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(Fox 8 New Orleans)   Couple charged with assault after chips and dip fight over the last beer   (fox8live.com) divider line 20
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2013-03-01 06:56:20 PM
I know chips are high in sodium, but I had no idea you could be charged with a salt for having some...
 
2013-03-01 06:59:39 PM
Assault and vinegar, I presume.
 
2013-03-01 07:01:31 PM
They sound like a couple of real dip-chips.
 
2013-03-01 07:02:59 PM
How do you assault someone with a potato chip? Break it into a small piece and try for an eye jab?
 
2013-03-01 07:07:22 PM
Charged with a-salsa.
 
2013-03-01 07:31:13 PM
This happened in Canada.
In the USA, assaulting a family member or roommate is punished more severely than assaulting a stranger.
If you are convicted of even the lowest level of assault against a family member (ie: threat to harm or offensive contact without pain) then you are permanently banned from possessing firearms or ammunition.
If you are a law enforcement officer or you are in the armed services then you'll need to find a new career because you can't have a firearm for any reason.
 
2013-03-01 07:35:16 PM
In my view, someone should have to get hurt/be at risk of serious injury before you can press assault charges.

You want to make touching someone without their permission illegal? Fine, whatever. But calling it assault when people have a foodfight is ridiculous.
 
2013-03-01 07:45:37 PM
That last beer is serious shiat when you have to wait until spring to be able to make a beer run.
 
2013-03-01 07:52:16 PM
This could be done in a fun way or an angry way.
 
2013-03-01 08:10:53 PM
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2013-03-01 08:11:40 PM
 
2013-03-01 08:12:54 PM
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2013-03-01 08:14:29 PM
Now with comment goodness they are both a couple of these see previous photo
 
2013-03-01 08:38:12 PM
If you are convicted of even the lowest level of assault against a family member (ie: threat to harm or offensive contact without pain) then you are permanently banned from possessing firearms or ammunition.

The point is arguable, but if someone wastes a perfectly good plate of nachos they get what they deserve!
 
2013-03-01 08:56:57 PM
you have to be a real arsehole to run out of beer.
 
2013-03-01 09:20:21 PM
See if they had been armed, this never would have happened... because they'd both be dead presumably.
 
2013-03-01 09:26:06 PM

Typical Right Wing Doosh: See if they had been armed, this never would have happened... because they'd both be dead presumably.


I'm okay with that.
 
2013-03-01 09:36:55 PM

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Completely irrelevant, but the [human] on the right is, like, super-cute...
 
2013-03-02 12:00:12 AM
Chips and dip fight? *clicks link* lol Canada, sounds about right.

In murica we throw furniture and bullets at eachother, in Canada land they go for chips and dip.

Sadly they didn't say what kind of chips and dip it was. :(
 
2013-03-02 12:21:36 AM
Their chips and dip were fighting over the last beer?
 
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