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Gig103		2013-03-01 06:45:56 PM

Oh, don't be such a baby.

Walker		2013-03-01 06:50:46 PM

Too bad, get on the cart Hugh.

notmtwain		2013-03-01 06:58:33 PM

Subby, don't put the cart before the hearse.

MaudlinMutantMollusk		2013-03-01 07:00:07 PM

*WHACK*

AdolfOliverPanties		2013-03-01 07:03:36 PM

He'll be stone dead in a moment.

2wolves		2013-03-01 07:06:41 PM

"I feel happy!"

futalfufu		2013-03-01 07:09:00 PM

Maybe he'll go for a walk?

skinink		2013-03-01 07:10:48 PM

Soon Hugo will be nailed to the perch and will be pining for the fjords.

ClavellBCMI		2013-03-01 07:11:17 PM

YES!!!
/subby
And AdolfOliverPanties beat me to it.

lennavan		2013-03-01 07:11:35 PM

Hugo, you better hold on for at least 2 more months or I lose the office pool.

noitsnot		2013-03-01 07:16:22 PM

"Look, isn't there something you can do?..."

Linger		2013-03-01 07:18:51 PM

While I'm not fond of Hugo Chavez, cancer is a horrible way for anyone to die. It eats you alive from within.

Nadie_AZ		2013-03-01 07:20:15 PM

Doesn't matter. He's got sh*t all over him.

DarkSoulNoHope		2013-03-01 07:21:38 PM

Hooray, now the oil companies can come back to Venezuela and exploit the natural resources with no care about what happens to the Venezuelans!

/What Fox News, the Koch Brothers, Tea Partiers, and Neo-Liberal economists are thinking right now
//Of course they were thinking the same thing when Kim Jong died

MrHappyRotter		2013-03-01 07:24:35 PM

As of yet, he's ceased becoming an ex-president of Venezuela.

OgreMagi		2013-03-01 07:26:08 PM

DarkSoulNoHope: Hooray, now the oil companies can come back to Venezuela and exploit the natural resources with no care about what happens to the Venezuelans!

Hooray, businesses can start making a profit again, so there won't be shortages caused by the government stealing everything.

DarkSoulNoHope		2013-03-01 07:30:30 PM

OgreMagi: DarkSoulNoHope: Hooray, now the oil companies can come back to Venezuela and exploit the natural resources with no care about what happens to the Venezuelans!

Hooray, businesses can start making a profit again, so there won't be shortages caused by the government stealing everything.

Well now that we've gone through both extremes, how about we come in the middle with government regulating what the businesses do in order for neither extreme to occur?

rkelley25		2013-03-01 07:36:59 PM

WWFD? What would Franco do?

Evil High Priest		2013-03-01 07:41:53 PM

MrHappyRotter: As of yet, he's ceased becoming an ex-president of Venezuela.

He got better?

FarknGroovn		2013-03-01 07:43:09 PM

Not a fan of Chavez. However I hate cancer even more.

Nobody deserves deadly cancer. Nobody. Terrible way to go.

ClavellBCMI		2013-03-01 07:46:28 PM

Evil High Priest: MrHappyRotter: As of yet, he's ceased becoming an ex-president of Venezuela.

He got better?

He feels better!

ChildOfBhaal		2013-03-01 07:59:22 PM

I figured that things were grim for him when I saw Citgo reviving their ads about paying for Americans' heating oil.

axeeugene		2013-03-01 08:02:27 PM

I'm just waiting for him to muscle up to them bars with his little pecker...and FOOM!

Then I'll know for *sure* whether he's bleedin' demised or not.

/THIS...IS AN EX...DICTATOR!
//"AAAAAUUUUGGGGHHH!"
///Shut up!

machoprogrammer		2013-03-01 08:04:46 PM

DarkSoulNoHope: Hooray, now the oil companies can come back to Venezuela and exploit the natural resources with no care about what happens to the Venezuelans!

/What Fox News, the Koch Brothers, Tea Partiers, and Neo-Liberal economists are thinking right now
//Of course they were thinking the same thing when Kim Jong died

I am pretty damn liberal, but if you think the money from Venezuela oil is not going into Chavez's buddy's pockets, you are more retarded than creationists

Lt. Cheese Weasel		2013-03-01 08:16:48 PM

Well, can't you do something?

ClavellBCMI		2013-03-01 08:17:05 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel		2013-03-01 08:17:27 PM

noitsnot: "Look, isn't there something you can do?..."

*tiny fist*

Lt. Cheese Weasel		2013-03-01 08:19:04 PM

DarkSoulNoHope: Hooray, now the oil companies can come back to Venezuela and exploit the natural resources with no care about what happens to the Venezuelans!

/What Fox News, the Koch Brothers, Tea Partiers, and Neo-Liberal economists are thinking right now
//Of course they were thinking the same thing when Kim Jong died

Their oil is sludgy dinosaur crap. Worst oil on the planet. Let the Chinese have it, they can't refine 90% of it anyway.

Lt. Cheese Weasel		2013-03-01 08:20:03 PM

FarknGroovn: Not a fan of Chavez. However I hate cancer even more.

Nobody deserves deadly cancer. Nobody. Terrible way to go.

Well, I suppose, exceptions can be made....

InternetSecurityGuard		2013-03-01 08:21:10 PM

Not dead. But certainly circling the drain.

maxis_mydog		2013-03-01 08:22:01 PM

Linger: While I'm not fond of Hugo Chavez, cancer is a horrible way for anyone to die. It eats you alive from within.

As opposed to eating you alive from the outside in?

Me, I prefer eating a .45 rather then be eaten alive.

Quaker		2013-03-01 08:24:02 PM

He's not foolin' anyone.

Gyrfalcon		2013-03-01 08:28:08 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: *WHACK*

"Ninepence."

DarkSoulNoHope		2013-03-01 08:29:56 PM

machoprogrammer: DarkSoulNoHope: Hooray, now the oil companies can come back to Venezuela and exploit the natural resources with no care about what happens to the Venezuelans!

/What Fox News, the Koch Brothers, Tea Partiers, and Neo-Liberal economists are thinking right now
//Of course they were thinking the same thing when Kim Jong died

I am pretty damn liberal, but if you think the money from Venezuela oil is not going into Chavez's buddy's pockets, you are more retarded than creationists

Well I know it is (mainly what ClavellBCMI said anyway, more of Chavez's pockets than any friends he has, going to a friends pocket is a neo-Liberal tactic), but still once he's gone we can't just have Exxon and Shell come in and just take over Citgo (which is what the US support of the 2002 coup was about a few years ago). We need to think of a different method to support a Venezuelan democracy that isn't dictator led, but led by the people and their common good.

Delay		2013-03-01 08:33:15 PM

Pool time, pick one:

a) February
b) 3/1
c) 3/2
d) 3/3
e) 3/4
f) 3/5
g) 3/6
h) 3/7
and so on.

I'm going with a) February.

The Repeated Meme		2013-03-01 08:34:48 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: FarknGroovn: Not a fan of Chavez. However I hate cancer even more.

Nobody deserves deadly cancer. Nobody. Terrible way to go.

Well, I suppose, exceptions can be made....

Well, exceptions can always be made for uppity brown people who don't like us whiteys taking all their shiat.

Tsar_Bomba1		2013-03-01 08:35:29 PM

He's farked. Once I saw he was doing Hyperbaric Oxygen Therapy that's a last ditch effort to stave off the inevitable...

Gyrfalcon		2013-03-01 08:36:57 PM

The Repeated Meme: Lt. Cheese Weasel: FarknGroovn: Not a fan of Chavez. However I hate cancer even more.

Nobody deserves deadly cancer. Nobody. Terrible way to go.

Well, I suppose, exceptions can be made....

Well, exceptions can always be made for uppity brown people who don't like us whiteys taking all their shiat.

No, exceptions only need to be made for assholes. Like Chavez.

ronaprhys		2013-03-01 08:43:45 PM

The Repeated Meme: Lt. Cheese Weasel: FarknGroovn: Not a fan of Chavez. However I hate cancer even more.

Nobody deserves deadly cancer. Nobody. Terrible way to go.

Well, I suppose, exceptions can be made....

Well, exceptions can always be made for uppity brown people who don't like us whiteys taking all their shiat.

No. Nothing to do with race. Chavez is an ass-noodle that needs to die.

davidphogan		2013-03-01 08:43:54 PM

I thought this was the horse meat at Taco Bell thread. The worst part is how many posts it took to figure out that I was in the wrong thread.

The Repeated Meme		2013-03-01 08:45:57 PM

Gyrfalcon: The Repeated Meme: Lt. Cheese Weasel: FarknGroovn: Not a fan of Chavez. However I hate cancer even more.

Nobody deserves deadly cancer. Nobody. Terrible way to go.

Well, I suppose, exceptions can be made....

Well, exceptions can always be made for uppity brown people who don't like us whiteys taking all their shiat.

No, exceptions only need to be made for assholes. Like Chavez.

He's an asshole because he's an uppity jiggabo who does not respect the Monroe Doctrine of stealing from the mud people and giving it to American corporations.

Nothing disgusts me more than the sight of literate mud bloods.

Scorpius.Raven		2013-03-01 08:47:26 PM

Cancer is awful, so is Chavez.

Only one of these will soon disappear. So, vote for cancer?

/also, vote for science, we need it.
//badly

The Repeated Meme		2013-03-01 08:48:36 PM

ronaprhys: The Repeated Meme: Lt. Cheese Weasel: FarknGroovn: Not a fan of Chavez. However I hate cancer even more.

Nobody deserves deadly cancer. Nobody. Terrible way to go.

Well, I suppose, exceptions can be made....

Well, exceptions can always be made for uppity brown people who don't like us whiteys taking all their shiat.

No. Nothing to do with race. Chavez is an ass-noodle that needs to die.

Everything to do with race. I remember a time when Latin America was a sea of savages ruled by noble white masters. Sad to see the way it's going now.

Lt. Cheese Weasel		2013-03-01 08:51:47 PM

The Repeated Meme: Lt. Cheese Weasel: FarknGroovn: Not a fan of Chavez. However I hate cancer even more.

Nobody deserves deadly cancer. Nobody. Terrible way to go.

Well, I suppose, exceptions can be made....

Well, exceptions can always be made for uppity brown people who don't like us whiteys taking all their shiat.

Clue the class in on what shiat we ever took from Venezuela. I'm sure you're a Whidbey alt, so don't bother. Just move there and everyone wins.

ClavellBCMI		2013-03-01 08:51:55 PM

The Repeated Meme: ronaprhys: The Repeated Meme: Lt. Cheese Weasel: FarknGroovn: Not a fan of Chavez. However I hate cancer even more.

Nobody deserves deadly cancer. Nobody. Terrible way to go.

Well, I suppose, exceptions can be made....

Well, exceptions can always be made for uppity brown people who don't like us whiteys taking all their shiat.

No. Nothing to do with race. Chavez is an ass-noodle that needs to die.

Everything to do with race. I remember a time when Latin America was a sea of savages ruled by noble white masters. Sad to see the way it's going now.

Are you saying Latin America is a land of (ig)noble (former) white masters ruled by a sea of (former) savages?

ClavellBCMI		2013-03-01 08:55:39 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: The Repeated Meme: Lt. Cheese Weasel: FarknGroovn: Not a fan of Chavez. However I hate cancer even more.

Nobody deserves deadly cancer. Nobody. Terrible way to go.

Well, I suppose, exceptions can be made....

Well, exceptions can always be made for uppity brown people who don't like us whiteys taking all their shiat.

Clue the class in on what shiat we ever took from Venezuela. I'm sure you're a Whidbey alt, so don't bother. Just move there and everyone wins.

I'm pretty sure most all the theft from Venezuela was done by Spaniards and not us Norte Americanos. We were too busy stealing everything not buried 1000 ft down from Cuba, Mexico, and Central America.

ronaprhys		2013-03-01 08:55:40 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: The Repeated Meme: Lt. Cheese Weasel: FarknGroovn: Not a fan of Chavez. However I hate cancer even more.

Nobody deserves deadly cancer. Nobody. Terrible way to go.

Well, I suppose, exceptions can be made....

Well, exceptions can always be made for uppity brown people who don't like us whiteys taking all their shiat.

Clue the class in on what shiat we ever took from Venezuela. I'm sure you're a Whidbey alt, so don't bother. Just move there and everyone wins.

All I need to see was his Weeners to the first guy to realize he was a troll. 3/10, too. He got a few bites, but then came on too strong. With a bit more finesse he could've easily kept folks going.

The Repeated Meme		2013-03-01 09:03:16 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: The Repeated Meme: Lt. Cheese Weasel: FarknGroovn: Not a fan of Chavez. However I hate cancer even more.

Nobody deserves deadly cancer. Nobody. Terrible way to go.

Well, I suppose, exceptions can be made....

Well, exceptions can always be made for uppity brown people who don't like us whiteys taking all their shiat.

Clue the class in on what shiat we ever took from Venezuela. I'm sure you're a Whidbey alt, so don't bother. Just move there and everyone wins.

I think Rufino Blanco Fombona put it best when he said:

"The workers asked for a miserable salary increase and those blond, blue-eyed men who own millions of dollars, pounds and gulden in European and U.S. banks, refused."

Back in the day those darkie workers knew their place. Now Chavez is spreading his filth to the US. Giving free heating to 1.7 million needy Americans? Those traitors should do the decent thing and eat a bullet, after offing their scum crotchfruit.

Lt. Cheese Weasel		2013-03-01 09:03:35 PM

Delay: Pool time, pick one:

a) February
b) 3/1
c) 3/2
d) 3/3
e) 3/4
f) 3/5
g) 3/6
h) 3/7
and so on.

I'm going with a) February.

Uh, today is March 1. I will bet you a gazilliionbajillion quatloos he doesn't make it another 12 months.

Lt. Cheese Weasel		2013-03-01 09:04:44 PM

The Repeated Meme: Lt. Cheese Weasel: The Repeated Meme: Lt. Cheese Weasel: FarknGroovn: Not a fan of Chavez. However I hate cancer even more.

Nobody deserves deadly cancer. Nobody. Terrible way to go.

Well, I suppose, exceptions can be made....

Well, exceptions can always be made for uppity brown people who don't like us whiteys taking all their shiat.

Clue the class in on what shiat we ever took from Venezuela. I'm sure you're a Whidbey alt, so don't bother. Just move there and everyone wins.

I think Rufino Blanco Fombona put it best when he said:

"The workers asked for a miserable salary increase and those blond, blue-eyed men who own millions of dollars, pounds and gulden in European and U.S. banks, refused."

Back in the day those darkie workers knew their place. Now Chavez is spreading his filth to the US. Giving free heating to 1.7 million needy Americans? Those traitors should do the decent thing and eat a bullet, after offing their scum crotchfruit.

You're a special kind of stupid, I like that.

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