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(Yahoo)   Fark: Your 3-year-old child is found wandering around naked outside and another 3-year-old naked and unsupervised inside. Holy Fark: Police found your 22-month-old daughter locked in an animal crate   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 16
    More: Scary, Tulsa, child neglect, Busch Beer, deferred sentence, Assistant District Attorney Travis Horton, muscle relaxers  
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2013-03-01 06:33:04 PM
7 votes:
He keeps one in a cage and they say, "OH, raising kids like factory farm chickens is bad!"

He lets two wander and the same bleeding hearts say, "Hey, raising kids free range is bad!"

There is nothing....absolutely nothing....that you can do that won't get libs frothing at the mouth.
2013-03-01 04:47:45 PM
4 votes:

Diogenes: "This is something that could happen to any parent or any baby sitter," he argued.

Oh FFS.  Well, I guess you can't blame him for trying.

Wait, no.  I think you can.   ARE YOU FARKING KIDDING ME?!?


No really, this could happen to anyone who had taken a bunch of Oxycontin, Flexeril, and Dilantin and washed them down with beer.  I mean seriously, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, how could any reasonable person expect my client to take care of kids when he was that high?  My client is the real victim here!  The state is being completely unreasonable for expecting him to take care of young children in that condition!
2013-03-01 04:16:54 PM
3 votes:
It's called a baby cage, Subby. They're wonderful.
2013-03-01 08:38:53 PM
2 votes:
29.media.tumblr.com
What a Baby Cage may look like

(Not mine)
2013-03-01 06:36:42 PM
2 votes:
The father later told police he had taken the powerful narcotic painkiller Oxycontin, the muscle relaxer Flexeril, the anti-seizure medication Dilantin and drank a 16-oz. Busch beer

Well, I know what I'm doing tonight!
2013-03-01 06:34:51 PM
2 votes:
A concerned neighbor called police after finding one of the children outside and getting no response when he knocked on the door as temperatures dropped into the low 40s.

Police officers knocked and also got no response. One of the officers peered inside a window and saw the girl in the dog cage. Police then kicked the door in. The children were immediately placed in protective custody.

The father later told police he had taken the powerful narcotic painkiller Oxycontin, the muscle relaxer Flexeril, the anti-seizure medication Dilantin and drank a 16-oz. Busch beer, according to court records


This is absolutely disgusting.

Why would someone willingly drink Busch?
2013-03-01 08:05:00 PM
1 votes:
content8.flixster.com

What?  None of you guys had a baby cage growing up?
2013-03-01 07:14:04 PM
1 votes:

Vodka Zombie: It's called a baby cage, Subby. They're wonderful.


In China there're called apartments.
2013-03-01 07:02:55 PM
1 votes:
media3.handmadecharlotte.com

the good old days.
2013-03-01 06:58:51 PM
1 votes:
FTA: TULSA, Okla. (AP) - A judge on Thursday ordered a Tulsa man accused of locking his toddler in a metal cage to jail

i.imgur.com
2013-03-01 06:49:41 PM
1 votes:
At what point is a "not for procreation" tattoo above ones genitals a thing we can do?
2013-03-01 06:43:34 PM
1 votes:

CapeFearCadaver: The father later told police he had taken the powerful narcotic painkiller Oxycontin, the muscle relaxer Flexeril, the anti-seizure medication Dilantin and drank a 16-oz. Busch beer

Well, I know what I'm doing tonight!


I hope you're single then, because apparently you'll be of no use to anyone with you whilst doing it...:)
2013-03-01 06:38:38 PM
1 votes:

MrHappyRotter: When the cops arrive I'll show them my knockers, but that's it. And no way I'm letting them in the rear entry way.


Snort
2013-03-01 06:38:01 PM
1 votes:
Besides, I need to see how hot this dad is before I render judgement.  If he's at least a 4 or a 5, I say we give him a pass.
2013-03-01 06:31:06 PM
1 votes:
simpsonswiki.net

Simpsons did it
2013-03-01 06:30:48 PM
1 votes:
I have a 3 year old!?
 
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