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(Daily Mail)   Beyonce's shoes are made of anaconda, stingray, crocodile, and ostrich. But you should see her daughter's loafers, former gophers. It was either that or skin their chauffeurs   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 96
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2013-03-01 08:47:21 PM
See my vest.....
 
2013-03-01 09:08:26 PM
Caiman make for great shoes, Alligators scales are too big. Stingray is so 2011 and never looked classy enough to wear. Ostrich is basically like wearing a big chicken. Crocodile, see alligator. Anaconda just sounds stupid. Might as well have used rattlesnake.

FTFA:  PMK insists 'no animals were beaten, harmed or killed in the development and crafting of the sneakers' - though it remains slightly unclear how you make a shoe out of any kind of leather without killing animals.

LOL, what?
 
2013-03-01 09:27:01 PM
That song is the greatest earworm of all time. OF ALL TIME.
 
2013-03-01 09:30:31 PM

cretinbob: See my vest.....


It's real gorilla chest.
 
2013-03-01 09:33:37 PM
I really like the vest.
 
2013-03-01 10:50:29 PM
Assholes, both of them. World-class assholes, at that.
 
2013-03-01 11:54:04 PM

PapaChester: FTFA:  PMK insists 'no animals were beaten, harmed or killed in the development and crafting of the sneakers' - though it remains slightly unclear how you make a shoe out of any kind of leather without killing animals.


Maybe they seek out roadkill for their footwear?  *shrug*

Regardless, the shoes are ugly as hell and kind of tacky. Seems like they were made just so someone could say they did it because they could.  *shrug*
 
2013-03-01 11:55:28 PM

Somacandra: I really like the vest.


I really like her chest
 
2013-03-02 02:43:21 AM
If any of this is true it's insane.
i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-03-02 02:47:30 AM
Oh rich people! We stare at you for hours hoping the holy blessings of heaven will somehow beam a little magic into our lives to rescue us from our pathetic peasant lives!
 
2013-03-02 02:47:36 AM

Somacandra: I really like the vest.


I gathered, yea.

/kill two for matching clogs
 
2013-03-02 02:53:17 AM

Speaker2Animals: Assholes, both of them. World-class assholes, at that.


I never met them so I wouldn't know.

/owns sharkskin wallet and elephant hide boots
 
2013-03-02 03:04:47 AM
I have a wallet made of elephant foreskin.  When I rub it, it turns into a suitcase.
 
2013-03-02 03:05:00 AM
Meanwhile I'm looking at *(@*# ramen for dinner.

Must be farking nice.
 
2013-03-02 03:09:20 AM
What is that thing they call a dummy?
 
2013-03-02 03:11:59 AM
New business venture: stupid jewel encrusted crap for rich people to buy.  First product: glue cheap ass rhinestones and cubic zarconians to a pair of Walmart brand sneakers and charge $13,000.
 
2013-03-02 03:13:35 AM

Znuh: Meanwhile I'm looking at *(@*# ramen for dinner.

Must be farking nice.


don't complain, just watch some shows about rich people & feel the love & admiration welling up in your heart for them.
 
2013-03-02 03:18:47 AM

i upped my meds-up yours: What is that thing they call a dummy?


Must be what the british call a soother.  It's for a baby to suck on.
 
2013-03-02 03:27:42 AM
There are so many reasons to dislike her.  I subscribe to most of them, including this one.
 
2013-03-02 03:30:54 AM
Christ, the rich really do have terrible taste.
It's like all the things that make sense are already taken by the peasants and their whole "rationality" thing.
 
2013-03-02 03:52:34 AM

The Man Who Laughs: i upped my meds-up yours: What is that thing they call a dummy?

Must be what the british call a soother.  It's for a baby to suck on.


It's what the rest of the English-speaking world calls a soother, not just Britain.

Ironic in a way.
 
2013-03-02 04:00:25 AM

farkingismybusiness: If any of this is true it's insane.
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What they don't tell you is that those toddler trainers were made from real toddler skins.

Bob Down: The Man Who Laughs:Must be what the british call a soother.  It's for a baby to suck on.

It's what the rest of the English-speaking world calls a soother, not just Britain.

Ironic in a way.


Except for the countries that call it a pacifier. I had never even seen the terms dummy or soother used for it before today.
 
2013-03-02 04:07:06 AM
Meh, She's rich, who gives a crap what she spends it on? If she's willing to pay her fair share of taxes then we're good.
 
2013-03-02 04:35:30 AM

Clock Spider Jerusalem: Oh rich people! We stare at you for hours hoping the holy blessings of heaven will somehow beam a little magic into our lives to rescue us from our pathetic peasant lives!


Wrong. Someday we will all be as rich as them, if they just cut taxes some more
 
2013-03-02 04:35:46 AM

i upped my meds-up yours: What is that thing they call a dummy?


Its a pacifier to normal people.
 
2013-03-02 04:36:54 AM

The Man Who Laughs: i upped my meds-up yours: What is that thing they call a dummy?

Must be what the british call a soother.  It's for a baby to suck on.


Never heard it called a soother before. ive always heard it called a pacifier.
 
2013-03-02 04:37:49 AM

Bob Down: The Man Who Laughs: i upped my meds-up yours: What is that thing they call a dummy?

Must be what the british call a soother.  It's for a baby to suck on.

It's what the rest of the English-speaking world calls a soother, not just Britain.

Ironic in a way.


Meh - I've never heard either of those terms for it. American speaking people call it a pacifier.
 
2013-03-02 04:42:25 AM
Never seen people I wanted to see burn through their fortune and dissapear into obscurity in my life.
 
2013-03-02 04:42:48 AM
Someone needs to tell the nouveau riche that more isn't always better.
 
2013-03-02 04:56:34 AM
Why is it rich people just add diamonds to something to make it expensive rather than sponsoring craftsman to make something with some aesthetic? What happened to rich people supporting actual art?
 
2013-03-02 05:04:34 AM
She and her hack husband are just f*cking horrible. I have no witty or eloquent of putting it other than...they are just f*cking horrible.
 
2013-03-02 05:17:17 AM

cretinbob: Clock Spider Jerusalem: Oh rich people! We stare at you for hours hoping the holy blessings of heaven will somehow beam a little magic into our lives to rescue us from our pathetic peasant lives!

Wrong. Someday we will all be as rich as them, if they just cut taxes some more


No we should give them all our money & cook our children up for them to eat & then bend over to take it up the ass because rich people are Gods among us. they can do no wrong.
 
2013-03-02 06:11:31 AM
I see almost all resident rocklodytes are already here
 
2013-03-02 06:30:05 AM
You can take the trash out of the trailer but you can't take the trailer out of the trash...
 
2013-03-02 06:42:11 AM

Znuh: Meanwhile I'm looking at *(@*# ramen for dinner.

Must be farking nice.


you hold your head high, scooter. you're just as good as any of them. maybe better. and something tells me if stupid big money came your way you wouldn't be an arsehole with it.
 
2013-03-02 06:47:39 AM
You'd have thought that if they could put all those expensive materials in then they could also pay a designer to make something that doesn't look shiat.
 
2013-03-02 07:07:42 AM
Another article attempting to generate disdain towards the wealthy. So she has a pair of ugly sneakers that would cost me two months salary. There's no reason to get angry about what the shoes are made of though. I have couches, shoes and belts made from cow hide.  As long as the animals aren't endangered species, there's no reason to be angry. Some people have enough money to eat for the week while others have enough money to buy $3 million watches. Life is a biatch sometimes.
 
2013-03-02 07:30:44 AM

Bob Down: The Man Who Laughs: i upped my meds-up yours: What is that thing they call a dummy?

Must be what the british call a soother.  It's for a baby to suck on.

It's what the rest of the English-speaking world calls a soother, not just Britain.

Ironic in a way.


Never heard of a dummy or soother before today. I have heard it called a binky though.
 
2013-03-02 07:35:52 AM

DubyaHater: Another article attempting to generate disdain towards the wealthy. So she has a pair of ugly sneakers that would cost me two months salary. There's no reason to get angry about what the shoes are made of though. I have couches, shoes and belts made from cow hide.  As long as the animals aren't endangered species, there's no reason to be angry. Some people have enough money to eat for the week while others have enough money to buy $3 million watches. Life is a biatch sometimes.


Yah, because making use of surplus of cow parts is directly equal to dismantling genuinely rare animals to satisfy one's poor taste in fashion.
 
2013-03-02 07:47:01 AM
and PETA meeting broke out
 
2013-03-02 08:16:25 AM
Wealthy liberals crack me up. They are so conflicted.
 
2013-03-02 08:43:13 AM

Happy Hours: Speaker2Animals: Assholes, both of them. World-class assholes, at that.

I never met them so I wouldn't know.

/owns sharkskin wallet and elephant hide boots


Never met them either, but base my judgment on what they did at the hospital when her baby was born. This is just icing on the cake.
 
2013-03-02 08:53:49 AM
I'll be honest, I see that chart up there of all the luxury sh*t she buys, and it's just so so meaningless and laughable.
A 23 kajillion dollar watch? My $300 Bulova looks better than that a hundred times over.
What's the point? Oh I got a huge ring... ok so what now? Does it make you more satisfied with yourself? Does it explain the mystery of existence? Does it bring love and warmth into your life?

Just seeing it all wrapped up like that is so... pathetic.

fark I sound like a hippie. I mean my wife and I do ok, and have some nice enough sh*t, but once you get to that point you realize how hollow it all is. Would we upgrade to even more expensive couches if we won a billion dollars? Nope, these ones are friggin comfortable and they look awesome. The only thing lots of money would be good for is taking care of family and seeing the world. After that, like Bill Gates says, I think it would lose it's utility factor for me.
 
2013-03-02 08:59:58 AM

sure haven't: I'll be honest, I see that chart up there of all the luxury sh*t she buys, and it's just so so meaningless and laughable.
A 23 kajillion dollar watch? My $300 Bulova looks better than that a hundred times over.
What's the point? Oh I got a huge ring... ok so what now? Does it make you more satisfied with yourself? Does it explain the mystery of existence? Does it bring love and warmth into your life?

Just seeing it all wrapped up like that is so... pathetic.

fark I sound like a hippie. I mean my wife and I do ok, and have some nice enough sh*t, but once you get to that point you realize how hollow it all is. Would we upgrade to even more expensive couches if we won a billion dollars? Nope, these ones are friggin comfortable and they look awesome. The only thing lots of money would be good for is taking care of family and seeing the world. After that, like Bill Gates says, I think it would lose it's utility factor for me.


While I would never buy any of this stuff even if I could afford it, I see no problem with her doing so if she enjoys it. Far better than hoarding it.  I guess I don't see either a controversy or a reason for condemnation for people doing things with their money.

Some people juggle geese. Who cares?
 
2013-03-02 09:09:27 AM

Summoner101: Why is it rich people just add diamonds to something to make it expensive rather than sponsoring craftsman to make something with some aesthetic? What happened to rich people supporting actual art?


Because they're not rich, they're Newly Rich.  They're also jumped up white trash (I use the racial slurs I know, get off me if they're the wrong color), who made it big through a lot of hard work and luck.  They come from a culture that emphasises flashy and tacky over subtle and powerful (you know, average americans...).

But most of all? They've got more money than Bill Gates sucking off God at this point, so doing stupid shiat gives them something to do, and slapping diamonds on something has a much more instant gratification and visceral appeal than having a hand-crafted artisinal piece.

Plus, when they finally go broke, you can pawn the gems and bling for more than you can sell the artisinal stuff, just because it has more intrinsic resale value (remove gems, sell those, sell the watch standalone, etc.)
 
2013-03-02 09:10:41 AM

JollyMagistrate: Some people juggle geese.


I will admit that both Jay Z and Beyonce are talented, although their music is not to my tastes.  However, if either of them actually juggle geese I would watch the hell out of that.
 
2013-03-02 09:11:05 AM
The barstools on Aristotle Onassis's yacht were covered in whale foreskin.
 
2013-03-02 09:20:07 AM
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2013-03-02 09:22:13 AM

Speaker2Animals: Never met them either, but base my judgment on what they did at the hospital when her baby was born. This is just icing on the cake.


What they want us to think:

NEW YORK (AP) -- State health officials on Wednesday dismissed complaints that patients in a hospital neonatal unit were mistreated while Beyonce was there giving birth to her and Jay-Z's daughter.
They had received two complaints about Manhattan's Lenox Hill Hospital, one made anonymously, the other from someone who had learned about the matter through the media, a health department spokesman said. Officials reviewed the complaints and dismissed them Wednesday night, spokesman Jeffrey Gordon said without elaborating.


What really happened:

oi47.tinypic.com
 
2013-03-02 09:32:08 AM

dryknife: The barstools on Aristotle Onassis's yacht were covered in whale foreskin.



      cool bar snacks too....otter noses,ocelot spleens,lark tongues..
 
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