Diogenes: "This is something that could happen to any parent or any baby sitter," he argued.Oh FFS. Well, I guess you can't blame him for trying.Wait, no. I think you can. ARE YOU FARKING KIDDING ME?!?
Vodka Zombie: It's called a baby cage, Subby. They're wonderful.
CapeFearCadaver: The father later told police he had taken the powerful narcotic painkiller Oxycontin, the muscle relaxer Flexeril, the anti-seizure medication Dilantin and drank a 16-oz. Busch beerWell, I know what I'm doing tonight!
MrHappyRotter: When the cops arrive I'll show them my knockers, but that's it. And no way I'm letting them in the rear entry way.
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