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(The New York Times)   As it turns out, Hitler was in fact worse than Hitler   (nytimes.com) divider line 323
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2013-03-01 09:18:57 PM

leonel: St_Francis_P: "You literally could not go anywhere in Germany without running into forced labor camps, P.O.W. camps, concentration camps," he said. "They were everywhere."

And yet, 0bama's Amerika is far, far worse. People back then didn't know how good they had it.

Why the other day, I opened my refrigerator and there was a concentration camp in the veggie drawer! It's gotten to the point that I have to drive carefully for fear of running over one.


I swear, I try to eat right and exercise and still I end up with concentration camps. I just had surgery the other day to remove several small ones from kidney.
 
2013-03-01 09:19:49 PM

iheartscotch: HindiDiscoMonster: enik: Oh hey it's only the 1,456,333,546,788,443,557th article on the Holocuast.

actually, it's 1,456,333,546,788,443,556th.... that one the other time didn't count.

Which one was that? Was it the one where the author confused Austria with Assyria? Or was it the one about the shrubbery ?


it was the one about the shrubbery.
 
2013-03-01 09:19:55 PM

KrispyKritter: there were people of governments that killed far more but Hitler gets all the press. it's always Hitler, Hitler, Hitler.


You know, not many people know this, but der Führer was a terrific dancer.
 
2013-03-01 09:19:56 PM
St. Snuff: systematic genocide of millions by the Nazis is incomparable to any other act by man in history.

I guess you arent terribly familiar with human history.  Genocide was always the order of the day... this is a very rare time in human history where genocide is frowned upon.  Its a downright anomaly, really.  You should read some eye witness accounts of the crusades some time... the nazi's were practically humane.
 
2013-03-01 09:20:18 PM

dopekitty74: /now picturing Musssolini shaking a fist and complaining it's all about Hitler, Hitler Hitler!


El Douche was the closest we ever came to having a real life comic book villain.
 
2013-03-01 09:21:30 PM

cman: doglover: America had concentration camps, too. It was the soup du jour of warfare to arrest citizens for the crime of ethnicity.

This indeed. We may have not executed or starved them to death, but we were supposed to be better than that.

I have always wondered how the original 5-6 million number was the result. To me that number felt a little low; I could have sworn it would have been 10 million because of the population size of Europe. Now they believe that 15-20 million were killed. Wow.


And we press-ganged the Japanese youth in the camps into one of the most abused units in our European front. George Takei talks about it on radio shows. They would recruit teens from the camps for the German front and "those japs" would be sent on the most dangerous missions and take some of the heaviest casualties. Because of that, though, they were the most decorated unit in the front, or damn near. Still don't make it ethical.

As for the body count: everything I've ever read says 12 million people. 6 million Jews, but 12 million total. These numbers are just refinement of the original 12 million estimate.

But that was just the extermination camps. Some 20 million Russians starved to death or were shot just a few miles east. It's not unimaginable that a few million abused prisoners died of non-oven causes and up till now the bodies have been overlooked because there's no paperwork for widespread famine
 
2013-03-01 09:22:43 PM
Lately I've taken to asking my wife (a bit of a historian), usually casually, but fairly often as of late, when did the smart people begin leaving Germany before WWII?

Because a bunch of people left because shiat had gotten BAD. I'm starting to feel that shiat is getting BAD here in the US. But she won't even get her passport.

/engineering jobs with 100k signing bonus and 100k/yr in Sydney
 
2013-03-01 09:23:02 PM
Germans are farked up, man. No wonder they're so down with pooey pr0n
 
2013-03-01 09:23:16 PM

St_Francis_P: "You literally could not go anywhere in Germany without running into forced labor camps, P.O.W. camps, concentration camps," he said. "They were everywhere."

And yet, 0bama's Amerika is far, far worse. People back then didn't know how good they had it.


I wonder if there are people who really think that. I know a lot of conservative power derpers out there spout that stupid BS, but could any of them really believe it? Is it humanly possible to drink that much cool-aid?

/Yes, I know you were joking.
 
2013-03-01 09:25:24 PM

Atomic Spunk: [img.dailymail.co.uk image 468x551]
snickers at Hitler's body count

By the way, I while looking for the picture above, I learned that Stalin was quite handsome when he was young:
[24.media.tumblr.com image 500x672]


Agreed, while Hitler was a moronic force, the soviets were much worse.
 
2013-03-01 09:25:54 PM
Hitler also burned a thousand German stereotypes into the Western psyche, contributing 60 years later to a terrible episode of Community which I'm suffering through... right... now...

Okay, it's not that bad.
 
2013-03-01 09:25:57 PM

FriarReb98: KrispyKritter: there were people of governments that killed far more but Hitler gets all the press. it's always Hitler, Hitler, Hitler.

You know, not many people know this, but der Führer was a terrific dancer.


cdn.ebaumsworld.com
Played a mean banjo too...
 
2013-03-01 09:26:12 PM

KrispyKritter: there were people of governments that killed far more but Hitler gets all the press. it's always Hitler, Hitler, Hitler.


Shut up, Jan.
 
2013-03-01 09:26:22 PM

mekki: Canada also had them for the same reason. I recently learned this. How they've been able to keep this under wraps compared to America, I have no idea.


farkin' Canada is so benign they could have factories that inject orphans with sulfuric acid to collect tears of ultimate suffering to use in poutine gravy and the world's media would be like "Yeah, but a Canada story doesn't get ratings."
 
2013-03-01 09:26:23 PM
Who's this Hltler guy you speak of?
 
2013-03-01 09:27:24 PM
Wow, that made my jaw drop and almost forced tears to my eye. Wasn't expecting that at all. Subby was spot-on.
 
2013-03-01 09:27:29 PM

sxacho: I'm starting to feel that shiat is getting BAD here in the US.


Why, pray tell?
 
2013-03-01 09:27:33 PM

BronyMedic: jake_lex: Holocaust denial is so vile, so scummy, and holocaust deniers are such horrid pieces of human shiat, that it's one of the few things I just cannot joke about.

There is NOTHING so vile, nothing so indefensible, and nothing so WELL documented an atrocity that someone will not speak in defense of, in denial of, or positively of on the internet claim America does or has done the same or worse.

 
2013-03-01 09:27:55 PM
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2013-03-01 09:27:55 PM
www.bbc.co.uk
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2013-03-01 09:28:42 PM
www.midlifegamer.net
 
2013-03-01 09:29:50 PM

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: [www.bbc.co.uk image 401x536]
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LordOfThePings: [24.media.tumblr.com image 400x538][i45.tinypic.com image 358x538]


And that is quite possibly one of the greatest simulposts of all time.
 
2013-03-01 09:30:37 PM

Alonjar: St. Snuff: systematic genocide of millions by the Nazis is incomparable to any other act by man in history.

I guess you arent terribly familiar with human history.  Genocide was always the order of the day... this is a very rare time in human history where genocide is frowned upon.  Its a downright anomaly, really.  You should read some eye witness accounts of the crusades some time... the nazi's were practically humane.


The human population was lower in those centuries.  The Aztecs murdered countless tribes on the tops of those pyramids, but never reached Nazi numbers.  I think that is why, even in a world filled with evil, the Nazis always win most evil.
 
2013-03-01 09:30:46 PM

doglover: mekki: Canada also had them for the same reason. I recently learned this. How they've been able to keep this under wraps compared to America, I have no idea.

farkin' Canada is so benign they could have factories that inject orphans with sulfuric acid to collect tears of ultimate suffering to use in poutine gravy and the world's media would be like "Yeah, but a Canada story doesn't get ratings."


www.imfdb.org

I WARNED THOSE ASSHOLES AND THEY DIDN'T LISTEN. WE'LL SEE WHO ROLLS OVER FOR THOSE MOUNTIES.
 
2013-03-01 09:31:33 PM

LordOfThePings: [24.media.tumblr.com image 400x538][i45.tinypic.com image 358x538]


and


Louisiana_Sitar_Club: [www.bbc.co.uk image 401x536]
[img2.timeinc.net image 399x533]



media.tumblr.com
 
2013-03-01 09:31:33 PM

FriarReb98: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: [www.bbc.co.uk image 401x536]
[img2.timeinc.net image 399x533]

LordOfThePings: [24.media.tumblr.com image 400x538][i45.tinypic.com image 358x538]

And that is quite possibly one of the greatest simulposts of all time.


Well, I dunno, I've seen better. Let's not all start sucking each other dicks just yet.....
 
2013-03-01 09:32:50 PM
Whatever happened to that troll who posted the "Obama is more Hitler than Hitler" graph? I liked that guy. Quality trolling with a sense of humor. Herp-something was his name.
 
2013-03-01 09:33:08 PM
danarchy.youfailit.net
 
2013-03-01 09:33:26 PM

FriarReb98: KrispyKritter: there were people of governments that killed far more but Hitler gets all the press. it's always Hitler, Hitler, Hitler.

You know, not many people know this, but der Führer was a terrific dancer.


Now, ve vill sing de Führer's favorite song; de gluten tag hop glop.

/ spring time for hitler and Germany

// don't freak, google "the producers"
 
2013-03-01 09:33:27 PM

Lordserb: Yeah, so much of our history is covered with roses, but the sad truth is that America has done some pretty heinous things.


Giving blankets to Indians is a bad thing?
 
2013-03-01 09:35:10 PM

digitalrain: Atomic Spunk: [img.dailymail.co.uk image 468x551]
snickers at Hitler's body count

By the way, I while looking for the picture above, I learned that Stalin was quite handsome when he was young:
[24.media.tumblr.com image 500x672]



Young Stalin was a hipster? Who knew???


I was thinking the same thing. He looks like a dude sitting down the bar from me.
 
2013-03-01 09:35:34 PM

Now That's What I Call a Taco!: Germans are farked up, man. No wonder they're so down with pooey pr0n


I think your brush is a bit too big for the canvas. I lived with a German exchange student for a year or so, and he was a decent guy, cool even, for someone majoring in nuclear engineering. He was a hell of a lot more mellow after returning from burning man.
 
2013-03-01 09:35:36 PM

iheartscotch: I guess they did nazi that coming.


ugh,
how long have you been sitting on that egg?
 
2013-03-01 09:35:44 PM

crabsno termites: Lordserb: Yeah, so much of our history is covered with roses, but the sad truth is that America has done some pretty heinous things.

Giving blankets to Indians is a bad thing?


..and what about those mules we gave to Spike Lee?
 
2013-03-01 09:37:05 PM

James F. Campbell: sxacho: I'm starting to feel that shiat is getting BAD here in the US.

Why, pray tell?


If conditions changed ever so slightly, I feel that our "friends" would turn us in for being unpatriotic.
 
2013-03-01 09:37:53 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: crabsno termites: Lordserb: Yeah, so much of our history is covered with roses, but the sad truth is that America has done some pretty heinous things.

Giving blankets to Indians is a bad thing?

..and what about those mules we gave to Spike Lee?


I thought those were for Sister Sarah.
 
2013-03-01 09:38:26 PM

Atomic Spunk: [img.dailymail.co.uk image 468x551]
snickers at Hitler's body count

By the way, I while looking for the picture above, I learned that Stalin was quite handsome when he was young:
[24.media.tumblr.com image 500x672]


His engineers provided lots of early assistance in the design of the eastern camps.

It's never been proven, but it is likely he directly ran a few camps himself.
 
2013-03-01 09:38:42 PM
farkin' nazis, from illinois or anywhere else
 
2013-03-01 09:41:08 PM

SuddenlySamhain: iheartscotch: I guess they did nazi that coming.

ugh,
how long have you been sitting on that egg?


Since the last time we had a nazi thread.
 
2013-03-01 09:41:10 PM

vygramul: ISO15693: lifeboat: Say what you will about Hitler, but at least he killed Hitler.

Yes but he also killed the guy who killed hitler.

Yeah, but he also killed THAT guy.


It's a Russian nesting doll of Hitlers.
 
2013-03-01 09:44:58 PM

iheartscotch: SuddenlySamhain: iheartscotch: I guess they did nazi that coming.

ugh,
how long have you been sitting on that egg?

Since the last time we had a nazi thread.


So next dog thread, if anyone needs you you'll be in your lab?
 
2013-03-01 09:45:38 PM

doglover: America had concentration camps, too. It was the soup du jour of warfare to arrest citizens for the crime of ethnicity.


No, no, NO, no, NO!!

We had "reservations"....."reservations", NOT "concentration camps".

Completely different. Really.
 
2013-03-01 09:46:59 PM

James F. Campbell: Why, pray tell?


Short story of the latest, my wife is a big facebooker. She has her friends and all that, but so one of her friends posts that bullshiat "Bill Cosby" rant about Muslims and the poor ruining America thing. So my wife responds (I'm so farking proud, I taught her to do this) "this shait ain't true, here's a link". The post was pulled in a manner of minutes and this other girl didn't speak to my wife for a week... or maybe longer, I don't know if they're talking. Everytime I've done that I've actually never been welcome to speak by the other person again.
 
2013-03-01 09:47:00 PM
You know who else...wait, hold on a sec, you know...who...also...what?
 
2013-03-01 09:47:35 PM

FriarReb98: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: [www.bbc.co.uk image 401x536]
[img2.timeinc.net image 399x533]

LordOfThePings: [24.media.tumblr.com image 400x538][i45.tinypic.com image 358x538]

And that is quite possibly one of the greatest simulposts of all time.


Sorry, but even last year's Multi-Pass streak during the Oscars was better.
 
2013-03-01 09:48:28 PM
Not impressed....

i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-01 09:50:11 PM

jake_lex: m00: BigLuca: It's not "The Holocaust" it's "The Holocaust Theory."

Teach the controversy.

Holocaust denial is so vile, so scummy, and holocaust deniers are such horrid pieces of human shiat, that it's one of the few things I just cannot joke about.


I sometimes feel the same way, too.

Holocaust deniers, Truthers, Birthers, Vaccineers, David Icke followers, they are terrible people.

Racism runs deep. It is still in our psyche. We may be an enlightened species, but we have a major problem, and that is our programming. What is different could be dangerous. This is a primitive emotion from where bigotry comes from. In order for us to evolve we must accept who we are so we can recognize it and control it.
 
2013-03-01 09:50:24 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: HindiDiscoMonster: ISO15693: lifeboat: Say what you will about Hitler, but at least he killed Hitler.

Yes but he also killed the guy who killed hitler.

something something gun control something...

This would not have happened if everyone had concealed Hitlers to defend themselves.


I keep the little Hitler concealed to avoid charges of public indecency. I like to think that if I needed him to defend me: he would rise to the occasion.
 
2013-03-01 09:50:27 PM

crabsno termites: Lt. Cheese Weasel: crabsno termites: Lordserb: Yeah, so much of our history is covered with roses, but the sad truth is that America has done some pretty heinous things.

Giving blankets to Indians is a bad thing?

..and what about those mules we gave to Spike Lee?

I thought those were for Sister Sarah.


Only two of them
 
2013-03-01 09:51:43 PM

davidphogan: iheartscotch: SuddenlySamhain: iheartscotch: I guess they did nazi that coming.

ugh,
how long have you been sitting on that egg?

Since the last time we had a nazi thread.

So next dog thread, if anyone needs you you'll be in your lab?


Precisely, mien Fürher; excuse me, Mr. President.

/ The nature of the doomsday device; whole idea of this machine, you know. Deterrence is the art of producing in the mind of the enemy... the FEAR to attack. And so, because of the automated and irrevocable decision-making process which rules out human meddling, the Doomsday machine is terrifying and simple to understand... and completely credible and convincing.
 
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