery" thinking going on, instead of trying to make a windfall from a rich person, you need to be trying to nickel and dime a bunch of poor people instead. It's a much more sustainable proposition
 
2013-03-02 10:46:00 AM
I don't really care what rich people do with their money, provided they're not using it to try and buy elections.  If a couple of celebrities want to buy tacky shiat for themselves and their spawnling, what do I care?  I'd probably buy a lot of tacky shiat too if I had that kind of money.  That's what you do with obscene amounts of money.  You can't take it with you when you go, so you might as well have a good time spending it while you can.
 
2013-03-02 10:47:00 AM
Anaconda don't want none
 
2013-03-02 10:52:39 AM
     I have a sweet honey badger scarf...It only cost me three fingers and an eye.
 
2013-03-02 10:53:36 AM
It's funny that it's portrayed that Beyonce is buying Jay-Z all this stuff when he's the one who's about thatclose to being a billionaire.  She's not the one with the clothing line that's all over the place or who's the partial owner of a NBA team.  Oh, wait, she's pretty and sings songs British people like, my bad.
 
2013-03-02 10:56:53 AM

Jack_Knopf: Wealthy liberals crack me up. They are so conflicted.


People should be conflicted. There is no greater evil on this planet than the man who is 100% sure of himself.
Indeed, evil people share one universal characteristic - they think life is simple, and they've got it ALL figured out.
 
2013-03-02 10:58:26 AM

AcesFull: I have a sweet honey badger scarf...It only cost me three fingers and an eye.


a.espncdn.com

Damn that is impressive. What did you use to catch him? Kush?
 
2013-03-02 11:01:50 AM
i1125.photobucket.com
SURPRIZE BUTTSECKS!
/Crikey.
 
2013-03-02 11:05:09 AM

SithLord: DubyaHater: Another article attempting to generate disdain towards the wealthy. So she has a pair of ugly sneakers that would cost me two months salary. There's no reason to get angry about what the shoes are made of though. I have couches, shoes and belts made from cow hide.  As long as the animals aren't endangered species, there's no reason to be angry. Some people have enough money to eat for the week while others have enough money to buy $3 million watches. Life is a biatch sometimes.

With a handle like that, you would think that you'd be vengeful towards those who horde their wealth.  Instead, you're just a standard liberal hypocrite who abhors those who make an honest buck and provide employment to many while lauding the douchebaggery of the hollywood elite who provide no charitable wealth to the less fortunate and frown upon those who didn't vote for Obama.  You sir are a disgrace to the species.




Wut? Music production and movie production provide jobs for many people, right down to the poor schlub who wipes Beyonce's ass during her awful music videos. You realize that during the credits of movies, those are actual humans getting credit for production, right? Hell, someone was paid to design and develop those hideous shoes.
As far as Beyonce's shoes, those are pretty low on the scale of environmental destruction. Of course, I wish it didn't happen, but we all cause environmental destruction......the energy generated for your home, the energy generated for your car, the water wasted to run your dishwasher, washing machine and flush your toilet. The ecosystem disrupted to build housing developments or the apartment complex you live in. What about the ecological destruction so we can have beef, tuna and chicken. We don't need to eat the amount of meat we consume, we choose to because we enjoy it. Hell, I guarantee not all of us on Fark even recycle.
We could all live more simply, but we choose not to. We live up to the means our wealth allows us to. We chastise the wealthy, mostly because of jealously, because we don't have the means to live up to their level. I'm not white-knighting Beyonce, I just get the sense there is more jealously than contempt for their actions.
 
2013-03-02 11:06:07 AM

ongbok: AcesFull: I have a sweet honey badger scarf...It only cost me three fingers and an ey

Damn that is impressive. What did you use to catch him? Kush?



    Nah..pretty basic.  A couple of hookers and an 8ball..
 
2013-03-02 11:16:53 AM

ongbok: BumpInTheNight: lilplatinum: PC LOAD LETTER: None of those are endangered species, but, depending on how the animal was harvested, it may have only been used for the pelts/skin/scales/etc, which is severely irresponsible. Use the whole animal or let it live.

Who gives a shiat, none of those animals are particularly useful.

Whatever do you mean?  Stingrays are awesome for tourism!
[i.imgur.com image 604x402]

I love the two older women off the side in that picture. You can just hear them laughing and saying "Young biatches"

But anyway, there is a lot of jealousy being thrown around in this thread.


The point of owning that crap is to generate jealousy among people who can't afford it.  Lots of people get a great deal of satisfaction from knowing that they're the object of jealousy.
 
2013-03-02 11:20:05 AM

Huggermugger: ongbok: BumpInTheNight: lilplatinum: PC LOAD LETTER: None of those are endangered species, but, depending on how the animal was harvested, it may have only been used for the pelts/skin/scales/etc, which is severely irresponsible. Use the whole animal or let it live.

Who gives a shiat, none of those animals are particularly useful.

Whatever do you mean?  Stingrays are awesome for tourism!
[i.imgur.com image 604x402]

I love the two older women off the side in that picture. You can just hear them laughing and saying "Young biatches"

But anyway, there is a lot of jealousy being thrown around in this thread.

The point of owning that crap is to generate jealousy among people who can't afford it.  Lots of people get a great deal of satisfaction from knowing that they're the object of jealousy.


And this is what jealous people believe and use to justify their hating.
 
2013-03-02 12:35:25 PM

Summoner101: Why is it rich people just add diamonds to something to make it expensive rather than sponsoring craftsman to make something with some aesthetic? What happened to rich people supporting actual art?


So much  this. You can glue diamonds to a Big Mac and have a $10,000 sandwich -- but it won't even taste as good as a freakin' Big Mac.
 
2013-03-02 12:54:48 PM

zenobia: Summoner101: Why is it rich people just add diamonds to something to make it expensive rather than sponsoring craftsman to make something with some aesthetic? What happened to rich people supporting actual art?

So much  this. You can glue diamonds to a Big Mac and have a $10,000 sandwich -- but it won't even taste as good as a freakin' Big Mac.



That's where I'm at. Buy a very nice pair of bespoke shoes made from whatever leather you want, with beautiful craftsmanship and built to last forever. Prince Charles, for example, has a few pairs he got when he was in his 20's and has been wearing and getting repaired for the last 40 years. He has the cash to buy new ones. He doesn't. Quality leather shoes form to your foot over time and grow more comfortable, and with repairs, they farking last. Pricey, but you're paying for the best materials and the best craftsmanship. These shoes are not that.

This bedazzled shiat is expensive for the sake of being tacky.
 
2013-03-02 12:56:54 PM

cptjeff: This bedazzled shiat is expensive for the sake of being tacky.


Noveau riche :-)
 
2013-03-02 02:10:42 PM

Clock Spider Jerusalem: Oh rich people! We stare at you for hours hoping the holy blessings of heaven will somehow beam a little magic into our lives to rescue us from our pathetic peasant lives!


But don't you dare think of taxing them a few percentage points more!!!
 
mhd
2013-03-02 02:28:15 PM

Lollipop165: Noveau riche :-)


i.imgur.com
Hein?
 
2013-03-02 02:48:58 PM
those were the shiattiest looking sneakers i've ever seen, i hope they weren't custom made
 
2013-03-02 03:41:45 PM
But where's her $50,000 diamond-encrusted WWJD bracelet?

Her gospel and Christmas songs are suddenly less inspiring.
 
2013-03-02 04:18:40 PM

farkingismybusiness: If any of this is true it's insane.
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 607x1500]


People make money and spend it?! ZOMG!
 
2013-03-02 04:24:25 PM

cptjeff: zenobia: Summoner101: Why is it rich people just add diamonds to something to make it expensive rather than sponsoring craftsman to make something with some aesthetic? What happened to rich people supporting actual art?

So much  this. You can glue diamonds to a Big Mac and have a $10,000 sandwich -- but it won't even taste as good as a freakin' Big Mac.


That's where I'm at. Buy a very nice pair of bespoke shoes made from whatever leather you want, with beautiful craftsmanship and built to last forever. Prince Charles, for example, has a few pairs he got when he was in his 20's and has been wearing and getting repaired for the last 40 years. He has the cash to buy new ones. He doesn't. Quality leather shoes form to your foot over time and grow more comfortable, and with repairs, they farking last. Pricey, but you're paying for the best materials and the best craftsmanship. These shoes are not that.

This bedazzled shiat is expensive for the sake of being tacky.


Lobb and Company, they've been in business since 1849 takes about six months to make a pair of shoes, and the first pair runs about $5k US. additional shoes are a few hundred less.

dudes make a custom hand hewn wooden mold of your feet and keep them in house. they have royal feet going back to the 1850's

if I had five grand worth of fark you money laying around, you bet yer ass I would get a pair


but this woman wants to get the turducken of bad taste foot ware and call it classy.

if you have the ways and meens to own and operate a personal jet, have fun, that makes sense..

I don't begrudge these people being wealthy, and spending their money on stuff, I find personally stupid and garish. I just wonder why its so important to parade their bad taste all around public like this..

It wouldn't suprise me if this is all going to lead up to their own line of bedazzled crap available at a Target near you
 
2013-03-02 05:01:59 PM

Bane of Broone: farkingismybusiness: If any of this is true it's insane.
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 607x1500]

People make money and spend it?! ZOMG!


Nothing wrong with that. But if I was that rich I'd like to think I'd like to think I'd spend my money on something cooler than a $75k Barbie doll.

/that kid is going to be a spoiled coont
 
2013-03-02 05:20:40 PM

Cerebral Knievel: cptjeff: zenobia: Summoner101: Why is it rich people just add diamonds to something to make it expensive rather than sponsoring craftsman to make something with some aesthetic? What happened to rich people supporting actual art?

So much  this. You can glue diamonds to a Big Mac and have a $10,000 sandwich -- but it won't even taste as good as a freakin' Big Mac.


That's where I'm at. Buy a very nice pair of bespoke shoes made from whatever leather you want, with beautiful craftsmanship and built to last forever. Prince Charles, for example, has a few pairs he got when he was in his 20's and has been wearing and getting repaired for the last 40 years. He has the cash to buy new ones. He doesn't. Quality leather shoes form to your foot over time and grow more comfortable, and with repairs, they farking last. Pricey, but you're paying for the best materials and the best craftsmanship. These shoes are not that.

This bedazzled shiat is expensive for the sake of being tacky.

Lobb and Company, they've been in business since 1849 takes about six months to make a pair of shoes, and the first pair runs about $5k US. additional shoes are a few hundred less.

dudes make a custom hand hewn wooden mold of your feet and keep them in house. they have royal feet going back to the 1850's

if I had five grand worth of fark you money laying around, you bet yer ass I would get a pair


but this woman wants to get the turducken of bad taste foot ware and call it classy.

if you have the ways and meens to own and operate a personal jet, have fun, that makes sense..

I don't begrudge these people being wealthy, and spending their money on stuff, I find personally stupid and garish. I just wonder why its so important to parade their bad taste all around public like this..

It wouldn't suprise me if this is all going to lead up to their own line of bedazzled crap available at a Target near you

 

Shoe police on the scene
 
2013-03-02 06:28:54 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-02 06:46:37 PM
Beyonce
oi47.tinypic.com
                    WTF is this woman's problem?
 
2013-03-02 08:42:40 PM

LewDux: Beyonce
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                    WTF is this woman's problem?


she suddenly discoverd that she has more money than god and can do no wrong in the public eye and is now running ramshot over every single 7 year old girls expectations of what one can do when you are a PRINCESS!!


really.. she is the new whitney houston. we've all seen this shiat before..

now, if she ends up as a dead cokehead bathtub floaty at the end of all this has yet to be seen... but all this crap is not with out precedent.I just think this time she is her own worst enemy this time instead of fueling the looser guys ego and bank roll.

as long as the two of them stay off any hard drugs, and keep the spending down to stupid shiat like this, and keep putting out viable. marketable product, they can be as stupid as they want.
 
2013-03-02 09:26:38 PM
And there's no shortage of rap stars and athletes who've made millions quickly and lost everything by stupid spending decisions.
 
2013-03-02 09:40:54 PM

Speaker2Animals: And there's no shortage of rap stars and athletes who've made millions quickly and lost everything by stupid spending decisions.


Im not trying to glare in MC Hammers direction..

BUT I AM!


and to think.. Vanilla Ice was the most fiscally responsible of that entire lot, and to this day still gets redneck street cred.

strange thing that...
 
2013-03-02 09:43:12 PM
Playa Haters Ball on Fark tonight. Where's Buck Nasty and Pitbull?
 
2013-03-02 11:35:09 PM
That poor baby is going to grow up to look just like Jay-Z.
 
2013-03-02 11:39:17 PM
plushhomerealty.com
 
2013-03-03 10:43:03 AM

God-is-a-Taco: Christ, the rich really do have terrible taste.
It's like all the things that make sense are already taken by the peasants and their whole "rationality" thing.


Well, most of the "Nouveau Riche " certainly do. ( as opposed to "Old Money", which is pretty rare in the USA)

/ I'm reminded of Rush Limbaugh's garish NYC penthouse here...
// Rush and Beyonce are members of the same "New Rich" social class, IMHO..
 
2013-03-04 01:06:40 PM
 
2013-03-04 09:22:46 PM

Cerebral Knievel: Speaker2Animals: And there's no shortage of rap stars and athletes who've made millions quickly and lost everything by stupid spending decisions.

Im not trying to glare in MC Hammers direction..

BUT I AM!


and to think.. Vanilla Ice was the most fiscally responsible of that entire lot, and to this day still gets redneck street cred.

strange thing that...


Perhaps in your world he's got street cred, but to the rest of us he's a joke.
 
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