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2013-03-01 09:04:56 PM  

ronaprhys: Lt. Cheese Weasel: The Repeated Meme: Lt. Cheese Weasel: FarknGroovn: Not a fan of Chavez.  However I hate cancer even more.

Nobody deserves deadly cancer.  Nobody.  Terrible way to go.

Well, I suppose, exceptions can be made....

Well, exceptions can always be made for uppity brown people who don't like us whiteys taking all their shiat.

Clue the class in on what shiat we ever took from Venezuela.  I'm sure you're a Whidbey alt, so don't bother.  Just move there and everyone wins.

All I need to see was his Weeners to the first guy to realize he was a troll.  3/10, too.  He got a few bites, but then came on too strong.  With a bit more finesse he could've easily kept folks going.


You've seen my weener? So THAT'S who's been staring in my bathroom window.
 
2013-03-01 09:05:56 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: The Repeated Meme: Lt. Cheese Weasel: The Repeated Meme: Lt. Cheese Weasel: FarknGroovn: Not a fan of Chavez.  However I hate cancer even more.

Nobody deserves deadly cancer.  Nobody.  Terrible way to go.

Well, I suppose, exceptions can be made....

Well, exceptions can always be made for uppity brown people who don't like us whiteys taking all their shiat.

Clue the class in on what shiat we ever took from Venezuela.  I'm sure you're a Whidbey alt, so don't bother.  Just move there and everyone wins.


I think  Rufino Blanco Fombona put it best when he said:

"The workers asked for a miserable salary increase and those blond, blue-eyed men who own millions of dollars, pounds and gulden in European and U.S. banks, refused."

Back in the day those darkie workers knew their place. Now Chavez is spreading his filth to the US. Giving free heating to 1.7 million needy Americans? Those traitors should do the decent thing and eat a bullet, after offing their scum crotchfruit.

You're a special kind of stupid, I like that.


Yeah, rock on my white brother. I'll see you down in Memphis for the big rally to save Forrest Park.
 
2013-03-01 09:07:12 PM  

The Repeated Meme: Lt. Cheese Weasel: The Repeated Meme: Lt. Cheese Weasel: The Repeated Meme: Lt. Cheese Weasel: FarknGroovn: Not a fan of Chavez.  However I hate cancer even more.

Nobody deserves deadly cancer.  Nobody.  Terrible way to go.

Well, I suppose, exceptions can be made....

Well, exceptions can always be made for uppity brown people who don't like us whiteys taking all their shiat.

Clue the class in on what shiat we ever took from Venezuela.  I'm sure you're a Whidbey alt, so don't bother.  Just move there and everyone wins.


I think  Rufino Blanco Fombona put it best when he said:

"The workers asked for a miserable salary increase and those blond, blue-eyed men who own millions of dollars, pounds and gulden in European and U.S. banks, refused."

Back in the day those darkie workers knew their place. Now Chavez is spreading his filth to the US. Giving free heating to 1.7 million needy Americans? Those traitors should do the decent thing and eat a bullet, after offing their scum crotchfruit.

You're a special kind of stupid, I like that.

Yeah, rock on my white brother. I'll see you down in Memphis for the big rally to save Forrest Park.


We're in uncharted waters here folks.  Be careful, the walkers and biters are everywhere. Remember, go for the brain pan.
 
2013-03-01 09:08:25 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: I will bet you a gazilliionbajillion quatloos he doesn't make it another 12 months.


Let me assume you have never had a friend or relative diagnosed with pancreatic cancer. A year is at the extreme end of survival. He's been sick for a while and some folks believe he's dead already.
 
2013-03-01 09:10:19 PM  

Delay: Lt. Cheese Weasel: I will bet you a gazilliionbajillion quatloos he doesn't make it another 12 months.

Let me assume you have never had a friend or relative diagnosed with pancreatic cancer. A year is at the extreme end of survival. He's been sick for a while and some folks believe he's dead already.


Gee, so by agreeing with me, you made a point, or something. This thread is amusing.
 
2013-03-01 09:11:18 PM  
Where is Cindy Sheehan when you need her?
 
2013-03-01 09:12:30 PM  

davidphogan: I thought this was the horse meat at Taco Bell thread. The worst part is how many posts it took to figure out that I was in the wrong thread.


Clearly, though, after looking at my Boobies, two things were clear: 1) It's a bit chilly in here and B) it's actually the Hitler thread?
 
TWX
2013-03-01 09:12:52 PM  

FarknGroovn: Not a fan of Chavez.  However I hate cancer even more.

Nobody deserves deadly cancer.  Nobody.  Terrible way to go.


I don't think that I'd wish cancer on anyone either.

Acute Crohn's Disease on the other hand...
 
2013-03-01 09:13:52 PM  
Wow.  Bit chilly passed the filters.  It's a cold day in hell.  Next thing you know it won't be against the terms of use to say the word
 
2013-03-01 09:25:11 PM  

MrHappyRotter: Wow.  Bit chilly passed the filters.  It's a cold day in hell.  Next thing you know it won't be against the terms of use to say the word


I'm surprised you didn't get filterpwned myself.
 
2013-03-01 09:48:42 PM  

MrHappyRotter: davidphogan: I thought this was the horse meat at Taco Bell thread. The worst part is how many posts it took to figure out that I was in the wrong thread.

Clearly, though, after looking at my Boobies, two things were clear: 1) It's a bit chilly in here and B) it's actually the Hitler thread?


Don't be silly. Taco Bell is obviously worse than Hitler.
 
2013-03-01 10:18:04 PM  
I've got to say that the CIA's new policy of slow-poisonings rather than quick-assassinations has been working out rather well for them.
 
2013-03-01 10:39:39 PM  

Linger: While I'm not fond of Hugo Chavez, cancer is a horrible way for anyone to die. It eats you alive from within.


I like the fact of his existence.  He drove the Bush Administration nuts.  He helps (through a round about way albeit) make available lower cost heating for the poor and elderly in this country.  His army is not killing the citizens nor are they shooting and killing our soldiers.
Is he perfect?  Do Unicorns and Rainbows fly about the presidential palace? No.  He is however a huge change from the usual corrupt despot.
"The devil came here yesterday, and it smells of sulfur still today."  H. Chavez

beautiful
 
2013-03-01 10:49:24 PM  

Marcintosh: Linger: While I'm not fond of Hugo Chavez, cancer is a horrible way for anyone to die. It eats you alive from within.

I like the fact of his existence.  He drove the Bush Administration nuts.  He helps (through a round about way albeit) make available lower cost heating for the poor and elderly in this country.  His army is not killing the citizens nor are they shooting and killing our soldiers.
Is he perfect?  Do Unicorns and Rainbows fly about the presidential palace? No.  He is however a huge change from the usual corrupt despot.
"The devil came here yesterday, and it smells of sulfur still today."  H. Chavez

beautiful


Also, I'd tap that if it were 10 years younger.
 
2013-03-01 11:04:09 PM  

DarkSoulNoHope: Hooray, now the oil companies can come back to Venezuela and exploit the natural resources with no care about what happens to the Venezuelans!

/What Fox News, the Koch Brothers, Tea Partiers, and Neo-Liberal economists are thinking right now
//Of course they were thinking the same thing when Kim Jong died


You are an idiot if you believe Chavez cares about the people of Venezuela.  Like most politicians, he only cares about himself and his small circle of cronies.
 
2013-03-01 11:57:57 PM  

Delay: Pool time, pick one:

a) February
b) 3/1
c) 3/2
d) 3/3
e) 3/4
f) 3/5
g) 3/6
h) 3/7
and so on.

I'm going with a) February.


It's about time; I've had he and Fidel on my rotten dot com dead pool list for a while now. I'll have to check my stiffs dot com list tho, that's where the money is.
 
2013-03-02 12:52:23 AM  

PaLarkin: You are an idiot if you believe Chavez cares about the people of Venezuela.  Like most politicians, he only cares about himself and his small circle of cronies.


Maybe, but income inequality is STILL a lot better than what it was before him.

I hate the guys' guts, but he did a lot of good for Venezuela.
 
2013-03-02 03:20:02 AM  
As someone with family in Venezuela: vamonos, Cancer!
 
2013-03-02 03:29:01 AM  

corronchilejano: PaLarkin: You are an idiot if you believe Chavez cares about the people of Venezuela.  Like most politicians, he only cares about himself and his small circle of cronies.

Maybe, but income inequality is STILL a lot better than what it was before him.

I hate the guys' guts, but he did a lot of good for Venezuela.


Like eliminate all foreign investment, destroying the economy? Reducing oil output by 40%? When I last visited there were rotating shortages of milk, sugar and coffee. That's just ludicrous.

Chavez has set Venezuela back at least 20 years. He's terrible, and his death can't come quickly enough
 
Pav
2013-03-02 06:05:07 AM  
Much to my dismay yahoo seems to have hired some admins to patrol their comment threads recently. I love you fark but you can never reach the level of derp, and sheer lunacy that the unmodded yahoo message board provides on a daily basis.  This is a major hit to how I waste my time on the Internet.
 
2013-03-02 07:09:09 AM  

ClavellBCMI:

YES!!!
/subby
And AdolfOliverPanties beat me to it.

Well played, Subby, well played.
 
2013-03-02 07:11:36 AM  

Linger:

While I'm not fond of Hugo Chavez, cancer is a horrible way for anyone to die. It eats you alive from within.

So, you COULD call it a "Linger"ing Death, eh? Meh, some people die horrible deaths... why not this human debris? Maybe he's taking the place of a young mother or father with a few kids.
 
2013-03-02 07:19:18 AM  

DarkSoulNoHope:

Well now that we've gone through both extremes, how about we come in the middle with government regulating what the businesses do in order for neither extreme to occur?

You dare to bring reason and logic to a Fark thread?

i46.tinypic.com
 
2013-03-02 07:29:37 AM  

davidphogan:

Don't be silly. Taco Bell is obviously worse than Hitler.

Yeah, Taco Bell has been serving horse meat.  Hitler was a vegetarian; that has to make up for a few million Jews, at least.
 
2013-03-02 09:08:00 AM  
Good for Venezuela.  Hopefully the next guy will be at least marginally less evil.
 
2013-03-02 10:38:02 AM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: The Repeated Meme: Lt. Cheese Weasel: The Repeated Meme: Lt. Cheese Weasel: FarknGroovn: Not a fan of Chavez.  However I hate cancer even more.

Nobody deserves deadly cancer.  Nobody.  Terrible way to go.

Well, I suppose, exceptions can be made....

Well, exceptions can always be made for uppity brown people who don't like us whiteys taking all their shiat.

Clue the class in on what shiat we ever took from Venezuela.  I'm sure you're a Whidbey alt, so don't bother.  Just move there and everyone wins.


I think  Rufino Blanco Fombona put it best when he said:

"The workers asked for a miserable salary increase and those blond, blue-eyed men who own millions of dollars, pounds and gulden in European and U.S. banks, refused."

Back in the day those darkie workers knew their place. Now Chavez is spreading his filth to the US. Giving free heating to 1.7 million needy Americans? Those traitors should do the decent thing and eat a bullet, after offing their scum crotchfruit.

You're a special kind of stupid, I like that.


United Fruit Company ring a bell?
 
2013-03-02 11:49:07 AM  

DarkSoulNoHope: Hooray, now the oil companies can come back to Venezuela and exploit the natural resources with no care about what happens to the Venezuelans!

/What Fox News, the Koch Brothers, Tea Partiers, and Neo-Liberal economists are thinking right now
//Of course they were thinking the same thing when Kim Jong died


We never left. We are a huge oil trade partner with Venezuela. The whole Chavez thing has no depth when it comes to oil.
 
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