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2013-03-01 09:03:59 PM  
That left me with a warm fuzzy feeling in my tummy.  My only regret from our game against the dookies is that we didn't get to rush the court at Charlotte when we beat them in the '97 tournament.

\it is my job to remind Farkdom that dook is dook....they're on TV more than "Leave it to Beaver" reruns
\\everything else about that weekend is still a magical smile inducing blur, that ridiculous game included
 
2013-03-01 10:32:41 PM  
...checks the rankings...
...sees Duke is ranked top 10...
...sees Kentucky isn't ranked...

/Fark you in the face, assholes
//Not a Duke fan by any means
///my team is top 5 though
 
2013-03-01 10:38:28 PM  
I know nothing about college basketball, but I would think Duke is a great team just based on the the fact that the little number next to their name was almost always between 1 and 4, and whenever another team beat them they celebrated like they just destroyed the Death Star.
 
2013-03-01 10:39:40 PM  
As long as the archivists were digging deep, they couldn't find footage of Duke's 24-10 basketball loss to Wake Forest in 1906?
 
2013-03-01 11:11:48 PM  
Typical coach Kry: your team gets its azzes handed to it so you complain about something that is a non-issue. Kry about how your team was poorly protected at UVA.  Meanwhile he appears to have gone all ape-shiat on a cop in this video.  Also, word has it he F-bombed a UVA student on his way out.

What a klass act.  When can we drop the pretense that this guy is some kind of basketball coaching genius?  His greatest contribution to the game seems to be institutionalized flopping.

Why did ESPN come to dook's aid, saying that their beat-down by VA was not an upset?  Since when is an unranked team beating a #3 not an upset?
 
2013-03-01 11:22:22 PM  
If it's a choice of Indiana, Michigan, Gonzaga, or Duke... I may just have to root for Duke.
 
2013-03-01 11:49:59 PM  

Your Average Witty Fark User: ...checks the rankings...
...sees Duke is ranked top 10...
...sees Kentucky isn't ranked...

/Fark you in the face, assholes
//Not a Duke fan by any means
///my team is top 5 though


this
 
2013-03-01 11:50:58 PM  

DeltaPunch: I know nothing about college basketball, but I would think Duke is a great team just based on the the fact that the little number next to their name was almost always between 1 and 4, and whenever another team beat them they celebrated like they just destroyed the Death Star.


And this.
 
2013-03-02 12:21:53 AM  
let's pile another one on...
 
2013-03-02 01:09:00 AM  
This is the best one of all and my personal favorite.

The largest blow-out in the NCAA championship game.
 
2013-03-02 01:32:41 AM  

Your Average Witty Fark User: ...checks the rankings...
...sees Duke is ranked top 10...
...sees Kentucky isn't ranked...

/Fark you in the face, assholes
//Not a Duke fan by any means
///my team is top 5 though


Kentucky: 8 losses, 1 win over a top 25 team, 64th SOS in the nation.
Duke: 4 losses, 4 wins over top 25 teams, 2nd SOS in the nation.

Why does Kentucky belong in the top 25? How does Duke not belong in the top 10?
 
2013-03-02 02:19:32 AM  

treecologist: Why did ESPN come to dook's aid, saying that their beat-down by VA was not an upset? Since when is an unranked team beating a #3 not an upset?


They had the PTI and Around the Horn crew bloo blooing about how rushing the court should be banned everywhere too
 
2013-03-02 03:24:11 AM  
17 moments spread out over 12 years? and 1 of them was against the tarholes.  hooray for you
 
2013-03-02 03:28:01 AM  

treecologist: Why did ESPN come to dook's aid, saying that their beat-down by VA was not an upset?  Since when is an unranked team beating a #3 not an upset?


if anyone would know, winning at home in the ACC is priority.


/you call VA winning a beat down?
 
2013-03-02 03:41:01 AM  

treecologist: Why did ESPN come to dook's aid, saying that their beat-down by VA was not an upset?  Since when is an unranked team beating a #3 not an upset?


and your win against clemson was a powerhouse win, STFU
 
2013-03-02 06:21:59 AM  
Im all for the Duke bashing.

But if your team is ranked, storming the court should be forbidden.
Have some self respect for your own program.

Or, conversely, maybe you should storm the court after every win.
 
2013-03-02 08:51:56 AM  

daveb0rg: DeltaPunch: I know nothing about college basketball, but I would think Duke is a great team just based on the the fact that the little number next to their name was almost always between 1 and 4, and whenever another team beat them they celebrated like they just destroyed the Death Star.

And this.


I wish the court was stormed every time someone beat my team.
I also wish my team's coach hadn't gotten sick of our AD and gone to an ACC school and turn their program into a household name for the first time and got featured in this video in the second clip.
 
2013-03-02 09:36:31 AM  

treecologist: Typical coach Kry: your team gets its azzes handed to it so you complain about something that is a non-issue. Kry about how your team was poorly protected at UVA.  Meanwhile he appears to have gone all ape-shiat on a cop in this video.  Also, word has it he F-bombed a UVA student on his way out.

What a klass act.  When can we drop the pretense that this guy is some kind of basketball coaching genius?  His greatest contribution to the game seems to be institutionalized flopping.

Why did ESPN come to dook's aid, saying that their beat-down by VA was not an upset?  Since when is an unranked team beating a #3 not an upset?


I'm obliged to give K a pass.  Everybody gets their jimmies supremely rustled once in a great while, like Roy did last year in Tallahassee.

What_Would_Jimi_Do: /you call VA winning a beat down?


That might be a bit of hyperbole, but they did hold Duke below 40% shooting.
 
2013-03-02 10:31:56 AM  

Ellimem: Your Average Witty Fark User: ...checks the rankings...
...sees Duke is ranked top 10...
...sees Kentucky isn't ranked...

/Fark you in the face, assholes
//Not a Duke fan by any means
///my team is top 5 though

Kentucky: 8 losses, 1 win over a top 25 team, 64th SOS in the nation.
Duke: 4 losses, 4 wins over top 25 teams, 2nd SOS in the nation.

Why does Kentucky belong in the top 25? How does Duke not belong in the top 10?


THAT'S THE POINT

This farking site has a hard on for Kentucky because some drunk from Kentucky aggregated some news and got stupid people to pay $5 a month to view it. Not really amusing.
 
2013-03-02 11:03:41 AM  
 
2013-03-02 12:37:25 PM  

Your Average Witty Fark User: Ellimem: Your Average Witty Fark User: ...checks the rankings...
...sees Duke is ranked top 10...
...sees Kentucky isn't ranked...

/Fark you in the face, assholes
//Not a Duke fan by any means
///my team is top 5 though

Kentucky: 8 losses, 1 win over a top 25 team, 64th SOS in the nation.
Duke: 4 losses, 4 wins over top 25 teams, 2nd SOS in the nation.

Why does Kentucky belong in the top 25? How does Duke not belong in the top 10?

THAT'S THE POINT

This farking site has a hard on for Kentucky because some drunk from Kentucky aggregated some news and got stupid people to pay $5 a month to view it. Not really amusing.


This has nothing to do with UK.  This is about people enjoying when Duke gets taken down a peg.  You don't have to have anything to do with UK for that, just an appreciation for what is good and right in the universe.
 
2013-03-02 07:46:11 PM  

What_Would_Jimi_Do: treecologist: Why did ESPN come to dook's aid, saying that their beat-down by VA was not an upset?  Since when is an unranked team beating a #3 not an upset?

and your win against clemson was a powerhouse win, STFU


Oh, look it's the dook fan who never went to dook.

Why do you root for them?  Pretty shade of blue on their uniforms?  They have more white guys than most other teams?  You think K is handsome?

You're pitiful.
 
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